The evening world. Newspaper, February 11, 1911, Page 11

ing Wo corer eee GIVING VALENTINES 18 ALL FOOLISHNESS GIR DON'T CARE FOR THOSE JUNKY THINGS ANY mow 2 RE TOO PRACTICAL, THEY WANT THE Trey"! THINGS a) WHEN WE ARG My rid Daily Magazine, Saturday, February 11, 1911 99 o-—. fe @eF SF GF GB FB Nenad yv Copyright, 19119 by ‘The Pree Pubtishteg Co, (The New Fork World), ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL! WHO | EVER SENT IT, (3 A PERFECT DARLING,AND T LOVE ath HILE. Now, Lt MARRIES y PRRLING nly iy FAY Evenings With Eve Copyright, 1011, by The Proms Publishing Co, (The New York World), The Mere Man Chats With the “‘Angel,’” AKE yourself comfy, Bobby," sald the Chummy Girl, langutdly nod- ding toward the roomy depths of the Morris chair. “Find a footstool, | or—put your feet on the divan, {f you lke, There are so many pat: | terns in the cover already that one won't show." “Thanks,” sald the Mere Man, spreading himself out with a sigh of sweet content. “May I “MI “Of course! DO smoke! Did you bring that nice, old, homey-looking pipe with you? And, 1f you're hungry,” tinued the Chummy Girl, carelessly, box of cavial and som vi find | the eve n that * demanded the Mere Man, sitting up | jirl, with @ dazed look of awe “Is thi and gazing at the Chu and rapture tn h —= Why-—what do " ee “Ie that fluffy. th Fs went on the Mere Ma wings? Ys that a halo round your head, or o n or only | dreaming? Tell me," and he sank back into the Morris chair in ‘sheer exhaus- | on, “are you an A Lt The Chummy Girl laughed and shook her heed. “You haven't got into heaven, yet, Bobby," answered sadly, “only “ | There Is a Lot of Luck Left. By Helen Rowland. YUL Purchase Tats OWE — Gwe You A CENT ITS WRT Two = ( awe You Two } | ee a a. . | hee ” {C Expresses trl SenTimedls Soey ie Yoo | | ot as. tm our eents FR IT,/ By Clarence I, Cullen ADMIRAL WHAT STRAIHED BRENITY — { RATHER FANCY TIC AT “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” What’s the Use of Being Blue? THe SAITH SOME~ ) _Stumeyt ! et ON EMPLOYMENT AT PRESENT, pu TAKe DE Contact, Tro | spoze te Be READ OUT OV Heuo Pie! pire \ he WoT CURIDS Trtiet!/ f T CPRELIA FROM / 3 WER LTTE etal TAKE THIS VALENTINE To OPHELIA -=. Copyright, 1011, by The Prew Publishing Co, (The New York World), Tt wl A ReciPROCAL ECHO We AT DOES NOT TOA Badge of Courage never wears it on 4he o 6 of his cont! 1 Ordeal of Vire probably wasn't with *he Ordeal out we've forgot ten It long ago! iT of Being Maybe the reason why The Candy Kid never gets anywhere is because he ie em | NOW te @ pretty | Sticky! foot minute to ee . hive ITate the| Discretion may be the better part of Gate! Valor—but it never yet made the Enemy om — surrender unconditionally! ‘ fs There have been — j \ } a lot of Pretenders Manana” may be a Greaser word, i ) tn our time, but we | Out it expresses @ Universal Habit! vave yet to hear ¢ | 4 6 of them gain- Seeking to inculpate the other fel- |= jlow ts the primary symptom of the Yellow Streak! ing a ‘Throne! sf “sit tight” is the correct number ‘ONLY so tong as the rest of the bunch are not stepping over your chatr and grabbing the goodies! The man who pulls up occasionally to inquire of himself: “Just what am IT alming at, anyhow?” fsn’t liable to close hia eyes when he shoot: We've gone overboard several We know @ tot of fellows who, with- into @ place where I belleve in ‘letting George do "Letting George do what?” and entertain himself, and amuse himself,” that to be let alone, and allowed t ble, and do ae he pleases IS a man’: explained the moke, and to make ea of heaven.” ANY SOT ts MY conception of Paradise!" rejoined the Mero Man fervently.| | TAKE HIS OWN pte tim to | Take the “Elysium is a place that offers us all the rapturous and venutiful things that! | YALENTINE QuGHT Te * rarely wakes up tit Editor And an evening of blissful home come! || ose 1 ‘Besives We never attain here on earth, isn't it? ¢ arming woman | the average man never experiences, and knows nothing about. | If anything would make a chap propose to a girl {t would be the knowledge that | he could spend a whole evening in her company w! having to say a word, or do a thing that he didn't want to do; to be allowed to smoke, and not be way. Just ¢o be eble to Joll in a big comfy cha book in your lap and a pipe in your mouth, and to glance up every now and th josite you. That's a chap’s dream of ma rejoined the where he can mope ia tired of everything els: is ‘Rest in Peace,’ Ajar.’"" “an scoffingly, “a sort of post-mortem after he has finished having a good time Refore marriage a man's idea of a hou! but after marriage somehow {t gradually cha “That's bocause he never IS a taking,” returned the Mere Man. he calls, and prepares to keep hi uous flirtation from the moment he enters the house 4 ‘So would I," said the Imly, “if I wanted to mar 4t TOO comfortable around the house fo: jan before marriage 1 a mistake. Jt encour: him to go right on But ent ning him tn a « parlor wh he 1s afraid to ve the family js sitting on the other side of the porticres and ho has to sit up and be @ ‘good do makes him yearn to get you off somewhere in a Httle home of his own.” “And even when he does,” sighed the Mere Man, “a girl expects him to go right on after marriage ‘entertaining’ and being entertained with chit-c | repartee, and goo-goo eyes, and theatres and dancing, and arguments, her little programme all planned out, and a quiet eventn) enter into it, If there happ »wed to rest In peace—elther The average girl winds up bh noke, She has | dumb show doesn’t | to be @ pause in the conversation or he wants to | read his paper during the hone that he doesn't love h who: moon she thinks that she ts being neglected and | any more, When, as @ matter of fact, any woman in society a man can spend @ whole evening without noticing he | oon an, ee ee te through our own care but no- body ever tried to make us walk the plank! } abona out any ear whatever for music are “there with the chim Hedgeville 7 SENT (CERTAINLY Did WoT PEER gay" ea clipe) | tear of et rE Poke KID WASN'T IT? 3 i Sh eae alae ELE: NT MuTT wnat Al DE NERVE To eo ey The man we indoles otherwise NEEDS De MONEY By John L. Hobbl: EN ANDERSON thought that his son was going to be a great humorist, but he tells us now that the boy ts get Ung over fis laziness, “Least sald, soonest mende but there have been several on which we have had to talk our wa out when we wero Broke! | —_ Once we met a man who was said to be able to do everything in moder- ation, His handshake felt like the! touch of a moist hatr seal! LD Hez Kirk in collaboration with his tncome has won the hand of Mise Firkina, i LOT of men are a good deal tke “Bany come, ¢n ~ but we've heard | ogss; you can’t tell what 1s really of several Millionaires’ Sons who are|in them until they are broke. famous for possessing the Mucilaginous | Mitt! |RFY: FROST says that ft is not right - | to call a woman a widow just be- Few of in afford to “hire & hall" | emuse her husband ts @ poet. t all of us can keep our tongues; \eteadily enougy back o£ our teeth to| HEN Dan Craum saw two copies of ‘ tha nt | avid Copperfield” tn the Mbrary he said that was the first time he knew ) really possesses the Red / Mr. Dickens had wrote the book twice, me a A New ARSENE | LUPIN Story ." presence | ), by Doubleday, Page & Co.) | fixed on the door of the Hotel Destange accom The gentlem a othe coide hin dy Lady the backs that barred thelr progress, 4s the one ho adores—and will on adoring forever.” | F “ | Arsene Lupin came out almost at © at ow an a ‘ 1 1 f the Duchess of suddenly, as though by enchant. “I euppose #0," agreed the “Angel,” “but it's mostly @ matter of masculine, PY NON! VRECEDING CHAUTELS. | | anda walked down the Rue de \t the 1 und 4 the Spanish, the way was opened! © * © The perveretty. you don't even ait there and read, now that you have the | demi ar fs! Nople and the Rue de Londres, and fr Woul mador In LA iter, reallzing his mistade, made chance.” mimard be Hievey, * the sone oft ee Ww She: el ° Is ont “ snimard took @ step toward the ost abject apologte: he gentleman " epee leas: a canatt | mpliee, ma@t a bundred ya dista power ‘ 1 Hut Shears held him back. in the frock coat withdrew his ‘T can't groaned the Mere Man, “my good fortune has so o elmed | (fh it vas a elicious mom ft this t re you are alone.” | ance; the crowd parted, the policemen Z man. le ‘el the t our good fortune?” fie & gocd hosad eosnt ; ie ae coete Ce “In finding you, the {deal""—— : i. It really seemed Infinitely f t ade? “ only five left! He looked “Now, Bobby,” said tho “Angel,” reproachfully, “are you going to spoll this tie to him to be following his adver \ Ir to a tleman 4 1) there was no way out except the wice, quiet evening by proposing to me?” was no longer he that was watched, » had 1 see door, “Yes!” declared the Mere Man obstinately, “T want to bo entertained Srzene tains the invisible A ! a tha to take him by the ® the person who was sitting “Oh, weil," said the “Angel” sweetly, ‘go right on then-4f {t AMUSES you!” Taupin. Te kept him, 80 to speak 1 » at ae ne to have the louted to the five bewildered erred at the sag of HU, ny olde, all the You, Were were eix of you Seerereeemenenyp: nbreakable bonds cee ere Is the sixth? velled in contemphiting, © a few dete . lother pedestrians, th ¢ 4 n Lupin . id to him | friends off 1 up etty incent’s ras ein mtg mn gn ea te 2 on nk Piss nim; dn the centre of the space that : floc . on ” ® f ir] Gantmnara irs. The mezz: dvi t CHAPTER IV. ° # ; vice to Lovers Prat ithe | cuempt and) se ; en he f rae ed himeelt with | * A Glimmer in the Darkness | two on meclt win) tts no use now," groaned Ganimard, vas the G ial akan eataanl| 7 way by this timet'* Love and Trust. k ; | tg be seceganeg) Tey er ae Y dear girls, trust the man you love, Do not qu ‘ Ave we-| Ile was not ao very far away, two M everything he says, be suspicious of every it is tot A ' ards at most, in the omnlbus action, ‘ er La * " © Fastile and the Love is founded on trust, on loyalty, If you continually | 1, a nit so Basti due a fp question the veracity of @ny persons the chances are they | 1 atrec Ke | G oe a i will end by telling you untruths, Trust breeds honest Ih. a0 ' Pel Eg be 1 always regret deeply to hear of some young girl who 7 ood talking on tm starting her life by belleving everything the man she sy On the toi loves says ts untr My dears, even tn law @ man is| ; old man sat doi belloved innocent until he {s proved gullty, I am sorry to “ 4 ok Bhears, receive letters such as the one I am avout to quote to| w you. A girl writes me | orphan yy: "Lam in love with @ man and he seems to love me, but | ceeenidabin’ anni \ ‘ An, te be has told me it is nec for him to work one night | , encountered s ho would be of his = week. Now, @o you belleve he 4s telling the tr Or do you think he goes | anna eee Was easy to fore. to see some other girl on that night? And yet there was no p: ? t when tho whistle My dears, such distrust as that 1s positively crim! Believe what people |mistake; the men w I he D av Ss G ood te) , was up and that tall Sousa ch nok gee cau lore then, | until 7 o'clock, | tachment, that natu . us to bo done ox. Admires H. | iy Worl epoven, |@istingnished persona w enna. perenne nnn ©; er and the r ; 7 ‘ (a ae Jating thelr jutt nother pi a t that devil of @ man adds @ mires fier. {Another Girl, | cautions, be | lating ¢ att The Retort. Located ree pipe te MAN who signs his letter “L. R."| GIRL who elgns her letter as.) 0 Wey Phere ra ays 1 mara diana a . i « Mn re # (ho end of the fourney writes: A B." writes: | re wi Re Saiear rote fe 1 Is he rf + ] ‘ ° ara rover, #aw Arsene Zupin “I gee a girl quite frequently tn "Tam in love with a man who| after asaurin eit | making game 1 c f of his guards end tho cars and I know who eho i# and| has pald me some attention. Recently he| tia! there wis po motorcar or cu Te felt avcast one of t Wish where she lives, I admire her very|met another girl and since then he has| Walling, he liinped away ng the | four men, with a view 0 aoting n ’ Lond Hose Mw 1 fan assignation, much. ‘How may 1 become acquatated| not soemed so interested in me, What| Poulevard Malesnembes Fasting | Ome Wik Bins Due fa he i ; : SU ot him go ahead = " down a side street, put voulevard the crowd b we ‘ lot him go ahead with her? @hall I do to regain his lov which he carried over his a was afraid of > ty r » while I follow his two The only way to got acquainted with I fear the young man fe fickle and| tie shape of his vat Ww hi ened his pace. Me turne tha = tered ! wieelor,’” the young lady is to get some mutual does not remain interested in any one! and, thus transformed, returned to the |vard jus as Lupin had his foot on bE tg Aut ae \ t T mM 1 4 0 Place. ance and were una 7 _ trlend to M@troduce you ¢o hes, @irl for any jength of time , AQUA Where he watted, with his eyes yy Of the Restaurant Hoparois, at the pasion,” Harper's Magazing, ‘the shoulders chat pushed agatnat them, (To Be Continued.) G ‘ ‘