The evening world. Newspaper, February 18, 1909, Page 6

THE EVENING WORLD, TEUBEDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 1909, l\JORE A MINU EY Bs ‘RT WHO WILL REFEREE, CONTEST worms, To ¥ ON THEATRE TRI —_—> TCHS HOWTO TELL ONE JOKE IN ONE MINUTE eens They Stop Off at Bay Shore L. 1, Blow Safe, Wreek Sta- tion, Then Go Their Way, Grenville Kleiser Busy Prepar- ing for Public ¢ Club Ordeal, suppose my old asked Mr, “TRY OUT” ON FRIDAY, Big Show Will Be Held at the Hotel Astor on March 20 | With 20 Coniestants, dn) CELINE MANTA SE explosion was heard by several \ Pe sin the vil Hie but no one took | enough Interest to investigate the mat- 1," ried Mr, Klelser, the [ter and the robbery was not discovered the one-minute Joke, On the unt Depot Master Drake arrived at the wall of Mr. K oftice hang® 4 | station thts morning. It is supposed that the crooks came period sign—one of those Ebert Huv- | etd ekniceseneck 2) |{non the theatre traln, which arrives | ¢—_— 49 | here shortly before 2A. M., and that | A * |the erlme was committed shortly after | wat that hour, | ‘Alm high, and believe yourself] /that Nov". yeen obtained that Is | Getting down to !t, wa needn't de capable of better things.” Ja melystonleaditor ths eruencscrkene 0s handing out all the Jaurel wreaths and o¢ ! , y o——_—— | oo such like tot e OHIO FARMER AERONAUT | All Amerfean hur A, ta-ra, ta-ra, ta-r sits orlgin CQRENW/ZZE old jokes, | ALZZSZ2 ructor of the | - | DUTCH POET HERE TO | ABOLISH HUMAN ILLS. | Dr. Van Eeden Hopes to Form ay Establish Com- Colonies. tee jeden, of Holland,’ cl and sociologist, FLIES IN AEROPLANE. | W. H. Martin, of Canton, Uses a Horse in Starting His Ascent— Covered 250 Feet. O., Fé, 18.—W, H. Martin, er and farmer made a filght et in his in twenty-one lo gays Grenville Public Speakers’ Clu ' s to hold a | rehearsal of f ‘ | on Friday ni of the West he rehears Applause by the Quartet Dr. "Ha-hat Ho-ho-ho!" from the row | pout to. n conimunism attracted power Was March when he furnished by a horse attached to rope * atter-di y Xe , and | and ulleyah Other pists will be made. take the co! elimination trials on Friday nex each member will be limited to o ute in telling his y will be refereed by Mr. the gong on any one observed clut the ropes, § To make things harder, Mr. Kleiser isn't going to allow one o t springing from the o! root to be sprung. esa of at una | Have Your Children’s Eyes | Examined cope will be Will be the 1 privile “Oh, you'd be surpr d young Mr, Kleiser, “if you heard the stupid old chestnuts my fr have tried to 2318.41. spring there are 4th Ave any numb for humor 2 Stores Only, ul SI, BAD in them, rE 4 1876, Near De Kalb Ave. The Chicken In the Road. instance, Mr, —, —well, on sec- ught I won't mention his name 5 @ great big insurance man in vn, Well, sir, he told the old it the chicken crossing the f you'll belleve me, he had that 1 crossing a meadow, by the point. You take me?” n Mr, Kleiser, who is probably st hair-brushed man in New York, leaned back and laughed, and Miss Johnson, the auburn-halred stenog- rapher—ah, Miss Johnso! e lau too, Here it may be fitting to say th Mr. y bas offices at No. 1259 Broad- | over a Turkish bath and next a blonde chiropodist. Of course, | ard that story?” asked Mr, Of course, I expected as much, You newspaper men hear everything, | Y how, the point is the chicken | the road to—oh, no matter, I =a hasing departmen 5 to make this We have blue pe our prices e the redu al to every arfare 10 sav n district. 2.10 times more th our 125 stores in the Metroy Seeded Raisins ; | A&P Table Syrup Trot cakes make It go. nesitate to call it The Quartet of Jokers, Milk : il | ne ARPT Teas and Coffees — 30 and 40 ed to be winners, Their consumption \ ig them now, e first oppor- y have a treat in store for you. and delicious 100 § vin 70c Tea | 40 S.& H. Stamps ft" 38c Coffee 4 : : ‘ 75 S.& H. Stamps yi" 60c Tea 35 H. 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