The evening world. Newspaper, December 3, 1908, Page 18

The tap Park Row, 1 evn eerste, Pe, YBa md te Entered at the Post-Ofice at New jubdscription to The Evening | Rates for the Pubitehea Daily Pxcept Sunday by tho Pr Evening ” stand, Publishing Company, Nos, 63 to 68 New York. ry 1908. Wo Oh, Memory! By Maurice Ketten. — TJ HOURS 2AINUTES IANO ONE SECOND AND A HALE Gros TAINUTES y aiats fea a 010 You TUR DAY ) MACARONI oF OcToBER ) | ee) 2 Boren & ano''§ GOS ! Portions OF IGE CREAN Two CARROTS L_ ONE TURNIP- A PIECE OF POMPrin 2} ) PE -A CEH TASSE (Cosy A NICKEL CIGAR WHEN 01D You GeT THat $2.000000009 rid Daily Magazine; Thuvsday, December 3, ! WHEN WERE You ELECTED PRESIDENT | AND VICE-PRES OF THE STANDARD Oi Ce D ‘Ss PRosecot LAWYER «K Px and Canad : ; One Year. ‘4 One Month, aii ssi the theatre m } approve the | ; Board of Ald y ing World's ordinan ee theatre tick j her are two ¢ ¢ el which prohibits , sidewalk for the sale ti 4 and the other which provid foo that theatre tickets whereve sold shall be at the price printe: E “ on the face of the ticket ok Sidewalk speculators have beer t able to do business through being ¥ licensed for that purpose. On th ht payment of a small fee they re } : ceived permission to block the | : streets in front of theatres, to work in with managers wh. willir extort, and to make more expensive and more troublesor e ¢ | ing’s pleasure of the theatre-going populace. The repeal of this an, license law leaves these specula- tors with no right to use the 5 seo sidewalk for any purpose forbid- } ts den an ordinary citizen, This kind of ticket speculation will be abolished. es As to the hotels and ticket agencies the problem is more dif- ficult. For that reason the gen- eral reform is divided into two ¢ ordinances, so that a court de- cision on the unconstitutionality of a part would not nullify ihe = whole. The hotel and newsstand ticket + jeecretly, and will make clear and ’ speculation. tharge for theatre tick van secretly connive at specula- tion. public are warned and need not jeubmit to any overch 4hey prefer, Indeed, the evil of niation, like ma has grown and thrive through public tol people of New York « more imposition t| Ii he does so openly the > unless ati n the in the A Health Se Being 1 Ine the 5 ie «abatnat th t suai ep Why doesn’t the Board of He mer people to lecture and the rule tar 2 and treatment a write, 4 aie fare to go 10 the Nat Hist 7 ‘ geum and pay a virit to t me bere the cure is dem -: L Either ts Correct, at Te the Editor of F Which is correct Gress ite parents : “father eae AH. ¢ Either + ¢ ate . anore people inclii 1th an Career far Women, » spa ry. write amt tone she should Bp daughters, If she BF = leot @ life occupation tor BBP wnart and edaptadie daught we one that will in the cod bri oo piness, let her tea. er children Bnements of « ing, @. > ed and mod ' We Gress, according to their seuion 1 With the sidewalk epecnlators abolished the remedy for any over- now in the public’s hands. N ~ Letters From the People If he chooses to print the figures $10, the tickets can be sold for Without limiting the right of a theatre manager to charge what price h The Evening World has made no ef- fort to do, it was not possible draw ordinance which theatre manager in con: with a hotel not evrue. If a theatre mi ae) agents have already taken meas- *_ures to test the constitutionality a of the ordinance limiting the = ‘ price of a theatre ticket to the sum printed on its face. 3 This does not interfere with a theatre manager fixing the price cay of seats at anything he pleases. tye en that price. “<! aie he plea es, wh to an a ticket agent eS ger desires to print a higher price on his tickets and then give a commis- sion to the hotel agent for sell- ing them, this ordinance will not prevent it, but any theatre man- cannot do it ager who does this open his partnership with ticket The Commuter’s Luck. 1 OHN GOTHAM moved to Mortgagehurst 1 at fire, But man can live most anywhere, Fspectally if his mind ts bent On buying a homestead “same aa rent.” II. The trains 'twixt Mortgagehurst and town Were numerous throughout the day, Sut when the twilight settled down allroad put those trains away or Mortgagehurst was safe abed ‘Ere Broadway's business clothes were shed. 111. Twice every week John.Gotham's wife Came up to town to see a show. ‘They'd eat a meal ‘midst light and Ute And to the theatre they'd go; But by a fate, perverse and mean, Their last train left at 10.19 Iv. One day a busy little fire Wiped Gotham's cottage off the ma Misfortune did not rouse his tre, In fact he did not care a rap. Ai last,” Le cried, “one thing we'll do— We'll see the whole last act played through. All Is Not Gold OW doth the flathouse boiler work wi out # silp or miss; N The steam‘goes boiling through the pipes, The radiators hiss. No tenant registers a kick, Each flat is warm as wast; Bur just about a month from now There'll be an awful roust, For a steam- Gets in its be: at plant licks fa Raine D ! BETWEEN Sano? ( 12as02 and BETWEEN G6 AND AALF Past & [ WHAT IsIND oF 4 warm Day Y{ A DAY was FRivay THE tO'aF JULY 1842 9 — SiR - 80 DeGReest IN THE SHADE AT 62 _ SS ar 10%< and 99 AT Noon Whenever You Are Lured Into ; By Roy L. McCardell. ¢ pulled her fur “there's a broken Jarr’s place and she took his. he said, ianding him a large ave to hold my muff off the car.” 5 t bag, which was the size of a hing to look ike # Lizzie boy Asp, Kot it, oF dt ivast # portion sald Mr. as he turned y when they arrived at the xcept in the last row.” ats!" sald Mrs, Jerr. “Those are es T want. I won't have to take off my hat.” | d you take it off? Where could you put {t?" as Le fegarded the all-expansive structure | Jarr, ow vse seats! What luck! Seats actually to » stupid men buy seats, and they never | 1 they think of is getting a place up| and drink between the acts!" ld run out and run a Marathon and be d Mr. Jarr as he went to buy the seats | y can run use they were in the centre of the ed remarks from a dozen big hatted act seats, greeted them. But Mrs, Jarr followed, knocking wraps from women's laps lady grabbed at her hatpin. Jarr to task for not getting programmes, Jarr M 1 DON'T RENEMBER 4 5 CAE H “Put thi and ah Mr. Jarr trimmed © his coat. “Don't crowd me so, at the right. become tha’ some taste. to Mr, Jarr. f ste oman # Take this!” “That's the kind of gown I'd Ike to have as an afternoon dress,” indicating a creation worn by: “It's half mourning, but biack and white are greatly in sty d put them in your pocket. after a moment's paus Take ted this season, Inst she hai all sides wit “T ha breath, "P: Mr. J. crowding, but + upon him. of the mi dit to Mr. Jarr Wd my hat!" she thanking him for his old programm Jarr sat pinned to his wear during the rest of the show, Mr. with plunder and aimost hidden behind the bat in his lap I ICL Taking Your Wife to the Theatre in your pecke Those plume: peke & over tne “Put them in your own pocke vas ihe superfluous Jee | sald Mrs, Jarr, with it, * whispered Mrs. Jarr. ust have cost a for she added, ne ail, ad just removed. whispered Mr. nd you know idea" au standing behind. sala fn a tense whisper. spoke to him ngain the rest of the evening. On the way home they Jerr had stuck met the Rangles, WHERE 010 youGET TWAT BILLION ? Do You tiave the Same Pleasing Experiences as Befell Mr. Jarr? | p by putting the bunch of junk in "Oh look at that “if I had money at leas Mrs, Jarr rolled up her yell, patted it tat a Jarr. snapped Mrs. d ard took the gloves and again Mrs. minine Impedimenta “Would the !ady mind removing her hat? 1 can’t see a thing!” jerked cic her hatpins, lifted off the spreading ! A man standing behind the barrier at their back proffered his. handing over « métal purse on a the other pocket cf hat tn the box hat blue dress does>'t Vd evince ! passed it of the actresses for afternoon w As Mrs. Jarr said “['m stuffed now Jarr under 1e 7 ecused him 9f had been thrus said tne roof she wore and “You encouraged that man by Jaden down and Mrs. Jarr never and Mrs. Jarr told them that Mr. | her Into a back seat where she couldn't hear or see a but that was ike » man anyway, they had no consideration! A Flight of Fancy a oe ae se By F. G. Long = S thing, | When the mercury registers About 48, ++ The Manhattan Primer. OME-THING seems to be hurt-ing the tick-et spec-u-la-tor, He ts ut-ter-ing loud cries, al- Tat-ing with low moans, Yes, A-bra-ham, the tick-et spec-u-la-tor, is in pain. His righ’ have been in-vad-ed by the Board of al-der-men, And who s done this foul deed? The man-a-gers. Why have the man-a-gers turned upon thelr erst-while friend in this un-nate u-ral fash-ion? Be-cause the spec-usla-tor wes ed-u-cat-ing the pub-llc in ways of ex-trav-a- gance. ( Guid-ed by the ~pec tor, the thea-tre go-er has be-gun to dis-play a wil-! ling-ness to pay $2.50 or $3 tor a seat which the box of-fice would have to sell for! $. if it was of-fice. The me was ¢ ig when the pub-lic would have storm-ed the box of-fice wed to pay $2.50 for a $2 seat. And will it pos-si-bl: to go to thy box of-fice and get @ sent for $2 af-ter a ped-dling but-t-rs and sus-perd-erst? + yot” Came Is England's , Wlost Popular Fad one wild over the “Dot game. Limericks have been rele- ap heap by this newer, far more amusing fad. The fol- as published in last Saturday's Evening World: NGLAND bh dw draw a for one of his ¢ and to exe match man," using each of the five dots ise all ingenuity in making the figure eccentrig or otherwise interesting. Many hundreds of figures were 1e- to this, Prizes will be awarded for the best of them, Here It Was submitted by J. I, McIntyre, of No. 156 Clinton aders Were reque | funny, celved in respon: |1s one of the clevress, javenue, Jersey City. OX, KICKING A Goat THE LAST LaP CLEARING TRE BAR 'scvus. Vry (hla funnces of pew amusements, It will be as popular here Bugiand. So yet in practice, No further prises are offered, . THROWING THIS D> ‘2