The evening world. Newspaper, March 16, 1909, Page 16

ning Wo rid Daily Magazine, Tuesday, March 16, 1909. Uncle Joe. we nan ie Published Dally Dxoept Bunday by the Press Publishing Company, b $ D f sat ae By Maurice Ketten. —--'} More Matrimon unior, wets, Rn q % ANOUS SHAW, Pres, & Trea. || JOSEPH P wa ~ ~ g je oa at L VY ip Entered at the Post-Ofice at New York as Second-Ciass Mall Matter, 3 - nr 3 ‘iptl i Thi { For England and the Continent and : rs ce a na ( : 0 Lr. yieia tor the United States “Au Gounteien in the I ternational. ® By NIXO | a Q reete@ye Omi t h 3 and Canada. Postal Union. : \ . ous eee oes : | NO, I ys vt let me have that nice Mttte NO. 17, 874. ae Be S net to duneh with me, Yew - , night “ou woulda’t let ma have stuffed Treated Like a Child. ' eppers for my dinner, You sal@ | i: RIGINALLY the Mata and the i when you'ra out w ( See Interpolated the marked the bildegroo CEE t 4 Camorra, though secret aud law- t has that got te | ganizations, had a THE rraineenne? dow Ia to make less organizations, had patriotic ee t ; pay bride | . NSURCFENTS er atone ¢ purposes gomewhat like the Nihi- 4 Sannts ‘ mT ata levancess i = i . , You wouldn't tate lists in Russia and the original Ku y i" a 1 t iterary i weeks was Klux Klan when it first’ organ- ized in the Souil during the re- construction days following the civil war, e now you attacle enutttal erothes, Te Around In @ a? f Wh Yy Me's eloquence, while f rye the bridegroom. very Se taly attained inde- Northern Ze < wxeneeeeeue. vo much for her, At the z= i s costume ehe@ pendence and sel! government ehiiyre, latd hee wardrobe, She ¢ long before Southern Italy and Yj, Sicily became free from foreign control, A branch of the French Bourbons ruled Sicily for many years, French soldiers were quar- tered there for a great part of the last century. To free Sicily secret societies were organized. ‘The} began with # and began to \ = S 7 eye SS lemplationof tteport | bridegroom sat dy th fice set In a wtert “L patd $43 for this ‘bride coldly and as tlea everything hat "E don’t care If vou pald $4.00 for I" nnsuccessful insurrections. When these were put down with blocd a replied the bridegroom. "It's too cons aplcuous. It attracts too much policy of assassination developed. tlon, Why, men even. Through the centuries in which the courts of Sicily were subject Ing, It made vvie T ‘ ‘ het} | could ecarcely eat my din Y to favor or bribes, personal revenge grew up as a substitute for mhelbrideu smiled iauisaivaliva ats ner defective justice. Public opinion sanctioned this course during the Freach contro]. An Italian would protect another Italian against the mirrored reflection | nen stared at IT, mused, Itallctzing the } French troops and the French rulers, course It was t \ deen the hat. Men are #0 . With all of Italy and Sicily becoming part of a unified kingdom, ested In HATS) A with its own rulers and its own parliament, the patriotic excuse for: may all have been © the Camorra and the Mafia vanished. The better class of Ltalians We ment stores studying the siyles Now, the bridegroom, considered sarcasm a dist “V'll Throw the Old Hat Out of the Window.” ceased to be active members. The business community aud professional men with a few exceptions sought to have these old organizations | disband. ‘You treat tne like a ohild,” she mane artienlate, “I'm not @ child. ty-four years old, Nobody evee ling weapon. He loved the when the coo! tone of frony curla her clear out lips than {a any THe HOUSE WILLNOW COME To ORDER aca dared say what I should do or what & UNDER THE RULES “If you mean to tmply that men stared in’t do before!” at you," he sncered, “I don’t seo how why I'm) good for! you,” reel they could help tt No ons could the dritegroom with an ats! j pate us thi ning without ng his ¢ OR Men cma) j ant tlokled or his eye poked by one of ride (eophed oni Hers tears) those plumes, Of course, If you detl aa ino LOr Oe groom A ery) MU ety erately get yourself up to be stared at” (OUsN he wanted to sneer at them. Dei ne paused, fact, he made a feeble effort in that de rection } “And you want to vote!’ he res; { marked, his eyes resting In a very poop | of amusement on the figure ide sobbed, her grie@4 y too deep to take any notice tem | 4) ¢ bridegroom surrendered. He iked over to the stormy brie an@ ked her up In his arme “Don't—piease don’t,” ne pleaded The bride nestied clore to him, but.6¢’ c ie the of sympathy made her sob harder than ever, You can wear any old hat you want?! ‘went on the repentent Dridegroom. “Yow | can de Just ae grown-up as you want te) de, you dear, sweet, little baby! Appare did not notice the, Incons\st bridegroom's captte + he stoppal crying. 4) <7 ‘ Hite.) 1 Mrs. Jarr’s Mother and Aunt Prue Escape a Fiery End, {| Which Causes Mr. Jarr to Explain All Brooklyn Fires n wy “Wish You Wouldn't That Hat!" Wear The disorderly element which flocks to every lawless organization, as it did to the Ku Kinx Klan in the South and as it now does to the Meantime hot Nata sey * rirrection surged tn}! ; ‘ hight riders in Kentucky aud ‘Tennessee, continied the Camorra and) oO VG eRe ‘i rr ng bride's heart, She hed no taste for) RY ine ele het” ou ot toe 1 i} " i vn pu ’ 4 ‘ 1 ‘3 ‘ word for either of them, and you know; est idea what did happen, and I will “Mamma said, over the telephone, (h@t.| sy inptuary law in the wousenold, Every! ¥ she declared he Mafia for their own purposes, Where at the beginning funds had By Roy L. McCardell. it put that's because you know they jalao add that you are not enlightening aside from @ sore throat from screaming | yay ghe sald to herself the bridegroo No, you won't, y been collected for insurrection, the purpose was changed to collecting | 4“ H, did you are dear to me, and anything or any-| me in the least.” In her e: nent, and for which the | encroached more and more on her gitl-| YOu Want to,” answered her husband money for private enin levvinmablackmealliet a , 1 O hear the body that {s dear to me {s only a subject, “Didn't the New York evening papers Intended to send a bill to the fre In- | e treedom, Every day a new blue) Peace relgned. The bride sat on the joney private gain evying blackmail that the criminal | news?" for mockery for you!’ Here Mra, Jarr|print {t?"’ asked Mre. Jarr. “Brooklyn ) surance company, she wasn't hurt, bUt| as enacted for tle gover ves knee and with slim hand ; leaders might live prosperously without work. | sald Mes, Jarr, ex- stopped for two purposes. One to get ts a part of the Greater New York isn't | Aunt Prudence thinks she's insiceal ln hup manners and attire. She tad ted his hair until the tes vestige TH ri Peay : “Vy wipe away the | it?” ternally, as ahe can't see any outside) | it this inst outrageous ate of careful side part disappeared 4 lik > south ni States. where p 1 leaders citedly. breath and the other to , y ra ¥ a , Unlike the thorn United States, where the original leaders of “What's the mate tear of self-pty and indignation that| “re thinks it fs, and as a matter of | burne bruises, But you can't tell] oo oo tne woman's stronghold—the s very happy. Also very trie the Ku Klux Klan were the first to suppress it when it was turned to ter, now? Ts stood in her eye |map making {t may be," replied Mr. | how the fire happaned; {t's the strangest | oy post raag of fashion, before which nt and inclined to be very gree rit. : } y " cal (tA 2 WwW is tt” A Mr. “Otherwise, It Well, what | thing.” Ht mankind should quail and be sile Cl nd magi ous towards the j private vengeanee and only lawles ORS, 5 . your new cabriolet, "What !s it? What is itt" ashe ‘arr. | ada Fi all m : " ngeance and only lawless purposas, the better element in hat golng to be Jerr. ‘Tell mo what's the calamity | aia happen?” | "You mean why It happened.” #812) rangformed her auatonty nto a por n Sicily and Southern Italy were terrified into acquiescence. Business trimmed with one /and then vituperate me afterwards.” | wstother's house was afire, and Aunt) Mt. Jarr st) a eae sonal Werty league of one. She walked But suddenty a little ray of commom, Aas ‘ “Yor ve ” It occurred in Brooklyn, didn’ to the tridegroom and seated her-| sense, vrous and fllusive as the fire®: men W f the ian police ’ okmail were atuffed horse or) “You must have seen it in the papers, uudence, from Philadelphia, grew so z Deter, (OP ante un f ' ne rho sought the aid of the Lialian police to prevent blackmail were two?’ asked Mr. said Mre Jarr. “Mother telephoned me | ercited that she kept the watchman's) Mrs. Jarr nodded tn the Se rae ee self In front of him. “sbatt of dawn, clatt the complacenay of / { assassinated or their houses destroyed. Politicians found that the-« Jart that the Brooklyn newspapers were full! pattie, the one she brought from Phil "Phe cat was chasing A marist ls ine OT will wear whatever hats T chome, | her cae i Goa . 7 . ! ve it 7 1 Jo here a cas jet was dimly DUM | Vy steven clothes I choose,” she said. Put, Jack," she murmured, “If 4 5 7 8 wore Now, | want of It, One paper gave tt four or five! aeinhia with her to scare burglars, ellar W ‘ _ | whatever cl you } acre ay ead a L you to stop talk lined, and even mentioned her name, | ing for fo long that after the fire was {ing near the furnace,” continued Mr) saan giowly gpoken w red flag of| really treated me as if T were grown up 4 political power. ng to met ay” anid Mrs dar. only by some mistake It got printed! gi} out the police had to come in and |dJarr. “He puraued the mouse through | reveiution. ‘You have ght to criti-| you wouldn't give in to me just becausg 4 ee chan but nobody else Among the death notices and scared her! taye tt away with them to make her | the box of croquet pals, mallets and | aise my clothes at all. Yesterday you I cried!” \ So bad had conditions become § You think {t's funny, but nobody else | nds dreadfully," ED |svickets lying by the furnace and the | oo EE Ses, hi } f Italy kk does, What with your so-called jokes ! i | atop. | se ran up into the baby carriage, that the rest of Italy took measures gg and your amart sayings, the children “You haven't told me what It ts yet.) «Nobody hurt?” asked Mr. Jarr, per. | POUte Se Td By (ib Go | eee i Sicili 3 : at even| but I'm glad to hear your mother's Aly jstanding nearby aa 1 to punish the Sicilian assassins. are getting so impudent that even| but I'm 6 functorily rales e anh N N : ny P 7 + |strangers notice it. They thintc name was printed In the obituary de-| “No, and it's @ blessing there wasn't [At this point the an ae eh Ole dal tte os ob atu re 0 t es 4 The Camorra and the Mafia never lamart, tie I don’t, and Willie thinks) partment of a Brooklyn paper, but I/ nut suppose it had occurred in the mid. from the oy SometentaMinntnaneall s q | ' | gh : i ! upsettin, bt flaws extended far north in Italy. The he's a regular comedian |giean from your remark about her tele-| gle of the night and mother had been Ine taniwnocked the ironing b d ra . : “The news can't be #0 very ser‘ous,’| phoning that the nons !s too good to be! suffocated or fallen off a ladder and ney gar jet—and there you are!” | HE editor of the Portchester Item joins the editor of the Greenwhs® Italian from the Piedmont abhors said Mr, Jarry, with a grin, “since you | true |broke her leg. Anyway, as Mammatoia| dow did you know?" aekcd Yrs. || News tn being low-apirited becauss tie Tris, the Beautiful and the Yea, it {g too good to be true, thank Jarre, Good (R. Jay, Percy and Jim) were awatted at our town election, ang np theipectiall ob Le and. c88); at's how all fires start In Brook- me, the fire broke out next door, assassination as strongly as does Joan pause Re ols 1 | gato the family sense of humor.’ | good sald Mrs, Jarr fervently, but | fortunately no lives were lost bec it} yao) sald Mr, Jar. anecrs at us honest farmers, Woe can stand anesra even from @ twee any Englishman or German or | qwell, [is serious, and very serious, | without thinking of what she wes say-| was put out before It did any damag Hut Mrs. Jarr firmly believes there | cent editor, so long as we have the votes. He says Kyo has bettes } American, J and it might have been fatal,” cried ing, “but just think of whet might have, “Too bad—!oo good, I mean,” stam: | ws a scare head Nest. page story apout | roads, no debt and no honest farmers to run {t. All thren of there are fs. tity Mrs. Jarr, t that yor would care | happened.” mered Mr. Jar "Are you sire your /{!h rome OFKNENGY Uti tied. terripie | OUF Foads are bad, mostly because people from Rye and elsewhere come over ang The sending of troops from what would happen to the both of them, ‘I'm thinking of said Mr Jarr, mother wasn't hurt, nor dear old Aunt | 7x htement ermerhorn atreet. for | Wear them out with their automobiles and never pay anything for It. : ‘d have ght- Prudence?” ours and The opposite village of Oyster Bay !s work!ng Itself up Into a state In onier ter Northern Italy to Sicily and transplanting of pwr a i| } the effect of driving many of the worst Italian criminals to the United | kind | “for just at present I haven't the re and jud because youn tt ao bid its citizen, Theodore the First, farewell when he departs for Africa next weelg eo pero reny in order to keep himself from running the U.S. which {s now another maa id ieSaaees ae fairs 4 Ww Africa will k t when he gets there, Th ry : g f ‘ pean ‘ i A business. We guess Africa will know it when he gets ther ere are quite @: States. That accounts for the outburst of Black Hand outrages here. | § By F. G. Long number of Atricarie in Oyster Bay, who live in the foothills, made largely of emp] —— — { ave OU (4 4 wt 23} | connecticut soil, on the road to Jericho, and to ono of these Theodore confided! Se g | the other day that he might come back to do {t again, We remember once Whe lS eetaaaeen Rn at aie Bea ee areas Taha ing about a king of Africa named Theodore who held forth In a place 7 y | Abyssina, and owned a lot of Hons which he would pat on the beck of their ni Letters F rom t he P eo p le } PLAYIN’ P00L2) | GOIN’ 70,) Teo BAD, SONNY, DID oo} { SHUT_UP, You when he felt pleasant, Perhaps our Theodore will bring some back to Oyster a ———"_ tenure? | BREAK 00'S s— BIG STUFF: | ana pat then there | WINKS FOR A WAGON? DON'T You SEE | In addition to green grass, &c., and other seasonable eigns, many of our Can't Keep a Joh. Why Not? | to John 12 eggs to make beth baskets OF POROUS FL | - Im SINGIN A | nens are beginning to take thelr spring bitters, which Is profitable to Toby, To the Editor of The g World equal Joe must have 4 mmoretthan | SONG! | keeps the nearest thing to a drug store, and good for their health. Different f T read of the fellow who always loses! John, and if John should give Joe 12 | | prevail as to when the tonic period should begin. Some say not unt) Margh his position seemingly without reason. | eggs Joe ve 48 eges more, or | | and others way as soon as it gets damp. We think It best to have a bottle He has exactly expressed my own opin-| twice John's ver, so John has 48 | all the time. fon, There ts no inn T\ and Joe has 24 eggs more, or 72 eggs. | 'The soft clam {3 one of our most Interesting denizens, though not #o pt am perfectly sober and honest i MORRIS HATO or valuable as the oyeier. Like the latter, he lives in a shell, but hides ta have always been out of wor sand, not lying around loose on the bottom, the way the bivalve does. He je i for a few months here and there very good at hiding, because he has to keep a small hole In the beach to weys expect to be look | through, but otherwise he is shy and modest. His intertor department consist» \ naturally growing accusto ce en | fa small plece that Is very good to eat and a long one called an integument ‘ though #0 anxious to plea | | hard to chew. position, The possible i ‘ W d l | Our literary neighbor, Irving Bacheller, has gone to Mexico for a brief case 8 that I happen to be CE rier aes Mexico Is a country some distance away from Riverside, where he ordinarily erelziaix featitires Inches ¢ . re | eldes, and {# said to be an Interesting place to look at. With Bacheller, Ca ainoee educat ave b Kom « i and Thompson Seton away,and T. R, going, !t leaves only ‘us and Bert orld and x ee st Dro 5 identity, Ail thie “A A 5 {SHOE COME | No- = ( AHA! so (OHO-No! NoT YET keep up the tone of the neighborhood. feel less educated, and thus mate t f (UAT Eo! — WE) | DEARE T) You'Re EATIN = “> BUT | $———————- dislike me f . fm z ayer? 2 Ij4 dust ( cS MAYBE! \¢ j Maed Tred pallens fer th ay "| | x The Day’s Good Stories # | arth ers BO : SPIES st ircee| | To th Fs | ' “Hehe didn't eross your { Te th ance fi | The New Way. lee He stepped through the Té a0, What fi The beautiful girl tiptoed into the) on the roof. You sea he came ia The Ogee Problem \orary, where her father was reading | airship ' To the | (The five . lthe sporting page and nursing a gouty Perennial nF this y ine toot i) FORGES Cll, €a ‘ of [oenyte-he lias come, father,” she fal- By Degrees. ‘ BER. John says tod In | tered OLLEGE men are y nie “Who has come?’ Hed the olf bt & dozen of yours we will havi vies Bes Cone basta) i ( They seem to take their number.’ But Joe doesn't. J baby nhe ” For even when they graduate, '. Why, George. John: “If you give mea di att Y a aevee io They do tt by degrees, I will have twice as many as What! Didn't he prom! neve To givel | rose my usesheld againg” SA ae Hering pp: “INN '