The evening world. Newspaper, March 18, 1909, Page 16

a e.. = The Evening World Daiiy magazine, *nursday, Park Row, New York. 4. ANGUS BHAW, Pres, & Treas, JOSEPH PULITZER, Junior, Seo'y, 3 Park’ Row. 63 Park Row, Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter, Bubscriptfion Rates te The Evening ; For Jand and the Continent and World for the United States All Countries in the International and Canada, Postal Union. $3.50 | One Year. + 99.73 One Vertis veseeers o One Month...+ «80 ' One Month. + 86 VOLUME 49. 40, 17,878, F the ten Con- gressmen elected from Greater New York as Democrats eight yoted with Speak- er Cannon and the Republican Co n- gressional ~=ma- chine. When the Republican major- ity in the House of Representatives was split, and the Democratic Co n- gressmen had the opportunity to join with the in- surgent Republi- cans and make up their own commit: tees, their own rules and their own tariff bill, this great opportunity was defeated by the votes of six men whom Mr, Murphy nominated and elected and two men whom Mr. McCarren nominated and elected. There is no mystery as to why and how this was done, As the Evening Post quotes in an illuminating interview, “And say, Tam- many is a corporation, ain’t it? So is McCarren, Why shouldn't corporations all stand together?” The corporations do stand together. One of the most important questions in revising the tariff is what shall be done with sugar and the Sugar Trust, Shall there be a tax on sugar? If sugar is to be taxed, shall the tax be levied and col- lected for the benefit of the United States Treasury or levied and collected by the Sugar Trust for its benefit ? That is a question which interests $0,000,000 people and which also interests the Sugar ‘l'rust, which has a refinery in Mr. McCarren’s district, and to whose interest Mr. McCarren is contantly faithful. On this issue McCarren and Murphy are one. Representatives Riordan, Goldfogle, Fornes, Harrison, Goulden and Conroy, of New York, and Fitzgerald and Lindsay, of Brooklyn, voted accordingly. This should presage harmony between McCarren and Murphy. The real fight between them was not on account of principle but finance. When Croker was boss he did business with the corporations |. @ direct. Now that Murphy is boss he naturally resents the prefer- ence of corporations to do busi-_ ness with McCarren and he ob- jects to the inferior position this places him in. The big trusts have their + principal offices in New York. When they lack enough Republi- can votes, what more natural than to turn to McCarren and Murphy for so-called Democratic votes. Why should the Republi- ean leaders have a monopoly of corporation contributions, stock tips and other favors? There were two Democratic Congressmen of Greater New York, Sulzer and Willett, who refused to vote with Speaker Cannon and against the mass of the Democratic party. To these two men all honor and praise a R. bie : its : ; a aM anal He saw 1 made a mit in the cars you will see women take Their act may result in their Cone,WILLIAM WILLETT dre Mania i a yy fhe tink Mrs, Jarr smiled pityingly at out a rouge stick and go over thetr litical decapitation by Murphy, but they at leas heir self | tached lady at all Have you just noticed that, tho lips.” F : - el: ? phy, but they at least e their self)", y to me that you and. lates!—t she said. “Don't you let me see you doing It,” respect left. M ttingly meet so often in the! "Vamp . Sarr, sald Mr. Jarre, “If you ever show up s for the other eight ld st. Wing thems a50ys a Tat aa pee t eT ET Pace As or the other eight, th Id stop calling th lves Demo- : erats. They should even abandon the term MeCarrenites or Mur-| $i ~~ phyites or Tammanyites. They are Sugarites. 2 iy _Letters From the People | will such hats tend to make wo their athletle bulld? Let expert this question, As to Patriotiom, ning World 8 about the ifference to the “Star | 7 the F have looked | 2 “patriots” band played that e remainder ¢ Hot Shot for Students, fof The Bye age audience's tn Spangled Bann very queer stand up anthem I audience felt t that in order tos country it Is nece alr about It. There for everything. LD thelr hearts on their sleeves. 1 WILLIAM J. R, | SU Fowales Answer to Parmer Problem perior edu and To the F " the good b 1 to In reply F f William | nave muc: of Proner as to wat t ecelved; them In t He for 15 anima.s ep) | afore-mentioned as eold for $0 rt each | received dene h ai lu horse, #0 for ¢ aw and $15 for each| cation. Let us hear sore trom others sheep, the number of sheep being twice upon this subject, HOH, oa a bia . . ie interest In Mrs, Kittingty, may [ ask @ March 18, 1909. 500 Buttons! By Maurice Ketten. en te reer, Tats 1s ae EST IN GOWNS 500 BuTTons To Fasten Hates. : Less Moonshine COLD blast str A us his latchke door, which op eter, A cle: Mr. Jarr Discovers the Grass Widow’s New Complexion; It’s the Vampire, and Mrs. Jarr Thinks It Something Awtul' By Roy L. McCardell, 21" 88! Mes. Sarr cotdly. "Oh, don’t! "Yes, It's all the rage with the Direc- she added when she) tolre styles and the long, old-fashloned flatter yo S6QUAY. Je that saw Mr Jarr about to protest. “I don't) earrings they are we Mrs. Kit- think even so addle-pated a blonde as, Mrs, Jarr. tingly sick?” Mrs. Kittingly wor asked = Mr. Jarr, wi brucqvely and said, help meeting her if I do meet her, can pire?” ly," because those hallway and didn't speak of it and you yipying's ‘Vampire’ poe are the only safe! found {t out afterward, I suppose you jarp "T think It's awf methods epeaking to Would think 1 was concealing @ Alrta- Lee jt, That's ho one’s wife of fn tion with her, wouldn't you?” 4 blond grass up their faces now,” Mrs, care for that sort of a woman’— re! AW aking suc! ted Mr, Jar. “You're talking th ‘But you were sa you are so greatl ng well You see, he didn't quite Bet away W sald Mrs. Jarr, and her “Why, er—er, I met her !n the hall she er—er looked ghastly phasis on the word lady was tense. rouge—that's the Vampire. ammered Jarr, "suppose, "Well, I told you that she looked — ‘yt's a good name, it makes them though, ¢ r thing Is Just worried Bhastly to mi ald Mr. Jarr. “But. jook batty,” sald Mr, Jerr. to death be dog has been ili." maybe she went out In such a hurry “1 don't know what Mr. Ja sarcasm on t that she forgot to put her war paint) coming to," said Mrs, AND THEN HE OREAHIEO- a8 a ‘Vampire’ I'll go out on another Kind of a bat." “L wish [ could bellave that my doing a thing like that would be the only thing in the world to make you go o on a bat’ aa you call it," sald Mra) {Welly Wow ied, For the bride. had ing now,” said, 1 bother her head “I noticed the long black Jet ear bobs you, but then, you never can tell.” she was wearing,” said Mr, Jarr, "but brusquely, He spoke, “Doggone it!’ said Mr. Jarr, “I can’t. why the Vampire? What iy the Vam- “Be good! Be good!’ sald Mr. Jarr. | “and, 1 will say, that while you have | your faults you are too sensible a} }woman to make your face up in that ghastly style, or any other. yy that Mrs, Kiting. 1? And if I did run into her in the, guess it's from that wonien are making Huh," said Mrs Jarr, “I'm sure that) spooked like being under a Cooper- “Never heard she If You are the kind of a man that would jrewitt light to me," sald Mr. nel Ae TT, but then the women are all craz e's change the subject” in| wthe eyes are made up terribly,” ex- plained Mrs, Jerr, “and the lips. They st put the red lip salve on thick. & that the lady Then they rub their face with a green- vested In 1s not. ish-white cream and just make up the lobes of the ears with a tiny bit of} the compliment,” sald Mrs, Jarr, “but I'd like make @ freak of myself and go around | beneath her to do it, And yet-— “IT guess it's that Salome hats and dresses won more unearthly.” “t's ridiculous,” sald Mrs, Jarr, “but I WOULD like to have a pair of tho old-fashioned long Jet earrings. Prudence told me she had some y old ones put away at home, and whe Philadelphia. s going to send them to me says they'll ma them want to | e me look just A Flight of Fancy «fe e —_By Ferd G. Long | | girl! And I respect and admire thee more than ever—yet I shall ktee thea jest me on! Yea, thou didst TEMPT me and THOU art to dlame, But, —- DOO00000000000C : More Matrimony By Nixola dir th ® 5 Dood er slim white throat eeley-Smi NO, 3. The Bride Calls at the Bride- groom's Office, she tirew her pride to the riled, “who was that ny tn your office that so when I asked for the bridegroom's Ips fatuous smile, Could cars? His) beautiful, ielent Little bride waa tiss Johnson, f red, ing womal the bride, — bitterly. s her 5 else they I wants NIXOLAGREBLEY— JONTIT IE. she dressed up. 1 come to read the his return as a s skirt meant A simple eve rocks auead, s tive storm an steered ship of macy mig sibly weather, Sut the oride in full regalla was not rt of a declara- tion of war t he asked ine yards diy toward stinctively of rose-colored s replted, and y on the forehead. You won't have p take your things, “Poor slob! why should you le, her worry you?” you would take me out to lunch, But when I got there you were gone, and THAT WOMAN—asked me what s was. And 1 wouldn't tell nd T sald E would walt, And she glar and glared at me, She didn't ask me to take a chatr, but I saw your name on a door so I went In and sat at the desk, And she watched me \ swer, the door, with the r girl came In with @ | bag of pe 1 they sat out there and ate t and sandwiches, and oh, Jack, talked about you! They | \didn't think I heard them, but I did. | And the blonde one sald she thought un |you had such an Interesting face, And {les before the bride-/ the fat one named Maud sald ‘Yes, and such an intellectual walk,’ and, oh, I ide one desperate effort) couldn't hear any more! But they atmosphere, |made me miserable, and I wanted ta [tell them I was your wife. But, of | course, I knew I shouldn't notice them, | It was because I wanted to show them P’ anot! who I was that I kissed you when you came In, “Oh, Jack," concluded the bride, breathlessly, "of course everything they J | said is true, and I really can't blame | them for noticing {t, but do you think | that it is fair to me? “Falr to you for the firm to have a stenographer,” stammered the bride- groom, recovering from the embarrass [ment the repetition of so much praise |had induced. “Why, dear, I really |don’t see what I can do about it, The girl is a good stenographer and sup- ports her mother and little sister. I understand she's engaged to be ma» “He has such an Intellectual walk.” |ried. What you heard was just ailly chatt “Well, how did you Mke my office | s5, it wasn't,” Interrupted the “ride, Jet was all true~particularly about the that day pald her first visit to the/ o> tlt 8) Tay i ld of work, had visited the bride- | room's office, sat at his desk and decided that even In his rumpled office | oat he was a thing of Power and) Wonder, But—— No going to speak to him about It. It was Noe “Really,” said the bridegroom, "I had, hoped my Intellect wasn’t In my heels,” ‘Then he looked at the glowering, stare ved bride and had an inspiration— | “Poor slob!’ he murmured, commige eee ever leratingly. ‘Way should you let her worry YOU?" “It is a very nice office,” she conde-| The bride's vanity responded to the “It has a perfectly dexterous touch. BroskisAne | Of course,’ she sald, “f wasn't in foom frote with the con-|th@ least jealous—not for her, persons sciousness of rectitude, For the first{ally, that 1s’- In his married life he took out| “What was she Jealous of” she asked br paper at the dinner table herself, Then she had a glorious \dea. arperenstanreat tt | “1 was only Jealous of your dignity,” “You're very rude!" sald the bride. | she conclud f ot ared |. “Of cours aequiesced the chastened He made no answer. The bride stared )yiidagroom, and then he added, mus t the back page of the paper |{nyly: “L wonder if my dignity, like my. tantly before his face, The Intellect, is in my feet!" miseral spread mil Sayings of Mrs. Solomon Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife. Translated By Helen Rowland, COROHAEOQDOOLOUIOGISGDIDOGODOGDIDDDOOHHSHHOG Boe my Beloved, by these signs shall ye know a GENTLEMAN, tehich ts the PRINOB of MEN and the FAIRY prince of LOVERS! Lo! before a gentleman kisseth thee he saith, “I love thee!” Yea, he LIETH BEAUTIFULLY and per jureth himself nobly. And his kiss ts NOT as worm wood and gall, hut as a graceful compliment, And AFTER he kisseth thee he murmureth: “Nay, b6 not sorry; neither regret what thou hast done; for it was ALL MY fault, Yea, I know thou doest not this thing with others, for thou art NOT ‘that kind’ of @ MANY TIMES again!” Buta CAD saith: “Why didst thou LET me kiss thee? Lo! thow lead since thou regrettest it, 1 shall NOT kiss thee again!” For he hath GOT the kiss. And when he departeth he muttereth unto himself; "Go to! Thée tg a HABIT with her and I am but one of many—yet she i @ GOOD ACTRESS.” Verily, verily, better a seat in the first balcony beside a mam who com verseth with thee between the acts than orchestra stalls beside one that climbeth out for a drink when the curtain falleth; yea, better a dinner with red ink opposite a man that keepeth his eyes admiringly upon thee than champagne and French dishes opposite one that casteth covert glances at every OTHER pretty woman in the room; better a ride in a “payas-you: ' enter car” with a man tho playeth the DEVOTED than a whirl in a tawicad with one who yawneth behind his sleeve. For an Ascot te and a broad “A” and a alk Rat cannot disguise @ @AD! Go to! Nine tailors may make a MAN, but they cannot make @ GENTLEMAN! Belahl ‘ am i,