The evening world. Newspaper, December 31, 1908, Page 8

_The Evening World Daily Magazine, t Virhuradey, Published Dally !xce Nos. 53 pt Sunday by the Press Publishty Row, New York ng Company, Park JOSEPH PULITZE Tren, 63 Park [hair ean ase Mall Matter. i the ¢ Entered at tho Pos pecbeuey on Rates to the Internat a tries In Vorld for th es | i One Year. ak tt ‘ Sa Rant $55 One Month... 85 VOLUME 49 NO. 17,299. | Sie me gars Sdcullacads ~ APE LES. AND ALCOHOL. NY one who drinks more liquor than he should might well try the apple eure. Tt is not suitable fr men who have reached the de lirium tremens stage or wt aleohol has developed br: lesions or chronic functional « orders, It applies to the much more numerous class of men who drink more than they should and I better and do better work if they drank less. who realize t would feel they The desire for a drink is menial, the reason for the @esire is physical. Some men have the ico water cording to the secretary of the Brewers” than beer Very likely if a German, accustomed throu generations to drink no other fluids than beer, light wines and cotf were suddenly to drop all of them and gulp down o | | every time instead the results would be disastrous, i In men whose although habit, which, ac- Association. does more harm drinking. glass of ice wat only way to combat a bad habit is to swear of there is a constant stru je between inclination, desire and habit and , the will power. Since the will + } power must be kep a high. con. 4 stant tension to sueceed in this combat the failures are many and the swearing off process is usually incffective. The other remedy is to we the habit and With water this can be readily done ken desire. ive sipping instead of gulping. One of the reasons why there is so h little drunkenness in Germany is 4 that Germans do not gulp their beer. $ LLL i ; HULA ‘ To come back to apples, Raw ripe apples are mostly juice con- taining a small amount of phosphoric Sigg potash. Potash an ingredient in many liquor cures. Taken in t the form of raw apples the result is the quenching of the thirst and | a slight aversion to cither the taste or smell of intoxicating liquor. ie Jt is easy for a man to try the experiment of eating a few hig | apples and then smelling or tasting whiskey or beer. should be eaten The appl ked or with any other food, The apple remedy is to eat on an empty stomach as many apples as possible, Before every meal eat raw apples. ‘The tene| denev will be to order the plainest possible diet and to avoid not only ! § any intoxicating liquor, wand not cc raw | but milk or coffee as well, The apples will L ‘id: and a larger amount of | * to 6 1908. } S08 PT Ry December 31, His Last Day. By Maurice Ketten. Goon Bye, and MANY THANKS, Teooy, FoR THE PART You TOOK IN RELIEVING THE MONO TONY OF MY DAYS |THose inte pre e AND THaT were fs SPANKING WERE GREAT NomeENTs | {AND Te You Two (you MADE THEY a ahs FOR THE GREAT Campaign WERE HAPPY HourRdS ASS Se Set AND MANY THANKS ALSO To THE MERRY WIDow HAT_- To THE FLYING MACHINE, / To THE SHEATH Gown — HOw EXTRAORDINARY | AND THAT is 29,000,000 FINE- ETC. ETC..- IT WAS A GREAT AR | rT] to you Mazeltoy And then Rafferty, the contractor er mus ——————— AND THouGH | GET OFF THE EARTH | TONIGHT ~- ey “VYEHAD A & perfectiy ~~. S CORKING | Tine" | ———— ~ ( How FUNNY! ! ITS Great! — ls FOO OOOC The Story of the Operas OO TD0 0000 C00 000000 000000002000, | q By Albert Payson Terhune. NO. 16.—VERDUS “FALSTAFF,” IR JOUN A PARE. a fat, dissolute old k dwelt at a tavern fn S Windsor, England, lile chosen comrades were neat-heel adventurers and pickpockets, the two foremost of { dolph and Pistol. Falstaff was fimnensely vain over bis supposed dy Killer, He bragred one day to his friends that he had fv e ve letters to a couple of pretty Windsor matrons; or Mistress Ford, anotli Mistress Page, While Falstaff was boasting of his imaginary conguesis Dr. Caius, the focal physician, rushed into the tavern with a complaint that Pistol and Bar dolpn had rebbed him Istaff took the doctors 4 and the two thieves swore to be revenged upon hiny for thus failing to stand by them ] Mistress Page, receiving Falstaff'r letter, ran av » show it to Mistress Ford, only to find the latter reading « similar opist e evo women laughed heartily over the old man's folly, Then, with the ald of Dame Quickly (Dr. Caius's housekeeper), set to work planning a way to cure hin of his double in- fatuntion, They decided at last that Dame Quickly should bring Falstaff to see them both next day Searcely bad they gone away when Fenton, a young suitor for the hand of Mist s Ford's daughter ine, arrived in search of his sweetheart. Anne stole out clandestinely to meet him with the news that her father had ordered her to marry Dr, Caius, But, as her mother favered Fenton's suit, the lovers did not despair, Bardolph and Pistol, smarting undes Falstaff's desertion, came to the house 500 terward and told Ford that the fay old knig¢ was making love to Mis- : ANDO To You tress Ford. Ford, who was the local magisirate, demanded proof, and it was arranged that he should go disguised io w Falstaff and to learn the truth ) DEAR JOHN for himseif. © ¢ © THOSE DAYS on Falsteff was in high good humor, He had Just ived word from Dame THE WITNESS Quickly that Mist: ‘ord and Mistress Page would see lim that day. Ax he STAND WERE was about to m his tavern to Keep the iment Ford called to see THE FUNNIEST Aim, Introducing himself ay Master Foutitain aious 1 pretended oF THE NEAR be In love with Mistress Ford and asked Pulstaft ¢ . fg. Fal- staff readily agreed, saying e himself had a CNBAKE t to meet the lady that same da i speak a good word for ater Fi ino’ Ford's Worst suspicions onfirmed ay eatra self from slaying the Kk actual proof, Falstaff, stress Ford, As she and Dame Quickly » word came Ford re:urned se. Failsafe hid ee @ luge basket of soiled to secretly at # svered by the girl's and discovered the dome Mistress yw the basket of s linen into t she called to her h ) come and roamong the f e es, Ford saw affair was a (3) 4y Us) staff that sie had bee »biiged to throw him » the riv n to save him from her | (d's fury and begged him to rs readily assented. F< ei joine of the nelghbors to { 1 aot » promised Sor, Si i me Quickly‘ i | Several of n the plot against Palstaf disguised theme ] selves as wi es and wa for the 13 nig Paistaty ' | | e and Mistress ke when at eof masqt ur m with sticks and gave him a fearf ai once and for all cure, m of his and his ha eres. |! mashe Annet ity of magistrate. Ford isu the masked man tot marriage. Just then asks were torown aside. entarei’ (oan italia tric ciel eennl| youns cous } Missing nambera of thia series may be obtained by aending ene cent for each copy to Circulation Departmen ening World. | e+e. | ©28QO009000080350000 o 5 Sayings of Mrs. Solomon } Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife. TRANSLATED “It’s the Hapny New Year,’’ Said Slavinsky; ‘‘No Fighting.” And There Was None in Gus’s, but Mr. Jarr Talked ot Fighters | “There ie two ways to settle a dispute McCardell. | nas Mr, Jarr He said he felt the little shakes « ordered the “Anyway, [ told him if the next custom Come, Inieher for ‘Happy New Year" have | sald Did he get it? asked Slavinsky fl Without blinking, and) No," said 1 you were the next customer vome in wou By Helen Rowland. ERILY, my Daughter, it is good to be useful, but V it is better toa te beautiful. For she that makei > , herself a kitchen utensil shall be left upon the | shelf, even as the dishpan and the nutmeg grater. Kut y she that maketh herself a show piece for the parlor shalt said Gus, “I as na Mquor store, win Koa hate to bring them out.” be taken abroad to restaurants and decked with import- \ arama i SSGAT WNAUIE LEP! veaked Siaipal ae eteteteerel ain Ge ee MilchaaleneaincataalonGusanennis ar iemctiro nga naan ye) Dandyalndert tle ber eu RR el ae AnG Nay, itis NOT the hand that vo keth the cvadle, but the hand with v1 i pUchos E avsiment World Almanav,” aaid Gus, producing the dispute settlers in question, “If they A f | EDGIU PaRaN CCSED Um van? ACM, (arm san ONG Gatain lined nails, whieh ruleth the world— likewise a husband, For a man prata- } Mazltov:” exclaimed Slavinsky, the glass- Look in that World Almanac and see if jt can be that a Calabrian can come eth the hand that dveth the washing. and also the mending—but he KISS { { aa a Aerie n my barber shop and say he ts an earthquake sufferer,” said Tony, the tonsovial pry the hand that weareth diamonds and soaketh itxelf in vera violetta. | a co 0 d AYS D “How could he come from Italy #0 quick?” aged Mr. darr. “Nonsense!” Andsienath ccome tonnase (hal NOWAL ANS tito man needett sO aaa hands PREE that she may hold on to her husband?! For matrimony. like unto an up-to-date hotel. hath provements—from self-cooking ranyes unto self-rocking self-amusing husbands unto self-supporting wives. two week > sald » me he « ‘ony vuald many modern ime cradles, even om for a hairent. quench ube thirst in advances only anded a ringer Look in the book to see who will fight the colored mans who is the big prize- Lo, she that holdeth the baby shall live upon an ALLOWANCE, but sme f snail ded ES “Hat such a langua said Gus, “What does it mean?! fighter now.’ said Slavinsk Vil bet it ain't In there. that holdeth the PURSESTRINGS shall live in an apartment hotel. { | | Ba | eRe eee Nothing y & ck with the nightstick!’ said Gus, solemnly y -, ; , ET, i i] nee ee EAT Uiltaln itso gets crack im) th ihe inieiiiat asi0 Guviaolemnly. “Where For a man evalteth a Gretchen—-but he COURTETH a Delilah FI \ What does it mean?” said Rafferty, fring up. “It's good Trish~that’s what is store, and them things is brought out to settle it, tt has : is ‘ I: € érs From the Peo le s—-good Irish! Idke the names the Hyetallans and the Yiddish take when thes ne don't settle it the other will.” é He admireth a good woman—but he pursueth a “good feilor. | 50 10 be prite-fighters “Oh, come. Mr. Jarr, ‘ et's lool in the Almanac: all the prize-fighters* He yearneth for one that maketh bread like unto his mother na, | Ha, Gus Ruhlin, he don't take no Irish name!’ sald Gus, Tl bet you," ecords are there--Tommy Ryan, Jimmy Kelly, Kid Murphy, Kid Sullivan, Kid weddeth one that maketh “dough” like unto his father. f A“s porttens renin : He ain't no prize-fighter!” said Rafferty, contemptuuus: he's a freight O'Brien, Hugo Kelly, Jack Gallagher, Kid Griffo’ Verily an hour spent at the toilet table is worth two in the kitche 4 o the Mditor of The ar pusher Huh!’ sniffed Rafferty, “ali Irish names, and they are all Yiddish and Eye- é Srl | Ifa ‘86 pe Mito Ha! but look at Meester Tommy Burns, why gets Ueked by a big colored talians jand a little income is better than a great talent for cooking, Selah! the luxury of a wife ‘as Ns mans,” sald Slavinsk How ab " I think the nightstick should do it now,” mattered Gus. “It's a geod set- a. - } | recen 4 m: \, ‘Just what T sald, ay wile was an a on Fistiania and its tler. Anyway, 1 fen tr Hay ng pr A aronight ; a - \, woman ea eroes i name's Noah No, no,” sald Slay Ive the Happy New Vear-no fighting! nan > . Sonne, onan a OSE a ee ia no aaid ava) UA bala Na paren Musicians’ Fairyland, S. \ at he said Raffert Slavinsky is right aid Mr. dary, pacifically, “let's have a drink. I hea Noval The « : n big fe said Gus, # ng his head, Tommy Barns is going on the stage They Make Fortunes in Our Money-Making Land. , To the Eaitor 4 ral ne ta knocker-out that Youn a3 In what.” asked Rafferty, “a society dramat" 4 ” { i MWeaenati nace 108k A oe . Hie € ep in and wrest the championship from “No,” said Mr. dare, “in ‘Too Much Johnsen HAVE given hundreds of Instances, stating facts and figures, showing Frenchmen on a ship were lined ja de i pil. i hns Jarr, who Was always choive in hie diction And Gus laughed and put the book and the bludgeon away, and they drank that with the exception of about one hundred nnisical artista who have poetnienchcanialijnsucl nine | Ae 4 | when stimulated the New Year in singing “Comrades —an old song and a good one an income of more toan the usual 1 Nensions, Suropeatiastiece Remtiiian ig oNonbaand Vera area es : — —~- —_ generally are on very small Incomes, except those man all the Er v| A sald to B wey who go to Ar 1 who make 1 in our money making land, be drowned. He # Bandito a RiTeTheea: saya a writer in the Musleal Courier, Of these 10 many live in Russia, Italy 1 find ang If as lazy as would he Frenchman, 1 as Mt vmen, t 5 " le is Frenchman, then 1 man, then 1|that not Frenchman, the nen, the was the lazier and by how Frenchmen, then 1 then 1} i Frenchman, then 1 then Sacramento, Only IS5P, Frenchman, then 1 Englishman 2 Frenchmen, ther glislime Frenchmen, be 9 his sali JAMES J. WO Word Coined, f the following “Appea 4 Ph 4 “Always tadicitaslngta 5 Your \« t lea court ‘ A show eres Belps 1 An's Wives. « #, frends, tn a ‘ <ombt a 1 hat aught whose more bridges across tie Harlem Hiver.| was 4 theher all was half as Also that, there is ey to ns ' Phe dod 4 an Bien t Nength dL of head) W. MITCHLds ts = al * 4 Flight of Fancy L THINK Them TAKE A sm ) UP THAT w ine Ban, iy How { BRACING! ) Nas Se ; | ° ( \ By F.G. Long pave nothing, and many, if not most, debutants in opera pay for the pleasure of a first and other performanc nes on Tt n wtages i As to Spain—y nk. An to Switzerland—nothing im peld; pald by the people pio the box office. ‘Phe same applies to Holland and Belgium, Singers receiving from $200 to 850 a concert in America lave tadven sn at Aniwerp, Jelege and Brum to 1 francs (that is, $10 to $9), and t names are frequently found dn print, gave a trio a Antwerp with receipts of Ot francs 1, every time he Paya in Ainerica--not a German or Pole or American (of course s)-gave a recital at Toulouse, and the rece!pts,at tle hall were 1S franes, and this brings me to France, Germany and Austria, Pianists playing in. France may ‘receive 600 francs from an assoviation, but mus tpay all their expenses. These ‘oncerts ce well-known brother, nd solo cor me time 1. A pianist who recetven $250 axsociations number no more than a dozen in the whe In Paris there ane two. Otherwise their performances tn pubMe bring ¢ hing,’ and in Mose ayer they pay to play F In Austria it Js about the same; in Germany it is a question af mares; the I | i 1 { sum of 69 marks being paéd to the very same payers who demand $500 a night in America, Where their railway expense ix paid. JA Germany, when they do ret 500 marks, they must pay 6 marks to the agent, leaving 40, and ont of these they must pay thetr railway fare and hote!. In America they demand first class tickets and accommodations, becaure they do not pay for them; in Kurope they travel third class, nearly all of them, because they cannot help themnelves. my ———— ween ’s G Stori ‘| 3 The Day’s Good Stories \ 3 | A Romance. In the Interest of Humanity, | they strolled DITOR -Is this your firat effort? | it really doesn't matter E Budding Poet—Ye air, Is | I where they strolled; worth anything to you? And he told iter (with emotian)Les warth 96, « | Well, it doesn't make much difference| you will promise not to write anythit what he to more for publleation yitll after this f TAnd she sald been printed. 1 want your entire outpul, | Weill, it igo t wérth while teling what!)ou Understand. ‘she sald; Hudding Poet—1'll promise that, ai | Let it just suffice to say right hen will |t be printed? day while Pin allve—Glabe hf | Bhat before another They were wed, Smart Bet,