The evening world. Newspaper, December 2, 1910, Page 23

v--d Daity Magazine, Friday, Copytieht, 1910, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World). THERE WAS A GILL COLLECTOR OUTSIDE THAT WANTED TO SEE Nou; 1 SAID YOU WENT HOME AND HE WANTED YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS! WHAT OID You TELL HIM- WILLIE? # PULLED DAT AG - © COULDN'T dive iT LET GEORGE Bo 'T You my NUMBER V {Reflections of a % # % | Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland Gopsright, 1910, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Warid), OW is the blessed Christmas season, when a man who needs three dollars for a pair of shoes = N will send five dollars’ worth of violets to a girl who lacks tio dollars for a pair of gloves. | When the fire is out on Love's altar it is time to “throw away the ashes—and start another frre. Of course, marriage is a woman's “life wo part of the "and nowadays the he work” consists in getting a husband. A man may consider a good wife “a pearl above price,” but that doesn't prevent him from trying to “string” her. ' When a bachelor says that he can't find any woman who'll marry him he usually means that he has managed to escape all those who tried to. | Nowadays the difference between “painted cheeks” and a good com-! plexion is merely the difference in the way you put it on. The reprehensible thing about accepting attentiona from a m¢ is not that it looks improper, but that it looks so hard up. When a man's wedding cake has turned to dough he turns to - —- ~ for consolation, ot An ounce of impertinence is worth a pound of persuasion, in any man's ppinion, —o+ (Copyright, 1910, by Bobbs-Merrill Company.) SYNOPSIS. OF Allan Fleming, Happiness and | $1,700 a Month}; By Elbert Hubbard Jenkins. yright, 1910, by The Press Publishing Co, by the papers that it's ' to cost somethin’ over 000 to take a young girl (The New York Wortd), her. Fact is, I wish ALL girls well, an’ | /¥ all people, too ise I hike to see folks | " happy. But somehow I wonder if peo- around Europe for ten months | ple'll ever find out that happiness ain’t | an’ give her clothes to weary|@ thirg you can buy with om | Mrs an’ three meals a day, an’ carfare, an’ | somebody else, but th ethin’ | Ky other things. 1 have to manufacture for our- | ind’ An’ then I see b; elves, INSIDE ourselves, wa ‘ Butler arr we papers that ‘the most expensively dressed girl in New-| Say, {f I was a young girl, an’ found] chin on his palms oa a Py RBA: TUaruAl@iOh Lamia (asda port’ has just given up all her French {a geod man to really love me, an‘ that nace looked at me with dull eyes when PR sl Bt ee eee fresses an’ French "aut I could love, don’t you belleve I'd dro | icgaene age |T went in, T did not i male ceateepeat sor ey Oral @® on, so as to go an’ live out in w!all the “soclety” nonsense in the w | CHAPTER XX. | He was sitting on m member me, but dose - Jereey witly a young man that she's} an’ Jest go ar’ be his wife an’ his com ea dad jflat can in his hand ner 1 married because whe loves him. An’ they| anion an’ his friend an’ his sweetheart, | Association of Ideas. | witn a wonton to nave him. ea : say she's havin’ a fine tin An’ her /all at the same time? 1] ATE a Bell 1 aA J 0 an old plano, tn a fellow-men nd ain't no ri jAn' the world ts butlt th Ms ie ok eh i atdicadve oh uh in asain I w a|Whole R world —underneatis a i: eRe eue Re reine : mighty han'’some woman—an actress—|the “maids” an’ “ governesse and _ lk eee ana dabitity a while ago gave up bein’ on the stage! “chauffeurs” an’ “grooms” ard so on; | : iad Croce’ 7 | the. tentive on ants me to go to a d he an’ all, jest for the s: napers | an’ so T say (this bein’ so soon after the ‘ jhe al ‘4 Y would be if w without said m not sick; It's He said she sald) of “dar Thanksgtvin' son), let us thank G: See weraly nes | ee . — havin’ some bables to kiss’ for it that It 18 so, ee fect oe livin’ with a husband that she it rw bei buy happiness by the! 7) I ae . : we Fe : I tell you, I wonder if the bright young | Pow or the bushel, why, lots would | | | ‘ pea B t V t G d Cc t h d Ma HUMAN girl, who has the 5 mr] Rave & One snake a! the: aut an ee Gn cea Geet ey VY ICeH ives Advice on Courts Ip an rriage that $1,7 a om be spent on her, | Pe y ttle ut, You see, t sink tHirte tt la: epidus _ I won't want to (excuse me) “chuck done, It's been fixed diffe | i to g0, but I fancte fest be nothin’ | An’ I'm glad It is. Ain't you? flum a all once in a w but a GIRL—'thout ea fuss or T called as she was gotr WHO GAVE m WHAT WAS YOUR iEORGE HEREXA IT WAN PAID! iThe Kiss-Age %& ccieccteeieecsdl pact ete teocoeauet toes ain 1010, by The Press Publishing Co. Copyright AGE SIX ' «& The Window at the She turned a sick! Rathered up my cu trembling hands. ame her ankle, a lathe, , from tl left the dining in my notebook t does back t appe room my | found Wardrop wa office, and if I had the change in him t Was shocked now shrunk fn his cloth Ishot, fr had dre ehead, TI attitude, } | Broken Engagement. ne When the coffee fin- | back It was Hepple, * | Babbling Bess | eo Copyright, iL GO AND. DID: SHE'S Goin’ BILL r By Will B. Johnstone (The New York World) Yum -um-YuM — ae AGE SIXTEEN rhe By Mary Roberts Rinehart Author of “7 DAYS" yw white and v3 ; saucer with ought grum @ says she's | 4, “Turned was trying to light a clgarette, but the T shoult z but eat?" | match dropped from his shaking fin- Before I vuslasm, | gers. 1 put another line eved nfully U: “Better see one, Wardrop,” I urged— ut I get for doing without lunch, |and 1 fet mean eno pout doing tt to prov vat you are} "You need someting to brace you up." He aled to me, “He} Bu > him a very small drink, reazy—lost his think works searcely stand, and we iv mu, Knox, I go to the elevator, My con HEah RAORIRBADT AD trouble to find out him that » vietim een tia was vo nights before, [/#e'S Sot a4 many convolutions as any- at my contempt for myself. Br nes I that they've . Wardrop was in a bad position Rie crate ig eve (uk £0) could be no doubt; there might ee ane ore ten than Fleming had Hea Aig about the money in the leath vito i anothe and who thought he had taken i e probably Killed F Ms to hide ws on his knees, sald the three hours. ry of her but jest havin’ a elmple, merry e| Old Daddy Long-Legs. ‘out ai au” aomaihing, Y dear young peop! er hesitate to break an engagement to r . with other girls an’ boys, not have | VERYHODY ‘ well acauainted| The nig Fiahink hone wher M if you find you n are for your betrothed. It ma this ren so much “high finish” on it all FE. with the insect called “daddy |you and I w 1 the house, didn’t you a cruel thing to do, but, believe me, It is far lesa { ‘ Why, my un ably y tld Io but not everybody | hear some pers sning along the hall marry permittir husband or wife to think j know my uncle, do y,ou?. my knows that ‘there is evidence to show | outsld do About two o'clock, I hat you love him or her 4 uncle used to read to op \that this stramge little creature, tow. | ttn j a | Sometimes it takes a great deal of © to toll peo: a pook that tilt ‘bout a mighylering high upon its thread-like stilts,| a ee ek le you no longer love them, or bur tove Was at han'some English 1 named Bt probably a more ancient inhabitant mente) Sitethe MRA sau. atints take from the fl But be assured it wor f Newcome t was bein’ re of America than any representative of| hear me when 1 down the dumb: urine to live day after da s y trained an’ groome like a the human species. Far back, in ter-| waiter hold over your af ‘ bred filley, so's she could win in @ TAC) tary time, at the very dawn of the| uated. “Was © will tell yo norable to break “ to marry some yo lord or oth: modern world, its ancestors lved, we t one of ser wil Da it ts ar It seemed that the lords was plenty | are told, in great numbers in that part | herself abrur more dishonorable not to b t 1 no longer } tty to enough, an’ willin' enough; but some-! o¢ the continent which we call Colo- You heard gently, And the day will come when the person you no] 9 0 unily name begins how she jest COU T bring herself) rado, ‘The fossil remains of these tn-| vend yes vou slept Ly A Balle | Yi longer love will thank you for i He or ahe| vith big Fae at o8 pent y to “have” any of ‘em, an’ finally mar-| sects show the characteristic features | there's * hitch somewhere, You didn't) By may reproach you at the iter words, but | girl friend cm ried @ mere portrait painter (though the /that mark them to-day, although new | see? Thad Bibs SF Oi 408 Sole Bias VINCENT. every thinking individual must ine, canilag aiar (EAN ek to marry a man sot of a mighty fine gentleman, I tell | species have taken the place of the old; a z nae heen ah a Midn't know | anything ts better than a marriage where the wit as your own, and you!) named Clive Newcome (her cous | for even “daddy long-legs” knows what| tuar sou couldnt posmibly net aront | j = EMOTHAE Se. OF SAG sities whom F hese in, he was, too), jest ‘cause she was | evolution Js, and has attained to some-|ay fast as the—person in the house | Disappointed! who cashier and | elected to act as nal t good an’ true, an’ he loved her an’ he | thing that in his view !s perhaps a|that night I would say you had been in| 7 1 to ery much.|me, “C hange the name and rot the loved him. “ kind of civilized existence suitable to] Mr, Fleming's desk looking for—let us| YOUNG man who signs his letter | ky letail o er to me| letter, change for worse und not for Twish the gfrl valgus, Gashty well~ the exigencies of life in the twentieth| say, postage stamps, May I have au- A . 0. writes i en But recently I made an | better,” They have been telling me so afpotntment that's goin’ £0 have thee Kiar qpent on century.—Harper's Weekly, other cup of coff: "Some time ago I met @ young with her and I waited much of late in this respect thgt I em HEYA yun 1910, by The Prew Publishing Co. W December 2, 1910. The New York World). WAS SHOCKIN: Twas cust Ve BOO Hoo- WANT SOME DINNER | I DIDN'T ; DO NOTHIN BuT I WON'TE QO 17 % iYimely Hints for lutely nothing to do with it. It 4s only the suitable choice. A woman who always seama to give Just the right article accomplishes this by the keeping of @ memorandua book, Whenever she hears one of her friends admire or wish for an article it ts noted [i the book, and when Christmas comes around she usually has a st to select from, and this she does according to her means. A little observation even now will i} Christmas Shoppers. > 66 up the exchange of; tion. For Instance, for the man there | gifts,” a lad: jis the desk clock nd calendar com- | marsed, and when questioned) bined at $619 for the nickel or dull gold | why replied, “Well, you seo at is such | finish and $5.89 fer the lacquered brass |@ nuisance to think out just what to | article give everybody, and wo I deaided to} For the housowife there are pretty give it up. panese among which are ‘There are many people who feel that | cracker its, chocolate pots Way about the pretty custom of giv-|at 69 cents, plates ar 1 ents and ing Christmas presents. It seena a bit | unique ilower baskets at 0 cente, solfi#h, Dut it ts no easy matter to se-| For the soclety ‘girl there are en- lect suitable gift. wagement calendars with paces for ‘The present that gives the most satis- | every half hour from 8 A. M. to 8 P.M. faction 14 the much desired article, | for 27 cents and upward. ‘These caton- whether it be a dollar patr of gloves |darn in the handy desk for pro- or 4 $00 fur coat. The cost has abso-| fesstonal use are 71 cents, and would prove acceptable for the busy clergy- man or physlelan. For the child who suffers with eold feet @ practical and inexpensive gift would bo bed slippess. A pair made of ripple elderdown bound with satin ribbon are 2 cents. For adults they are 4 cents. For the baby a manicure set would be nice. A cute little set in a hand- painted celluloid box is only 0 cents, Bath seta put up in fancy boxes and on: make mati Where this fails the shop assortments will readily solve the perplexing ques- 9 you to compile sueh @ lst and the selection of gifts an easy had evidently arranged with the doc- Jtor, for the walting-room was empty land we were after hours, doctor was a larg 1 by the clothe man, Dia size he wore, very t in color and unprofessional in cut. | He was sandy-halred, tnelined to be | | bald, and with shrewd, light blue eyes | behind vis glayses, Not particularty im- | | pressive, as to site, on first ae |auaintance; a good fellow, with @ brisk | | vole mazingly light tread. | | He sending Wardrop into a | |sort of examining room in the rear ot | the suite somewhere, to take off his cout and collar, When he had gone the |doctor looked at a slip of paper tn his hand Ink I've got it all from Mr. By ch as “he sald, “Of ul of my nox, this Mpeelal- has as much business with paye apy as a plano tuner has with mual jue. Tut the idea fs Munster. 4 and 1 ad some good results, 41 examina- bell one of per rt phys ho) when Tor te Are you a newsp I sald briefly r man, la doctor,” Bur . all fatten on the fi don't w ery much,” vked behind hi n it and really rl to pay any Use your to realize that an n Alphabet could not pos- A Broken Appo:ntment. ns his let- a girl three ars a 1 at, average 0 1W and always treated he week I had an ap r which T was forced . t ah I rotited her in ampte time. N eis angry and will | bo you think she is | ‘The young lady j# most unreasonable, It ls essary to break appointments occasionally and wher, the person with whom the engagement haa been made ts notified tn ample time ne offense | should be taken, ite Cat & Vhite Cat # | conceded, ted with stik ribbons ate new this year and will make practical gifts. The set conaiats of a bath rug, two towels and two wash cloths, all of Turkish towel- tog. “T never saw a lawyer yet who would # making money,” he sald. way a doctor grinds for a He's just as capable as the lawyer; he works a damn sight harder, and he makes tenth the income, A man will pay his lawyer ten thousand dollars for keeping him out of jail for six months, and he'll kick like a steer if his doctor charges him a hun keop him out of hel! for life! h of you will come in? I'm afraid two would distract him." “T guess it is Knox's butt-in,” Burton but Tet it later, Doctor; you promised, ‘Tne physical examination was very brief; when Tw ruled in Wardrop was stunding at the window looking down tnto tor was W Wardrop's had written. Text ree w, and the dow. sat his desk. Behind gave me the stip he lation sngth of time betwee and his reply, 1 forgott the ans is for asso ideas, w gly facts n by the Now, M On the tat tri n small clock, and the was to atta with small, nstru- doctor's two nouth= Al, we Your other I think of insanity ught, but there Js ndy to 4 have ¢ your ywn. Put the mouth- please; you see, with mine, And when I a word, «a8 Quak!y as ible the association it brings to your stan’ Your band," ted with , Mr. Wa: t simply » almost lamp," *nand;* both the was ta- Vardrop . and, after “Smoke " “Head.” After a perceptible pause the answer came uncertainly, “Hatr,” But the association of ideas would not be denied, for in answer to the next word, which was "ice," he gave “blood,” evt- dently following up the previous word “head.” ) (To Be Continued.) >