The evening world. Newspaper, March 17, 1909, Page 15

‘ “The Bachelor’ May Become the Typewriter’s s Delight. BY CHARLES | MDARNTON. ON'T cry, Jennie! In spite of its masculine author and title, “The D Bachelor’ hasn't robbed the beautiful Maxine Hltiott ‘Theatre of its es sentially feminine che bee the olives and c! acter, No, Jennie, If you don't believe it, go and e¢ Ws and the ehintz room and things. With ail due respect. to ‘ Cherry capital Actor, it is impossible for My, Charles to strike a masculine pte that could by ance frighten the gentle women ushers out of thelr well-meant.Intentio help shy, shrink: Ing men on with their coats at the end of the pl oe is ir coats a end of the play. Mr. Clyde Fit has made Vim a candied © verry i Ly “The Bachelor’ would t " 1s on his very best belay hope 1 ats Tr comfortably > means unlikely may become the ugh Mr, tter fate, husba elor ght, t tainly a Cherry of one good situa ng his pros Woas a joke. okers and in Wall Street brokers, and n Easiest Way.’ George Goodale Is named tn honor of the u; right dramatts orltle the Detroit F anit hould make So here we @ gentleman. still no takes his type- nd 'Proctor’s, ar used by her st The Evening World Daily Magazine, | The Million I Dollar Kid — Wednesday, Maroh 17, 1909. by RW, Taylor | SCEPC DOC Or eed} A AH, A Poet! I WILL Buy His Poem !/ [Saeco meen NOW REAUTIFUL 1S [1 AuwaYs HELP POOR SPRING! AH ,MeE, TP \ SPRING Poets! I'LL ETc | © @ lave You $1,000 AN) For Your Poem! mon jut It she would just stand him in the By Helen Rowland. ner,” continued the widow, ‘and bs OW what on earth have I dono! bite her tongue and clinch her teeth to you?" demanded tha Bach- | and make him fire the first gun and the or, as he turned and caught | first remark, and then let him do all up with the Widow, | the talking, he'd find himself getting who had just! madder and madder and winding him- passed him with a| self up in his own argument-—and in vague smile and aj half an hour, he'd be only too glad alight movement/ to crawl out and to come over and of her chin, sit down at her feet and say his Httle ‘The Widow lifted | ‘Now - I-lay - me-down-for-you-to-walk« her eyebrows with | over-me.’ It isn't what you say but falnt disdain, what you don't say that fally on a man's "It fsn't what) consclence with a dull sickening ‘thud, you have done to It’s shutting him out in the cold that me, Mr, ‘I makes him want to come inside and she began / Warm his fingers at a casual smile or Yo," chimed tn | kind word from you." the Bachelor, bit-| "But just think of the shock,” pleaded | terly, ‘It's what} the Bachelor pathetically, are doing to me, You're standing | 1 the corner!"* | "What? Dh, puntshing me for helng naugh- explained the Bachelor with a| jshrug. "Belng very sweet and polite, | | you know, and not at home when T call, {and giving me nothing but extra dances, jAnd casual glances, and a chance word jin tho conversation, and a nod of the when you meet me, and a sweet sous answer when I try to quarrel | 1» you." $ | “It's the only way, | cing down thoughtfully at the toe of her gray suede boot, | Soy AWAY WITH You! Your GOLD CANNOT BUY MY GENIUS YoU MUST COME HOME WITH ME To DINNER! DOTE ON PoETRY! —J BiG EATS! Tis weve! WH! FIRST TIME J EVER WAS STUNG BY A CHAP WITH PATCHES ON HIS TROUSERS ! 4 y-YOU HAVE INSULTED Him ) slzhed the Widow, a Clarence Cullen | “The only way to what?" tnquired | the Bachelor fronteally, “To put a man | Meditations of a 2 Married Mai wt “When a man fights for a rope.’’ An 1 | through the third degree, or to make the girl VEN {f a man! woman walktr mauve socks that have been bought for) Blin hate Ife — ? vant | The—what?" Nice chaps, these brokers! There's E keeps up | on a raw day, a wi of his wife when, on an evening 01 lim by his wife. leer AED wn tt) Ae see Vidaiw {a he shock to a man,"" explained the n on't do ft. pretty fa.tr fling mutt on a leash, do yi has had a bit more than her sha Time teas when wonen considered | iis ba Haan te rate Bachelor. “The cold shivers it gives him ' ve're te nellave average of conduct ‘enzle rT Oo throw e a Vaid in Ls! eres no Use gulng When a woma Bude Stops argy {f we'r ye Ney ch wp a ie ie ; a frenzied | BY t ! the champag ita stinging insult to be called “ca: | man HOPTWTABRIIRR LITT TIA RoRTaReT ae 1 bee A ee sae AD eed aahanedce TAWGman A tcoman doesn't consider that she | ypicious." But now, perhaps viewing | piaiuing to. him, nor coaxing — him flying plate or @ whtaaing rewiari-add Charles Cherry as Goodale Famitiar Quotation: “Do you ea. Has had a bit of enjoyment out of 98 it as a tridute to their vivacity, they ay aly makes Haha wed the | UBUS Hothing THERE! It's eerle,” and 7 3 ey When ry . rou Thee val worth of taricab riding unless ut her Uk Ang Suppose, rejoined he | he shuddered In spite of the Spring sun- ttl Te that his time CLARENCE LCULLEN pect me to go through another sum Manat Me TeORT hen GNT OTT nT eee like it er Rachelor, “if you treat him ike the | iene y ab Mr, great belle mer toith nothing to wear ercept a s w 0, nviow JMEN| 1¢ women could! only discover BME | paper on the wall or an extra chair! nycg w mursiedithanviduwivanalttean inane \ Aah CONRAD CA ETP HALT LE TE friends (walking) have secn her in. way of weeping (for a purpose) with: | iround the house, it mak m humble Na sappointing to hia WaRIGE tou dteaneae. PrReeen ARSC AD the machine ei Ge noses red, there'd be) ang wormlike and perfectly devoted | tiat sve in not curlousl enolight tovask ho re i The sweetest rose that blows Is the What some Women like so much | and question. dd care enoug While the poker or bridce ga iF i " ns and doesn’t care enough to ‘o tell t » KNOW that the Hite eT Guest atlauee wok ! nequeminot now for a dotiar | {t8 house parties and things, Is that IN| you don't, he'll treat you that way. | for rope t hing t 1 1 h that that will vet) greedy glare In the eyes of the woma iuemin a dollar) tiem a. wite is required to meet her | i ; T rope the only thing to do is to give @ full-s NW order her to go forth-| who {s always averring that she Which d you from sending them | husband so seldom. dust look at the married women who thin co mu ype that he'll get all tan. t iy one: fist BRE Rin to her unless y are to have her pri-| Familiar Quotation (awhile button. |are stood In the corner so much of the | sed up in it and come around pleading : or ar un sort of Fstop to think of what a hideous | Yately consider you “cheap.” ing hor dress up the back): “If you'd | {ine (At ae fait ay Lat nel ve for you to cut the knots and put him on romant likes tt when he fir wife ts np I YOU hed to wash What Every Woman Ought to Know: jonly take that horrid cigar out of ! ja four-foot leash?” this sort j ePUTIO) RAILS SEG raves That (t isn't nece rettrity Is that why you didn’t answer my Machines befor Mr. Cherry fuch a sensible chap prised to sea him posal by a silly be ned dy th {s a ver i, play typewriter beauti¢ comedy key laugli—at machine, “Mills once a perous Ca has bee for a lon cliffe, wh though Ike the San tells you that it w him to adoptrthe gir er mother when t red fiat on "sou ul to every one coy pa M tfal, at, co! as y nearly sy ex Brecher, ad says, In other re- Judge, behaves very with a strong destre to b What becumes of ' , she comes 4 and the now happy r typewrit tells her th yas his wife. So don't cry, the Maxine Elliott your month the smoke wouldn't get) into your eves and you wouldn't say) such dreadful things.” | manded the Bache 6 muo as discovered in th en you see a nimself but the plain fear « under prompts a man to refi il he salmon pink, > or which to wear the magnolla tle mouse that nay !magine that b jlhes, reckless. prc of a few A min a pretty siuylene kitchen granite. {Wine inqulred the We a questioning smil 1 why you were utively when I “the Bachelor bitterly. "Waa 1?" The Widow's vo of polite regret, { “And why you danced fo succession with Bobby Port | note?" low, drinks Vo nine times called?" pursued e was full by each Casey | os In last night, Aga: nice, en \| eRe can nd why you—oh, well! ever mind! L [ CHiLe Stop Ger Rone \ cae, Hon’ seney AbBoR RD What ARE you trying to say?” broke D come AIL) eg, ‘in the Widow impatiently Sire renee “Now I-lay-me-down-for-you-to-walk- “You're standing me in a corner,” {over-me!" quoted the Bachelor, looking at the Widow with humble penitence pardon for living— | ‘There, there!” returned the Widow, who bluster, |patting his coat sleeve with a gentle r get what they | smile, You can come out of your corner {were begging your and look at the womi lke Mareh, and ney want and weep Ike April and never |now if you'll be a VERY good boy.” get What they ery for, Instead of hanks,’ said the Bachelor, with a smiling like—like May"'— sigh of rellef; “it's nice to be back again,” "And continuing to be villains!” [Men ona ge | broke In the Bachelor, “On my leash,” explained the Bache | "Ewactly," agreed the Widow en- jelor, with an enigmatic grin, | thusiastically, “Haven't you ever -_—_—— notice 1 that {t's the parson who says | 4) {the least in this world who accom- plishes the most and the person who says the least In a quarrel who does as he pleases afterward? Argument | j{s a Uttle trick invented by His Maj- 2 The Bridge Wrinkle. HE bridge wrinkle, it Is sald, I ds the latest facial acquire- ment, and {t ig not at all “Wows YOU may \ | Tren THis (Bun m 33¢0) NS FUR pur jesty, Satan, for putting the right) }llked by those upon whom it has Nem negeD / [person in the wrong. The only thing | Sbeen thrust. The “frowner’ {s in great demand in consequence, and some women are giving up bridge just because ft makes any woman who plays constantly look old and vrinkled before her time, enn a man is thinking of wile a woman Is having her sey, 1s how he Is going to Jet out and have his way.” | “And of what a good excuse her |harangue ts giving him for doing it,’ rejoined the Bachelor dryly OF ay saa) Cs RD, cae | May Manton’s Daily Fashions. vy, Neen” & we OOOO! The Man From rae By Booth Tarkington and H. Leon Wilson. 1900, by American Press Ass'n.) | PRECEDING a sh "asked PI Lot that great himself to fone th ot Its be your gear box!" you go a sow (Copyright. BYNOPSIS “OF HAVTERS. | wid Kokomo Almerte ff Haweastle nes ri for neady wei T Ethel's paid HE blouse that qt ts a little more dressy than the regulation shirt waist, yet which closes at the front, Is one that is in growing demand, Tals model can be CHOQIOD he looked th 1 M t him undery hauffeur have been ¢ made either In that 1 over the Mee ) t e carabiniere ask t style with the new face looked in eard Marlar ¢ t e would have 3 but Inquire how long one-piece sleeves looked at t r situation € own to his employ | in tucks at the ce that ee "do you realize How g! Why, hé was raised on rists or with erl wore pur’ > prote a crimin ) father's f regue “Est ce que vous et ; began Mariano Nked. n col o Immediate 1 Whe. was your chy { course it's so. Tell ‘em ation A conversation In Ita i p the rist, D. Ht the wa made In 8: to F ) t t t French crepe, but It cn c < uy is adapted to all ‘ ) Pile ' 1 t American? erations to descer he sald The « at Gelade? nt made anythi eR G coming bach e3- neve ea Answered Daniel, a all y returned he said pect ‘ Sorrento hotel, _incog refugee cilmbed own ay r to jrollerhager Y Herr von Grollerbaxen a s mded wown ar e to Von ¢ hage ; Al and Ethel become s Vil have to get a new promise « marcia, al Dor ' t i 4 Better } hotel keeper « 0 gi one Ww . ask if he is g then in Wcutnalal where ieenarel initia game The Ue e of pene fix, Voe,”” sald Pike with a chuckle and | { t equired CHAPTER XL ent over th while Von | : € : e 1 the anoke 1 F 3 (Continued.) Pike obwed vat } i . : A Clash of Wills, ' ' of s vk it fay, I ) “ es O, Herr." replied the servant, “1! where he saw that ri : Matis t n “K] lock some one out, ‘That ban- | Save " x i ' D i erized th Pattern Vo, ¢ dit who have not beon eap-! * » ft ' ' sured. The carabinieri warn all to lock % 1 An dee gates for an hi von they ur ri y ut aut yne t \ e 1 capture shat wicked one. Mosicu, tl ¢ tit was a thousand t if t \ \ sha Blouse or Shirt Waist—-Pattern No. 6273 capvict fi a Russi Wey 8 ee) f0 | a)! ona : R AAR ND With a keen glance, Von Groflerhag 6 t w i 1” re dthe 1 e 2?” How Callat THE EVENING LD MAY MANTON FASHION waved the man asi¢ Dantel simtied got H t } i } BURBAU, No. 132 East Twenty-third street, or send by mall “They've got two companies of the | make more'n one bid ¢, 1 fte Ml right ‘ nis fain» sult t ) 5 } to No. 132 West Twenty-seventh street Send 10 cents In cotns a soldiers. Out my way the town # mon ass ! f ra e \ ‘ Odi r stamps for each p rn ordered. sould have had wim yesteniay.”” | then lookel up qu tor ‘ : waVine ‘ ‘ Weete IMPORTANT—Writo your address y and always} "My friend, you are teaching me to|leavee on the pargola were rustling in| le ' specify size wanted, Add two cents for letter postage if In 4 qeepect your country, Not by what you @ way that no wind aioulu lave! sing: "No, es ‘i s t ried iitation urry, Bre, but by what zou do" _ ehuaed, of colonels trying to arre With the cara and turned back. (To Be Continued.) (nee wenn & a high- / é- '