The evening world. Newspaper, February 24, 1911, Page 16

Published Dally Except funy. the “Presa Tublishing Company. Nos. 83 to 63 | 3. ANGUS SAW, Pres. and Treaey JOSEPH” PULITZER, Suntor, Bee rk Row. ‘ Claes Matter: England and the Continent and! Coun fn the International Bul to The Evening | For meriptton vite ue Uitte Hates At rostal Union, $0.75 Ye ee } » gre Yeas $9.30 | One Years, VOLUMF 51. a NO. 18,084, ON TRIAL AT ALBANY. EMOCRACY on trial at Albany has been wrangling for more than a month over the election of a United States Senator. Despite the popular man date for progressive policies given at the election, the Democratic majority sent to the Legislature to carry ont that policy has been unable as yet to | shake off the domination of Tammany Hall and the reactionary in-, terests that are back of it. The disappointment of the people at this display of inefficiency and cowardice is already evident. It is disclosed in the press, in the letters of commendation sent to the courageous Demoerats that, have refused to submit to Tammany, and in the vote in Schoharie , County. These things are portentous and menacing to Democracy. are ominous of a widespread popular discontent. be intrusted to elect a Senator will certainly not be trusted to elect a President. And 1912 will soon be here. WHERE LOGIC FAILS. RITICAT interest in the passage by the Indiana} Legislature of a bill requiring all men applying for | a marriage license to pass a physical examination, will be directed mainly to the fact that the measure was passed at the solicitation of ministers of the! gospel over the protests of physicians. In the logical sequence of ideas the pastor who believes marriag to be a spiritual sacrament ought to have been opposed to the move- | ment to subject it to physical laws. Whereas the physician, dealing with the physiological problem of health, ought to have favored a} measure designed to prevent the marriage of diseased and mentally unsound pereons. This is only another proof that we ne by logical process. Vifty ago, proposed, it was said “Men will divorce their wives, passed, and, behold, it is the wife that seeks divorce years when easy divorce laws were | The laws were 5 ae 4 A MISPLACED ECONOMY. Y way of economy the House of Representatives struck out of the diplomatic appropriation bill an| item of $7,156 designed to pay the share of the | United States in the maintenance and other ex penses of “The Permanent Titernational Couneil for the Exploration of the S\ They | A party that cannot | i er can foretell anything | economies of the Government, the striking out of the item can hardly have been due to anything gore important than a caprice of legisla tion. It is unfortunate that the spasm occurred just at the time that particular item was under consideration. 1 much more effective had it coincided and colliv would have been with the pe bill’ or the appropriation for Dreadnoughts | Reonomy is excellent when practised os y habit, but it tion | silly when indulged as a freak | ote ‘THE MISTAKEN POLICEMAN. the Waldorf banquet of the it was said by Lieut. Enright that in the police force as elsewhere in life the ratio of good and of evil “follows the law of averages.” plained, however, that “the mistaken policeman, never fails to call forth the largest display of type and many marvellous conclusions and deductions tending the total depravity and inefficiency of the entire force.” It is a pity that an address otherwise so excellent should have had even this one misleading statement spect to his duty is not subject to the Jaw the contrary, he is specially selected and cha a standard high above the average. ‘The of order, protection of the weak and the poor, is intrusted to his hands fore if he makes what the lieutenant calls “a dice Lieutenants | He com- 'The policeman f human with aver s On asure up to maintenance the There mistah the conse quence is apt to be serious enough to merit big head lines There has never been any conelusion in this city that tan tire force” is marked “by total depravity and ineficiency.” On the contrary, it has been the civic boast that the ois the “finest in the world.” Moreover the press reco n big he lines every manifestation of valor and “mistaken policeman” en he makes himself quite conspicuous at times fidelity that for the w ifies the boast The e, though nik tt wil e quite an easy matter To the FAitor of the ere Ween fresh Readers, what ts the larges: and 4 atorage brands. Think house that can be built on a lot 2 TACK 1% by 2 t feet? Cow, THE MAN FROM MISSOUIL A Precaution, To the Biiitor of The Evening World T read the letter by Mr. Lawren regard to the cold storage of y and would like to add. few w this subject. In the first pla poultry should be plucked and ¢ fnd the head and feet cut off in after Killing. ‘Thin would the fowl in « more wholesome sta an article of food, and if put tn cold . storage we would have the pleasure of OMe: WONG knowing it was pure meat. And then “!8¥es have onde We would not have to buy skulls and °°" : feet and perhaps a pound of corn | Craelty to A (which the fowl was forced to eat) and | To the BAitor of The Preving Worl pay for same at the present high cost) Regarding “Plea for Horses," I think of meat. I know many people here |every right minded citizen te sustified in ‘who are from the West who would not | stopping the Inhuman men brutes who, Duy poultry as it te displayed in the | not being content with la New York market. A bill demanding | driving overloaded by ter’ by saying tions. I never saw t The World, but 1 { his son to mil ARA MARSILALL, naln, re- | As the saving of that sum will not count for much in the general | - 10 SLOW | rowt. RY Canons The Kid By Maurice Ketten. Tare CARE OF THE Kid, Motuer LVM GOING To ALBANY on Do You MIND AK ING CARS OF MT JOHN'S IID? ~ | HAVE To Go To ALBANY MIND TAKING. CARE OF JOHN'S KID 7 \'MuSsT GO To ° ALBANY J RK. Mr. Jarr, by Way of Penance, Sees a Mouse Turn Into Oe a Big Beetle, and Then Receives “Absent Treatment” | Ti Covsnigit, BL Uy THe We Luahtog Coy u aay If T cold vou that, By Roy L. McCardell; R. JARR sat gazing M rifled, at the 3 oar A then he stop é What ts tt you] Being ‘the Confessions ¢ Handredth Wife. Translated By Helen Rowland. ) Bringer, Tare CARE OF MJounsKiD| | DOME Hs HS " 4 Gone To To ALBANY GaN. ANITRESS 1M SENDING JOHN'S TID | DOWN THE DUMBWAITER | | Take CARE of HIM. Wt MM Gowe To \_ AuBany a = mee f PuT Him { RID, IN THE \ mr TouN NOBODY { [To Tare CARE | Pils (Lor IT 5 pears % BAS The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday, February Le WASTE PAPER yal / 1911, ! §§ That Changed History By Albert Payson Terhune No, 38—A Pair of Gloves That Turned the Destinies of Europe, ] F a hot tempered woman had not chanced one day to put on the wrong palr of gloves, England's history, and that 6f the Continent, too, would have been different. Voltaire, in speaking of the affair, sneeringly referred to “a pair of gloves that turned the destinies of Europe.” The woman who put on the wrong gloves was Sarah, Duchess of Marl borough, She was of obscure family, and had begun life with the rather unromantic name of Sarah Jennings. But she had wit enough to make up for lack of high birth or wealth, As a mere child she attached herself to the Princess Anne, Who was in later years to become Queen of England. Anne was a gentle, stupid woman, affectionate and trustful; far better sulted to keep house than to rule a kingdom. rah was shrewd, dominat- Ing, attractive. In a short time she had Anne wholly under her influen Then she looked about for a husband who would further her secret ambi- tions. She chose Jack Churchill, who Was as ambitious and unscrupulous as herself, and who was one of the handsomes: and cleve men in England. He and Sarat w ed int ry chief asset was Sarah's \ strong influence over the future Queen, €! nil, by tres f eevee rivtoun abiNty. and still greater tht Kery, yore high in mile Adventurers. ary rah it his true career set in when Anne came _ Ry this time Sarah had gained an almost typ power over the dull Queen, So absolute was hey influence with Anne that the sove uld refuse her nothing. And Sarah was not backward in pushing interests and her own, Fast as had been Churebill's rise, it now grew ries He was Placed {n command of F nie Continental fo and won brilliant victories, His rewards for such services were py t and plentiful, THis wife saw to that, Queen Anne created him Duke ¢ rough, and conferced huge es tates upon him. Ie won new laurels atesmanship. He and his wife are also credited with having added ely y ample fortune by selling govern- ment positions to the highest bid ind in other ways trading upon thelr power over the Queen, Mor a quarte Sarah ruled Annes And now she and he band were more the cngland than was the Queen her- é Thorough had enemies 4 s to his wife, none of these could successfully reach the royal ear the Duchess of Marlov b had been as tactful as she was er this sort of thing might have gone on for @ lifetime, She and her husband could have continued shaping the destinies of England and tamperin t fall Enrope, But the clever woman could not learn the rare art of prudence, ‘The Duchess who had mastered a Queen could not master her own hot ten In this Way she and her husband were ruined, and the world-influencing political game they played was forever lost. Sarah had Instatled r her own-a Mrs, Masham—in the Queen's service. am was meek and deferential. (Se ere thought < and devoted the Marl a women’ } : Interests, As a matter of fact, Mrs. Masham was Strange Trick. « harmless as a cobra, and was devoted to no ine SoA —~ 7 roreate but her own, Carefully #he set to work to under- N You ne her patron's welfare. ) BeaT iT 7 She became the Queen's constant comp Anne found Mrs. Masham's flat- jtery and gentleness a delightful om Sarah's bullying. At last Mra, Masham delicately hinted t war in the hablt of speaking disrespect- of the Queen. Anne would not belfeve it. Mrs. Masham promised to prove ateme: » day the Queen was In one apartir of the paiace when Sarah, who was in an adfoining room, ordered Mrs. Masham to fetch her @ pair of gloger. Leaving the connecting door open, Mrs. Masham brought the gloves. Sarah put jthem on. Then Mrs, Masham suddenly said i “Oh, T have given you a pair of Her Majesty's gloves by mistake!” Barah in a rage stripped off the gloves, exolaiming “Ta tt possible T've put anything on my handa that that offous creature ever Anne had heard every syilable yes were opened to contempt for herself, thetr benefactress. was deprived of office, disgraced and threatened He and hie wife were forced to leave England. f gloves and a woman's sharp tongue! the Marlboro Marlborough soon afterward | with embezzlement prosecution ighs' rea All because of a pair ‘T.'s, \f that's what ed Mr, Jarr. “I haven't Ming bat @inger al has a little t vy words ve is staying out mei wiih his en Atle I Sayings of .... [ TS Be Mrs. Solomon of the Seven pice and have v "asked Qua q things where you cate! Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World) spend nog) mone: aAnoha Y Daughter, 1 charge thee, NO woman knoweth ou, Dace at M @ man until she hath yone through his pocket ‘ ” moment. Brown, though, omee went too fer te The “Lead. ! Jehae--he actually called Robinsam s ct West Pldladelphia were exchane-| A deoker. The howe, of eoura, was : ya ie nd the 7 se ‘a om the Tinetaios aaa Wie Valea, old chap, You're im fine tem “ut 1 ot) mataata aad 5 tenth ever seen You om isa, waning! Ive {0 out of onder, muted Robinson, Pryce called. 18 consol- if man is vad at mireron could teM you," wife anddo wurn bheCt hinks he goes Brown replied.” =Minneapolie Journal, essompets miuase with | won't doit ‘That An Oversight. sort of busine e Way or ano is CENE A crowded railway carriage, no good, 1 don't t the trade of a Ss Baldheaded, Pom; Old Man out the poor af Bng- Now, just look at me, and proud to say ao, Rubbing It In. Lscog ATIVE HEPBURN | passengers) -Talic and it's their own fault, man nan what drinks to make his wife mad fe promises she won't do {he won't do it no mora: inital on (oe | seared ‘with noting but beains, and look et me t custome lost for awhile ates vern. | 8 quiet customer Is lost for awh ‘ ed a ee ru | “Stuttering Man in ¢ (who 1s seen endeavor- {fa man don’t drink because he ts too | ine, A epoura | ing > you eall yourself—« mad he won't do ft for spite, it's all the |“! ‘Onur ugly Capitol is t-mads « Why can't p be sensible Uke | men uf learning and | ct + selt-eaate Sati they acelin Gharnkaet! i sis atavesmm, for com (ery hike Brown | nowno, Only 1 tae Biase rie aca - son . [tt Wyou-vou Were a sel-soleeif made man, Mr, Jarr was paying attention to ° prow and Robinson, members of a back-l whe the dedaickens didn't youyou-you DUE seme what Gus was saying woods Legislature, abe for ar hair on your head! Tit Bit “Look! 1 3 the mouse again or | -—— pearabanes er eee ther one! he cried ' 6 enough, & mouse came hind the bar and ran swif then passed from view behind th Now watch th other s Mirena e InGGee ease BRL ATE : : pplagdls : Sure enough, mouse magic occurred t that at salaccie pine aoe — For, behold, in the pocket of Bolomon's) nenind the ivebox, for out at the other gives slender Lt i pee ee Sei smoking jncket I came upon his DIARY; and therein| end the mouse emerged, but as a. bie, is becoming tye Ninete nen Ona e | iene the Wbellous Maxims of Hiram, King of Tyre. And they were these: fat beetle that scurried aurriedly away ren nen Pi RAthalane heal Sei | Pa catch @ wasp, bait with sugar; to catch a woman, with taffy. There! Didn't I DUT Plant rou {hae conttines thes te Bug oi? Lo. d man exerteth his great MIND and tnboriousty STUDINTH ont a) Ste 12" oried Me. ture with kimono “T tell you mouse run right be- | woman, yet alwaye getteth it wro niapecene nouse run beht sleeves and which can ep HOUR UL yeaa es getteth it wrong? But @ wonan giveth him ONB looky! moure, and be made with or with- of 102" asked ¢ rhare ta} LNG behold! his taner workings are plain unto her, ag specimens in a glass|as a bug. V out @ lining. In the gne runs belind*tiere, There ts two of | (ttle Wood alvolr iluetrasion it'ts made hem. One is ee aad | “ ; of bordered mater! Cee ree nee One eae Verily, verily, when a@ man ta caught in a lie, he flingeth up his hands : eae a and the border max ! ey 1) and is covered with shame; but a woman STICKETH to her lie, thought) then the lsnean ale @anevaiies the trimming, but an. “| thou vatehest her with the go ! } i pretty lace or embrotd- Rae r with the goods on ceeded to a smile, ery or trimmed mat Wha ‘asked Gus You 1 charge thee, seek not to deceive a woman ho loveth thea; for she Ain't we two fools?’ he asked grin rial could be used. For aint RY nay and | ts ‘wise’ ta ail thy ways and the flickering of thine eyclash shall Betray Mins. “First you see Char the mous», the yoke end under ay tt ecause I don thee Yea, as a fly entangled upon sticky flypaper, so ie he that seeketh| £9 18 and come out a bug, anc then we sieoves lace, embroid- know wha Rh SOE AE si y hupap at seeketis) |. Mary do tt. Animals like good times, ery and materials of T wasn't | replied Mz Bag unto her |too, vot? ‘They got a mask ball some the sort arp apprepel> | omy meant to any that what How long, oh Simple One, wilt ye be attracted by UNCERTAINTY? | where and is going as hugs There te « Ated Ha- | For, lo, a woman's heart is like unto the Shrine of Lacca, After Mr. save him a glance of wither- Raked Sus: prayer and preparation md thrilling adventure great thou enter ing which can be used 1 utter . est therein, only or omitted. rhe wee wt “Behold, what a wonderful gift is woman's! For she can turn on the . only undemarm esams, 5 N Ma nt all . ¥ . t teltatics but the centre front ae ; ear n hout noti Ye med, ufter,| anded _ Rightatick out, trom portion la. eenaaed a | weepings her tears shall roll off thy feelings as raindrops of a wate: t bar and Mr dare took 16 and ie joined to the yoke. | thru: iokly ‘behind the icebox ‘The pretty eatlor collar Fear NOT panty, fi Then rang out nd the loebox and revers finish aeck or IT a raving beauty, for her snures are set in plain sight; but a) with Gua just in time to cat at and front edges, When voman without bea tho fooleth men without trying, as a trapdoor in| two fat mice scurrying away ve lined, the walst oan the dark Vapaa'baeeac hii DURA? made without under ys acy Str: fave sleeves or with under “Take no heed concerning thy LOOKS; for if @ maiden love thee thon ON sop NOW Aly tid nee sleeves of lace attached shalt APPEAR handsome in her sight, Yea, though thou art like unto al! telleved tone, “When the first inder the trimming, ' ; se van behind the box he frightened For (a (woman of Mippopotamus she shall admire the shape of thy nose, and thy shoulders | @ hased out a water bug was medium size will ated ‘good. | rj and the same thing hap. Feared 2 Lt vere st ry that ADVERTISETH himself as. irresistible is lost? For that) pened when the second mouse ran in ide, 3-8 yar woman rejuiveth to be thought an easy mark? And he that firteth with| The water buts evidently Ket frighten 44 Inches wide, w TWO dunsels for amusement ia as the fool that stirveth up a wasps’ nest) them. ut 1 tell you, at the frat flee ard vot alteo ver \ | for curiosit rok # though th ud changed to cnake uh Think not to learn a proposal speech by heart seven days’ practice | toto bugs!” A | shall not avail thee. When she looketh at thee thou shalt CHOKE upon a, Satistied at this, and leaving Gus or Fancy Waist—Pattcrn No, 6958, is, af 40 rh ta nel spl f i Y fa'len a nis theory of & mouse masked ‘ust mea@ure, plit infinitive and forget ALL save the kisa, 1s Aa HE ale sid > “He that kisseth a woman at the first opportunity 4s a doodlewit; he Pall mrvir4 i si How at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION | y U, Lexington avenue and ‘Twenty-third street, or send by: that waiteth for the second is a philosopher; he that waiteth for the third| tHe ¢ 1a note saying Mra. Jar to mall to MAY MANTON PATTERN CO., 18 B. Twenty-third street, 18 @ speculator; and he that waitetr any longer—I8 a fool! the children had gone to her mother's Obtain that poultry and game shall be dressed | round, mus: needs do #9 on an up- “Are your courting days ever?” before being placed on sale te what we|grade. ‘The whipping post would betoo, “In whose court? Cupid’s or| M8 Suuphter for seven fahhooks, hut | ‘Weak, O04 bi Fy Reegmen «@ law J leplent for euch men ER | Reno's?” _ wand ts exceeding glad!” Selah! * - bm er ® “Verily, verily, a woman is a worthless thing! the civilised man GIVNTH her away For the savage selieth |" Brooklyn, N, ¥. Send ten cents in coin or stampa for each pattem erdered, IMPORTANT. Write your specify size wanted. Add t' address plainly and always) Gertrude, the maid, was out, too, Mr. | cents fer letter postage Mf ip o Jerr for bis mindeeds was jebeent tremment (POCCOOORRBELEE CREED DOODD. ee i ee