The evening world. Newspaper, March 11, 1909, Page 18

The Eve March 11, 1909. ning World Daily Magazine, Thursday, Che Published Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Comp Park Row, New York. JOSWPH PULITZER, Pres, 63 Park Row, J. ANQUS SHAW, Beo.-Treas, 63 Park Row, Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mai) Matter, Bubscrintion Rates to The Evening ) For England and the Continent and : World for the United States All Countries fn the Jvternetional — | and Canada. Postal Unt see ¥ 17,369, A Transportation Dream By Maurice Ketten. » Nos, 88 to 68 vee $3.50 vee 80 One Year... One Year... One Month One Month VOLUME 49........5. tenes Reta a rNIO + NO HOW TO KEEP A HUSBAN OW to Keep a Hus- i is the sub- ject of a lecture which Mime. Hat- ton is delivering | in large cities| é it is most needed. The ture should be popular. Tt should pay. From a busi- ness point of view anything which affects a large por- tion of the com- munity is of profit- able interest. To teach the art SKYLINE L leo- RSET | ee : AES SSSS 000 fe ‘anannnnfe Ananaan® Anaaa ranean | . TAR nnonn ApaAny ANON NAAN Naan Arann FyQann Aaqeanana nannn onawan naan Deo adANo HANA Aaqnnaaqng FAAAAAHAANAD MCN AAA AANA AANAN SSeS a annana pf anaank annan annan re) ANAMAAAN Yananana lananana ARAA nana aAAAANN manqpaanaano vey itet naan NM terns Ann IMaesepe 7 peal Anna 1d!) Mveoe Ananaaanan PAN anaes NAAAT A Frei cere yytiene QANAAAe SIO AAN HIND DADAM pee tens nnaaane annage anoan Manna nanan Anan anana ANNAN tie WM ANAAf teres AAN ANTE YANN ee qannan tonnes naan B nanan fl Inaane & Anon annan | nanh 77, [eeateat Anan / mm) rian HE ; navinan fgzn ann fl iy, ann Uh, Ory Lu aka Da) Meiaannan Py hi ane ean nan {sé vies annnoh anna anaqnn fanaa anaant yaaa an an Anannany Few women try to keep their husbands and few men try to keep! i their wives. The mutual effort to please which is so manifest before matrimony is seldom continued afterward. At a gathering of married men and married women respective j busbands and wives can be picked out by the slight attention and “the little courtesy they pay each other. ‘The man at whose approach "the woman’s face brightens up least is her husband, and the woman tc whom the man’s manner is most perfunctory is his wife That is one reason why there are so many divorces, so much legalized polygamy, so many swape of husbands and wives. Many a woman takes another man for her husband when the man ehe divorces would be more attractive and interesting if she only lors new, moagane miagan noe ATO) ANIAAVAN WMA AA ne Vn ines | poore i Davee thee Net NN POLELKAV®| ne ny fOQNAAAlZaC Joecna th [Emo TO aan LIOR wands yan 300 TA 190 ay (ines fm " Mood |aoou000 | developed that side of him the way some other woman ¢ man leaves his wife for the society of some woman less beautiful, intelligent and less faithful than his wife, who would have repaid him many times more for the same amount of attention, thou loverlike gifts. The practical advice contained in Mine. Hatton’s lecture is good he says that idle women eat too much and “become overloaded with | fat.” It is not us easy for a man to 7 GT y 7 ? g Cit O VOLE PAI Aa ae (aIsTSIaTaTSYsToyaysy sy) 0.0 EAE ee TY OF=10 Of OO) Z RPRRaaeboe. make love to a fat woman as lo a slender, woman, Neither is graceful o | Mrs. JarrandMrs. Rangle Take Their Husbands’ Cash | and Give Them a Night Out That Is Anything but Gay. a woman who, as Mrs. Hatton says, her covers with cold eream as 2a ~ kissable By Royale McGardelliaigrce sarees ana nenabitenenicare face we If a going to practice all the toilet arts she should keep “H VE go ree dollars and a 1 Mrs. Jarr.| or yiied Mr, Jarr, And Ap res ispered Rangle them as inuch as A Mr, Jarr. Indiffer and not give her You, of course sald ed the fact he was husband daily ex SET TOMHAVENAROTINK OMBAla TE AUK H t you} to get hi j disconaale e »/take me to 5 : as you surely | scanty repast Ubitions of toiler | wife wa wed me that Id Mr. dare wandered processes, As for wife ye ame ght me as much aS @ around town, went to a five-cent mov- i Renarnine eHenucKe aren {fe sald Mr. Rangle, {ng-picture show that reeked of stale to- That. the best tol money to pay them.” unless you eX- bacco smoke and crowded human and let arts are simple Same thing happened to me of wine for trom this to a bowling alley ; : , 2 their Cine CET they kne There was a tourna diet, fresh air, moderate exercise and the abundant internal and ex- rivation and careful ving UO Ok Doggone ternal use o nowyter, 1 I going to get t eve i and watched the ; oO) unl eb Cd ONT: ng your money on ri bowling of a di dufter pl sad- Few men paint, powder, eold paper theniselyes AS TRIT Ga cucban ibe Ocha realizing that they could have won Yot how many riddy cheeked, clear eyed, square show j vieted to starve on "Oh, come, Mr. Rans conte net Nesintaie s the » ther ttl eR \ and sit a snowstorm and "I have to blame ne one wien i mer ere are at the age of fifty and sixty than fine comp Can oan. wa dollar!” Tin ai Wy : clear eved and unwrinkled women of that age. It e's specialty wa ock In th Mr. are no a) were leading was fl Wen pant ; ; |_| burning © was a breaker, telep! m{you blame me we REL enehy en and women are different 4 marriage from what they oo, wa ed Mr. Jar she and Mrs. Ra This was true ant My, Jarr) ing were before, ‘They should recognize this and spend at! rot Is there a nf them that fsn't| were goin er to B ught a while, and then sald: "We at Ree cil hii aker Mrs. Jarre. “Every | tea w an we do?” , on \ two after they are married in becoming acquainted ‘ you have to |Jarr know a place I can sign a check to keep men from the gay PAN ONEIDA G 6 ROO RTO Satta neh ct aor te ate t) | Letters From the People Have You Met JOHNNY QUIZ? #& w By F. G. Long | eres Se EE ees cet} C} — wr of a candy store ou give 1 will > offer uch money as [ nts with y epted. Ente store the which was candy store he in th a Leap Yenr. World leap years? EC. Fashion Veraus Henlth, anal or af The Vert fre r complat at fashion de mands lowered rades. John Howard Payne, Ameriean, 5.6 fashion does a “we rena i aie ie Nd , Shades drawn to a ength aoe ~ What was his nationaiit Ppt senee ceouetees en ene ( JUusT Gon, ) | WELL eat OF GIVE You My Yes, | ones i it ( To WORK! / | WiLLIAM- RUN ROUND / Yat EN CEE lonelier can Re ee THE CORNER AN! FETCH WORD, Is a child born in Am @ rolled clear te - I SWE A LIVE een 5 nas t r utiful suns ey cu CUM lands an citizen? ace : SER! fa. W. G ° ver beaut! ‘ —— Defends College Boyan, ap your fingers A letter asserts tha e high sch world more and collexe tx an ungentieman i nds ly way ar always. Wor tall about entre Academy « t Point? AMBITIOUS ng them. In fe satement that many students wear X 190 [| Toanann te ltaadtidivanaatn TAA Ty yaar flue of keeping a hus- ANY Lammers fa an fae aa a HY ena WANANAA H DOUBLE] aun en = band is something AAP arenes hye t thyae fanaa iH Le jenn was - 1 c | Less Moonshine More Matrimony S JOO) By Nixola Greeley: OOO" mith exan to read the eventng ment r and she felt so very, vs = ing was the vu wit no that he ack He a at the ofe moon a 4 lee, aman had iin in the @ube . and sh ndt u had threatened remark to the vited to ight and had de- bridesmon with clined « ation for the bride, somethil Vik aland the consclousnoss of virtue made this: * to mc, a thoroughly phisticated wom: it which tlekled #room ar too dip- it had spent 80. awn and read the f an hour before the bride on reverything that, eens,” WIXSLA GREELEY— SOMITE. the br very much thous lomatic to let the bride Vor the twentieth tin the a pres ment ernoon rearranging the wedding | nts and tryi make the apart. look something jike the dream | home she had seen so many times be- | fore her marriage, But again the con- n Was forced upon her that one | as well expect to make all the givers dwell t without a quarrel ay to hope to har- Monize these gifts. So the sighed, } t glancing ts conve it told fifteen mi and tl utes away | “| Am One.” found ft v @ sat there, the iid ever have r of selfishness, ty was a hero de was a young ng at him as He had explained occasioned bs o get a drin n having eet keeping him hag herself, drawing the ad tea w said to natrLmonial paralle He almost bad humor, 2 bride him as highly 6 bride antage, ; out, busy noticing my & eyes and all i never bothered ng on inside my i I've promised vlarmad, was vastly a prize fight that walking n any le, who Ap ment entered with th It was a well-defined, caus kable g ach © grouch spoke tn ad been kissed the It had please at off?" he sald, wait u hand through is arm. “monster of selfishness, Ine * became a hero she asked he settled § Sayings of Mrs. Solomon Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife. Translated By Helen Rowland, y Y Daughter thow hast asked me what is the M eighth Wonder of the World. And I say unto thee, it is that mysterious thing tohich maketh a man desert a Venus de Milo for a red-headed damsel with @ turned-up nose and a figure like unto a barder's pole Thgn, what IS it that maketh a woman fascinating? For it is NOT beauty, neither is it brains; and no man knoweth why he loveth a particu- lar woman any more than he knoweth why he preferreth a particular brand and noarmchair under the ridey rimegebf In OO oF (@) 10} 10} (9) & of whiskey. Lo, feminine fasvination is a gift of Heaven, like unto curly hair and a dimpled chin, which cannot be eultivated. For the less a woman knoweth of letters the more she seemeth to xnow about men; the less she knoweth about the ‘ologies the more she knoweth about using her eyes; the less she hath of intelligence the more she hath of masculine devotion, Behold, a successful flirt like unto a successful cook, is one who te “BORN tith the KNACK!" She mizeth her attitude toward men, as the cook mixeth her batter cakes, by INSTINC and putteth in a little sugar and a little spice and a little pepper at JUST the right moment Verily, verily, there is no reliable recipe for managing a man, asd she that attempteth to work him according to a THEORY is as one that follow: eth a blind alley, She feedeth him on health foods when he yearneth for beefsteak pudding and singeth him an aria when he attempteth to take a nap, Yea, she is as one that dangleth a ratile before a crying bahy instead of removing the pin and cooeth unto him instead of giving him the bottle, But a wise virgin accepteth every man “AS IS” and taketh hts moods ag cepteth Christmas gifts or a they come even as she a raudeville programme, or the courses of a table d*hote dinner. and thou canst not judge what he shall be like to-morrow by what he ts like to-day. Selah! For a man is like unto the weather, -o4$e— 2 ” The Day’s Good Stories # | « ‘ e NR ee Oo ’ Not Now. | RS. CHUGWATER—Joshia, what Their Ins and Outs, is the “un-written law’? RS. PLUMPTON (with fashion M M paper Paul, this ts tndeed Mr. Chugwater—There Isn't any. good news! Thank, thank heaven, It's been written up in all the papers. | hips are coming in again I've told you that before. —Chicago Trib- ' Mr. Plumpton—In? You mean Susting out, don’t you?—Puck, UNO) gerrewerntgt nr wee rere g eer Ww