The evening world. Newspaper, January 6, 1911, Page 5

SuBTLE Guffaw as if You Were Strangling to Death, By Ethel Lioyd Patterson. “Do not sniff nor titter, nor sniggle, nor indulge in| whiffling, husky cachinnations.” | Now, think this motherly advice to a pug + a hot-water © as to thelr poorer behavior In dow public, not at A Tt ts Just Mr, nville Klelse telling you how to hn. Incidentally, you are a very lucky person to be able to read it thus early in the day, for not y) until to-night will Mr. Kleiser impart | similar advice to the Public rica in the Weat Side Audi- torium, No. 318 West street. But why, you ask, should Mr. Gren- ville Kieiser tell any one how to laugh? flage which follows t a 4iais, And to prove to you how pros. perous is Mr. Klelser’s unique business I need only tell you he has publisi several books on the subject and very nice office suite at Thirty. street and Broadway. saw him. “Can you give m asked him, “ ort of laughing . newered Mr. with @ nothing-simpler gesture, give you the same recipe I am ve the club, Now, then, ptage is: ofa! Mt MAI MI Mt! BA! with your meuth closed and the sound com ing from down deep.” And Mr, Kleiser indicated a point be- tween the lowest and middie buttons of Kletser, “Twill joing to the first “The second stage is: “Moo! hoo! hoo! hoo! hoot at comes from a m point Leland a DEPORTED MEN MAKE CHARGES Say the United States Au- thorities Were Harsh. BERNE, Switzerland, Jan, 6.—The newspapers here publish _ protests against th leged Mitreatment by the American authorities of ween Swiss watehm Manistee They charge were deported \Government Inst Noven tense that they were ¢ that they were tre: harshness an for a month, wi Mt is further alleged, the wife of one of the men ; The papers alsc assert were not allowed to commu: the Swiss Consul, kers employed by the ompany of Michigan, thar t exceptional Ellis Is!and to this treatn she and o ‘The case of the makers js one of th > muccesses of the Department erce and Labor in smoking out laborers who had bees hired to come to America uncer contract. In the party watch: deported were men, women and childre ho were long de- tained on Ellis I 1 because of the appeals the accused laborers made to .’ Washington. { The immigration officials say that in ) view of the convincing evid that the watchmakers came here in violation of the law there was nothin Aoport them, Their appeais were denied at Washington, their counsel had plenty of opportunity to communicate with tie Swiss Consul, the officials say, as they fwere detained on & Island a | time, Again, any immigri @ letter, subject to a vise by the Com- amissioner. ieee PORTUGAL’S SOCIAL REFORM. LISBON, Jan, 6.—The Min Interior has decided to put tion a comprehensive 71 "ech vl 6 else to do but measures include a y day, old age pensions, pubic the protection of maternity ation of a | is, with f clothing and b development of b cially medicine, yi of & medical college in Lis Don't Make a Noise When al you might | in It was there 1) often lo OF ILL TREATMENT Seventeen Swiss Watchmakers | AFTER DINNER STORY up and open.” with the mouth slightly “The third stage is: “Mo! ho! ho! ho! ho! with the mouth well opon, aud the fourth stage trails off a little into— ho! het he u have practiced these four ve Is yo y master run them H transition te Impere could reproduce And 1 would that o fo ie gurglies He ser. thou tongs, nit he would With a rome, y that started aud shook him yadoured forelock quivered ot his merriment. a lean young man is Mr. Klet- ax turned up the corners as neatly as had been dene with have been ar he would have floorwaiker ly one right way to a, tor; with a jade a most no!’ denied Mr. Klelser. “There are plenty of both right and Fifty-seventh | different icin which he couth & Speaking | wrong ways to laugh." And it was then he described several of laughs, to {ustrate subsequen consented to Mr. Klelser UL ‘0 watch. This lging in tt ail the motion and man- suffering pain. The is one of the ugilest is another laugh that ts ong. That ls the EX- UGH. This laughter. is in great un- wing grace of but {t is really very un- | LAUGH, | indless, or | THE BVuisinG HOW TO LAUGH Told in Easy Lessons by an Expert Who Pain FUL LAUGH A Hearty, Spontaneous Laugh] as Rare in This Country as Hen’s Teeth. {deal laugh Is the SUBTLE | ts low, rippling laug ed natural and without an ef- ¢ really t 4 seldom a | | gesture, asked “The SPONTANEOUS TAUC OF good laugh to which to listen, particu- | F It, T mean r that is yet when a man 1 quick, whole-souled | hot too to LAUGIT Ia a curling | 69 little more temperament | the rest of hte cc little more than a s panies a speaker's hum “And what, in your opinion, {deal laugh for a man?" I asked. to be at all at- Often It 1s ‘hich accom- | ts the have sincerity as sce bai ideal laughter ts always mirth langhs with « at them. The ideal laughter of 1 “And a woman?" I prompted, rippling “it AL AALA delicious about that it appeals especially to particular people who know what they want and who select their beer as they do their food or their clothing or their cigars--to satisfy themselves. All dealers supply it. you Ever Notice Pabst BlueRibbon The Beer of Quality conversati | noying heliove women havo—but because t 1 1, Ido ture to laugh, and as Jong aa the 0!’ of derision ‘And {8 thete no serious side to ail | wvabb, ugh in coqnetry, and @ ght Inngh to bridge 1 gaps, Women really | use laughter in all their lighter 1 think ie is a rather an- trish bull’ It #xiDAX, JANUAR a SPONTANEOUS acteristic?” 1 Mr, Kilelser re- woman's nas laugn= cannot say 1 soe y reprehensible agreed Mr. Klelger. * doned an all the laughter in Amer! course I do not mean Amer! | not a sense of humor. Hy have, and it really is far ke English, Dear, no! Tam thinkh dom one hears @ hearty, ous laugh on the streets 0} T have a notion Am 4 laugh fi too, as it Ix mentall | properly you have to use your lungs | hroat, and that ls real laugh ts a I commenti “Of course It promotes in | leans think | If you de e time in pretty good | * replied Mr. Klelser. | good for you physt- To laugh vod for them compass and cireulation. ughter means even mo: that the man who drinks Pabst Beer is not quite satisfied with any other brew. There is something so distinctive-=so satisfying -~so ile | Laughter ‘is really an indication of ym: | | Sa TET RMR laugh of | A separate attac Says the Average American s Laugh Sounds Like Chopp:ng Ice ENPLoOsive Laughter Comes More Natur} os ¢ ally to Women Than to Men; They Practice More. aid RU rest demanded “The average Anterican laughs with @ sound ike chopping ios,” ~ commenced Mr. Kleiner, and after ® moment's hurried simile: “Amerierrs laugh sound as tho: strangling to death—t one of a starving chi It's not a pretty thoi the national one-half of tho latter's entire ea! though she had been ignored by lis, French and American, of iter by adoption, ime Mra, Sart, and ot tt. 6, 1911. dust paum's a wan OF MILLIONAIRE ~—DESAPAUPER | Charity Patient in f in Bellevue as THE NEW INTERNATION ENCYCLOPEDIA SAYS Cod Liver Oil ts one of the most valuable thera- | Heirs War Over $3,000,000 peutic agents, that the 1 | ‘ we benefit derived from it in Left by Ex-Husba diseases associated with loss of flesh cannot be over- estimated. 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