The evening world. Newspaper, February 9, 1911, Page 16

-—-—_e_ t Saas “VOLUME 51. Hieeman’s lot is not a happy one.” to. confirm the doctrine. in summer. : cna ways in which it is s fench enterpri » tnave been Known to Said stil keen on march has told me that ft is just “iméory as when a man reading a bo fast asleep with the book position as if reading ne if people can really fall |r Jewieep while walking ithave read Pehoolchild), oung Amerie t highwayima 7 aps,but to visit the Calldren’s Court to prove the trut n of all this is obvious—the fre it lack of moral training at ! echo! alike. American wom. “much time and |: Platform, her and teach them from ei: haipiul Guidedvook, which eays, ‘Zrain money? Biorld. by the Press Bublishing Company, 30s 83 to 63) ck Row, New ANGUS SHAW, Pret. and ‘Treas’ JOSEPH PULITZER Jontor, Soo'y. 63 Park Fi 6 pavvlem of beautifying Fifth avenue, submitted a thé lunch hour.” itering employ It? wo A POLICE PROBLEM. poeennnnnes Wa © Cone nnen UP TO DATE DISEASES. OME days ago a French physician declared that avia- tion accidents are due to defects of the human or- ganism rather than to any faults or flaws in the His argument was that the work- ing of the heart and of the lungs is disordered by rapid motion; that the mind becomes bewildered, that a8 a consequence the aviator makes some confused move- t that upsets the aeroplane. A somewhat similar view of the weakness of the human structure thas been taken by a number of physicians in Los Angeles, who have the malady of a girl in, that city as an enlargement of the used by excessive physical exercise. They call it “the athletic " heart.” The girl is only six years old, but her heart is said to be as large as that of a grown man. ever Now that the theory has been launched, the diseases will he forth COffing. Aviation brains and athletic hearts will soon be as common ~~ se appendicitis. flying machine. 2 - between Europe and New York ved on the other side by lanc and arope going x | teach the yo in the Can an ou on the March, n have been told at sol Cer on an extraordinarily long march| Women one can # fall fast asleep at 001 g. A friend ¢ the same | tank ¢ | It sounds ts Prdvadle, yer 1 am told it ts true Jas to “How G.T. | These are ti American Mothers, peome Mo the BAitor of The Evening World jences 4 the com: is on the | arn the grat @nowDall” letier (which told of a wom ‘s being hit by a snowball thrown by | To the Bdiior of The F Not infrequently ha una W been found in the role | nfortaly, burglar, sneak thict, | ® professional beggar. One| "bonth, then s to we and get along | month. | apartments costir Jand I think yor of my assertion, T home In th! terest on the club, hat ever struction for Plymouth and sending then by ri to Dover if they wish to go to France, so in the near ttre persons coming from h trains at Montauk and pass New Yor MONTAUK AND PARIS. ONTAUK is to be made the port of entry and de parture for part of the ocean trade and travc 4 West as a way station, sssels to go direct to rg. such vast enterprises for Sommorce emphasizes the folly of @readnonghts and are relics of barbarism. Sif a Wee ite fashion, &c., that there 18| people's Choru Bometimes not an hour left, even On | To the Editor of The Bren’ lupday, to gather her childven around| Where can a young EMPLOYEES ON THE AVENUE. ILLIAM M. KENDALL, a member of the Archi- tectural Committee that has been considering the memorandum to the Fifth Avenue Association stating that there are three evils to be overcome in the enterprise. These are: (1) “The filthy con- of the roadway, (2) “the wretched condition” of the asphalt pavement, (3) “the loitering of great crowds of ex cially at He says the last named evil is “perhaps the greatost,” and adds “It goes without saying that Fifth avenue will cease to be a great retail shopping street if this nuisance continues.” | sero But—is a “1 treet than a loitering employer? 7 tionable than the filthine: edness of the asp! xe” any more of a nuisance ona public Why should his presence be deemed 3 of the roadway and the wretch- | How much time has the average New York | Gnployee for loitering in his lunch hour? Perhaps employees should | te made to keep off the avenue altogether. | POLICE OFFICER who has passed through all the grades of service—patrolman, roundsman, sergeant and captain—and who has had charge at one time of the Tenderloin district, is reported to be in trouble because he cannot pay his debts. If the report be true, we shall either have to re- vise the popular concept of the relation of the policeman to the Ten- or else call the attention of Diogenes to the chance that the Jong sought honest man may be in this city and in trouble. The coinic opera philosophy of Gilbert and Sullivan says “a po- The present occurrence goes far According to common talk, a policeman in ‘thle ‘Tenderloin has a richer joint than a plumber in midwinter or an If, therefore, they emerge too poor to pay their debts, a popular belief is shattered—a venerable joke knocked out. oe ust as time is ] to London, or ugsengers al will take While commerce in ihis respect is seeking to save time, there are ng to save expense regardless of time , for example, has projected a deep water canal 4 om the sea to enable ocean © and deliver freight now landed at Havre or Cherbou © tbuch Paris. The undertaking of the metropolis Montauk wil the benefit of tariff barrier twhtt jer tho: ow to wh yy ROA On 875 a Month, @ Word Cooper Union, a World nan get vocal In- | @ nominal amount of} jolted in our disastrous 4 TENOR, ow. ‘ vs Park Re —— ———— ——— P “1 at the Post-Office at New York as % A-Cines Matter. ears eat hh evening For ngiand nnd the Continent and the Unites ates ‘lountrice fn the Tnterni oF and Canada, Postel Union: Peso eRR Honor $3.50] Ono Yoar vee ve 0.26) |! i 1TH 5 + 801 One Month. . | |) YOUR PRESENCE ; aslo | |} at THe eovvoeeseecvece severesveeNO, 18,069, | || CHURCH, MAM? | THose PeoPLe ARE GETTING KAR RRIED MISS BILLION GOLD I$ Going To BE MARRIED To DAY By Mauri | IWIdH I COULD, BRIDGET. But | CAN'T ACROSS THE STREET Such Is Life. ce Ketten. HuRRy uP! ImMusST SEE Tue BRIDE ‘ST: Don't You WANT, BEIGE Poanace man Ht Ui! iN SHE'S GOING To THE COwohho CHURCH To BE MARRIED GETTING MARRIED bre and See Ae BRIDE, SHE Is y | Down’ a | THE JANITOR 15 1AM AIRS Too 1AM NOT (Copyright, 1910, by Doubleday, Page & Co.) 1 mbserable Her @ with lia Chapter VIL (Continued) his wife among all those leading phantoms 1 hurt deepest, for [ had seen | her hitherto only as a pretty = doll without city for real grief, But eve ne, in this new snd troubling gulse, could not dis- sade me. I had my dinner up from the afe, for I could not bear the thought 4 encountering an a atance. I ‘ad already encountered too many hadows to have any courage left for he substan sut I had 16 pains © however 8 well hay ordering f unsuspecting! spared myself I could not | the outward streaming Might from the | the face and figure of the priest. 166 AYBE" 4 go by iThe Story of a J after his requ though I held his head in my lap all the way, 1 did not see his face until open door of the priest house fell full upon it, at the same time {llumining And my then though my lips did not mov hrieked aloud. ‘or the one, degraded by dissipation and disease and marked now by the 0 hand of approaching death, was fam Lloyd, and the other, strong for the needs of all these, pitiful with the understanding of them, but, oh, so transcendently free of them! was Doc- tor—now become Father—Ray! And at the moment when I saw and recognized them, those two men recog- nized me, but the one was too near to death, the other too near to God, to care that thelr old love stood there with though no longer between them. | Father Ray and Leonard carried Will- | lam Lloyd tenderly into the house and | up the stairs, and Leonard then set | forth for a physician, | I walted below alone, How long I do not know, ‘The doctor came and went, and at last Leonard and Father Ray came downstairs together and into the ponds BORE ilt & quiet chamber where I sat. “Perhaps you would like to 60 up?” Father Ray asked me gently. He had evidently already explained the proba- bility of this to Leonard, for the latter did not look surprised. “Yes,” I said. And I went up to that chamber of death, though I was afratd—horribly afraid. William Lloyd lay on the bed, cleansed and ‘bandaged and very still. ‘The: were only candies ‘burning in the room, and in the dim light he looked as he had done on the day when I bad first seen him @nd gone to his rescue. It came over me thi at it I had been faithful to him he might have looked eo still, by day as well as by candle light; that I might have saved him after all, his body and his soul, and I went there and knelt down by his bed and | sobbed aloud. I couldn't say anything, but I think he understood, out his hand—slowly, gropingly, the indecision of ebbing life. “That's all right, Sylvia," he mur- mured, “that's all right. The end had to come preity fon, anyway. Lt might have come worse.” tor he put with Copyright, 1011, by The Press Publ never has @ Map to Our__ frresolute at. I could only watt now—walt to take that one ittle step which would ead so much farther than marriage ind with so much less hope of return, And I hud always secretly feared ma awe—Dit THIS was to be! About 9 o'clock Leonard Hall came or me. 1 have no remembrance now f what he said or I sail. There must ave been lover's greetings, of course, but T was farm isious of a ' of phantom figures trying to rowd between us than of any words r caresses Uiat united We went down to automoblite, _ simselt, hiring through of cities, vin und shame iw! And #e ard Hall, Wert, through | e Who was shambling too f our swift course, Leonard ried to swerve, but too late, and in a nad the battered body, yan even pittable The accident had « Hently—the ed a cry as he f 1 so quickly an had not even and the block, was at the moment ans that we man- to ith our bi and no t injured man was & enough t st to our minise | trations, being ADS AS anxious al urselves to escape the attention of the police, his only request being that we should get a priest rather than a We took upon ourselves a rash re- eponath I euppose, bur the ple | Was so urgent with some se. atr that we could not but consent, an we camo presently to a Mito chapel with a pricst house attached, and there ney, Somehow our dog 9 Take -It-Fron never seems to 4 COME across with j anything that can be used for pur chasing purposes! Some of us morodly burn s9 much in- at the Shrine of Sorrow that YRE in danger of Suffocation! i | When vowre satisfied with yourself you slow up and toss the race, but jwhen yow're disappointed in yourself jyou fight it out right down to the |wire, and if you're beat THEN the ‘others know that they've been to THE | |races! Tre Right Job Is waiting Somewhere— | ore too languld to Sit: OVER mohow the Bors Just can't help hire ing A man who own was flred from a $ al ef the men bh w. for drinit hes taken on are giving lim the best they've gut he wounded man bad not eppken in the shop! “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!’ What’s the Use of Being Blue? There Is a Lot of Luck Left. By Clarence L. Cullen friend, Mr. I'll-See- Aboutlt, will son have to UNDPR- GO an_ operation | for cataract on both of his eyes! up that onee he! ishing Co, (The New York World), The universe may owe us a It ty often the universe 1s slow Often we've seen a man with one pair, Luck and Pluck, stand pat and MAKE ‘em all lay down! | Somehow we ways feel ike trying |some of that Frank Goteh stuff on thr fellow whose manners are described by his women friends as “CHARMING!” Opportunity our end of it! never tmportunes—that's Queer how we begin to hanker for the sight of some clouds after we've live for a While In one of those beatific cli mates where the skies ARE always sapphire! The Cake that you can oth Eat and Have is mot the Kind of Cake YOUR System is Yelling For! Self-Satisfaction 1s the First Symptom of the Slump! A Lassitudmous Liver resents Le’ at first—and then it begins TO Laugh for More! There's many a “cloud no digger than a man's hand” that stays just THAT size or else dissolves alte locther! T's Just about as well to remember when brooding over some little Trouble that you can't walk a block without | Brushing Elbows with some Sure- Enough Tregedys eiyni ss By Herself “But,” I sobbed, word to you!” “No,” he said, weakly, wouldn't have made a: I'm glad—for your out - |, {Bat you had said I could save 1 insisted in the despair of sel that comes too late. c gave you!” You" he echoed in the voice that was more like the shadow of a sound “but—if I'd kept my “no, that difference sake—you cleared you! dlame ‘You had said 1 clear. “YOU? Why, you couldn't say \NYBODY, Sylvia! “You aren't thi jort!"” He meant to be kind, He meant lft from my conscience burden that ‘had ever But in all my life I had a re ke 60 scathing as that man’s assurance You couldn't Save anybody, Sylvia! You aren't that sort!” , 1 knelt there, but in silence, ‘Phere seemed nothing left to say! And presently he ciased his e as if un- conscious allke of my contrition and my | nearness, and I stole ay (To Be Continued.) ie a n the Tall Timbers EX STATE SENATOR SEENS SAYS :- IT'S ALL RIGHT TO GIT SWELLED WITH PRIDE PROVIDIN' YOU DONT GIT THE SWELLIN IN THE WRONG PLACE. ahah ae Py The Jarr It Was a Nice Little + Copyright, 1911, by The Preas Publ By Roy L. McCardell. 6ETANT you como home early ( from the office to-day?" asked ‘Mrs. Jarr, In @ tone that indl- cated he could if he wanted to—any day, every day. guets I can,” fd Mr Jarr, what's doing?” “Weill,” said Mrs. Jarr, “now that Gertrude didn't go away as she threatewed, end I have some one to help me, I'm go- Fov L MTEARDES ing to let our children have a little party this after- noon.” “Kids from the nelghborhood?” asked Mr. Jarr. “Oh, I suppose so," said Mrs. Jarr. “They in: on Inviting children they know. That's the great trouble bring- ing Up children on @ street Ice this. They make companions of the rabble. I wanted them to give a little affair for a select few, such children as little Lionel Rosewater and his _ sister |imogene, Lionel is a perfect little ger | tleman and when he is old enough his mother expects to get him in the Knickerbockér Greys." “What's the Knickerbocker Greys?” asked Mr. J. “It's @ very exclusive boys’ soldier company, only millionaires’ children, and {t holds tunctions and receptions that are marvels of deportment and good taste. The children act like s0- clety people fully only they have better mannei I wish we would move off this street and get in with nice peopie exclusively! Willle might Join the Knickerbocker Greys, | too!" | Mr. Jarr was going to protest, but as | the chances of elther moving away from | this Harlem street of flats at moderate rental were about as allm as Willle ever ‘eing @ Knlokerbocker Grey, Mr. Jarr contented himself with” sayini “The children were not keen on b ing Master Lionel Rosewater and Miss Imqgene at their party, then?” “The way you talk about young men companies has had a terrible effect on our Willle, and you myst stop it!" re- piled Mrs. Jarr decisivel; Willle said if that sissy Lionel Rosewater came to his party and played the piano he'd hit him in the nose “Better not have him then,” sald Mr. Jarr. “Witie and Emma want their schoolmates and playfellows at the party exclusively, ¢h?’ why I want you to be home carly. It's purely informal, you know, The children will come here after school and the party will be over at seven, and I will need some one to keep them in order. Johnny Rangle ts Copyright, 1011, by The Press Publ io. 15—Demosthenes. i RANTING, for the sake of the Comparison, equal Powers of Splelbinding to William Jea- } nings Bryan and the Subject of this Effucion, and admit- ting that Both would Finish neck and in the Bolnd To Win Handicap for te, there yet Re- ettable Dif ‘ence; mosthenes took Poison and Died ages and ages ago, es—in the Back Files of the «papers. al speaking, en the Robust Constitution yaskan Orator will never re- cover from the Repeated Doses of the 15 to ? Solution of the Democratic Cot- loge of Pharmacy, specially Prepared by the Boss Drugeist himeelf, As for the Perseverance Thing, out- side of Battling Nelson, Doctor Cook, the aforesaid William J., and the Mur- phy-Sheehan Deadiork, we have to Hand ft to Demosthenes. He was a Sticker from Stickeraville, a Plodder from Plodtown, a Plugger from the Cut Plug County, end the Human Personification of the Fable of the Tortoise and the Hare, Dgmos- thenes being the Chelone Testudo. He wanted to be an Orator, which 1s the Fancy Name for a Political Barker, and consists in Coining New Words and Old Money, A laudable ambition, to say the least. But Demosthenes had a Bunch of Kept the $2 LIVE; 7% stood on the rear ing car in the Grand Central Station wien a fussy. and choleric old man clambered up the steps te stopied at the door, jrufied for « moment and hen turned to the man in uniform, “porter,” lie said, “I'm going to Chicago, rant to be well taken care of, 1 Yo Sou understand!” , sir, but’ ever mind any ‘buts.’ You listen to what 1 y. Keep the train boys away from me, Dust ne’ off whenever 1 want you to, Give me an extra blanket, and if Here is any ono in the berth ter me slide him tuto another, I want you — te ut, say, boa, “Young man, when I'm giving instructions 1 aeter to do ihe talking myuli, You do as ay, Here ts a two-doliar Mil, 1 want to get thie jond of it, Not a word, sir." ‘The train was starting, The parier pockoted he DUI with @ grin and swung himself to the round. All rh "he shouted, ‘You can do Walkin’ {you want to, Lm powerful #orry on wouldn't Tet me teil you-but 1 ain't gain’ mit on that t Lippincott’ ie A Boy's R: asoning. HOOSIER psehoolmaster, some years ago, class of beginners as to their knowledge of the ABC's, He eald to @ small boy; Walt how ar do you know your A B C's!" ‘Smal! Boy (measuring off about four inches on his gew lead penci!)—About that far,--National Mouth, ‘ho play the plano or belong to military | while W. J.| the Comparison j aes The Day’s Good Stories pay for it, | \ Family Pa Becta en No, it Wasn't an Explosion That Shook Harlems Party at the Farr Flat. lishing Co, (The New York World), terribly rough, and those Slavinsky children break windows on purpose, I think, just because their father ie @ glazier. I wonder If he puts them up to it? Well, as I was saying, I want | you to stay in the room with them and fee that thay do not romp and ‘break the parlor furniture, for I'll be busy with Gertrude fixing the refreshments, siicing the cake, dishing out the lee cream and making lemonade." “You'd better get a policeman ff {t's Mr. Jarry sald rly aa T can. | Willie's gang comin “but I'll be here as | “Please do, and please don't be ais speaking as though our ittle boy was a rowdy and a rufflan. He ts a high- | spirited lad, to be sure, but In refined surroundings I would have no fears for he So saying, Lady Gwenfotene swept proudly from the drawing room, whit Lord Mortlake ‘bit his lip with vexation. (This ts fine writing for saying Mr. Jarr put on his hat, remarking, “Well, eo long, kid; I'm off to find Dorothy Arnold!" and so departed.) | When he returned shortly after 4 o'clock he found the children of the neighboriood braw!y arrayed, the boys with clean shirtwaists and wondrous | bow ties and the little girls in their white party dresses. They were all sitting | stiffly on the sofa and chairs, aug- mented by furniture brought In from other rooms and borrowed from the family downstairs; while Mrs, Jarr was calling them up one at a time and per- mitting them to look through the fam- fly stereoscope at pictures of foreign travel. An air of deadly good behav- for hung over the assemblage. “I'm glad you've come,” sald Mrs, Jarr, “I've got other things to attend to. You can keep an ey¢ on them and maké them enjoy themsely Mary Rangle, you and our tittle Kmma pull two chairs up to the plano and ptay the chopsticks duet for the little boys and girls. Or, ts there any child here |who can recite?” : | Mr. Jarr assumed his monitortal duties as Mrs. Jarr stood at the doo way and the two little girls sidled s ently to the wlano. If there was @ chiMi there that recited ft did not have courage enough to conf ‘an you get the key to room, Wiilie?”* asked Mr, Mra, Jarr had gone. Willle thought he knew where tt was and brought Jt Now, children," sald Mr. Sarr, “here's a football.” He drew it from his pocket and inflated tt. “And here are these flying afr balloons for the little girls. Go as far as you like!" And he Stepped out and locked the door. Everything was broken in the parlor but the plano, and= that was badly scratched, but the children of the neigh- |dorhood are stiil talking of what a lovely time they had at the party Mr. Jarr gave them and are begging thelr parents to dupliente jt if they can, the front Jarr, when | Modern Mythology By Barrett Hanson Witherbee lishing Co, (The New York World), Physical Drawbacks. He stuttered like a Suyway official trying to Explain the | Absence of more Ten Car Tra His {voice was weaker than this country's call for Roosevelt to be President in 1912, He had a tripping tongue all right, | but It tripped over is two Front Teeth, |the Pride of Youth, and Fell Down on his Lower Lip. Obviously he couldn't orate under such circumstances, so he started tn to cure himsett of his affiic- tons and kept at it until he did so, He got the decision over his Stammer- jing Habit by Chewing the Pebble Pep- permint Brand of Gum. No aelt- respecting Stntter would live in the Same Mouth with a Couple of Beach Boulders, so tt gave up in Disgust and lett Demosthenes alone from that time on He strengthened his voice by trying to drown out the family upstairs and increased the Bellowing capacity of his Jungs ‘by reciting the Greek Poets while running up hill, After climbing ‘steen million hills he was ready to begin speaking on a small scale, then on a platform and finally on the basis of $500 per speak, Most notable of his ora- tions were the twelve Fhilippics against the Macedonian (Yellow) Peril now- adays emulated by that well known phiip speaker, Richmond Pearson Hob- son. In the end he met reverses, and took poison on his way to court. No antidote being handily concealed in the vest pocket of his lawyers he died, thereby robbing the allenists of an In- sane, fee, | One-S'ded Duelling. HEIDELBERG etudent Me bie first Visit to this countsy "be erted, with delighted euddennems. “I eee your adopud cur German dvelling red the native, “YT moan th plasters, thooe deep we ‘hoy were made by fol!" tive, "Tey were made Plain-Deater _ oo “Hello, There! | AVING @ pressing engagement with a good | eHent, an of] merchant was oMiged to leave his office in sole charge of a | charwoman, ‘Now, my good woman," he sald, indicat! the telephone, “when you hear the bell attach to that little box just go to the tube aud shout, “Hell; Who are yout’ and wait for @ reply. 7 Merchant had been gone about half an hour when the telephone bell rang furiously, ‘The woman rushed to the tube, shouted out the Recessary query, and put the recelver to her ear, ‘m Guasan from Leed came the answer, “Get a lot of oll for you, and wish to send it | at once, Be ready to recet it." Presently the merchant returned, and, to hie amazement, raw charwoman holding an empty bucket under the telephone tube, he asked, “Well, sir" she replied, “ae soon as you wae gone A man shouted through the tube that he was sending a large supply of oll, and asked ome one to receive it, so I'm holdin’ this buckes ewaido’ for it to run through."’—Halifex Eohe, s | ro