The evening world. Newspaper, December 15, 1908, Page 17

The Eveni where you stand up to ye He has been put on paper by busy drawing tured alive for liere has been 1 x Clasps hands with the sta only to read the lie on the pi tre. The line CLAUDE Claude isn’t there “hy y Charles 1 r is ther World Dai Baby (po BE TICKLED TO SEE 4 ——_——~ “WE'VE BEEN HERE AN HobR AND YoU aa HAVENT , A HEARD HIM (ee 2 eh pa The Newlyweds .2 Thei George McManus A Real “Page” Captured Alibe for Vaudedille Sketch. BY CHARLES OARN HAT angel-faced, brass-buttonec by taking your name in vain dore, th ter yan’ OUR PRECIOUS 1S FINE Now, HE NEVER CRIES OH, HE'S CHANGED, YOU MUST SEE. ~ CRY NET, HAVE YoU BIOS OO DOOD bby do Thomas W. Ross as Griffin. Margaret Moffatt as Mili he raises his he has an awtful heavy dramatic work. The plot runs ck work ate counts, for if t you switchboard doe: unload his gentleman by 30 Birl also them two Uns {s a young You never c Anyway the careful tel her stock where on it at a moment's notic @t the last minute she ge Young man in one boot headed customer in another @n the deal” that 1s carried ever the “wire.” By this time @ourtesy of Hotel Breslin) is asleep the switch. “Awake at the Switc! Reat Uttle sketch, neatly acted Mt doesn’t solve the telephone quest @ives you a line on the ‘page.’ sull, i gives you something new Miss Valeska Suratt attempts sivo you a thrill as “Cleopat original Egypuian move with a snake. But the snake to the dentist's apparently, and it s to have lost all interest in life. {t looks as though it had been for the Christmas trade. It dest, poor thing, to help out Miss Sur- ents,” m to care att in her “Egyptian move like the audience it doesn’t se for them. If It could hav: Mt would probably writh. weeks from Cleopx enough to Interfere with her she gets up and worries the snake “original” than Egyptian, Her dress lumbago as well as inspect Her back wins very to see the necessity for ¢ Annette Kellerman, * app (Copyright, 1908, by Bobbs-Merrill SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDIN Phillp Kirkwood, a young Californi stranded, ‘almost penniless.” in Londy falls in with an adventurer named. Whose daug! an’ Dorothy goes to a deserted for her father a mysterl bag hidden there, A mi irkwood on the stairs of this int {rkwood knocks him senseless, Dorothy her father depart from England deserted house in search of a purs Kirkwood. re- thi 4 dropped In, the st fuscitates the unconscious man enters the house. She is Mrs fonfederate of Calendar's, with w fatter has apparently quarrelied. with whom ‘Kirk her son, Frederick, Kirkwood them to the Hallam house. ‘tries to convince Kirkwe un adyenturess and that gontained family jewels sto Fearing Jest’ Dorothy mayb Kirkwood resolves to follow he nt. He goes in soar Bho'and Chiendar ‘were thas CHAPTER IX. (Continued) “Below Bridge,"’ and Be- yond ONDON had turned | pulling the bedeld head and grumbling ting up, but the city was when he paused for a minut in front of the Mansion It ized with a pang of despair that he Hout There dull, vague throbbing in iis completely tucker Weights pressed upon his ey they ached; his mouth was tasted of yesterday's tobacco Sepuind and hi atin, © yawned frequently With a sigh he surrenders Sesh’ a MARTHA, GET BABY, J WANT TR JONES To SEE Him! WHY, MRS, NEWLYWED DUN TOON HIM TO DE DOCTOR HE WAS CRYING So, SHE THOUGHT HE WAS sicrt } Betty Vincent’s Advice on Cou Home Hints. kor Busy Housewives, all will be rries three hundred s © to finance 1 nough she had bought | In her stocking rtship arriage CODD GQOOOS 3 ‘Cheese Balls. ree drops sauce; whites of two exes beaten stiff. Make into balls the size of | Roll in bread crumbs and fry Nice with bread and vutter or serve with salad. jltalian Spaghetti. 8 there any sure sign by v i h 1 many a perplexed girl has According to the old song, “men were ing more difficult than to tell when a man is In lov amusing himself by | tons which, while not infallible tests, ar barometer of a man's affections. When a man cal!s regularly it is almost a’wa | the road to matrimony. ing. Too much stress, however, or three times a week, fc as a good cook or provides cc unday night habit as we | ertain indica- state of the 1 tps as to th nd then means noth- ipon the fact that he calls two to the fact that his , a mere casual visit now salted water; cooked drain tn colander and wash drain again. of tomatoes, | acquires the any one else drops in symptom of the tender The next straw and injured every least a premonit slices of bacon with one onion; add this mixture and let all simmer one Turn into baking dish, cover with | imbs and small pieces of but- ter and brown. Celery and Cabbage. PALATABLE dish can be made of | With his sweetheart and roots of several) partner in it talks of celery which 1s not ten-|try to conciliate the | servant probl halt | pranks, she is prett |A Surprise Party. which shows which man begins to lecture you about your clot Put no trust in the beau w you on your appearance in a you are wearing low slippers on a damp day your doctor bi!ls The third sign of the awakening of love compliments: or fails to notice that He never expects to have to pay | waist on a frosty man discusses business commencing to res A final test that a ma ts own off to be When you first see the snake cha er she is stretched upon a tige and you estimate that she is abo for table use. to father's story “hop up fine son with pepper and salt, one nearly dry, n thicken with tablespoon of corn- | Dear B solved in a Httle dold water; ; of cream or rich milk Peach Dessert. nice peaches, In Love With a Cousin. a. She does Do the men bring cake various contort leruit and the girls also, or do the back is cut to a point en told that Ish that invites she wrinkles in th and when she bends ov each one tn} oe in the oon and eve ess refo The Diving Venus," ® good figure, for dressing as she and take a header into the tank leaves little to the imagination when she gets wet down sult that clings closer than—but oh, splash! icing of confectioner's sugar, roll | peaches in this till well coated, then roll again in grated cocoanut. plates with lady men and girls ood excuse, not to mention into the air | mi: you love merely thifd cousin. yugh to be an cake and th course some people might fingers or some Canned peaches may be [used if fresh ones are not In season. number of guests A Romance of Mystery, Love and Adventure. Inexplicably sly attaching himself amazement | disting when he reined in and his eyes bulged | pried his sense of observation open and ed with the br became alive to the i thy, wink the rf affections: Under 'Kirkwood's ‘This wye, s ouse by night to and deposited |torlan vol Kirkwood thread representaly his class, an intelligent and unfuddied | midship thwart, [hall, a man, clothed si |shirt and disreputable trousers, n grap ad been Bermondsey Wall ‘To this day he can not put a name to le surmises that it was Wapping. looking the river » roofs lined either side of the way women draped them: |the window-sills Palli |iies on ehilahood co: id and wasted paro- piles suppor ntested the middle ood fought on the stairs is turns wit The admonition wa ill but supertiuous ie nating stage in to the con ip on whieh natled, prawns panna full of every nationality known to the hipped aboard 4 Russian Jews, averred naught uniform in these |“ wens waterman sera barks were bent boat she are mykes it type-stamp of the dumb laboring brute uoluniaared the most part silent, morning glow and a hund outlander was sensible relief when his cabi of the entrane dull-visaged, man ambiing more slo ‘Nevvy of mine, sir,’ the eabby's palm being one-and-six. liling over and above the tip's! the waterman and boat, popped hurriedly Avy) bis joints were ‘The man promptly turned his back to broad-shouldered as not of their S| puts this gent aboard a wessel nau frailty, An early cabby, pers ws from Cannon Street at Oohance of Gnding some one minute, ax? announced the fusthryte Waterman; ‘enowe the river like & book, he do.” | he stipulated up alongwide an You'h mind the ‘orse al : Ap the boat the man with the beiing other fosting stage, iu the shadow of Like # plague of brave, overhead It Was ‘ere Beauty Hints by Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Oily Hair. fs vigorous scalp massage. For the first few days the condition C. R—The best thing for olly hair | loves 4 sked me to answer. | will seem more excessive, but when the scalp 1s somewhat more flextble the natural ofl will be more evenly distrib uted and the greasy look will disap- pear. Shampooing too often with borax will not help. Wash the halr every ten days or two weeks with a pure soap, oF liquid green soap, and once a day apply this tonic: Cologne, 8 ounces; tincture of cantharides, 1 ounce; of] of English lavender, ofl of rosemary, % dram each. Apply to the roots of the hair once or twice a day. It 1s positively necessary that the scalp should be kept clean, Hair Turning Gray. INA—When y hatrs begin to persistent and can seldom be ar- ted, Scalp massage will, however, sometimes do it, by invigorating the cfr- culation, and you had better elther take a few treatments from a scalp special- ist or be your own masseuse, Apply the tonle (formula printed here) once a day Red hair is especially prone to turn gray prematurely, but since your scalp is in a bad condition and the hair ts falling out {t 4s possible that proper treatment may stop the white hairs, If not I fear you will have to resort to hair dye or stain In order to restore the natural color, Here is the tonic for- mula: Sulphate of quinine, 1 dram; rose water, 8 ounces; dilute sulphurle acid, 1) minims; rectified spirits, 2 ounces; then further add glycerin, % ounce; essence royale or essence musk, |5 or 6 minims, Agitate until solution is Jcomplete. Apply to the roots every day, | THE BLACK BAG: nother tenement—hoth so like those from which they had embarked that Kirkwood would have been unable to ish one from ano.ber In the bows old Bob lifted up a sten- ummoning one William. ear-rackin ply in dirty wed bbing In answer to the thir himself in the doorway above, r the sleep out of a red, bloated counte- nance with a mighty and grimy fist j10,"" he said surlily, ‘Wot's tht row? Oo," interrogated Old Bob, holding the boat steady by grasping the stage, was th’ party wot engayged yer larst night, Bill Party name o' Allytheer,” growled the lrowsy one Wy Party ‘ere's 'ookin’ for ‘i. Where'll I tind this Ally(heer Best | ried t © one above owas at Kirkwood's hea 4 What sort of a ely {emergency involving a¥ much as te |bob, shoved @n again And again the boat was flying d nN midstream, t th gold of the morning arting eaden shot y beneath its t alr Was still, heayy and tepid; the tion brought out beaded a vst hung @ turgid sky, dull with haze, through which the mounting sup swam | with one—not personally, but she was|ply to answer begging letters, |whom we both know, had come to her “pref |tune out of a stolen invention, the firs¢]in the thteving 1 | writing books | the invention ou Magazine, Tuesday, Dédémber 5; 19087 CCCCOODU0 ce L, Cullen. NSDIEOOOIOOISOIO ly denies that} it down and partake heartily of pork women insist | chops, Thenceforward you know that upon having | she has {tt on you, the Inst word in an argument. But she| ™ Curtoalty killed a cat,” she taunts, cinins, and obtains, the last word {nj when you want to find out something the argument that ensues upon her de-| you've @ right to know about. Then nial she proceeds to rvad the last chapter If she must say “glahse* and “hahit-| first of the new novel in order to find pahst" and “ahfternoon” and such like| out !f “they” get married at the when her nifty women friends are vis-| wind-up. ting her, why wouldn't she kid @ fel-| She tells you, with more or less as- low along a bit by employing the same| sumed umbrage, th Pronunolation when alone with him—if a Ube) Gado had set0 Orly too Reepi In practiont a man, in the car or somewhere, She has virtually succeeded, by now,| “kept staring and etaring” at her. in leading you up to “your Christmas| But what 1s she alwaya doing with Kitt to her that she picked out and had! yer own eyes that she sees all of put aside last October. And, somehow, Py +\ this “staring?” you'll always imagine that you selected | ‘""" iCHfOR HURWRE HEL | You catch her failing to thank the Don't tell her that you're going to slip | man who has given up his seat in the note to your downtown letter carrier C#™ to her, and you tell her about ft, as a Christmas gift. She's susptelous | Her answer to that is, “What did you enough as It is of the postman who de- | expect me to do? Throw my arms livers letters at your office, around his neck?" Whereupon, ale 1f Anthony had seen Cleopatra tboUsh you're right and she's wrong, “greasing” her chapped hands, and|¥0U Pipe down, as usual. a3 ot matter in what bad trim yous! drawing an old pair of his gloves nails may be, she can't see why over them, would he have chucked you should have them attended to by @ away a world for her, just the same? ™Nicure—unless she selects the man Domestic cure, to the ake S" Indignant- | pound of chocolate candies and then rithmetic: If both parties h are for bathing on the same night, and there's only enough hot water for one bath, which of the two Invariably wins? en she suffers from a touch of d r sense of humor really is not em» » Why Is ft that she always has so much tittering fun when, in calling you up en the ‘phone at your office, she ay This is Tottie’ or “Myrtle” or Mabel?’ When, again, your women guests at dinner are excessively pretty and ine teresting, why does the spouse of your bosom Insist upon telling ‘em all of the ndalous things that your mother i her about the disgraceful doings of a your babyhood? A she diagnoses tt as nervous pros- ation. When dyspepsta grabs you, however, It's Just dyspepsia, resulting fron ourmandizing. 1 Imagine yourself to be pretty rugged until some morning you see her {, devour before breakfast about h your OOS) Tot F women had a sense of humor, do) she done so frankly. But she forgets I you think they would ever put on|herself once in a while and announce? ar | that he was born to the purple an.’ I trow not. For|that poverty 1s not was not, nor eves while they can, @8/has been, as far as she and her famils Mr. Dooley says, |are concerned. “torm an tnposing | Alas for the conventions which cus- sight to those who|tom imposes! can be {mposed| Instead of sitting a silent auditor ++ upon,” sooner or|her future thumilfation when sho th later they will for- | struts and oackles, wouldn't it be kinds! get that tt Isn'tedl |i one should put out @ restraining han: true, and will be| and sav: airy with someone| “Don't, my dear! Please remembet who knew them|that I know how you are lying and how when they were| @ifuly mortified you will be when { doing thelr own|am gone and you come to!”* work; and then—| I wonder tf thte particular woman ha: well, nothing on|come to yet! For no longer ago tha: the stage ts half|last week ehe told me af one of the ol” as funny as the{artist set who had begged a temporar: woman who for-|loan of her to tide the poor woman ove gets her audience and struts before | tho cost of an fllness and Mrw. Blank co- some one who knows her. fused it, telling me that she had an- Alas, I have Just had an experience | swered through @ secretary, “kept sim- that, in- r woman, |stead of lending the money, she had emmed to assist’ by causing her tor help and how she had refused tt | husband to order material of the hus- Now before her husband made a for-| band of the old friend for goods ventors business— coda which had first to be manufee. ured, 60 that delivery and payment lved hum vould be postponed at least thres ened cirounstances and was frankly the | months! And the need was urgent! d of the artistic set In which whe} And then Mrs. Blank explained te oe at that time s ut length about the secretary! elt publishing then Alas and alack! Has she forgotten tha explaining to me how anot 8 one of the simplest, nices re women I ever knew. ade a joke of her str: oman ws most sinc then moved. |her own expens days when she had to borrow-new ‘Men the real inventor died and tt was | money only safe for Mrs, Blank's husband to steal|der to give her dinnera! as exploit it ee | Td laugh except that I feel more like now doing. Where- | wee; | tle Mrs, Blank betook he s, decked herself in velvet | wn; but china and silver, in one io he his own, wt upon poor Af to Ps furs and jewels sultable for | 5, Ox- | bulges with unacoustomed) fatness—who pretends ancestral halls inf tutor for the} house which glistens with fresh pada a dowager, put one of her rd, € French ngaged Pend vasa te he forgot 1 reeks of varnish! cerary aspirations and offered hers Pie shams in evidence are at once the Hf jmost amusing and the most pathety riowsly as a candidate for socte' ‘things exploited in that bill of contings All of which would have been well, had |ous vaudeville men call society, By Louis Joseph Vance, o Author of “The Brass Bowl,” “ The Private War,” Ete, and cloudless, but besmirched as, From right to left his eager glanee © polished mirror of the heavens | swept the river's widening reach. Vees had been fouled by the breat cls were there in abundance, odd, une faetntent wieldy, blunt-bowed craft with huges rakish, tawny sails; long strings of flat On right, ahead, Greenwich Collage loomed up, the great & barges, pyramidal mounds of coal on buildings beyond the embanksm: euch, lashed to another and convoyed by panting tugs; steam cargo boats, ively dominating the § batte through theie ed, worn, rus’ ed 80 ! relief against the montoneeatitielcivers bas t age-old paint; @ steel leviathan of the abreast and ebbed into the backward | deep , half cargo, half passenger of the scene bout, warping reluctantly into the we near? wood would | Mouth of the Victoria Dock tidal basin— Muviavneine but no brigantine, no sailing vessel of younger waterman He Jown suddenly. “She's gone!’ : a hollow gasp. panied; “Dawn't-see—naw. ‘ r.”” He resuined his seat, William—as ‘ . c b 1 suppose will identical grunt wered him; bh T elder waterman shook his head, mF 4 f e * # © Might be round~» ght be-passin' Purfleet, ng Wilyur on We ‘as, War ynso- your r as Ve lor man, “Tyke Here? £ Willian dashed the sweat from Kinky n rose ala iy b ere f » eon hig Pa, ¥ A é ing ‘ thet ¢ sweeps again lo the Woods ce Oud Hob Was as teady. Wit Uiculate ory they as 4 (ty Be Coutued) a against the leap * t ‘Sumwhere's oe