The evening world. Newspaper, February 13, 1911, Page 13

ere rte Let George Do It! qee? i) HUNGRY! DEMS MY ENTIMENTS TOO !must EAT! s Mrs. Solomon Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife. <4 By Helen Rowland, i Sayings Ts Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World)” M DAUGHTER, men shall come unto thee, saying: “Heed not the counsel of thy mother, for,! behold, she 18 more to be distrusted than a man- | & cater. Lo, she is a MAN-HATER!" Vee, I charge thee, believe them NOT. For verily, verily, of all the sexes at roam the earth my FAVORITE is the masculine. Then I bid ye profit by my research and by my advice be made wise, nor hearken unto triflers. Lo, thre TOCK sayings hath every youth when he meeteth a damsel, anda they are more changeless than a boiler-plate electro. He saith: “Thou hast eyes like unto my MOTHER'S.” “Beholt, more BEAUTY is ag naught to me, bit thou hast a fascinating MIND.” | “and 1 feel as though I had known thee ALL my life!" Three things saith a married man when he meeteth an attractive! woman: ‘My wife is the most charming woman in the world, BUT’ —- “Are you ever downtown nt luncheon time?” | “Nobody understands me! | Three patent sayings hath a widow and they are these: “My husband and I were SO congenial.” “I shall never marry again--UNLES My tastes are SO domesti Verily, verily, a widow 4s + afar and avoideth it But a damsel is always SO surprised. She saith, “Don't!” A widow provoketh not a quarrel, She appedleth to his “better self.” But a damsel slappeth his face and thereby loseth him. A widow putteth him upon his “honor,” yct she kecpeth one cye upon ise concerning men. She scenteth a kiss from him, But a damsel putteth him upon a pedestal and ts astounded when he| slippeth off with a CRASH. Then come unto me all ye who are SIMPLE and in doubt and I will give) ye many TIPS. For MAN is unto me as a fascinating proposition in geometry to which T have found the solution and written “Q. E. D." Selah? Betty Vincent's Advice to Lovers The Evening World Daily Maga Cogright. 1911. by The Pres Publishing Co. (The New York World), Mee! | thought. “No ; .jbing #88 ' laces | opsright, 1910, by Donbieday, Page & Co.) Arsene Lupin was leaning against |!n the sky when the commissary atter an meng n= ble ~— yer “ bag oe er keg on a eS e: When He Proposes. ‘ i attentively, Shears 1 trualon, the woman, all trembling, sad visible? ! all night.” : A slight sound made him prick wp Blar nth yo oin t frock at there was no tenant on the ground you Edmond? It’ M. dl, addresstt m, he said, point-/ears. He quickly closed the door, blew ¥ dear girls, {f a man loves you he will tell you so, If he wishes to marry FAANERE: AB ceppnnlaad. | . *\Ganimard come to pay us a visit,’ ing to the do the n Ouse eal nid behind @ stack off M you he will ask you to become his wife. of the restaurant. As for What do you mean; no tenant?" cred) Anothor man ca forward, at the Did two people go out by that door wine After a few seconds Maybe if he {sa little ehy it may take him some time to get up his cour- le lady, she was sitting 1G t whom Gu rd’s hilarity In- oo ; : not edt at OHS. OF ise tron fa woe” @ to the proj ig point; but {f he actually cares for you, with her back turned toward N 0 0) first fic still further | | and gentleman.” = | Was turnin ye ® A a ied Bar he ‘itt declare his aff tre And ee " aaa ! r an oe Be I never! Dear, Gear me! AM! He of the chief inspec: | With tt the wh ° of the piers ai 7 o light i , 9 girl tole f . holaty oY tone emactend ends, you're Ina nice pickle. | tor an: ong to which it waa fastened, dears, thore is never the slightest necessity for the girl to Hh At rend hey OFe ROWMIng 6 he hed the, Ms ape acts WL ay 4, Je en, ap SE oie abel ee do the cout ne. Just re mber that wen gay are in Hi ne ave afarmed them and wold eed It's a good thing that old Ganima hearty @ lnugh as » angry " 1 appeared, A man entere doubt as to whether or not a man loves you, Do not write | ise ) dinauae thinne 28 © Oh, | Id |", nay and gentleman?” Keops his eves open and atil! better that | for disturbing you like this He was bent in two, ike a man 100K: me letters like this one if “aut | only catch them all at one sw “Yen friends to help him “Oh, I'm not angry with you at ail ; «. He fumbled in theta “1am very much in love with a man that I know “ > accomplice. 1 and! ‘pia they come ita nie vho have come all the way from net's right. Bi fingertips, and severable nase for me. However, this man does not propose. How ¢ Papa 8 leapt down and fell tu to a tie Gaye got England ae aor an't gO on R vightened himself and threw >= help him to tell me of his love? I think he ts a ttle shy. thict Dears | th dow. ‘The gentlema ele 6 6 FT don't thy Se eee areet into | Pit: ote ean aon ee ® cardboar Now, my dear girls, there ls absolutely no need for you jf imu and the head-walter he here's the key Faatastiveapnestar etna! ae i left hand, 7 x 0 hen the first floor was up th 1 ‘ ' is 1s our seventh day, It ts e hy to help any man with bis if a man does not ask | vans tine ainbantithe’ wind ay th est im the tron brig es © And Hythe ag TA A 4 pe perry you to marry him probably he does not want you CHAPTER IV. It was tiow dark above and & Mean hat ante Kdmond Leroux, head « the fin | London in threo days hance.” blonde lady, and went back (o the wine VIN ¥ wife. If he did he would soon get up his jurage to t u (Cchtinned.) * t department’ °° ¢ | I sa n 4 of his toves | oF | ite and she have remained on the be ae . | o there, though, and Ih a hoarse ery and fell Net Al: Kind. His In‘en'tons. A Glimmer in the Darkness) g:ouna oor’ said Holmtock to line CHAPTER Y. Lat AIO Re here dieu ae Dory and fell, ct Alavays Kind. is Inten'ions, | i fo two accomplices live on tha Ss rusad \ ; ta ia : f : | (~amiomy ITE two pals W off on foot, fi. Kidnapped. Vor an ex of the » ne fo A MM ak wits, c i iG Aan MOE MUA Bae F eos e4 rf Me ay hers OLMLAOCK eer 3 reatrain- ngiad Ganinas 4 th it oh “Hy M." writes C.” writes at the d No. 40 Rue with sm 1 : : . and his wrists bound, ei for on bh [On me Surin ll bey as — narro nla ge shea aby « 4 ‘ : ‘3 : . a yd 2 to ie be she tells me she cares for me, Somes |e.) times taken me to the theatr harrow . : D aaea ne | ta ocoupted by two using thse two men? Short) wy \ will you take to speak ® times she treats me courteously, wile |fvever he has never said he toved mo | found a hiding place in the shadow of morning, seeing two poll’ ae at Mogg al not) xou » tell what you know ? at other times she is most unkind. Do|nor stated his intentions. He has ono % recess formed hy the angie of ti of the street, he w the two gentiemen i 7 swear The man replied with so 80 . i i one * tle street explained the position and left them to| nt ssess and would not waste| ghe ; a4 w ms . erstood ? you think she really does care more year in medical college, Do you|Unfreduented little etrect: | | | | | sanlalmit te Bt p and left tem 19! called Leroux i © in looking for, no one would ans] uate lenys. aio patie that Ghaare Cr Tho young ady may care for you, but | think this js why he does not speak?” | ooo ig ¢ioor a Then went to Ganimard’s flat in| They all went upstairs and the coin- ahd Seca tanaah, ve ieee tg af vi anit with explorinn bis Ganiiye amie j sho evidently cares most for herself and | The atrentions yaw name eee bowler hat closed the the Rue Pergolese and told the ant|missary rung, At the second ring a Ith ne n fate t tdane eturned to the Rue but his investigations produced nothing her own moods, or she would not give (reune nA nate pe is not in love with; Window space above the sh to wake him. : TGR) WHA WAR BORG Omer 4 Hf we | cle ed, ! net t t two loula into th more than ch of keys, a pocke way to them as you say she does, joaeual, Frobanl . ey b t him of the bodyguards, appeared tn hie) ieeraying hi ; i made eure Uh kerchlef and the little cardboard: Say you and has no definite intentions, | Rig. od oh | whirt-si und, with @ furious alr 3 oli de ‘ thers 1 x t, learned t x used by the fellow and containing® 24m His Intentions, A Texas Ranchman, une ih Seara/ all oe Aieotte es to @ certain sM.|a dozen garnets similar to those which*ttaiae who signs her letter “‘C, GIRL who signs her letter ‘Mf. ‘ , a of the brothers ne 1 Besides what wae he A Poe wath th writ iA MI", writes: aw ‘two. peopl hack to stopped in confusion: | | Leroux, and went downste ur which he| man? Wait uatil his friends came (alg A young man has called on “L am in love with a Texas hand # lady wrapped in a) the com: bless uM ae Pale pall he turned tows us assistance and hand them all o me frequently and has taken me to sev- |ranchman who has asked me to become | a thick ve ‘ ie: ent, from | dreaming ! Me A Fe }ia ,f Oh gett ra he ol to the potice? What was eral parties, and has introduced me to | Is wife, He has also obtained the con- lad j_brenumes" there to. the hon ary, Me] #8 ¢ And, you | M, Ganimard? |to, the cellar, and picked : anaes Be $e ont ch rentace GaGa ne atten nn y, . to | sent of my parents to the marriage. thought She as the cab drove away, Decointre . be jew h iy was y hou, {t against Lupin? on ia alin, Do you think he wishes to | tent Of Oy ee too young to marry and| Ile Waited for a moment, went men. t Ruo| ‘There waa @ roar of laughter, Gant-| | Outaile, te looked up and read, close r wes right” he thought | “Ehie| 1 agent ea hehe Sa 4 he says he will walt for me, Do you| to the house, climbed on to the wint “apreaticn | mard waa splitting with a fit cf meri. |to the number of the house, the tn-| forme ihe Soma i une door | the box made him come to a. decision, If the young man wishes to marry yor think he means what he say’ |ledge and, by standing on tlp-toe, + news?! asked §' e two} ment whieh doubled hin up and seemed | soription: | “Larcl De See eee lof the. eallar that new to the It bore the address of Leonard, jews AG: FAL: 10h Zev oc, Jn Wie epanvhile| ‘There eeeme every, Tagon to bolleve| ceed In Deere ee ee which. ee Oe retou Larsuxt’ he epluttered out | tion eo. dt the fame Unecr'?’ | Zround-floor tenant * ** Yes, capital eller, Rue do la Paix 4 ' he aedme to be trout u with great |thoe young man loves you @nd wishes that part of the window which sir; none." 4 he 8 gy Oe . eee y, let's ©: h - Be Continued, ‘eourteay,, wha s you to be his wite, shutters failed to cov The daylight was beginning to show “Oh, that's the best thing I ever heard; “Always that double outlet,” he Now, let's examine these wine: ; (To Be ) ' ’ ‘ S February 13, 1911 The Shell Game [M5 PROCEED WITH zine, Monday By George McManus roblem or Two MR. PARSNIP, BEFORE T MERE'S THE WRITING ON THE SEE OAT MOUSE OVER Shane 7 vovou Feet THE Suate Avo Now REEL 7 OBSERVE THAT MY FEET HERE, 1M Goin ‘N DERE { ARG BOUND AND MY “TABLE move? THE aim CURRENT FROM AND STEAL SOME HANDS T/E0 BEHIND jas SD My HEAD ne GACK. TAM No FANE $0 You'Re TiEO ARE you? T wouo Line » An THERE weit here's were YOU To TALK To , Pear! Ger A PRESENT, i su MY LATE WIFE! = You GIG FAKE, GEORGE Letters of a Modern Maid “By Alma Woodward. By Harry Palmer » (SOVE THISIS A Py NORE IDEA, Thte \PuT_ My BiG STORM COAT OVER, THIS DRESS SUIT, TARE. PAQAY GRIP AND TLL 5 J The Prem Mublient na Co, New Yori World) Ow Mow IN THE AML GOING TO FRAME UP ANN }GO TO THE CLI Pf TO:NIGHT °? an; You DON'T want f TO (15S THE BIG | Jopyright, Avil, by The Wrese Mubustung Co, (The New Work Wortd), | me ALLING NI Ut 1 promised )?s, f 50 } 1 PROMISED MY ERT HAVE TOGO { you the cowagers in this let- Harpe SOE | tee tO cut UP STALE, BG ONC } ter, didn't My dear, tho didn’t blame the French for guiMotining,, rs Game. Oe |Our THE CLUS r | 4 dowwagers are screams! In sc-| Marto if «he loaked anything ike that! To Ge GREAT | a | clety a dowager {" anywhere, Hut here's what I want to tell yo is wa) [from fifty to seventy-five years old— | She got hold of Major Webb—you know. the older the giddier—and she ts ram- | the handsome Major Webb—and drs nt to-day The trade-marks of the downger are the high and painfully tight dog cotlar of péaris, to conceal the nage ns s of the neck and chin, the o well cushioned shoubers and vb and the plextfon bought on Fifth avenue and applied tn a Sixth wvenue manner! The dowager has the soul of « Macre- ‘a Rorgia, the temper of a Queen Pitz abveth and the appearance of a first-clags nightmare, If they'd only be content to rest on thelr laurels—dwell past perform- ances, as it w But no! They rub him out on @ little balcony, and when they came in he had two smudges of rouge on his shirt front and big splashes! of powder on bis coat collar! ' | Of course no one would have sald anye | thing about it till he got wire himeelf— ®ut the old dame wasn't going to let « trick like that slip by. ‘The minute they came nto the full glare of the Ight whe cackted fondly enough to draw a crowd and, tapping’ the (Major's berouged front, gureled jwusiity—naughty! Well, @ balcony, always DOES remind one of Romeo Jullet, doesn’t 4t, Major, dear?” And the poor man had to stand for onds 0} mus On PAPA ARE You GOin' TO Wear. YOURS NOTHIN’ BUT shoulders with the debutante, mean-|—tt's awfully hard to be a gentioman et GO UP STATE DRESS SUIT? T WONT 00, while comparing themselves to the full- | times! f TONIGHT ON I Saw You PLT mt AGAIN. blown rose tn contrast to the bud, Full-| Nell, dear, promise me something, ‘ BUSINESS, I'LL OC) Bacr— 7 TO-MORROW So terribly full blown that the) please! If I show any skittish signs blown! hen I'm approaching sixty, muzzle mol leaves have long since gone to make | \ attar of roses! Jand have me carted to the jumping-off 4. T've decided that the reason mother ts| place. I think T'll begin to lay in a» “% no anxious to get me married ts that | stock of lace caps and black eurah sille: 6A 0 whe may have a few years of frecdom | dresses now a warning aguinst trek doe | iy pushed into the di sear wpon old age—the dizzy dowager Poor mother! She Ives on| More sertbbles in a fow days, \v on* | before |ager class fa marasohino cherry and a wineglass- | ful of lemon julce to keep her flesh | ————_—_—_ and then faints trom ‘ack of REAL ECONOMY. A New England mother had come ‘There's one olf girl we meet every-| her eigtt-year-old gon enjoying a reno nde where who ts typical of her class—of | harem ste semen ents were jam, But~’ $77 course I don't dare mention names. | ter and bread. " i, She's stety f she's a day. Her curven| Son.” said the mother, “Gone youn | thu bit extravagant to eat butte, 4. have overdeveloped Into bulges and she | Suk It & Ot @ate cq to adores crim#on and royal purple! .» ma'am was the response, “It's | Well, the might at the economical; the me plece of bread laress pall does for both."—Idppincott’s, a taney A New ARSENE LUPIN Story