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—_ | i ‘ | The Evening Worid Daiiy Magazine, Monday, Kepruary 8, 1909, @ editations of a Married HE carriage | the Plaza— an expert In these matters—says that, while the sheath- bocker may be all right for the pur- {pose for which it was dovised, It 1s not Ipleturesque in inclement weather, ‘Those foxy fellows who are ablo to gat | lmway with the stunt of “holding out’ | jmo &@ week of their salaries on thelr | wives exist only in vaudeville. | Byer notice with what an automatic jand involuntary movement she stretches lout her hand for “her bit’? when you are limbecile enough to tell ber that you won {14 last night in the poker game? ‘When women get back to the fashion ‘of wearing their own hair a lot of cred- lulous young lovers are zoing to be hor- ribly disillusioned, But the married obaps, who get the’early morning view, jwon't mind. (Query: What difference would it make {f they did mind?) Some women glare at a man tohen Ne inadvertently stops to look at a window display of a “white sale,” ua if he'd never seen——as if——er —well, they certainly do glare, That Michigan man who, for thirty years, stroked his wife's temples and read 'Thanatopsis” to her every night to put her to sleep, may have slipped | out after she slept to play plnoch you know. Anyhow, show us! | It 1s bound to give a newly married | woman a suspicious pang to find that her husband {s curtously adept at| buttoning her watst down the back. | When you're away on a little trip {t's a good thing, occasionally, to send her a telegram inquiring, “Is every- nt?” and following this up with a letter you dreamt something had happened to her. (N, | B—It ts this inside stuf that counts.) If you're trying to pinch out a | By Clarence L. Cullen. FODODODIGOOODOADGGOGDOGOGQOGOODOGHSE Mc dog00 0 COO COO OOOO COONCD) rf ig #34 3 Man: % twenty, say, on your wife, don't do'It up in a wad and stick It into that Iit- tle watch pocket of your trousers, That's the first place they look for such pickings, (Inside stuff again.) The most widely played of all games is the marital matching of male cunning against female intut- tion, Auld Nick holds the stakes and the divorce court judges are the referees, Before marriage you're pretty keen to stoop down and tie her shoe when the lace becomes unfastened. After marriage, though, It's: “Why the dick- ens don't you tle your shoes before you leave home?” The reformed burglar who's now lecturing {n Chicago must, on some predatory night or other, have caught sight of a sleeping woman wearing a cold cream face mask. During the honeymoon, when s! whimpers a little, it's: ‘And what's hurting {te little heart now, Baby Doll?” The conventlo form for a later period, however, is: “And what the devil are you blubbering about now?" Yes, Estellita, married women are slaves. But only about one in ten thousand would submit to having her fettera struck off even if the job could be done painlessly, The quickest thinker we know is a chap, who, when his wife found a long | taffy-colored halr on his cow, exclaimed: “Doggone {t, I had a hunch at lunch that that yellow-hatred waltress at Childs’s was shedding!” ‘A man's {dea of futility: Seeing 3 homely spinster running baby ribbon through certain of her wearables, Why {s {t that some women walt till thelr husbands are sick abed with the grip or. something before they begin to harp on what fine blg money marriages they could have made “if they'd only had the sense they haye now?” Betty Vincent ‘His Place to Pay Rent, ‘Deer Betty: M ABOUT to be married. My {n- tended wite's parents are paying all wedding expenses; they are also furnishing our home, Who should pay the first month's rent, my Intended wife's parents or myself? M. M. In As your flancee's parents are treat- rhusly, the least you can {ng you so ge ,do Is to pay the rent of the home you are provi: for your wife. | ; ' | 1A Bachelor’s Questions. Dear Betty | AM a bachelor and about to become | I a bened Can you help me by ansivering these questions: LaAre the bride paren or the parents of the bridegroom pposed to or apartment in which will live? farnish the hou ere @ way to keep her ohild hat on. She has sewed on the in front of the ears and under the chin; and then sue “has placed a short plece of elastic on each side, back of the ear, This ts fastened to the hat, and the other end {3 sewed to the front elastic about one inch below the ear, forine ing a V shape, It secures the hat and at the same time, something that 8 more val able, the comfort of @ Httle ohfi ')he has behaved indiscreetly, to say the least, in having @ young lady accom- whose enjoyment can be 80 Inter fered with when the hat ‘s perpetu- | ally in mind. on Courtship and Marriage ’s Advice for instance, {s that consld- h of @ wedding gift for the bride or Is m piece of Jewelry necessary? 4. When the bridegroom Is strenuously opposed to anything but the simplest ceremony, with just the {immediate familles of both contractfng parties present, 1s it not customary for the bride to yleld the point? MAUVAIS, When a young man gets married he 1s supposed to furnish a home for his wife, Sometimes the bridegrom's par- ents give the couple a home and the bride's paren furnish {t. In most cases the bride's parents and the bride- groom's parents join in furnishing the young couple's home. If the bridegroom's parents furnish the house, the bride should consider that a sufficlent present from them and not expect @ plece of jewelry, It is customary for the bridegroom to give the bride a_ wedding present—something he can afford, but not beyond his pocketbook. If the bride wants a large wedding and the groom 1s opposed to it, It is best for each to consider the oth E and compromize on Inviting t ate families of the contracting s and a few Intimate friends. He Went to the Gountry, 7 8." tells me; “I Introduced a E young man with whom I * of mine. am in love to a girl friend Now he pays more attention to her than he does to me. Two months® ago he went away to the country, and she went also to the same place. Is he sincere ér gentlemanly?” Certainly the best thing for “E, 8." to do 1s to put this young man out of her heart. No matter whom he cares for he evidently does not care for her, and pany him to the country unchaperoned. Be glad, "E. 8," that you discovered his instability before you married him. ~ The Barrier & (Copyright, 1908, by Harper.& Bros.) SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS. Lieut. Burrell, stationed at Flambeau, « [frontier trading post. fi @ beautiful girl (who pa e, @ rich gol Necta @ Out three claims for the veil, Gale, Poleon an fo. to dls. frici, accoinpanted by two professional ba nien,” Stark and Runnion. Gale recognizes as a man_who long ago wronged him. warned that Burrell will be dis- Siig.” Burrail telen ‘to ree Rusure her, butane fe stil oppressed by the dread hate bows bin to tall no one of thelr engagement, CHAPTER XIII. Stark Takes a Hand in the Game, Ts old man greeted the Lieutenant bly, Dut as his glance fell on his caughter he stopped stock still on the threshold. ¢ “I told you never to worr that dress “again,” he eald In a dry, harsh voice. ‘The girl made no answer, for her heart was breaking, but turned and went Inte her room. Burrell had aq Irresistible de- @re to tell Gale thar he waned his daughter for his wife; 1! would be an enwonted pleasure to startle this tron- @rey old man and thé shawilel and shamdling mummy of red, with the un- ‘winking eyes that always reminded him of two ox-heart cherries, but he had @iven Necia his promise. So he Je wcended to the exchange of ordinary | toples, and inquired for news of the | qreek. jecta’s ground is getting better every deur,” the said. ‘Yesterday they found a | | | Th *G00D ING TIRED PAPAS SLIPPER TO HIM” e Jollys’ Bull Pup w w w By H. Coultas| 5 aN LET ME HAVE THAT OTHER, SLIPPER IM VERY TIRED. TONIGHT, DOLET “WE THOUGHT PUGGIE WAS KEEPING You PA* WEIGHT OF MY Foor, you'L STOP youR Apple Relish. WO quarts each of cabbage, green tomatoes and sweet apples, two green peppers, one quart of gral ulated sugar, five cents’ worth of whole mixed spice tied up in a cloth, and re- moved after cooking. Chop cabbage and tomato, sprinkle through them enough salt to season, let stand a short time, then squeeze out the water, add chopped apple, peppers, sugar and spice, and a little more vinegar than will cover, atir quite often and cook two hours, {The Million Dollar Kid — Nn WILL YOU HOLD THIS SRILD A MOMENT. SIR, WHILE 1 BUY A SPOOL OF THREAD? | | | ” ed {UII 1 GUESS You'RE STUCK WITH THAT KID, Love and G ‘Have you struck pay on yours?” 0; Poleon and I seem to hold bad hands, Some of his laymen are quitting work. They've cross-cut in half dozen places and can't find a color.” “But surely they haven't fully pros- pected his claims yet; there must be Plenty of room for a pay-streak some- where, mustn't there?” “It looks lke he had drawn three/ blanks,” sald Gale, “although we can't! tell for sure. Th bad for me, too; but I've got a new, hunch, and I'm running upéa dreen to catch bed-rock along the left rim. I've everything, for me—to sacrifice {t a ’@ breaking mokt as | SP!te of who you are and what I am Oh, daddy! he wants to marry me—and T sent him Alluna uttered @ short, satisfied excla- mation, and, looking at Gale meaningly, sald: “It 1s good. stranger.” But the man disregarded her Inter- ruption, “He asked you to marry him In—!n—in Tt is good, He ts a "Yes; he Is ready to give up his ambi- tlon, his army, his future, his famil got twenty men at work, and I'l know ;and so, of course, I couldn't let him.” before long. You heard about Runnion, | She spoke simply, as if her father would of course?" “Yes; the usual story—the bad men get the good mines, and the good ones get the hungry spots, Well, I might have been one of the unfortunates !f I had staked for myself; but I hardly think | so, I'm pretty lucky.” He laughingly | bade them good-night, content with himself and at peace with the world, Gale went to Necia’s door and called her, but when she appeared he was un- prepared for the tragic face with which she greeted him. “Daughter,” he sald, “don't feel bad over what I sald; I didn't mean to be cross with you, but—I don’t like that dress.” “Were you cross with me, daddy? she said, duily. “I didn't hear. What did you aay?” He looked at her In amazement. ‘Necla, Uttle girl, what ts the trouble?’ She was staring past hin. and her fingers were fumbling helplessly with the lace of her gown, but she began to show signs of collapse, "IT sent him away—l—gave him up, when he wanted me-wanted me, MMeiaalak anise ht annnatianhtt de baiaanehheaaenal surely understand and approve her ac- tion, while In her voice was a note of * Hints for the Housekeeper. ne In the Frozen Klondike "9 we aw. Ar rn | Fig Dessert. UTTER size of an egg, one cup of B sugar, beat thoroughly; two eggs beaten separately, one-half cup water, two teaspoons baking pow- | der, oné and one-half cups flour, sifted three times; bake in two earthen plates. Cut one pound of figs in small | pieces, add one cup sugar,,and cover with water and boll twenty minutes; when cold, spread over the two cakes jane on top add one-half pint of cream which has been thoroughly whipped. ‘Potted Beef. AKE 20 cent stew beef and 10 cent I soup bone, simmer till meat |s tender, Take from the stock and run through meat chopper, also a small piece of bread; season with salt, peppe nutmeg, thyme, add two or three tabl spoons of the stock; mix all well to- gether with the hands, Press well into a glass dish, pour a little meited butter over the top and serve with parsley, A ni luncheon dish, also break fi imakes fine soup—all for Ww cents, {Pumpkin Butter. AKE half pumpkin, half apples. Season with allspice, cinnamon and sugar; cook slowly all day. Delicious Butterscoich. WO cupfuls granulated sugar, half | | cup water, half cup vinegar, one pound butter, Stir constantly while cooking and cook until It forms a hard ball in cold water. Pour in greased tins, and when nearly cold mark in i squares. * By R. W. Taylor } ach hy HUH! I'VE BEEN WAITING FouR HOURS Now! GUESS THAT WOMAN ISN'T COMING BACK! DELIGHTED, I ASSURE You! J] lovE CHILDREN! & DAT muST LL TAKE HIM AND BRING HIM UP AS MY OWN — A MILLIONAIRE'S Son! / Let's LOK LL TAKE HIS VEIL OFF! tC) Ky old Hunting By By Rex Beach, 9909492, Author of *‘The Spoilers.’’ ‘ “It Is to save your life,” she said. |than & rattlesnake!” 1 this girl because you loved her, I have “TL know, but it’s no use.” To Necia he “Even ff he knew, he might not marry hated your enemies because you hated 4; “You needn't worry, little daugh-|her, You at least are clean, and that | them, and now I remember while you t But her ears were deat, “You |other man was a devil. A brave man's | forget.” needn't give him up, I say—this will end | Nfe Is too great a price to pay for @ “Forget! What do you mean?’ all right.” |sriet that will die In a year.” Alluna} "Stark." Seeing that she gave no sign of heed- | was speaking swiftly In her own lan-| The man paused. “I did almost forget fing he stepped closer and swung her | guage, her body tense, her face ablase, | him—and after fifteen years!" about till she faced him. and no man seeing her could ever again| “Let us Kill him to-night; then we “Can't you trust me this one time? | nave called her people stolid {You always have before, ia, T8a¥ | vyou think time cure a love Ike|Side—T am your woman he'll marry you, and it will all come out | ryata ne sald. look after the Mttle ones.” | right."" | “yes, yea!" No woman had ever been so loyal, so She raised her hopeless and} “)hat's all you know about It. Time; Uncomplaining, He had robbed her of | strove gamely to meet his, t falls | may act that way perhaps in cities and her people and her gods. He had Ing, broke away, and turned back tO} such places, but out in the hills it is shifted hither and yon at the call of his the door, “I knew you couldn't under: | aigerent. When you've sot the breath | uncertain fortu stand, !—I—oh, Uod, I love him s of the forest in you, [say it is different. lurking foar that always dogged him, Necla will 68 we! | Will go to the soldier together, side by | or at a aign of that! She can Ko back to the| “Yes John. She is young. And tf T don't believe, | inevitable recognition, "You see, 1] With a cry like that of a wounded | pime—why I've lived fifteen years in and ad never left his side, never ver understood what my blood would animal she fled out Into the nisot.|the open with a living memory, Every ‘questioned, never doubted, but always mean to me until to-night. I've been) Where she could give vent to her) sight I've dreamed {It over, every day 8 ! hin like a slave, without asking | selfish and thoughtless, I guess, I just, @neulsh unseen; for she had never) tye fived it th tn every on for a part in that other love, without wanted him, and wanted h'm to take, Wert before her father, but always) are 7 see a face, ani every wind from/sharing tn the caresses he had conse- me; but now that he ts mine, I love him| crept away and hid herself until her) the gouth brings a voice to me. Every {crated to a woman she had never seen more than [ thought. He Js so dear to| Brief was spent. Ciale would have) ytormy night a girl with eyes ike! “By Heaven! You're game, Alluna, | me that I can't drag him down—I can't|marted after her, but Alluna 1) Necia's calls to me, und I have to fol- but there's a limit even to what T can =I can't!" She went to the open door) him back fercely: liow. Every patch of moonlight shows take from you,” he sald at last. “I don't and stood leaning against the casing,| “Ne, no! It means your life, John, | her smiling at mé, just beyond, just in| ever se to have noticed !t before, but | facing the.cool outer darkness, her facg| Let the secret die, ar will the shadow's edge. Love! Time! Why, | there I've got to do this thing hidden from them, her form sagging She Is so young. Time will cur Alluna, love is the only thing in the | alone to-night, all of ft, for you have no wearily, as if the struggle had sapped | time cures everything. Lo world that never dies, and time only | place in tt, and I can't let the Iittle girl her whole strength. don't tell gny one—and, above all, | makes It the more enduring.” go on Ike this, The sooner that sol- Allun t to the trader and looked| tell that sdldier! He would not be | He took up the white slouch hat he dier Knows the better,” Hoe leaned up at him eagerly, whispering: nor would #he, Even I have doubted!" | pad thrown down when he came in, and down and touched her brown mouth “This will end in a Uttle while, John, | “You?” stepped to the door with his grizzled lips, "Thank you, Ale “Where are you going?” inquired the luna, for making @ man of me when I’ W yOu stay here, Mission to-morrow. She will soon for-| what !s @ stranger to ay? No man |equaw, fearfully Iie knew he could count on her obedle got.” knowing you would believe the tale—! ‘To the barracks to give myself up! “and so he left her, When he had “Forget! Do you think she can for-| without proof, Suppose she doul She flung herself at him with a great shawl up over her » nave you ever thought of that? Would | ery and seized him about the waist, | fee 1 Maratea ‘Any woman can forget. Only men| you not rather have her di loving | “You never loved John, but | have | th: Kan to rock remember.” you than live and disbellev: | been a good woman to you, although [| and sway, nen t hant, until the “Kt te the red blood in you-lying. You] “Yes, yes! Of course, I—T've thought | knew you were always thinking of her | Nght moaned with the death song of her know you lie” ee ee of that, but— Woman, you're worse had no thought of me J have loved | i} people, (To Le Continued.) Torn enences Sayings of Mrs. Solomon Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife. OOOO OOO COO 00000000 0000000.) OOOO Translated By Heien Rowland, aD OOK WWOQDIGIOECSORNOG 0 TO, my Daughter, wouldst put @ man's love G unto the test? Then, foolish damsel, art thow as one that dabbleth in Oceultism, and seeketh tu prove things whieh are not so, For how shall a man give thee assu-ance of that of which he is not SURB himsel | Yea, how shalt thow know that a man hath lost his appetite or worn odd socks?) How shalt thou divine that he hath turned on the gas when he hath meant to turn on the hot water, or hath lain awake until 2 o'clock, or jhath begun a business letter “Dearest Marjorie?” Yet, I say unto thee, THESE are the ONLY proofs of a grand pasaion, | Nay, even though a man saveth thy life it standeth not to reason that | he MUST love thee. For would he not do es much for a yellow kitten? | Neither measure a man’s devotion by lis jealousy. For a man fighteth | not for love of a woman, but for love of fighting—aid because he detesteth to be “cut out.” Moreover, he that fighteth for thee today may fight to |GET AWAY from thee to-morrow, Yet, when a man weareth rubbers for (hy sake and parteth his hair a different way to please thee; when he suffercth thee to adorn him twith a green and yellow necktic, nor changeth it at the corner haberdashery; when he permitteth thee to spray him with thy perfume and goeth forth a MARKED man, soaked in stephanotis—THESE are the first signs in the | heaven of love, Nay, it is NOT a sign of love when a man MARRYETH a woman; for | this may be merely a sign of mental aberration—or that she hath money— or, peradventure, that he could not yet out of it, | Yet let not thy heart be troubled, Jor when a man truly loveth thee , | thou shalt know it long before HE hath discovered it himself, Yea, it cometh to him not as the poets say, “like a dream in the night,” but like a | cold shock in the morning: and by THAT tine thou shalt have been many moons “waiting at the church.” Verity, verily, it & not THOU but HE that shalt be MOST surprised. Selah! * nese By Count Tolstoy. —-— Translated by Herman Bernstein. ——= (Copyrighted by the Prese Publishing Company, the New York World, 1908.) (Copyrighted by Herman Bernstein.) The italicized paragraphs are Count Tolstoy's original comments on the subject ‘ ~ r Slander. LANDER appeals to people so much that it is very dificult for them to restrain themselves from | pleasing their companions by slandering somebody. FEB. WHEN two persons quarrel—both are guilty, 8. ' H eee HEREFORE thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art, that jucgest; for wherein tho judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; i * trou that Judgest doest the same things.—Romans fl, 1. O not profane your tongue with slander, for even though that Is directed to D harm somebody else it will return to yourself, and it will be the more >aln- ful the more maliclous the slander, If your tongue forces you to offend an- other make an effort to lock your Ips; do not fear even to ruin your body; for slander ruins people, but {t ruins not those against whom it is directed, but him from whe 1 4¢ emanates,—Jewisi Wisdom, awe OUI E who slanders me behind my back, tears me; he who pralses me in my presence, despises me.—Chinese Proverb. —_—_——oo Arias watch yourself, and before judging others think of your own im provement, ‘ eee F you feel inclined to judge your neighbor, think of the harm this will do to your soul, and think how disgusting it is to God; then your heart will grow calm, ONTOS LCH harm may be caused by imprudent praise and condemuat by the greater harm ws caused by conuenmmation.—Ruskin, URN away froin slander and false witness, serve you as a weapon of truth, eee LANDER at once harms him who is slandered, him before whom one te slandered, but most of all him who slanders. POO OOOO OOOO, RY to cease condemning people and you will experience a sensation similar to that experienced by the drunkard who leaves off drinking, or the smoker who stops using tobacco: an exceedingly pleasant sem sation of cleanliness and also at first a desire from time to time to return to the bad habit. May your tongue alwaye ne +o breaciast Jacket that te allghtly open at the neck Is the one which @ great many women find comfortable. 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