The evening world. Newspaper, January 21, 1909, Page 16

cgelstinianeruynnnetie Sai re tpn tiene tn mT ‘The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, January 21, 1909. a 2 Olorld, fo Press Publishing Company, Nos. 63 to 63 Published Daily Except Sunday by he Champion. By Maurice Ketten. wOSHPH PUT reas., 08 Park Row, KA : and th | All Countries in the yn: Subserintion World for the Unit eal in tHe By Martin Green. f One Year.... .. 4% r One Month, . 0 , : Fi Rin NO aceon | To Poe’s Ghost, I. a 5 ESS a eas H, host of Edgar Allan Poo, MUNICIPAL MIND READING. Q itive you at of | laughs As you observe us here below All editing your epitaphs, NE CENT a ton for structural iron Oh, misty ghost, somewhere, some- how, The Board of Water Sup bids for the Wallkill siphon, ep Sun says of this: “Tt is well known that the members of the board would like the contract to go to Mac- Arthur Bros,” One naturally wonders whether MacArthur Bros. & Win- ston hac ton You revel in your lack of shame, { 7 River d While wafer brain, behind high brow, ress haver dam. a 1 i i foot Debars you from the Hall of Fame, ‘ u au } lumber is about 1-3000 of what | Oh, vagrant ghost, in lonely tours ai . | Across the vast ethereal blue, a builder has to pay, yet this | Tronic chuckles must be yours j was the lumber price in the Mae- At those who've just discovered ; . Arthur Bros, & Winston Cross you, r dam contract al Oh, Poet's ghost from out your Although their bid was so ve , absurdly low on these items ( ( 1AM | sphere, ut any honest builder would say ur Bros, & Winston received COWARDS, Too Beyond the unknown, mystic shore, + ‘Ye from the city S13589.210, ore money ns rned out FAT You ae tf we'll forest 74 here— iy than if the contract had heen awa the Ryan-Parker Company, ENS CD iil ish nee % to Dunn or several other bidders, — Fa i cates inane fae an t, Su A Thought 01 Religion. | , I p, alth i of lumber were called / ! A seven-story warehouse 18 to be built on the site of St, John's Chanel by Trinfty for in th the kind required the contractors to Srallones Dally” Pann F shonly { 0 feet, for w hey were duly paid 91 cents. FTER all, a seven-story w: not an Inapp ate structure to be . ae nly ie ) feet, for \ uv y were duly p 191 ents. rE a s Leia) e715 f AMthough 160 tons of structural iron were called for in the speci- Telacminateel¢ la web bowling fications, none of it was used, and the city did not even have to pay f Oss alleys, church billiard rooms, d ministers who cannot | 1 . ¢ Thies work withou 1 of a sp ' 160 cents. Instead the kind engineer changed his mind after the ( specifications had been drafted [oa Witne {5 f L The Cop Witnes i and the bids awarded, + f i ! IS HE copper takes the witness ‘Mhe lawyer oars and fu 1 fa: concrete blocks, on which the [ ui meu rl ; MacArthur Bros. & Winston bid His chin ts shaved, his head ts ‘The cop putis and neutst y S Dare t vealed’ t r vase ni j was $12 a cubic yard, or n Stelle Feuwenrathlaameralnenicld his tr \ i than a half higher than the R) ain - a , And they think they have him ‘ e's kiss! the hook a solid smack, y a Parker and Dunn bids. HELP! HELP! HIPIHIP | He's game to go upon the rack He rubs at riding fowl t Y : : : HOORAY Dete! 1 that no one shall “get And panting I never 8 ttt engineer was J. Wi WON'T SOME ONE ‘ a i do Smith, then chief engin: ASSUME THE The cop !s asked, were mming Up, ; the Aqueduct Comr mani WHITE MAN'S - yes 4 policen as a ss never ob ‘ i he time th! i now chief engineer of the Cats BURDEN Has looms up well H Water Board, The same kind en- 0 WAnHITEE aifiadl ee j i Niperioa don't know w e knows, and gineer recommended the award of the Ashoks And th what he does kr he can't | Arthur Bros. & Winston, altho { ; y suspicion when the y bid one cent a ton for structurat iron and one cent a thousand feet for lumber that J, Waldo Smith, the kind engineer, would change his mind and substitute $12 a yard concrete, No, 23—Donizetti’s ‘Fille du Regiment’? (‘Daughter of the 5 Regiment M FARTHUR BROS WINSTON | , _| | Mr. Jarr Takes a Hand in Dressing the Jarr Children Ss" hing a bate Jone night to succor the wour ¢ {amid the broken cannon and strewn bodies a baby ¢ p 1 J i ‘J she 1 And Says He’d Sooner Help Hitch Up a Rhinoceros Bre Sau Vieeacreaalers aeie Cae Ot ore En be he 4 : 7 | the baby to the barracks ere sho w i Maria and w f the regin M to early we dod amid , ‘s. Jarr laid aside the brush and, hope Mrs. Jarr would be through with, shoes!” declared the boy Johnny | roundings, be: WAY ne se By Roy L. McCardell. took up the comb to bring order to the the dressing. Rangle says if you freeze your feet poleon invaded the ‘ol ar 8 army encamped v why the girl doesn't with these chil- | con Jarr, petulantly; | you ! Horl's tangled locks, whereupon she But this was not to be, Mra. Jarr. your to to scream and ery out, "Oh, called to him that she had finished the be funny Mttle girl and was going to ree about = “Here, now, stand still! How can I Marchioness of Birkenfeld ling e¢ appeared, drag: will come off Won't that wheret thelr tray ward, Ortensio, were s aiting fop! A commotion aros: A squad of soldiers ne alone nin, a Swiss peasant, w n of being T think somebody | «T haven't touched you yet," said Mra, the breakfast for the childrer before \tace your shoes if you don't stand a spy. Marla recognized the prisoner as a youth who had 8 er from ‘ Jar. “When TI was your age [ always they went to school, and Mr. Jarr came | gtiiiz' asked Mr. Jarr. Jeath and with whom t nin love. at sight. She now rushed bes ‘As this was ob¥I- | combed my hair at night before { went !1 to harness up young hopeful. ‘My feet hurt,” whimpered the boy.| tween Tonio and his captors and demanded his release. Learning that he had vasly Intended foF | to hed “Come here, wir!" said Mr. Jarr, se- m : ; "You've got my shoes on ven! d in ques: | easily persuaded nj merely in the hope of Jarr, who real- | M | “Button my waist, ma! Please button Verely. “When I was your age I would y should have been r again, Marla | As Mr. Jarr had the sh to become a French sol sed bhetc : tort heh by : bard about, that | Walst:" cried the little boy, perapand) dress 1 tefore daybreak and) tion iced up he was compelled to un-| — Rut the cour Was nol to’runiamooth Gunchraar : tend. | Great Scott!"’ exclaimed Mr. Jarr, aan Ast Mee 7 ¢ 1 had a (20 them and change the sioes the Marchioness, gave her the letter that had so long a n 1 pinned to ritting up in bed, “can't a man sleep in chop wood, too, ada “What are you laughing nt?" asked) Maria's dress. sald the boy, “Say, MP Sarr, seeing the boy was grinnin B.| niece, She declared t must leave the regiment at once and f me a gun. Buy me one that "YOU didn’t put my undershirt on,” marry Tonto. Maria, f to obey her aunt's commands, tearfully ts. Johnny Rangle has one Sid the boy. well to her heartbroken lover. * & ¢ shoots cats.” “And I'm not going to," sald Mr. At the castle of the Marchioness the "You would shoot somebody's eye | Jarr, and he called to Mrs out,” sald Mr. Jarr. come and attend to the young “I wouldn't care," sald the boy, ‘I'd! hetr. “I'd rather hitch up a rh etter the Mare? $3 discove hatchet, onl go Into e janitor won't let me la was her pear ’ Vere are your ty ttle F sked Mrs hy don't y take them out of ed Mr, Jarr. How can ou think T should have vas miserably The many small builders around New York, anc free, gay life people who would like to have hous iu arr to unhappy. Surrounded by spler 1 of the army, Wooed by a Duke, she stil sighed for 1 taught her classic songs, But tie girl cared only to sing the Song of the s of their own but are noe | by the cost, would like to have MacArthur Bros. & Winston furnish a like to hear them holler." cue he declared, mopping his’ pers ment . should have a little! “well, you put on your at | spiring brow. To the castle came a detachment of French troops led hy Tr wh similar lumber and structural iron bid for them lied Mrs. Jarr plain Pain Haren B on your stockings or > the ca am A n troop self holler!’ said Mr.) “And how do you think I stand it, py bravery to the rank of ( these walst bands and dressing the both of them every Maria's hand. Once m nel. ‘Tonio again “TI think the father sh Like Jacob Mayer, who guessed two years advance what prop- try | Sarr. “What's » his proposal was scor: ; ted by the old lady, , the children. Look at! stocy > Ww orning?” asked Mrs, Jarr im the girl had just become formally betro toutienrs hy - Vn tele a elon stocking s for? What do they put morning?” a who told him the girl had just me formally the Duke of arty the city would condemn for the Catskill water scheme, so MacAr- © Ms playing again and aii these tlings on ohildren for these Then he took both youngsters in) Krakonthorp thur Bros. & Winston seem able to guess accurately what a kind eng days? [used to go barefoot when Iwas charge and led them out to breakfast Tonio would not accept his dismissal at the hands of the Marchioness, He ‘ = sf ke them out of the roor a boy.” and then rushed them off to school, sought out Maria and begged her to elope with Weary deur neer will do. They must bo mind readers, let me get up, Tl help to| “In winter?” asked young hopeful. “Oh, dear!” she exclalmed, “now! and wholly tn 109 the Daughter of t nsented And the 4,000,000 people of New Yor! for it all i aid Mr. Jarr Mr. Jarr, assuring himself Mrs. Jarr| they've gone, and you never washed pay ! Willlo's face or hands or he'll ha t© her lover's plar ; replied, “Er, um,| sent home and 1 be disgraced! I The Marchioness, finding herself about to lose Mart Se Tatbegiioet ieee coer | uae pou a atumelalone shen lim led the fact that she was not Maria’s aunt, but Then, ex hen I ain't going to put on my !ng the children, and not interfer TILE Was antaL @UUIOFIUO @Ra/badar (HEE aGtHE a Ghanea oe Letters From the People .-~~~- ~ | , mnt tl tty wr oo a a | Have You Met JOHNNY QUIZ? . .w . ByF.G.Long js." readily abandon her, With his men at his back he demanded arr that Maria en him as bride. and wasn't in hea sible | well, the vain | 1 se y children Were taken yn set uh wud declared he had Myr. Jarr delayed as long as 1 his hands jover his attiring rents, costlier food and lower wi played her last cara, As to High Salarie Jnrst term eries | Raa ed ee ee SE ewes %! The Marctloness was enraged, but Maria, throwing herself at the old lady's To the Piltor ¢ | sts of s, the ratl ine feet, told how the regiment had cared for her In childhood and of the saving of : Will readet n this | 14-99, tt ow ft 1 that th WHT / ? her life by Tonto, and implored leave to go back to her beloved so diers as Tonto’ & aublece kindly, alt will be $ (GON 4] IN NIGHTIE NIGHT. YOU wite. The Marchioness, touched by the appeal, gave reluctant consent, Amid the (> fays that In New York City as ft {first man ! ge tc KATIN| BED- Dow ACER TD huzzas of the troopers Tonio and Marla were at last united. $10) and $200 a week Is paid t ' 5 LS cao i) A —_——- | Ti ployees of abil 4 fi educt i a ; ¢ f fap oatie Corb Gey Missing numbers of thir series may be optnined by sending ome, hundreds whe | ‘ : ud y ¢ 7 f , aN aa cent for euch number to Circulation Department, Eventug Worlds week, B says that t t ma t Riv i Pe - ( x = ees retest t dred men in Y \; $100 @ week; that there are not half a M Two Very Different Jameses. dozen earning $200, and that as * Tf would be hard to find two men more differant in their way than the two. [ Jameses of Kentucky—Ollie M, James, a Democrat, and Addison Davis James, a publican, Olle is a lawyer, and Addison a doctor, imes ig a man of immense frame, big voice and spirited, che wyer; Representative Addison James is quiet and unassuming, like the modest. doctor that he Is. Engagement Sings, ee NY Mischievous Sehoothoys “@ The Day’s Good Stories f Ammen tt WONG IIA FuArNg) AAG - You'Re IT!) a ee ® er The Dear Old Maid. jain a hun ay e old maid began to tremble, andy oe 4 G N. NELSON A, MILES compared) +O}, Mr. Donald, what am I to do? rok ttain soldier to a Scottish old! stuse 1 4itt my vell? hh ' n,’ sald he, with a laugh, ie ienatantcotiwacaa tharsid(fikld He Knew, All Right. | ve 1 per int of-er—say gallantry. O you know your orders, sene ond 1 per cent. « None Whserced t to a wedding one night, | i ) try?" asked an officer, on tot and after the ceremony a young school- "Yes, sor," was the promp® that ts master offered to escort her home. She | reply. man consente “Know the points of the compass?* ‘To pr A Core Well, when they got to her door, the “Yes, aor!” beneficiarte yo schoolmaster, as was the custom] “If you face the rising sun, your let@ Bee 8 , in that town, bent toward her with |®and would be on the north of 1-100 of what ‘ yursed-up lips to kiss her withered end rout ht send to the sout! 4 i? you. ‘ould QUOT) plus. Starting with this as the { 4S ABINGTON. cheek. ‘ “he knapsack, sor,’ " . » ot aan mn cnt et te ian te R'