The evening world. Newspaper, March 19, 1909, Page 16

Ate Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday, March 19, 1909. Published Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 83 to 63 Park Row, New York J. ANGUS SHAW, Pros, and Treas, JOSEPH PUIATZER, Juntor, Geo'y, 6 Park Row. ts) Park Row, is Entered at the Post-Office at New York as § uss Mall Matter, Bubscription Rates to The Evening | For Preis l « nent and World for the | States All Countries national and C One Year...+ One Month. VOLUME 49 ‘ CHAPERONS FOR CLERGYMEN, | O clergymen need cvhaperons ? At a Chicago rch conference the Rev. W. E,/ Burton told of the temptations to; which he had been subjected by wom- en and advised his fellow clergymen never to see & woman alone or to make parishional calls alone, He ad- vised that every minister should have a wife and take his wife along, with him every place that he went. | Bishop Fallows reinforced this ad- | $2.50 | 180 One Year One Month Cpe an E> Wines : vee oP vice. women are not angels, and no one but a minister knows what exigencies may e, I have known men to be placed in very embarrassing situations for the want of witnesses.” There may be something about ministers which subjects them more than other inen to temptation. The ordinary sinful man’s com- plaint would be not that there are too many temptations in this world but too few, | Of course when women have all the rights that men have in addi- tion to all the privileges that women have now it will be even more necessary for unprotected men to have chaperons than it is for un- protected girls to have chaperons now, | With the full advent of women’s rights, strong arm women, | women burglars and women pickpockets and confidence women may require the devising of special protection for unwary men. | It would be entertaining should these clergymen relate the ax-| periences on which they base their fear of women. How did the woman oegin her advances? Did she take the clergyman’s hand in s aud comment on its shapeliness? Did she praise the shade of his s and the wave of his hair? Or did she enthuse over his | and thus work him through his vanity, which is man’s weakest point? | He says: “Al! « Oh, Yes! He'll Quit! By Maurice Ketten. we CALIFORNIA There will be no general masculine indignation aroused by these | clerical warnings. However indignant women parishioners may be, | are many who would the recipe of how to make themselves 60 dan- gerously attrac- tive, Or perhaps it is only in Chicago where clergymen have such fascina- tion ond are sub- ject to such dan- gers. There has been no complaint in New York. It may be [> that the naturally wicked citizens of Chicago come to New York and | help make the Great White Way and the midnight lobster palaces there men | are Scunenrpeeeees re ree ty, you see,” safd Mi nd represents snobbery at high tide. him on the Continent?" | "Well, I don't care,” sald Mrs, Jarr, | what they are, while the naturally wicked citizens of this town either her husband, “you Mrs. Jarr wouldn't stand for eriticisma Wife be wlth you ff you) straightening up cH smiling, I in ; d with bis clothes and the King. to go on tha Continent?" | the King of E nd ig an old dear, and Yield to thety temptations here or g° to Europe and not to Chicago. lne'tt be s antorts You whould have more respect than asked Mrs, Jarr hotly. ‘Besides, f don’t. Jook waat beautiful poetry Tennyson Anyhow, why should the Chicago clergymen blame the woman? |them ¢ on purpose! + for King Edward,” sald Mrs. Jarr. | believe a word of those awful scandals, | wrote about his mother Even Adam’s conduct in the Eve and serpent episode is now consid- : Sper sea Sopa ine opr ee am = eee INT am ai vw n éred reprehensible, | Letters From the People | 2 $ For Unyaly Boys, Lat them alao he post-office station on a. jonery, and !n the course of time advice about ref become a custom for every one | tnruly boy. I've had an unruly boy. | to know the post-office stat 3 wel He {s now In a fair way to become alas the address of tle rece of a good man with an hono letter. A eystem like this will facilitate ake your boy who ts strong: and |ma!l and will do away with a» lot of hard to manage to church and pray for /etudy and errors of sending mail to a im. Go to church with him yourself | Wrong post-o! wil within time and give him a good religious training. apply to private matter as well, God wit then help you to gain an {n- 1. JONKLER fy over him that you can never| The "Danger Month " To the Edltor of The Evening World; ed & letter from a mother men therwis MOTHER, | fo the Editor of The Bven To Facilitate Matt, ‘ T 4 st of ing @ assorted t y 6 tle as printed enve with thet ame a address on. Why not haven this en- pretty faces be thus } mahone om weil ge (he name and addresg, a Poor Mrs. Jarr Gets an Acute Attack of Anglomania > 3 and Weeps Because Mr. Jarr Pretersan Ace toa Kin§. By Roy L. McCardell. Ie ‘sald Mr. Jarr severely. a any) ony you got for dinner?” was so gracious she could have dled) “ H™ iv ete ee new! “T didn’t have tima to go to the store,” tor him. He actually smiled and bowed ; a dee ee ee a cae gee [aid Mra, Jarr, “and go we have ® when the crowd cheered for htm.” | piled Mr. J 7 Pleked-up dinner,”' ; | "Too bad about him,” grumbled Mr. Mton't ae why you 2 4on't seo why you can't have some- | Jarr. "That's what he gets pald for want to buy high. ‘dre fit to eat for a man n he | The taxpayers suppo 1 and all his priced clothing for Comes home tired and hungry!" growled | family and the whole expensive fol de a boy to go to! Mf Jarr jFol, but the English are getting sense. school in, When, But Mrs. Jarr didn't feel tn @ oom-| 1 guess this !s the last fat old pop- was a doy al the Dative mood, and the Incident pi d) eyed king they il have clothes Thad fora Without further comment from her, Mrs, Jarr had stood for Mr. Jarr's ‘Mr. Jarr e subfect and, J eritictsms ot h ‘What | abroad last summer, whole vear didn't ow sha ran her house. more | Micking up the evening paper but his remarks on His Gractous May- ou! ne that the HSE Who was nothing whatever to| aid for that, lealth is worrying his ¢ | her, were more than sie could stand. | sult “Wo it be dreadful if he Was) or wan! to stop talking that “LT have to dress (0 die?” sald Mrs. Jarr. way about England's ruler," she sata the children ag “He's due, ao far as I care,” sald wary people were English, and I know | well as Iocan at. MY Jarr shortly, "He's had a good RTT HITWAR OR MIKE ETRE PEI i kraft for many years, and he sure has thrnitiethirice ed the ga tle +p 4 not 6ee otier 5 is a nielghborhood going aroun Women, save tn tha matter of dress. foots “Wh a gat ma & pair of ara extremely con Th 6 “Sie mas all right, pants «with # ers, Maw?" a all fore place in society for everybody sald Mr. Jarr. “but she's had to stand poy. ‘I'm too big to wear these and everybody in his place, What the a lot from Eddie He sure was always on walsts, and I want pants First Lady in the Land says or does rs. Guelph’s bad little hor. Look them, too." sto them, and the King of Eng- how he's acting row. Ts his wife with | (i am English should be pad the makes out and ear you, a ing that old “Stop! eald Mrs. Jarr, to respect the things I re H te nd I do a What has he e n England you wo to enter ts RS ke two big the morals of He doesn’t ome, ocean, quarre! about somebody we Watch Him Roll! He’s a Wonder! ANOTHER LOOIE (YusT- owler #\+ Looie, Eee. he B NOW YOUVE GOT VONW- “SHORTY S Gor (aes Pe | J 9 BROOK LY TEACH IT You, 9 RIDGE" | (Ler Look ( SHOW You. DIACRAI) SHOWING LOO/E'5 GREAT "BROOKLY// BRIDGE * ITS Yours’) 1 PAIO § nies, q he King ele By Ferd G. Long PARANA A nARA AN |9 | ‘If he does I'll whale the life out of “Mrs, Stryver saw him when she was |He !s the King of England and ts the “T want you pect, whether or o By Albert Payson Terhune NO, 12.-THE CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE, HE battle of Balaklava was raging. A force of English troops and thelr Turkish allles were pluckil defending the trenches and forts of the Ittle Crimean seaport against an overwhelming Rus alan army. This was on Oct. 25, 1 (Russla had invaded Turkish territory, France, England and Sardinta had taken up arms In behalf of Turkey and had landed an allied army on the shores of the Black Sea peninsula known as the Crimea, Russia was flercely contesting every step of ground and the Crimean War was at {ts helght,) On this morning of Oct. 25 the Russians had attacked Balaklava, stormed four of the batteries that were manned by Turks and had cape tured eleven great fleld guns. The British heavy cavalry had partly ree pulsed the Russian attack, but the valuable captured cannon remained unrecovered. Then {t was that one Capt. Nolan galloped up to Gen. Lord Tucan, wha waa !n command a British di lon, Nolan gave the latter aftere Ward declared) an omer purporting to come direct £ the Britd !sh Commander-in-Chief, This alleged order was sto mak@ Lucan 3 aghast at the messenger. For it commanded him to send the ‘light Cavalry Brigade’ into the ve t of thd Barrwnnnnnr bo might ussian army to rv eat en guns, A Suicidal » the Brigada (ed by of Car gad Command Lucan's brot law) nly 6? men. Te hurl this p force against ira Russian army ¢ » was no matranist of war could 5 fustlty auch amazing folly meant, In all probability. ughter of 607 brave man, Lucan, according to his own la tloned and arogs-questioned Nolan But the messenger was firm in deckiration that such had been Raglan'@ order. Then, fancying that Raglan had meant tq charge aomea asneciad outwork or detachment of attack?" g the whole Russian host with a wave of hls hand, replied enemy, Lord Lucan dared disobey, He transmitted nt Brigade prepared to charge. Undismay against the great army. Fora mia and a half? message to Cardigan, and the under mer 3 fire from a Russian batteries “Tt {9 magnificent,” muttered grim old Gen Bosquet, as ey set forth, “bud tt fe not war undeterred } gal op 5 ifast Into tha Jawa of death, Into the mouth of he voliey of Russian artillery and riffle fi itge of deat The aco e thatr dwt: y met the R Then {t was sword ord odds, the Light Brigade hewed ! ranks, took the great guns the: their own lines, They fought t grip, then across the artillery-swep Less than half of the men who immed safe, Cardigan, who @ thousand bi K; every man for himse way by main force tir ad bee Poway onan had 60 gallantly a led them and who rent fe few years Inter by a fall zed world went wild with enthus ed ft in a deathless poem. mained: It was a blund Whore was the blame for that blunder? There for half a century puzzled ail military dan said) that the Light Brigade was to charge the t wy It was later denied that had Rag Yet Nolan's reco did n male It Still less was it likely that wo great a g RNG RAR AAAAPAD, ¢ Whose Was order, or how waa ft distorted In trans } the Blunder? Nolan alone could have expla (Ata a could make expranat! de na Stray ssian t n Oa A dead, thus ailencing forever the 4 have fixed tha blame Whether the orda ar n In early editions of T ! at “Nolan had blundered. br a poet, for m to change the phrase to Who blundered? Raglan? Lucan? Nolan? ry were not able to answer the question, Minntng nambere of this series may be obtained by sending a ones cent stamp, for each number requtred, to Clreulution Department, Evening World. +o ay S ) ‘ ‘Sayings of Mrs. Solomon Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife. Translated ’ By Helen Rowland, EED my words. y Daughter, te woman isa H Ateroglyphic, whose meaning can only ha GUESSED at, but. aman isas a theatrical dilla board which distance. Lo, by the way he treateth thy PHOTOGRAPH shalt thou know whether thou standest FIRST, of only FORTY-FIRST, in Ais affections. For the face of a foolish damsel adorneth many dens, but a WISE maiden declineth to be used as a POSTERY even to cover @ worn spot upon the wall-paper. Then wax not too flattered when a man beggeth for thy picture, saying may be read at sight—even at longe ) | "Z yearn to have thy countenance where I may ALWAYS look upon tt,” fom | peradventure he seeketh tt merely as @ DECORATION Verily, verily, the days of a@ girl's photograph are numbered and its course ig a8 fired as a boarding-house menu. Yea, as turkey passeth unto | croquettes and croquettes unto stew, so tt passeth from the upper left vest pocket unto the dressing table, and from tha dressing table unto the torite ing desk, and thenve unto the mantelpiece—whence it casually falleth off ut last into the wastebasket. And when the housemaid fndeth {t, inquiring cunningly, “Sir, do you want to KEEP this thing?” he picketh it up marvelling and turneth it over to see WHOSE name ts inscribed upon the back. Then, if {t seemeth decs orative, he shall tack it on his wall between an actress in red tights and a | cigarette advertisement, dut {f not, he shall drop it back into the toastee | basket amongst the OTHER “cast-offs.” For, as time passeth, the firat shall always de last in a man's affections | but the last shall never be frst AGAIN? Belah! ———_+4-_. _The Day’s Good Stories __ First Ald, Cea Worth Paying For. | HE tance of a Loulsville gtrl has ‘i f HE calf which an ish farmer spending the winter In ' Ith hf had taken the summer resident rida fn connection with his A fathe dineknc Milarenla) inc that to seq wurveved his owner and tha ae nore fn MAL atranger w ry eye, “What breed sald the girl to a frtend ng ¢ the Walter has just sent] teom his mouth and ald mé@ the Jearest little alligator from ines (gored (a Junge Bone nocked a hoon r ii He. with af fad a islaam. “And how shall you! fence: and as for his mot & brass band out o’ town last ae | t quite certain,” was the re Year's day. If that ain't breed eno to pay 2% shillings for, you caw lea him de, I'm aot pressing bim dn pl ‘I've put him in Florida water ttll I con heap further from Waites" eer ST f