The evening world. Newspaper, February 9, 1909, Page 13

Bereta ner net a The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, February 9, 1909, | The owe Bull Pup w xe ww By H. Coultaus|'§ ‘Sayings of Mrs. Solomon Being the Confessions of the Seven “New Lady Bantock’ “STEALING SWELLED JOLLY ap S Hundredth Wife, ‘ h Jeu! Struggles Patiently HE'L CANDIN)) HAS NO. UPON THE EWE Translated ; THE POUND Ue Jay SLEEPING MAIDEN, THE By Helen Rowland, With Servant Problem. I / VILLA WITH HIS DAGGER aNOdaOECGRCLUSGRELCGETEDacaaeer ee i ) \ Ee; Sa Nae ie 2D SET TEETH EHOLD, my Daughter, there are many styles of } BY CHARLES DARNTON. Sy Those at y Ban- B husbands and they come {n assorted materials— even aa other household furnishings, Yea, there be wooden husbands and husbands of iron, brassy husbands and husbands of mush, putty husbands and many fancy combinations (n odd varieties, ' I charge thee, wed not a WOODEN man, for thou art like to find on to add to the joy of life, The New ERVANTS can never be depended Wallack’s ‘Theatre last night made a rather ¢ Jevome that miss Jerome K. S tock," a comedy by no @ farce. English servants. {t mus -some of our old- be granted, are not to be snitfed at st familles and newest apartment-houses have then—but when It comes to st | him HOLLOW inside. Verily, a wooden husband hath not a thought, nor Work they are not always the whole feather d by a long reach, In "The |an emotion, nor an inspiration, nor an original idea except it be concerning a Night of me years ago, they were treated as they deserved te b jsomething new to have for dinner, He talketh in “Unvms!" and carrieth My. Wheedon Grossmith, but in “The New Lady Bantock’ last might they were on @ conversation by grunts, He yawoneth vacantly at jokes and knoweth treated with too much consideration and too Hitle . Jerome They |poetry only by the way the lines are cut off at the end, and recognizeth a |“ploture"” merely by the fact that it hangeth in a frame,. He greeteth thy |passionate kisses with a pat upon the head and thy passionate tantrume and they keep * funny-bone Miss Fan na who dic rves instead of your B Was Lotter than the play, Ward, thro the ome, threw down love and le it up sitting down she waited for s to be turned up to show her her pinkness, The lining of her ched her complexion, and the to expectation, ‘Two looked like a sketch teum from the Ladies’ Home Journal, hadn't been able to make up their minds about the lichts, They had feared that sre ver hat gave the last touc; ot cture ros self as| bb armory th were ve din the work was done the dentist de- 1 native skill of a nouveau culture, 7 WONDER? to father, retired pork with a smile of pity, jas naught but a BACKGROUND, He looketh upon his wife as a concerning all things from the shape brand of the baby's milk, Yet, lo! amongst these, thou must s ++ elrcled around on Yea, he {s deadly! But an IRON husband is the bitterest fruit of the lemon tree; for he re. |gardeth home asa small Turkish Empire and himself as a Sultan by divine | jright, “possession” and dictateth unto her of her hats to her opinions and tha omehow make thy choice, my Daughe jter; for ALL men are MATBRIAL, but a HUSBAND is IMMATERIAL, \Selan! ——— Fanny m nt be guilty of “painting : fom ym =] __ Oh Father The Subway Bun if ligh w h all tt ep} JERGY: Niwa (rf 7 HY H ‘i 173 ATHER, aan poet not drop sie ieee aie aera Te An Blacksmith Deilist hee Seca ee He Buys an Apple at the Bridge ined (i) Cetin Gt, Ur f EN, BOOTH'S opers for ‘act recalls the wonde d S B ffi , B i. = would | iy Fant nie eae neath G blacksmith arc York, w e forty years ago successfully performed an tarts for afin s Aa. Fannfe Ward as Fanny. ber mit All went ttle music favor, insisted later on the dentist this delicate operatt n several of his fellow villagers, says the London But I haven't been droppin’ 'em."" A lid expect until Bennett cepting a volume of the reverend gentle. | Chronicle, The fact became known to a doctor in the nelghborhood, who so ad-| “There you go, Droppin’. And you Do Uuller a aliedr IMO tNes some Hocraraly Fanny couldn it aneale Uni] Bheswasl anne sro citings ar rtiwantaralenulaia | mired tholblackami/nialawlllitiat helnraydaditnotmenns (ari flatedtcattonvaslen||aavelcornlil i anditeclii|Mandisteatin'? 467 WISH." 8110 the Subway Bun to) soothing murmur Ike the snoring of ® lett alone with the butler, May we never see another plot served upon a tray if he 74N'8 mie a tae and on ie ctrl ocultst. To the blacksmith the removal of cataract was no more than a me-| Without any ‘g' sound at all, It's aw- “] the Conductor, “you'd tell me} giant child. It was all mighty comfort. Wasn't her uncle! rou ene eames nanropriatevauatas | chantcal feat, but when he became acquainted with the structure of the human eye | ful! how I got on the Brooklyn ele-| ing and beautiful and the more I cone Then Mr. Jerome trotted out other Bennetts—housekeeper, maids and ak pe | and Its amazing delicacy he was so overpowwered by the rashness of what he had nor ye vated —yesterday| template, the surer I am that I have men—all relatives r to her in thelr own opinions. Sterne ne done, orance that he lost his nerve, and with the fear of knowledge he In-| 12° F Ot, morning.” been run over by Chief Croker’s auto- They v situation.had amusing possibillties, but it scon| (Sidi eis 87 aed Oneute ine Ree ee FHS ree eeneel elaine? “[ know this|mobllo and have been translated to tho became ——_—___——— much," sald hils| souses’ heaven, ries Cartwright as though he were playing to an audi-| friend the Con-| “I shake hands with myself when I ence ir yan fnfernal bore who dreve your sense of humor, 4 we a ductor, “when I|think what my careless kindness to {nto your side-whiskered calamity had , ut you off at| those little boys down under the brid less to say, and were, there mo! lurable, Miss Te le did some Pan h andle Pete va 54 4 By George McManus Froustsentnt you] has brought me, Taken in the midst stynding arotind ae the hou rand Miss Marg and Miss _ my good deeds, And when I[ think of 5 19 nh maids go. the platform once or twice and then, some of the fool things I might have been doing when Croker hit me, the DOT | 5 lal to Ban’ 0615 TOO FRESH IF ANY ONE | Yet, a MUSHY husband shall torite thee much poetry, dut few checka, in spite of the deadly i q STOP 1 Eatcanteveni hatigntand (olditedy I TAKE HIM HOME TRIED TO ST |He shall give thee much gush, but little cash: many complimenta, but few i fan lie wallimanitenteantiians TO DER CHILDRENS PUGGIE, FROM HT Ua ois, with her lordly husband and the By DER CHAIN COMING HOME And a BRASSY husband is an abomination! For he spendeth hie daye T hope saute: ROU alles ogling OTHER women and taketh the centre of the stage at all thy dinner | fap a eer Arta eran id |parties, Ho rejoiceth in the sound of his own voice, and adorneth Mmaelf, | pT tr Ge HI |like a clothing advertisement, in fancy socks and thy stickpins that he may ing the challenge of that first speech, {dazzle strange damsels, And all the davs of thy life thou shalt be unto him It came to you on the bound. Miss ton and Miss re py Instead of going! t@ars rise to my eyes, And there ain't ; Malden aunts, as much as up to the street,| much of any time when that howling i two cups of tea, The “types” were good Ae ee WEL LEAVE you went up to|fed devil of Crokers wasn't Hkely to if you cared fort But the comedy oNke @ mixture of weak ‘ple. Mr. Jerom faraway. It wa back number of f was st Tt was ea and meat GET UP INE TREE AND SNOOZE OUR THINGS HERE, THERES the platform and made @ run across to a downtown train as though you'd forgotten an en- agement with a millionaire.” “That helps some,” sald the Subway LINDSAY DENT cord jand an absorbed or an absorbent citi- zen In Kingdom come, elther, It looks to me like the best plece of luck that ever happened has come to me at the very end of my earthly career, "I get to thinking about the boys and Moweyer, made the Bun. ‘Como to think of tt, I remember years Tabrantaaate oni vian if opportunities, and whi T bought a nice red apple from a euld get word down to them piers Karsh at tines, vo stand in City Hall Park when I got! where and give theme lltile steer on make ailo : Pie fe off at the bridge, and then T gtve tt tol now to Join me. Bor lovely and serene stranger to the teeth seemed for her words, with an Amer a style of beauty chang: Act when she wore type disposed to make room Invarta wh Her pert din the second ar a black silk a marine from the Navy-Yard 1 meet fn} Perry's drug store, and the other ma- ring that fs with him ts crying because he can't have an apple, too, and I go back to the frult stand to get another one for him, But when I get back to as {t all ds, It 1s undeniably lonely, And that glves me @ new thought. It can't be that I'm the only genulne imhabitant of tho Jag corner of the land of the saints, There must be some others around somewhere, Perry's tho marines are gone and I] “Just then I hear footsteps behind ge with an enormous b that had be- ; start over the bridge to the Navy-Yard/and turn and ace a smoked angel come longed to Old Lady ok. ei iva 4 to find ‘em, “his 18 about 1 o'clock.| ing up a long platform toward me, fife But old clothes do not ma es LY About half-past two I am rounding up| wouldn't pass Gutzon Borglum, or the . Plays. thing happened u UTTLE EARI sleeping newsboys under the Brooklyn) gt, John's Cathedral architects, elther, former stase companions came down to FOR, DINNER, end of the bridge, Did I go to the) on form; but I figure he has to be ex Bee her, and this scene, whica promised T CAN'T BE 100 Navy-Yard? Don't ask me, because T/ angel, What else could he be? He ham to be lively, fell as flat as the song Miss PARTICULAR t forget. But ft 1s half-past two o'clock|on a heavy Ichakl uniform and @ vise Ward tried to sing. One look at the girls was enough to cor Miss Ward was oh t Porsible beauty o at of any visit, of Charles Cartwright as Martin Bennett , UTTLE BUNDLES, yee and I have a drove of trained news boys, each with a silce of apple, re- hearsing them fn the grand old ‘Wizard, ored cap and he seems to be timid e@f [me to excess. I dope {t out that he taj some sort of a gulde they have sent to BE RIGHT of Oz’ chorus: | lead me to the heavenly ber, He steps. course, shocked the servants, and led Fanny to aseert her rights by giving them DOWN ! “Avast! Belay! just ont of my reach and saya One ED mpt to be pathetic about 1! was as ridiculous as the What, ho! for Bafin's Bay! ape tHeOL ARGney AbY, EDL PREE, : @ituation Itself, and her remark to t! cal manager, “My ec >, If you don't mind, George,” only re Mr, Robert MeW, nhy of “talking s! theatrical manager as thc he knew him, and Mr, John W. De ed very happy as the husband who urged Fanny to load of nowspapers comes over ¢the| was askin’ about, sah, less'n It @ ow take off her hat and last act, and then got her butler-uncle's “consent,” bridge and puts the company to the| de Long Island Railroad,’ / When you stop to consider that Mr. Jero four acts to lead up to this bad. T get mad and go across the pl “What station, Bbon Seraph Sime ] “dea,” you are obliged to admit that “The New Lady Bantock" struggles pattently cad. t i i i adinit tha e “a BANtO 4) en to tell a guy with a white ja swith the servant problem. et : | “De one what you was askin’ de-wat aa age DP DDPDOPPHDDSG 4 OORDD RG > 0990-900009-.00H00% Is so far up In the alr that I think I'm), 0 ohte Tay ed aero | | 4 if top of the Singer Building. There were ‘Mim, Bey Ham? " a i Love and Gold Huntin ra) yR (js X B e a ( h, ates Aen “and tien F-dle Gp & Bloke an | Ao WOOO ood PIORAIIS 2 The Barrier ¢ +d > ve ON 1599990040000 O40 In the Frozen Klondike H98LOSOHE OE LOE Author of' Ehe Spoilers.” 29009-04900 And he kissed her with an awful Fishng smack!" “They like ft. I like it. | But a wagon. | about It. “Next I'm leaning over a railing that down there on earth, millions and mi Some were w! a wero blue.) ping earth came a lions of them, some were yellow and sor d up from the A he says, doing footwork as though he was going to take ft on the run, ‘thea he doan know avhere dat station le 7, some de] it from the East New York to Fourteenth street and get ge the landlady ts starting the ff z breakfast,” paln at throat and breast, h inyto stop and pass a word with her, at} He shook his head in a slow, puzzled the kind to be satisfied, no ma where, “Like him!’ The girl trembled with| @ , A n q . time became so bitter that the same time showing her a queer | fashion. Tam or what I have. I never was that | emotion. ke him! = Why-—-why, 1} ———_—_—— M ‘ (e 1 f R d g Ladi) Cia PRECEDING SHATTERS were wrung from her dry e vurtesy and consideration quite f “You look just like a white I kind, so I just don't make the attempt." | would do anything to make him happy.” y yc e€ 0 eadin: Ss, etrontier’ GET ete nriaanvenelTins began to weep tn a pitiful elgn to his saturnine habits, She had!mean—I don't. know what I "He was talking to give her leeway,| ‘I guess I must be kind of dull,” Stark é By Count Tolstoy. utiful girl pases ax the daughter | fon, as If her heart would - »/never mentioned the fact to her father s time he roused himeelf fully and he h concocted a weak | sald, perplexedly. ) | fan aque Burrell and § first drops cleared a way for othcrs,|or the others, for she hil developed a) effort being more like a shudide toddy, insisted that she must drink it,| "Don't you see? T've got to give him —— Translated by Herman Bernstein, —— ' oun ana eee Tua }and goon she was sobbing freely, alone, #ort of sympathy for the man, and felt) so T have always thought," s! © did Istlessly, while he ram-|up—I'm a squaw." (Copyrigted by the Pron Publishing company, the New aliminer, discovers a rich got district ecia and without solace, lost in the night, [that she underswod him better thon) said, and her eyes fil waw? With those shoulders?” : REE nas NE reg Gih, “Gait. Paleon and. Lee Konto the dis | She had not succeeded in thoroughly | they dtd. | “Your skin is like milk be your nself, for he found (Copyrighted by ease rount Tolstoy's fet, accompanied: by two pr isolating herself, however, for a man} He led her inside his cabla and closed Lich a I don't mean ect s defeat, The italicized pate at Aaaiubject | fk wa aa hat rie i who steering his course by the|the door in the face of the night wind | but-—— Well, I'm j sed ing himself men wii i ecta, te warned Hepa this | fense of feel, and the wind's direction | before he struck a fight. over | nd sit de I r the] Garr Me he haroreed’ t 0 h int’s direction | ) er here and sit # fair her riers. ppt o. fe heard her and paused, His steps were} ““l can't stand to see you ery,” you something to put the heart teal that Vheir. marriage | wi in his} muffled in the goft » 80 that she|!epeated, as he susted fato you.” 5 terial evil caused by war, however enor @7 i peer Caled atin " P| had no warning of his presence until] “Now, as soon as’ He He shoved fo 1 t k aaa : ; th the evil t tong reer 4 tty i stonishment, for 1 1 tt ' prntes ‘ ous, is insignificant in comparison with the ; Fall a mysterious he was near cnough to distinguish her|o#tonishment, for flung over it, in mous, dimly wher leaned agains the log| Meld, Instead of the little teill a matic 4 1 of perverted perceptions concerning good and FY | . é ara is slender, sorrowful str Hae £ man who throve e king ‘ 7 id wall of a ha pleted cabin. girl, th helves beside the Yukon st ¢ r v RennHTOne mais of the simple working } CHAPTER XIII. Q eed Hale Won Gee TAITPATRENE pLelverecesiaaa omuiid Hate us so warped im gout f evil which it brings in rf | (Continued. To his, question, “What's the trouble] py He checked himself insonst: ee eae 1 ; ; offered him offense | people who think but little. { here?” she made no anewer, but moved|piy, and stood motionless fc ng She glanced about y nt : ————rr a pate Takes a Hand in the away, Whereupon he detained her ee Seis ay ee Ht aa : Hy but Interior ‘ ul anas jan} CHILD, meeting another child with a smile, ex. ! { n ) p she wi r eyes anc ‘ ‘aay: tr ty tette ; i Game. “There's something wrung. Who are|womanilke, straightened out her ni? nothing out of dinar His path Waa HESWH ISIN the border A presses a kind joy; even so it is with every unspoiled man, And yet ' ‘ye PECTA had no idea whithef she} You, anyhow?” and smoothed her hair with little laeaeratetie : aio ; % awls, a man belonging to one nation, without even seeing the man of the N went; only to flee from her kin,| “It's only Necla, Mr. Stark," said the| ‘nine touches staan yy a ; ; i mark of | piney nation, hates him and prepares and causes him sugering and death. who couldn't understand, to hide) sith wt which he advanced and took} «11 nope you'll excuse me for acting VERT ATO COOL ar pleasure in helping ; ‘in| wn vas tinals, therefore, are those who invite people to such feelings ‘under cover in some solitary place, toj her by the arm. this way,” she smiled at him, plteously; | seet tron box stove PITRAb ar eek crn teats) ! let the darkness swallow her up, so that) “What ails you, child? What in the}then, observing his strange features larein Om AN ATER DY Pa ed ; i and such acts she might give way to her grief and be) world are you doing here? Is] ewhy, what Is the matter, Mr. Stark; | yoo and In theo Atk z penta eal teh just a poor, weak woman, So with aj only a step to my you must come} are you angry?” NRISivaaveren a Cata't i » a e a fis 4 0: she wanderec il rest anil youll soon, be 5 . eloth cover 2 nd T can't talk about : Gull and aching heart, she wandered, ) in and re t awhile, and you'll soon be! sig pawklike face was strained and araGURITa NTCREIW AG rae 17a DATA verbonad Hareheaded, barenecked, halfdemented,| all right. Why, you'll break your neck b ; i Be ‘and Wholly oblivious to her surround-| in this darkness.” colorless, his black eyes flerce and | canned goods and clothes hanging tn a) smile at ng of people, and he who . 0 4 -) in d hes » by " ) n n t , | eager, his body bent as !f to pounce po: yur is " Tae. * ings; without sense of her incongruous | she hung back, but he compelled her bee ACHR MTAIERULEU HATS KATHE RHE ones , ‘ You n alalee struction of people can 3 aim.--Lao-Tse * attire or Of the water that squeezed up |to go with him in spite of her un- sdatory animal I'm not fixed ell a you? es peter cia Ahtough the sogey mosx at her tread! willingness, abet a . th apologized; “I've been too tthe! ENG nol NS Mere RR CCuInERd ts fe golden essors of all and soaked her frat! slippers, On she W, now,” he admonished, with| “No” he replied, as If her question | saloon to waste time on living quarters en i Mees ‘ eeoah and local Stumbled through the murk Hike some| unusual kindliness for him, “you know | carted nom ibd then, Coming’ {0 | But it's comfortable enoug an old j er an arlstoce “ale creature cast out and banished you're my little friend, and I can't let | himself, “No—no! of course not Tae roadster like me, for I've ed around ve nd main’ wishes t- be “One n'ght was cloudy and a wind/you go on this way; {t's scandalous, [| YOU save me a start ‘ rou reminded Hed the fr tha e J 9 wi te the people 8 1 above the feelings of animosity, otherwise ha seame sighing from the north, tossing|won't stand for ft. I like you too} 9f some one. see do you come to be | there's c hings necessar ‘ will not have a George 0 girl's hair and tugging av.the care | much dressed jike that? T never knew you | man's mfort—warm clot! ful wee “Mites folks of her dress, bur she heard) In truth, he had done things during eh clothes: stomach, and a dry place to sicep, All Ay AR is aco which the basest and most depraved peoghe Wegothing save the devil's tattoo that rang | these last fow weeks to make her think| ‘“Poleon brought them from Dawaoa; |the rest that goe# to make a man con- ei W Fain poker Gad GHEE ; te her head, and felt nothing beyond the #0, having never missed an opportunity they are the first I ever had.” tent he had inside him, and I'm not p a my he « ' 7 a ay ‘ salman ro tn sda sain eaatincnnlipapinengpi me