The evening world. Newspaper, March 13, 1909, Page 8

The Evening World Daily Published ‘Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 83 to 68 Park Row, New York. JOSEPH PULITZER, Pres, 68 Prik Row, J. ANGUS SHAW, See.-Trets Entered at the ‘Post: Office at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter, Subseription Rates to The Evening ) For England and the Continent and World for the United 8 All Countries !) the International and Postal Union. 83 Park Row, One Year. 0 ' One Month, One Year. One Month, BILL has been introduced in the State Senate to provide for old age pensions by savings banks, 11 is proposed to allow savings banks to create an additional department} of their business and sell annuity] policies, An annuity policy is the oppo-| site to a life insurance policy. The| sooner a man dies the more money he receives in life ins in proportion to what he has paid The longer he lives the more money he receives on an annuity policy in proportion to its cost. Senator Mead’s proposal is that savings banks shall be allowed to credit deposits to an annuity account and then pay out their value in an annuity after the age of sixty-five. by this credit the depositor’s money, instead of remaining at 4] per cent. interest and the principal going to his heirs, would be con- verted into an annuity on which he might receive the equivalent 10 per cent. a year, but with nothing left over for his heirs. At the age of sixty-five a man’s expectation of life is eleven years| more. Of the men who are alive at the age of sixty-five the average time of death will be at the age of seventy-six. This enables an an- nuity policy to pay more than 10 per cent., while a savings account pays 4 per cent. The difference is that on the 4 per cent. payments the principal would remain intact, while on annuity payments the principal is gradually paid also. nce If an annuitant lived to be eighty or eighty-five years old he] would receive more money than the principal and interest his savings bank account would amount to, If he died before the age of seventy- six he would receive less, The excess payments of the men over seventy-six would balance the under payments of the men who died before they were seventy-six. Some life insurance companies sell annuity policies now, but not By Magazine, Maurice Ketten. ” By Roy L. McCardell. Are Fit to Wear. hold on to my hat, , All I do ts to get before the wind and! Becaure if you was ry and the wind blows aturday, Mar ” 'The Chorus Girl Has Acquired All the Clothes That Also a Galaxy of Hard-Luck Stories sion you had your ow: 9 wung her for his 4 up to mililons nnn Re es) | Hats Grow, Gowns Diminish. HE WEE Sailanartans Get Too Gay on Thelr Birthday, WAS reading,” sald the laundry man, “an interview with Prof. Starr, of Chicago University, in which that erudite and fanciful sels tist asserts that Mr. Roosevelt will bring on fevers luring his African trip because of his y to control his anger.” tT career, adays unless he has some purposo to serve, “In ot his violent temper as a means to land er words, Mr. Roosevelt uses some end he has In view. I am in- formed by men who have observed him in, Washington that he has become quite an actor. He holds his mad In| until he can explode {t to some effect You may safely gamble that {f Mr. Roosevelt finds It hurts his health to get angry in Africa he will not get angry. No man on earth is more care- ful of his physical wellbeing. And he as the Roosevelt luck. If we are alive in the fail of 1919 we will learn that Mr. Roosevelt has gone through his African hunting campaign tn good shape and has met up with beasts and birds that Prof. Starr and his fellows never heard about." Oe } Hitting Up the “100th.” } ry @ “Speaking of good health,” remarked |the laundry man, ‘reminds me that the papers frequently speak of ladies taking lBersrroeit rides on thelr hundredth |dirthday in these times “LT have noticed those accounts,” re- plied the man who was getting his |package. “In fact, I have kept cases on many of these aged ladies and men |who celebrate their completion of a century on earth by violent and un 2 usual stunts designed to exhibit their bodily and mental vigor. You will no- Mr, Roosevelt's S Violent Temper \s Trained. but he never lets go of {t now- 1909. KS WASH ia, MARTIN GREEN 200,000 Men Out of Work— But No Pugilists. Coney Island and shot the chutes on her hundredth birthday, If [ live to reach the hundredth mark you will filnd me celebrating that birthday In the hay and starting my second cen- tury with a good snooze, $a j What's the Morag H i of big thin re- man, “Look at red for a fight be- nis jg a tine marked the laund the $90,000 purse orf “Well,” said the |tween Johnson and Jeffries man who was get-| “In the same paper where the pecans ting his package, [of that offer of a purse appeared,” s “that might have {the man who was getting his package, 4 200,00 men out applied some ten| ‘I read that there are mere os nee ago when [of Work in Now York State. Here we s oporti ta or e. A pros Mr. Roosevelt allowed his temper to get [have an oportinity to moralige, Bile away with him on frequent occasions, | moter 8 ee ferry ‘a couplo but since he went to live in the White ahs artare knowing full well that House he has trained his anger. It ts etait will certainly pay twice that all there, Just the same as It was when : tle sum or more to see the batt he was first starting on his public of “An ordin nite Is assur Indust | work for them t | seem ites strong man ought t prize ring rather than att nianual labor, At t men out of work and brok money for the purpose of tleket to a prize fight.” } Inauguration Day. } “Judging from the tate: they ought to set along to the end of Ap: laundry man. “Why?! asked the man w ting his package, “Just to make for money-making purpo per thing to do le dent who fs elected in Nove following Jan. 1, and let bit “Under prevailing cond! tlonal election puts the « bum, and then we get fou stagnation because the men |trot our destinies are afraid to do anys thing until the actual change dents is made, Jan 1 ts pleasant, crisp day in the lat (Washington, and tt ts far en from the fire Tuesday & Monday in November to xi Ina i ft moun ) President a chance top s rorable fig 7 malig IPE my new me gayly to Daly's that of seven servant oiheal/and eet ready to move on as favorable figures as they can theoretically be issued because of 6“ Gace: imeandi dan tivo brow dt don't ide co lvante id aattine 90) lpr FW clothes an the necessarily larger ratio of expense of a life insurance company let hat!" be too opulent when you're rehearsing that they are y there he was with @ spark on Semen yeaa pay over a savings bank u sald the Chorus, I remember when Marie Montresser ments if the mistress the shirt that would make you erream { None of ‘Em In Jail. § Bs + Girl. "I'm think- was rehearsing for ‘The Girl from the doesn’t do the work t t them \ y sleep. A nice, big white . Massachusetts has passed a bill something like this alloy ing of fitting {t up Owl Lunch Wagon,’ that keen musical) “well, as I was telling you, I rn nel of carats, The P g 4th Ay i ti Anth x tock, ah: 1 k. 1 codteatinlntioths x vith a gas bag and satire on Anthony Comstock, ahe com-! coming to rehearsal C ‘Oh, it looks so vulgar faving yanks to issue both annuity ‘a motor, and enter-| mitted an awful fox pas by her insolent | jranscombe, when we rut that big! Give It a and small life insurance policies ing them in the| Prosperity hea with a tset Ina ring!" See ee eee eee eee tute altel mde thee co England and Germany have old Hudson Festival's. “When the stage manager nst her and Manima De I | OF Mamma De Bran. /Articles about these aprightly a ee aieat OF thél6 : e airship flights to why she was late again she sald, ‘Dear shriek and totteret tl t e'd follow him and ;narians again, Feerin| eae ea a age pension systems where a great Albany me, it was too alippery to take it was a departmert t it, then, she remem-| “But, If you watch the papers closely See kid) 4 : | i " ne “l j allt ; t afford no notoriety, (You Will find a small item stacked getting his pack 4 part of the cost is contributed ly horses!’ And the stage manage might have ha with i novnotorlety, ‘ he Inside pa ondemning the : Which makes It slippery enoug) when she was accused of itting a s she sald, Ntto was ‘Live @¥ar somewhere on an Inside page condemni the public treasury and not by th. eats (he Seat tio dl Rehr Ava rane ; thinie ke hand te and she'd walt for a bet. #tating that Mra, So-and-So 1s dead and) Hut 1 look in pensioner. j ething Hke a fruit bas- poor girl was drilled out to the siag Why, ft was Hf Blackwell, | t rt er hm, and ait /Mer funeral will be to-morrow, Then ans’ cena ket, only nit is outed And entrance and given the gate, su jary TSG ade Hee ihe ae emorles of how |¥OU Temember that she was the lady tenced to Jatt By many men old age is more unt [ the tuberose in this directoire you, she was the sole support of a) husband iba sorted her after she |Who & Week or so before, went toitwo or three LH eS “dreaded than death. An infirm skirt? No, it ain't a dinner di ! wed m } “He didn't recognivs t took all his money threw him out | = : ras a ae 4 can't sit t. and that’s @ fact Dopey Meknigh! rrart}eause for the new f ‘ E | pee th poverty stricken old age is more Say, it's getting #0, what with the shat he seen her etar warey (mK puffs as big as Parker House ro! Amy, Ma was at that time | Y “ Cc YC L E O FE R EA D l NG. ” 5 to be feared than death, because men hang to straps in ie Sub- gale on Union 8 and cle 1 c brat our, too young a M Hy Way and the street and FO changed her cc i f even If sve fad , @eath puts an end to all worldly S Women wearing these tube costum WORK OF A OL ner of living heen toll, and, Mamma De Branacombe By Count Tolstoy. ; troubles, whether about money, health or ARIE else, aie ae I palit Gus TRIBUT He took It on Hie Tun ashen Je Wise sale 1 Atty Eps it fa to Translated by Herman Bernstein : Peer tas TARITS t who she was, and {th a babe tna great city : piilpemanl Setuste Therefore it is well to consider plans for insurance against old aye Baie go: | Mamma De Branscombe had He bec Hla millanievald nr rallow isan (Copyrighted by Herman Bciuatein,) > — s panes J then the: the hands of that fier to Keon a n thelr thats Vik zi k is; but gee, 1's great to be eal the primrose path! came back to her Ina t! Tota idea. When our sow W m ”“e¢{T@@6<€“éeerwrRnm aaaareEeEeGQO0QVQVQ3—”—————_eeee t Pp jer ‘Mamma De Branscombe was going “That was the mar y 1# ve should have @ ‘Mamma De isdo 0 ters From he Peo le i And these ( ats 1s great tol rehearsal with me yesterday at made over lls wire tepping Theehaarent ds Butine MB aoldilontrolitademenretmorntenerty tle eas - to re! time, even just a telling me that, after al t his next wife's name . ou, s | ; | consequence ig the spiritual world. | j 3 nu haven't the price of a taxicab, housekeeping was a life of independence Jersey City operating a band be ' rF 3 [housek ind | <-— The Draught Menace. [8nd two lovely children In the ceme- | OOD people care more about their duties than 13 | Fo the Editor of The Evening World tery, She has her money. But no one! 4, 6 ( cont bh j Many persons long before they are| but herself to care for. And when she is > } : fully recovered from {ilness have to re-| Must leave {t others will live at ease Panhandle et By G eorge McManus HE man who makes it his rule to do what he turn to business. The car doors, both) 9M What she denied her loved ones to ’ (ah front and back, being continually openea Save. 1 have kept house thir — 19 | ] pleases will not want to do very long that which he is doing. cause a draught. Is not thie tnviting/ 4nd I have found best domestl: | (Sa } disease to step In? Long before warm economy is to give a man pr HEN we feel weakest physically we may be the strongest spiritually.— weather (and in this vartable climate) Then he will not need W Lucy Malory. the open cars are often operated. The Saloon and free lunch \F OS WIN | errr yesult Is often a good step toward the meals. It’s the cheapest HELP | yuSt Ger | HE very best evidence of wisdom is contained in constant good disposition.— White plague. There is no animal that 15 TIRE Montaigne. stays willingly in draught. Why must A Greater Problem, HELP | y OFF! vaneciritaal STeRar@nIch human bein Draughts and fresh air To the Bt , Evening Wor U O THAT which uplifts you spiritually and which is at the same time useful are two very different things A man bought twenty t > D to soclety.—Henderson. MIss J. W wheat and fifteen bushels of corn f aa_—s=_eaese6WhvVWne3w0V©erV°rerrreess>>- What Aeclationahipt $36. and fiftes shels of wheat and HEN something torments you and you are grieved, consider (1) how Yo the E The Evening World twenty-five bushels of c for much more disagreeable your position might have been and how Here is a puzzle for my fellow readers | Readers what did he pay per t ae ; | much more miséry other people are suffering; (2) remember how Wnt ae ashi Tene arrested fOr Gas Hilts. | you weré grieved in the past and how you suffered from events and circum. Ws RESTS enters ‘ é ‘ stances which you now recall calmly and indifferently, and (8) above all, e soner. The man replie: Ne: Ak) i £ Ea eoe think that the things which ver you and cause you suffering are merely the thers and sisters I have none, tT er pases : tesla in which you can show your spiritual power and strengthen it, w : for the same we Wee ig neither grumbling nor stern; it 4s good-natured and t Was lie to the prisoner? ; —o PRANK J. CONNELLY, ranebat yale KETCH DIS, Youve SAVED MY sociable, NOU ARerneh cesar yes Bele, LIFE | COME TO Wisdom i8 always with the humble. Wisdom without kindness Yes on Sandaya, 8 the proverblal eds iy MISTER ! ! Reha aedltoe of ee * tore lari eH, MY OFFICE, is cunning and treachery. the Metropolitan Museum of art Be as wise as serpents and aos pure as doves. That which purifies tho ope Sunday afternoons? And what ‘h¢ quick emedy s heart at the same time also strengthens it. entrance fee ts charged? A. H Vere _ Will the sont Learn to be alone, Living on 86 a Week, be slong as charged ton NEW Yor To the 1 of The Evening World Rekerl uaalelmieeeaene ERY rich {s he who has nothing to lose.~Chinese Proverb T would lke to say, in answer to a tothe Ra zat Correspondent, that T think It te quite Kindly inf ISDOM is ‘aftnite—the more we advance toward it the more essential \ Per week. I would advise housewives wae born and « ~ to us. Man can always improve. to feed their families on say $10 per ‘i hie ey teas a a week. ‘Then they Will enjoy health unl Robert | How Coins Wear Out. i strength and be better able to work. I born at Fil 8 \ 2. bs f know @ woman that fed her family on 189) He di % CULD coin passer from one hand to another 2,009,060,000 times before the cap food and now she has a husbaad 4 1994 alamip ov inpert#lon upon it becomes obilterated by friction, while a silver