The evening world. Newspaper, March 25, 1909, Page 18

The Evening World A Elohetile7: NUL SERIE Me LUST ay, March 25, 1509. Ve RAR a act Ti EYRNING ak aN cal ] | The wae Wold, e ntering edge. : Less Moonshine Published Dally Except Sunday by the Press ng Company, Nos, 3 to 63 By M i kK 3 k Row, Now 1 aurice Keften : J. ANGUS SHAN, Pres, and Tras, JOSEPH PULITZER, Junior, #eo'y, yl ‘ 3 Tt a ri ntered at the Post-Office at Naw Y rk ar Second-Clase Mail Subscription Rates The Evening | For } Wand tor het unwed Stacea * | hu" By Nixola Greeley-Smith 3 One Year... + $2.50 | Ono ¥ ConOnoOOoOOOOOUO Gr Or for PECOOCOOOGOETODOD, One Month.. 30 One Mor | mr oseaeees Negeri ch sens | 3 have any right to criticise me at all, VOLUME 4 NO, IV. was all before T met you" he added What Is Sauce for the Gander| "Ny tise ad realty been balm tae SUGAR, TEA AND. COFFEE, Means a“ Dressing Dovon’’ | bnile's feelings In the briderroort@ UGAR, tea and coffee are things for the Goose. | “ot course!’ she conceded, “they, F, Bea Wf ari ‘i , Pouldn’t have meant much to you ef whieh ever lily uses, A few SET Comet Eko that woman” remarked” yay would remember thelr names.” cents differer und in their I “ et ne ok uu ee coved the), Li® beldestgom siutled proudly at tt cost makes dollars of difference in Pedegroom, “TOW! Now" he sata playfully, “let's pat the household expenses I a that T Ne you on the rack, Suppose you tell me r Teaercon: to hide in the! your ‘past A rich family uses little hathroon when) He did not mean the suggestion serle more pounds of sugar, tea and nes ih ii CS TGOWE EMMOTT ee ‘ tho ha | Toere's something 1 have alwaye soft Fi y USS, ( Heo than a poor family uses, A TU was mld | qwanted to tell you,” she began, rushing wife with plenty of money to has Thoon of Hor fate, “1 suppose you think : aes) vie ajnma Dav, ever heen kissed Lefore 1 met yOu nd may pay mor foray ling to Vell, 1 had." of tea or a pound of coifee than i York calen: viliegroom's frame grew sude q x ‘ i == der, though inla rigid under the bvride's welght m w an’s wife WIXSLA GREELEY t does a workingman’s wife, Sassi orthodox! But all unheeding sho stevred steadily more expensive grides of tea ¢ unittes they | for the rocks, coffee go further than the cheaper grades. a eanteel ate eee ee Ne aah dl sehten | deceptive calm, Thus a tax on suyar, tea and coffee comes abo bride ree," she admitted Poll tax as is possible in levying an indirect tax, A po : een ‘Al! trom the ean?” he jeerede é : “0! suid the bride. * every man over twenty-one pays the same number « eal he n rou ie I didn der a coffee, tea and sugar tay the phe tha eto call on know [had read so much about y insed Phere’s 60 poor man will pay more dollars ul worls were uttered 4 a : i Petty 1 - than a rich man becanso the aver: ness * hope of heaver © bov-a big, beefy foote < ae a Aaa § vaste ought, of course, being. ge family of poor men is larger ‘ © something really wome and they buy the ehuaner quaiities ense 1 sof lot him kise me, Ie For these reasons a coffee, ten 2 Gi i He ata noe ae ‘ per ; ‘ She 4 were wrong, n fact, and eugar tax is preferred by a st there wits so tl 1 met yous + powerful clement in the communi- Throw wed ave st an experiments : : ‘ T intended it for am ty to an income or inheritance tax. nt s remotest 4 Sof] insult, thoug) tie man didn't seem to An income tax levied on in- Bie PAU Dera L siya a ap ele So that was lt, was It? She had/an|snan-maybe tfts-and Ne kentl asking comes of $1,000 or more would 1 sand asking me to kiss him, collect nothing from the majority pais ee in) Le) ‘ in made m of the community, because the ay- Ist put up my oH ‘ i Bie erage yearly income of the United States is leas than $1,000. An in- Sf on—and sald, “There, Kise { wr actly a I mid have thr heritance tax on estates of $4,000 or over would not affect three- | hy like tasicerra) sia Rolie fourths of the people of ihe United States at all, heeause outside ape ULE of the many who have no property to administer the average sur- | Ae rogite’s estate is less than $5,000, pa He wae } ~ 1, kissed n Vhis makes it clear why Speaker ou know—and that Rr rss Cannon’s committee reports a new My third kiss was Just @ j : Aa tariff bill putting a tax of eight “But the bridegroom could hear ae cents a pound on tea, retaining the : | more. tariff protection on refined sugar Fe “Please spare me any further revelee Pot a Hons." he Interrupted tetly in the Sugar Trust's interest at Mt athe bride) He put the bride down from his knee, 1.0 a pound, and with a new coffee Nesreauted ire never mit, Come G2 And elt over there,” he come i mer eaulons a) ety want | manded. schedstto which may result in a tax, here and let me alt In your lap. Twant) wo. mean, Go and stand in the clude the bulk of tho cheaper the 1 mood, the bridegroom), SUE Et usa ee Coo y Ss doth arms around dis) o8h" ‘a Patrethltsld grades. Aber Aa ee vaad Ch ORI Hb ‘sin And 1 thought you were ag A little inheritance tax was in-| ¢! shoulder, F bitt sheesh omenl§ be completed * eluded, i i GG 0 ‘ Au ug Gd arate The bride too, but no income tax. The tentative inheritance tax, which Raus Mit der Teleph one! Say s Saloonman Gu S; |noneyed voice, “tell me how many), The ve fused with trght upon the may be lost in the Senate or in the conference committee, is but a , , . . | ‘ghosts’ you had.’* i em. | Dfldexroom's tiaenattes waned f : WG , urt nas : Be sla small fraction of the way England taxes inherftances, And England It Ss th é Dr ug S tore’s B usiness to B e€ A ccommo da ting eet pela evened a tke a real culprit. She had totd bite has a King and House of Lords " 2)" oRemember what happened to Blue- eg eee pa we Tne j buy stuft feller j would ax him for a bite, he calls up here) sitches and ampa and letting beard'a wife,” he sald. aVaiara cenaihactiticsien: peereeies a and a titular nobility. | By RoyL. McCardell. [3.7% AUUGet cliatey eevee bods lite liestionary, but T) “Never mind Rearenttne He Maren eaaunea eater a Erenneggee Maybe if the men who are h telephone horhood uses this telephone | ¢ mit der telephone!” petulantly, “I'm in earnest. You ei Ubon ner tread behind the tariffs and the trusts were to be labelled by law and grouped like the dukes, earls, mar- quises, barons and the rest of the English nobility the other mill- fons of people of the United States might shift the burden of taxa- tion as do the other millions of England. Letters From the Pe Sending Children Home, jis in every breath of To the Biltor of The Evening World: I would like readers to di question; Why !s tt that p: schools are sent home by they happen to be late? In this war) saying dc they lose three or more hours of teac! De | go s4 look. ing, and, when a test is given, naturallyy they fail. Why not let late pupils re-| main after echool? Of course, pupiis ahould be on time, Dut lateness {8 sone times unavoldable. L. J, and H ‘At Is Pronounced “Pell Mell.” | 64 pheasen ted incor Myo eiod ‘The Byen! ine nici Gnaeir ye at is the pronunciation of thely.) i greet in London—"'Pall Mall?” \ a8 rae J.D. EH | great expression ‘Mo Does Farming Pay? the Balter of The Evening World: I wish some reader wit perience and @ rudimer for telling the truth would te ently {f a farm within fifty New York can be mean can ft or even make ine 4 can it (wit made to hire of « terest all n some | oan “usually make ti Try I w ‘9 the Dilltor of The Eve ‘Mo re and more table and {s a German, ARTI economical, prac to early loss wriet, straight t In The World Almanac “Outdoor Medleine” Af wi { “ t ; summer those of * Dlg doctor's bills whe ase c ure and health al, t eo ve Yew ou. aoe uae Outdoor, metioingy. er# Hf) doors for hours clear every The “Foreign Word” Cr. Prosit!’ te their favor er untold agony when ople fresh afr. Men ust often work all day indoors, But} er— | eto be out of day, thus| and gaining in omen K BL ing World porate them into 'y. Some delight In speak. ‘ant terrible. Dieu\" they make you the watt IUR T New Jerney, o Evening Wort! more-his happines@ vf thelr retationa? n't so!’ sie erled, f bout him. “Twas teasing voi-trying to get even you { past, Oh,” she tt tan'te I send package the wool 't pay me if can help it. se them long-distance calls sal ts here alone and pays hin op recelving mati next,” | tel) me. For ins how many W 1 kissed In your life—coutd HAT are you doing “ V4) telephone?’ evked “It ts at ; fad | 1 lke to." sald Gus @ saloon- ybody ple asking t your Influence. ing you write to death an room shook his head 2" asked Mr. Jarr. that aln’t all” sald Que. {y that Ilves around here ‘ot no teleph | pencit,Jdo you think you could resisted you with thels names| Pleas J 6 me 2 feered the bridegroom. ted, Perhapy t to tell you the honest truth, I 1 led to him, Perhaps «i 1 d to Ge liad to, Me dropped @ s accu condescending kiss on the order things, and h many ways,” said a con nce to Gua, "I remem. hen they first had when I waa @ green- y brother-In-law's cree ¢ loafers made me notcominghome? And even thevimm phones couldn't talk reer teary) ehdawh © bell! up from town and axes me to run rang I ured to set ‘em up to them loaf) up where sand tell the § tho telephone and tell me. y yi run @ pac and take all ur question If [ might make some ney, No, I think @ guess, if I re ifter thing !€no letters came to any! ont places and st I've Mved tn nody. You never get a letter mit any om that I could remember different) he that anybody "Maybe it {s Ij other p mise it, but I can| ber th run my business | them without {," sald | horn and Gus, “It don't look | Iq me to dinner? And messiten {9 delivered don't t say any more about {t," safed. “Let's go out to dinner," le pondered the that all wives must in each nelghb od and ou know |s And 9 1 {rom that" > letters to anybody and) -v. at want any ra tu me."" ‘dd bet me CARE buainess and peor their business telephone, what good 1s it to pint of beer ove even them orders ¢ half a dozen bo' af groceries co eed out the women ed the brid, “Mow! What ts sauce for the gander ved" rans @ dressing eeraoral m ! the that you, 9008e. y to write any let. | y ye kis r stop the mall man from “Really,” excla said Mv. Jar. stung by her tone, she ts discharged and I don't want him to | lose hla Job,” sald Gus, "I don't get) 6@@% nothing but bl lia mit ‘Please remit’ on} ee [ists of Mrs. Solomon id “But you know better now,” gata Mr | vet a steak becaure they ta golng to lephone? Don't | Jor. Fortine company hoz ymes to wrap up| "Bure, I know better now,” remarked) “You t Bia eres aeviap and a quart | Gus ‘L know a whole lot! modating,”” sugested Mr, Jar ook lke! better n I know that when I ain't| Tac Patho rleen sere nat Wants Elmer uses {t to Hoboken, where| ¢ stake in the messitet, h in, and my wife Lena uses| why should I be accommodating "ae n Jarr |tt to Hoboken, and my brothers “Aln't that What a drug store fs “Z write on them ‘Opened by mistake uA fee be 0 stingy to eat @ cold potar ? Them drug stores can and send them back,” said Gus, “but tt fn and ight for fear his shadder| money delivering free telephon don't do no Coun | an't soe eer Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife. Translated By Helen Rowland, [J OVQGGO0000! OOO DOL DODO DOS HDOADOHOODSOAN I: my youth, my Davghter, I knew @ matden of | Looie, the Bowler «| aE ap WaT ” | Babylon, and she WAS foolish! For she saved her money. Yea, she wore her dest hats for two seasons amd her FROCKS ere ALWAYS made over. The mane cure and the hairdresser, they knew her not, and cheap corsets and bargainsale glovea were her delight, } For si said, “Lo, 1 would be loved for MYSELF, alone, and not for my | CLOTHES, neither for my [INCOMB!” i} Yet, when she had waged troenty-eight and had spent many evenings tn solitude by the radiator, reading Sartor Resartus, likewise foolish articles jon “How to Keep a Husband,” an idea ocourred unto Aer, } And she said, “Oh, hail!” | Then she hastened forth, and she drew her hoard out of bank, and ehe | SPENT it! Yea, she moved into an capensive apartment and ran BILLS | with the modiste and the milliner, She submerged her angles tw made-to- | order corsets and her fingers sho covered with diamonds. Verily ahe dtd LOCIE GUIDES iy | things up in STYLE! For she orted out, im hor sudden awakening, “La, namie HIMSELF WTA ; ARMS. ( } THE BALL Tock ONE PIN Wah! | Ihave NO time to lose!” \ e) AND Looe THE OTHER. _ || $10,000.04) And she called up her COUSINS, saying, “Come! And bring thy men a \a HES A WONDER) ALL RIGHT: | Aten! 4 | friends, for the house 4s prepared and the supper awatteth them! And I ~ ) “4 =5 would have much APPARENT attention.” Then, behold, men marvetled to see such @ stunning and POPULAR creature; and, as one fly draweth another, so came they out of CURIOSITY, until her parlor was cvercrowded and the sofas were atl PULL, And when she had married the richest of these, she cried unto herself, “Alack, whata fool twas TI! For men want not that woman which NEEDETH them. but that one which seemeth to have everything she needeth; and pees mattereth it whether a man loveth thee for thine own sake or for the sake’ of thy dressmaker, s0 that he footeth the bills!” | Verily, verily, the burning question 1a not “How to Keep @ Huedand,* | tyit hay to CH Ra,pusdand, who, sil KUMP THRE, propery! .AeleAL ae \ ’ ¥ 4