The evening world. Newspaper, December 28, 1908, Page 10

SEARO EEL Scene a The Eveni ng World Dafly Magazine, Monday, December 28, f9038. 4The Day of Rest. eae ie ifty American -:- -< Soldiers of Fortune Published Daily Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Now. 69 to 69 By Maurice Ketten. Park Row, New York. JOSMPR YPOLITZMR, Pres, 6 Park Row. J. ANGUS SITAW, feo.-Treaa. Entered at the Port-Offlos at New York as Second-Cinas Mail Mo You can WELL I LING THAT | becription Rates to The Evening 1 BEAT IT Act You want A ! World ter the United States DURING THE WEEt. DO You THinte By Albert Payson Terhune tnd Canaia. BuT A "REST VM DEAF DURING $3.60 | One Year. UT NOT ON MY DAYoF RES i & ; 9 | One Month. THE WEEK ? =e wv i WHAT DID ra Fig 2 NO 30.~CASIMIR PULASKI. piiasinaacaiai Sc SANTA CLAYS a> az" * ASIMIR PULASKI, Polish Count, revoluttonist, outlaw and refirget SAE A als yi (C__tost nts tite for American tther'y wien he was only thirty-one. | THE COST OF FOOD. - Asa mere boy he threw himcelf Into the etruggle for Polish M& HE Department of Agriculture sent oe erty. At twenty-one he stirred up a revolt in Lithuania against the ¢tys deals MSR AGoREAEA annical Russians who were gradually crushing out Poland’s national Mte | wad Lakktt Ulseel Tee Owing to panty strife the failed to do as much for iis country as perhap cireulars to the farmers asking he otherwise might. Though elected Commander-inChtet of the Polls them why they are not more pros- army of {ndependence ‘in 1770, when but twenty-two years old, he be } ; Vhgon defeated in battle, and scored failure after fall He is sald to haw perous and happy and why their made an unsuccessful attempt the next year to kidnap King Stanislas a wives and children are not con- Poland from the latter's Warsaw palace. As a result of various mishap ‘ i. 1 for which he was more or Ipss responsible, Pulaski was outlawed, hie e tent with farm life Also what | tates confiscated and a price set on his head. is to be done to help them. | Pulasid fled for his life to Turkey, finding his way thence to France, ; So far more than 100,000 farm- | ers have replied. There are more | than 10,000,000 farmers {n the | patriot without a country. In Paris he met Benjamin Franklin, ant heard from the shfewd old phtlosopherstatesman the full story of Ame! / ica's struggle for Nberty. Here at last was a chanoe for the fugitive to striki another blow for freedom, Armed with letters of introduction from Franklin, ht sailed for Philadelphia in March, 1777, and Joined Wash: IF 1CAN STAND Jorn! You'Re G.Rowing nited States, including as farm- ; 2 4 tneton's army aya volunteer. Washington appointed the a pany is, everybody who | VERY SELFISH — You HAVE ITALL WEEK You A Fugitive Pole to n place on the genemul staff. Pulaski's first Amen ers the farm help, gardeners and stockmen— » yhody No SENTIMENT- OUGHT To BE ABLE Patriot. fean battle was at the Brandywine. There he rallied - Feel rat Aly GIVE ME To STAND IT ONE ei @ companies of retreating Americans, and so deployed them raises raw food mat: THAT DRUM AY : as to protect tho retreat of main army, For this Concurrently, our enterprising contemporary, the Rural Bila Worker, has been asking its readers to tell what is the matter with the farmer. Their answer is simple. It is that the farmer does not get enough money for what he eells and that the middleman takes more than half of every dollar the consumer pays. If every farm-house had hot and cold water, plenty of heat, bath- | tubs, a piano and the other comforts of the city home, most people would rather live in a farm-house than in a flat. | If the farmer had to work no longer hours than the by or the carpenter, many men would prefer the outdoor work and the service Congress made him a Hrigadter-General. As leader of cavalry, Pulaski performed dashing explotts tn Pennsylvania and New Jersey, and m t have accomplished much more for the cause, but for {101 feet ng up among his troops. American-born officers did not Uke to be ordered about by a fore! Id scarcely speak a word of thei) own language. There was so 1 hat Pulaski threw er his com» mani. He persuaded Washington to raise a body of Ught infantry and cavalry, t for it nll classes of men, including prisoners and dese : The le leader of this corps of ich was known as the nd won new 8 strife and to go back him Sout Te C., at the herd besieged the to surrender, | find new scope for his energies Puolask jof his tiny army on May 5, 1 council more varied and interesting employment. vusly defend Charlest ents could ri WHY pip You GET HIM A DRuM IF You WoNT ) LET Him PLAY {WITH IT Wee Ton [SS GO on My Boy- AMUSE YouRSELF MOTHER LOVES You was used to The Souther sum- whe: Pulaski, } Pulaski's 13 Last Charge. shot st gall What keeps the farmer from having all the comforts of life a ut some of the luxuries? Only the hard fact that the farmer, after he has paid his taxes. | the interest on his mortgage, for his groceries and his clothing, has little more than enough money left for a reduced rate excursion t New York or a week at the State Puir, For instance, a Canandaigua grower furnishes an abstract of hi grape shipments: For 1,120 baskets of grapes he received gross I. : : @ : f Pestle eoeiesion te Geeta #9 ton elling and 1 “Pm All Right tor the New Year,” Says Mrs. Jarr to Mr. jarr; l Reflections of a Bachelor Girl | for freight and cartage. For the use of his vineyard, , “You Just Behave Yourself and We'll Get Along All Right.” By Helen Rowlan4. i ivati ing, bask rating ds. pruning, cultivation, picking, baskets, crating and 1 “ oo ducer received 614 cents and the consumer paid ACK and Jill went up the hall—the hill of Matri- By Roy L. McCardell. eo neer tmas {s over,” sald Mr. Jarr, profoundly, “let us make re- that you An orchard farmer made five shipments of c: mony; mission men and received net 63 cents, Jack fell down aith an awful splash—and Jal got ' : rareseaes es fi alimony! ie reseteble ecpuerieent sabi rmen teacts mele ie Aen es cos Neder interpored Mra. Sarr, “This | ve 5 x better ff you'd give me According ie divorce records, the scorst dangers patch ben cortved astatemenyitnet tulng) of reform) beginning) after ewhlle ia) not Beit) eaief=) and pitfalls of Wall street all have yellow ha:r and run they had sold for $137.66, but the feotned oa eetorn a a NOES | sh exprassage, cartag and charges into the trap. “We can begin right nox left him owing the commission man $4.47. There are scores of milkmen’s statements that their net recei per era were less than $2 a month over the cost of feed and hired labor, allowing nothing for their own capital investment and their own labor. While this is vital to the eonsumer. If farmers are nation that not yet been erected, although In 1855 by the citizens of Savannah. Missing numbers of this series may be obtained by sending one | sent tur each cumber to Circulation Department, Evening World, are not at all ambien ds she always your criti us," she said 2d. "I need not eay at me frankly, I| he benefit of the doubt,” said DAT ut manner. If cht out w | | @ typewriter. Marrtage is something like a fashionable pink tea; everybody-inside te should be so happyt On, | Bored to death and longing to get out, and everybody outside {8 curious and ith {t when you have any- ous to get in. you and I have alwa: No man toas ever such a bitter woman hater that he could pass right by a hosiery shop tcithout glancing in the windoio. the New Year and climb aboard the water war: er all, @ man must have a 1! g, you know, t n right away by resolving to be @ little k: at'— cried Mrs. Jarr. “ME?” said Mr, Jarr, “I want to tell you one serous fault you have, and if you rid yourself of| pangie, of b Meee that one t) WOUIAn ) Ad Ale ROR Io jhere Mrs, Jarr’s grief became too great for words. Well, I ike that"—{nterposed Mrs, Jarr ine tow, tense! 28. aise cried the aatounded Mr, Jar, “Can't y yotee, | Now we are right where we were trying ¢ 1 "continued Mr, Jarr, “and thats snow von Tisai? cone be, Weren't you saying that we shou! na Kood wife to pati r brutal tem} kind and I } when I woman th g a slomp Ike Mrs. | No, my dear, don't expect a man to propose on his knecs, because tn Ob, ob, ont” And | these busy temes he is much more likely to propose on a windy street cor | ner, or on the toay to lunch—or just on the off chance that you may refuse be sensible a moment? | not to be, At least I wee trying not to | 2. the reason you do ft, But you should etop liking tt and stop miaiolremclves|farithe Newicast cnt You can get so close to a beautiful painting that dt twill look just tke a rrupt me," he added, as he saw Mrs, Jarr about to break |"#ther, didn’t T say Jt, and didn't you agree with me?” | smudge, and a husband can get so close to a wife that she will look just like jag tee is Hees a houl p bowling a solng it ‘g) bur great fault: You get ingulted too quick. I can't say o ne ERAT WesphoulA up bowling and going out at night and | q dIo¢ on life f out around saloons epending money on loafers ike t ke but what you think I mean to burt your feelings, I can Nintac Gis glaninontanthalccmen tics ieclateaons | Be very firm in telling a man that he mustn't make love to you—that ts, | | armer, it is me Bbout other people and the thingy they say or do bit what n't do those things, at least I may do tt a Uttle, but you don’e; | if you are really anzious to have him begin at onco, you don't need to reform,” eald Mr, Jars. A rich girl need not vother to culttvate the art of conversation dn order gotng in @ roundabout manner to chide you. 1 can't say Mra, Kit- much powder on her nose but whet you think I meant that you ng to sell baskets of grapes for 7 cents, why should consumers have to pay a quarter? ve too muuch, powder on your nose I can't say that Mrs. Rangle looks untidy ee coe Hebe ania ath ant “I'm all righty you just behave and well get. to be fascinating. Her money will do the talking. lairyme: snoduce smilie £01 5 5 Pee ey bot what you think dt 1s @ eneaking way of telling you that you're untidy, I) @l0ng all right! That and one thing more! | A man never wants champagne a second time from the same dottie— If dairymen will produce milk for 2 1 rt, why should) cant say that Mrs, Stryver 1s an ignorant woman or ® wasteful woman but what, “What's thatf” asked Mr. Jazr. fen ‘ reppin -the consumer pay 8? | you think I mean you and not her, In short, @ mazvied man, or at least that is| ‘That when you have anything to say ¢o me comeout and eay ft ike a mani” | 70F love agatn from eigith MY . sy - ‘ led Mra, Jarr. “Dont be ariticising other people w) — Why should the consumer pay three times whet the farmer gets ; | 2 ROR LT ORM hea. $2 wk ke op ghana Rypeerie eae aed asolng st | Beeline MD by ter id Paeple When Sew el Kee sy e a Suppose that the four million people of New York City who eat| direct meproof end call-down directed at hen” “1 swear I never will againt’ sald Mp Jerr fervently, | Cc (o b N t N t could get their food for one-third les, what a big, diTerence St qou)a | Mi 36 stayed him with « gesture “I need not have any Coubte now as| ‘Then they kissed and mde up, OS LO ature INotes = b rence it would | dilahish ee ee } bs | make. ieee alan |% «| UR Permanent and Temporary Selectmen over at Horseneck having got \% in No, Co Cob, and other remote sections where they do not use ————-| ar ; By J. K. Bryan ao ge i ay on oy tear ae Letters From the People Holiday Fun in Silhouettes Ww ow By J. K. Bryans | | 5 | a) eidewalks, sewers and other luxuries very much, It will gtve more —_— Vermanent and Temporary offices, too, and people lke Judge Burnes and John Maher, the fceman, instead of being Assistant Permanont Selectmen, can be Thunder and Lightning, j¢rawer of my ext r t Permanent Burgesses, which 1s the elegant name given people who mismanage Poche Haittor of The Dvening Word: was gone 1 renders Burrows for those who are in them, It does not seem ¢o have occurred to eny Which comes frat, the thunder or the |sthics of thie rather r one that honesty and efiictency in public office have more to do with keeping 7 A C.B, | Was I tustiiea in * Af communtties ont of Holes than the form of government employed by our rulers, 5 ‘They are eimultuneous. But as lent | tet as I dia? lo ‘The end of this last scheme will elnply mean more taxes and more profit for the t (revels much fester thun sound, the)! the e smooth gentlemen who control the works, } @ightning fash 1s ween before the thun-| son orks ray Ie Mr, Mellen quotes John Kendriek Banga, a comic man ayho lives at Yonkers, i Wer ts heard. |him right. Some 5 N, ¥., on the Stamford time table, as @ reason why we should live in the coun- i Calabeck, England, 1865, | How about 11, wise x try and pay money to is FH for riding on tt, whi fa a reminder that Mr, othe r v1 Low IAD Moellen's F-R. used to keep a comfe man of sts own. name was Ike Bromley. i pane Raat of he Remi Tyres nent ses He used to tiokle the editors of the land ¢o that none ever found fault with the ; fhe actress, born? G. B, Macs, | |To¢ : LR. Mr. Mellen stilt keeps an Ike Bromley. He 1s not the original, but a de- ecendam, and is inclined to be solemn. Wo are advised by @ persion from Nyack that Postmaster George B. Helm)e, of that balliwiek, can claim more titles than any of the great men in Horseneck, and incloses a ist, We have examined them with care and find that while they are numerous as stated 99 per cent. of them are eleemosynary and take up Geor- | gle's thme for the benefit of somebody else, ‘This 18 not at all the case with our Nobility. They look out for themselves first. Also second, third and fourth, and £0 on. Lverybody welcomes the snow. ft spotls the skating, but ellding down hit takes its place. Some object to the latter because the sled has to be hauled up hill, which is not the case with skating. Besides, the enow 1s beautiful to the «ye. The brown hills ere now of dazzling whiteness and the green cedara show : J Ike emerald silhouettes against the snow. In the hollows the hemlocks bend mule \ < with thelr burden of flakes, while the fect of the binds work little patterns 4n postage stamps I happened to leave A‘s Bhore and B's, | the white surface among the tall dry grasses by the roadside, Winter is @ pleas- the drawer, Bo one day recently I | ro me mattor of The ¥ ant eeason.4f you look et it right, filled several cigars and cigar| In response to with smokeless gunpowder und} much A end B each caps, put then In @ box, {liad 42 lone than thre ti Paris Cries for More Horses low York and London are talking about tho displacement of an tap ot ths ery (fou Airey B hae. and boty bad § wot me voller “How Co you Uke your Christmas present, Willie?” ies oad Le sana ane of then horses through the growing use of electricity and tomobiled the ware und cigarettes $74; 4x=$16; B has Yn Fs heart, Marla, Cy cigare you gave me nd put the box ti'@ cloned mf AW age "| Well oll T gutter gay dadut Sante Olausdwablame poor-emechaniel” Christmas!” p Tocben-ceaumesa-ai0d tadiasis gtoweke tapidewte, Wants a Trade, othe Mistor of Mme Pvening World What would be a good trade for a Moy to learn, readers? I don't know way trade. I am seventeen years of age yand would like to learn one, as 1 am |™* a Biwaye ohanging my jobs. POOR Boy, | S8Pt#" aan} ‘ Punishment for Petty Theft, fo the itor of Me Pventng World Daring the nightume some of the| fourth pers foroe amployed at our store have | his tate." WW een in the habit of breaking into my | did ho design to eave al) hie and stealing any cigars, olgurettos | trymen! Gus! ; , wre