The evening world. Newspaper, November 16, 1908, Page 12

| } ; The Che Pudi ed Dally xcept Sunday Park Row, New York F semen reutTZER, Men, hat 1 Sie ANGUS SIAM Aue Tras 81 Tran Aa | fe as Second-Ciass Mail Matter. Entered at the F ‘i a ‘5 We: nd and the. Continent and pmabecrption | Rates 6 Heceath ein the Tnternational | and Canada. i} Postal Unton ” One Year $3.5 | One Year . ‘ . oo One Month... ow 30, | One Mont ( NO. 17,28 FORGING FIVE COWS. T VOLUME 49 O dwellers in cities who do not) know on which side of a cow to put the milk the idea that a cow can be forged | stool is novel. Most cows cannot be forged, becatise they have no pedi- grees. Many pedigreed: cows in the United States are descended from the Istand of Jersey, henee the name Jersey lies in dersey cow. lis dairymen of of the English Channel and is part of Great Britain. have bred for hundreds of years until the blood of their cows Is purer and more certain strains than that of the English Ifouse Lords. Frank TE. Dawley, an ¢ a director of the State Agricultur agers of the + inl of the State Board of Agriculture, Institutes. and one of the man- and sold to dif- . was also in the cow busines ate ented to be pure blooded Jerseys, | ferent parties cows which repr of which he furnished certificates of birth, registration and age. Some of the purchasers became suspicious about the a breeding of these cows an! took the matter up with the Ameri Jers compare their real ages with the official registry. heard and judgment ‘vas brought in finding Frank E. Dawley of forging several cows. y Club. Veterinaries were appointed to examine the cows and | : | Witnesses were | guilty | BIRD 190, | iy Y. The age of the cows can be told by the rings on their horns their teeth. It appeared from the testimony that two cows, ealled Dotshome Czarlil and Dotshome Elizabeth W., represented to be the progeny of Dot’s Lily, were not born until some time after Dot's Lily died. Also that Dotshome Matilda, Dotshome Matilda Naiad and Matilda of Maple Row were not the daughners of Matilda of Side ; View. ordinary cows which Mr. Dawley had got in a trade, ng of guilty Mr. Dawley resigned hi an Jersey Club. and Instead of being of pure Jersey descent some of these were Following the fin office and wat expelled from the Ame The readers of this paper who milk rarely see a cow, much | one, should know that tens of thou- sands of families in this State make a living through cows. To forge a cow affects more people than to forge a chee This cow forgery c going on more than t Tis result will be better cows, purer milk and more butter, bo- cause the conviction of this } ; A i official is a warning to all other offenders a nst the purity of the cow, Vor this the public are indebted to the persistent efforts of the| Rural New “in Yorker and other gvicultural pa ing to do their duty in their field, g World tries to] do its dut jeld, Letters From the People Shakeap in Prench To the Edit T a 1 found sowing tt m Shake er I from. Here juotation: "s Je vous pric i 1 coeur,” IMI he quotation ts f Ae You Like It." In the original Ex it "What stature is she or? Just a 48 iny heart." At the Amtor Library, W nd a f . newspas Slow Subway Se Te the Ea Why do the subway t “7 1 wit erest the Bs wit and 7 o'clock I ' f tine ‘ ki x following interest t the tt ‘ at King Co! in rush , t " ¢ Does the # ean expliln ¢ art into hte ef our unde ’ the a alwove w ° * ef ae st Cage the bra ran a ‘ Your are cart aside Who are stroggling to Mecover £ In the rid Almaune, ening W fre marriage Letween tr, ts weal H. Me ard | a s which are faithfully | to the The Day of Rest Evening Worid Daily Magazine, M Monday, By Maurice Ketten. You ‘ve BOTHERED THE LIFE out OFME ALL AORNIN Cr DARN You | Tate Tat! You Pesky Fy! You witt Tictsle AY NOSE, EH? TT roe EXTERMINATE >) You! You STRAGGLE Rt) [== ui UAE SEVEN YEARS oF BAD LUCK ALt FoR ONE CONE FLY! Boo-Hoo! ta | nan i » Mrs, Jarr Has Invented a Wondrous Trap for Catching a Double Quantity of Her Hu band’s Hard-Earned Dollars By Roy L. McCardell. hold troops had swept down upon him in a final crushing charge and he found he could no longer hold the fort. Terms of capitulation were agreed upon and he had marched out, as he thought, with all the honors of war, ‘But, mind you," he said, “I'll meet you at the store at the time you say, but I won't give more than $15 for a hat! Fifteen dollars is enough to buy a hat for Mrs. Astor or Mrs. Vanderbiit, and it's too much for @ hat for a poor man's wife, tf I do say {t!” “I don't see why you say that’ sald Mrs. Jarr. ‘There's Mrs, Kittingly, who has nothing but her allmony—of course, 1 don’t know how much it is—and look at the hats she wears! And Mrs, Rangle has a fine hat that couldn't have ost less than $60, and that man Rangle doesn't make the money you do! And look at Clara Mudridge, and she a working girl! Of course, her mother has money, but she's a stenographer, and she couldn't be seen going down to where she works on a rainy day in the kind of hat I'm A LL the home artillery had been brought to bear on Mr. Jarr, the house- d to get." "Well. I don't ca at for Mrs, Stuyvesant Fish, Jarr, ‘$15 should be enough to buy @ mother had a bonnet she trimmed herself, said Mr. My and she wore it every Sunday and to funerals and other pleasure trips—the same yonnet—for twenty years “These are different times and I'm not your mother,” sald Mrs. Jarr. "I weed a hat, and if I can't get a good one I'll take what I can get.” But she lid not press upon this point too much; whit she wanted was to get Mr. Jarr store. : They met at the time appointed and were directed to the millinery department. ‘A disengaged saleslady floated grandly up to.them, (A regular chiffonier! A tall dresser!” as Mr. Jarr described her afterward.) murmured the blond yision want a Directolre, but not too pronounced, with What can I show you? A hat,” said Mrs, Jarr at least two big plumes, and | Would have seen I was joking. “Something for about $15," interrupted Mr. Jarr. The smile passed from the face of the stately b “There Is a sale of cheap trimmed hats in the basement,” she said, coldly. Mr. Jarr had his pride, Mrs. Jarr had counted on that, “If you would let me finish,” he remarked coldly to the Show us the best you've got!” "Beg pardon,” said the saleslady, crushingly Was speaking to Mrs. Jarr now) ‘that would become you very much indeed Eighty-four dollars." And she handed over a blue velvet pagoda roof smoth. ered in ostrich plumes, “Oh, somethi not 80 expensive, {ad Mrs. Jarr. “Here's a Paris model,” said the saleslady graciously to Mrs. Jarr and tgnor. ing Mr. Jarr completely. difference and I can put a Paris tip in it.’ “What's a Paris tip?’ asked Mr. Jarr. lesiady, He was regarded with calm Indifference by the superior salesiady person, and | Mrs. Jarr replied: “Why, How much is the hat?" “I can make you a very special price,” said the saleslady, a Paris trade mark and maker's name, of course $60, but I can let you have It for $99.49."" Mrs. Jarr's eyes sparkled. It wus the biggest hat on edrth and a bargain! “Care for that one?” asked Mr. Jarr, carelessly, “Just sults your face, my dear,” said the Je in sight, ‘What you let her call you ‘my dear’ for?’ whispered Mr. Jarr. impertinent, I think, What right has she to call you ‘my dear'?”’ | “I'm glad to have somebody, even @ stranger, show some affection for me,”| io discover what is the 1 | sald Mrs. Jarr. The waleslady got out a gummed label, “Paquin, Parts,"" and stuck it in the hat. Mr. Jarr fished up the money. ‘Gee!’ he said, ” have to give me carfare to get back to the office.’ “Well, I do declare,” said Mrs, Jarr, peevishly, as she opened her purse, “you take every cent from me!” can just make ft. ‘You'll The Million Dollar Kid IF 2 CAN'T RAE #1000 BY TOMORROW RUINED! MERCHANT TAILOR, (sure! iv's & Swed \SuiT! YoU Loold FIFTY PER CENT \ BETTER THAN Yov pip! ~ ~ I WISH TO OPEN ‘AN ACCOUNT ~ HERE'S 4) 200! MAKE ME A suiT dust + THs one! ‘> ¢ ‘on BEA wad SAVED' I CAN \ KEEP THE OLD BUSINESS GoIng Now! MR. MONK MUST GE WEARING “THAT SUIT TO PAY AN | ELECTION BET! WELL! You wST WAIT UNTIL L HELP SOMEBODY Ese! You JUST November 16, 1908: € | natefret settlement of seven log huts and a “you “Here is a sweet thing’ (she “It's a copy of an imported hat—no one can tell the “the shape has a dent tn ft, but not to hurt and under the trimming, The hat was to be eold at | leslady, gushingly, as she saw “Deuced « By R. W. Taylor': F Fifty American | Soldiers of Fortune By Albert Payson Terhune ! No. 12.—MILES STANDISH, LITTLE band of eight bard-faced men, with steeplecrowned hats, A cropped hair and rough ciothes, marched through the Massachusetts forests one day in 1623. At their head was a short, thick-set sow dier, fierce of face, heavily bearded—in fact, as different in looks an@ character from his comrades as a war eagle differs from barnyard fowls. He was Miles Standish, true soldier of fortune and natural leader of men, | best born and bravest of all the Pilgrim colony. He and his followers | were bound on one of the most perilous expeditione of the century, A sect of so-called “dissenters” from the Church of England had {come to Plymouth, Maes., aboard the Mayflower late in 1620 to form a | settlement where they could worship God in their own y and be other- wise free from the thousand restrictions which in those days hemmed Englishmen fn on every side. They were simple, God-fearing souls, harsh In life and well fitted to colonize so bleak and hostile a land. How Miles Standish chanced to find himself in such company is a mystery. Standish was a disinherited son of a noble English family, Defrauded of his l rights, he left home and won fame as a soidier in tie pdels Wa rose to the rank of captain, He also while in the Nether= nn lands fell in with the Rev. John Robinson's flock of A Soldier's British emigrants who were about to sail for the new Strange Choice. } World. Standish was not a church member, Neither was ine She in religious sympathy with the emigrants. He was, moreover, of better family and fortune than they, and had a promising European career as a soldier, Yet for some unexplained reason [he joined th Igrims and was at once chosen by them as r military leader. | (The Pilgrims are sald to have sought to form their colony just north of Vir- ginta, But by an error In navig n the Mayflower came to anch oft Cape | Cod, Mass. Therefore they chose that region for thelr new home. They named | the landing place “Plymouth,” In honor of Plymouth, England, The first months |in New England were periods of fearful hardship. The scttlers suffered all the | privations of the early Virginla colonists, with the addition of the plercing northern cold. But these Pilgrims were men of fron broken goid-re: gallants like the first Virginians. The Indians c: them some trouble the very start, but Standish's military prowess kept tance, In 1622 another British colony came out and settled not far from Pl from, ile savages at a dine ymouth. The Indlans plotted to destroy these newcomers. Fearing lest the Pligrims mignt | avenge thelr fellow countrymen, the savages decided to fall on Plymouth also Jand massacre the whole settlement. By a friendly chief, Massasoit, their plan | was revealed to Standish. Quick action was necessary if every Englishman in Massachusetts was not to be slaughtered, and Star was the man for the en.ergen With only eight followers rehed to a cor Indians. He nt a wigwan, signal to fall d be given the hand of one and si eroic Er chiefs, hit. crowded outside, w men. Before th natched ak! attacked m dead w He Then he rushed at the d mon their waiting tribesmen | before both were nt in the wigwam wa rious. On its | result hung gland, perhaps of 2 he moment the chiefs were kill ht followers b army of redskins < surprised at the sudde: the n of thelr leaders, fled terror. | From that 1 were safe. The renown of Miles Standish pread through » Indians looked on him a sort of w wrath as r-god, ayiag \> nds ne ms a AS | Terrorizes ng explo y with scant favor, | the Indians. Robinsor wrote to ihe ish's hot ing it against the d. tem and adding ed some Indians before he colonists could not andt “Oh, how happ: had co: they might, that guar he did more, probably, His explorations, too, open. and treasure! sting succ and far: andish's love story is well known. His wife died that first bitter Piymouth winter. He then fell in love with a Puritan maiden and sent his friend, John Alden, to woo her for him, The girl chose Alden instead, and Standish speedilys consoled himself with anot wife. His son later married Alden's daughter. Miles Si er n dled In 1656, at the age of seventy-two, having llved to fee handful of emigrants increase to sight flourishing towns with a population of 8,00. Missing numbers of this serics will be supplied upon application to ireulntion Department, Evening World, upon receipt of one-ceat amp for each nomber, OWADAYS a man’s interest in a girl is usually the N kind that yields 6 per cént. y It isn't their arguments and quarrels, but those think of married life long silences when husband and wife can’t say to one another that make long, any’ so dre When a married man reads of Solomon's many wives, he sometimes doubts that philosopher's great wisdom after all. Many a club has all the comforts of home, but where is the man who will ao knowledge that home has all the comforts of a clu Funny how a man who will spend two hours of patient toil trying to find out what {s the matter with his fractious auto-car won't spend two minutes trying tter with his fractious wife a man calls his core his co-respondent. chs, the up-to-date home , respectability and your There are no regular rules for spelilng n respondent, for instance, his wife so ofter What with Oriental rugs, coty corners and 1] is becoming a8 much like a Turkish harem as vi husband's salary will permit. i The nicest thing about being a widow is that you can chaperone yourself while you flirt, Aadays; W ‘| t+ Cos Cob Nature Notes , UR neighbor, Theodore Roosevelt, who is now in Washington, being President of the United States for a few weeks, has remembered us personally with a blank to tell him how to uplift our farmers. We would gladly reply if we knew what kind of farmer he means. Whether. | MB) farmers like B.C. Converse and 1, C, Benedict, who make their living shearing lambs; C. W. Post, who raises funds for his family by seiling breakfast food; oyster farmers like Frank Lockwood, Prank I, Palmer and Uncle Ben Wil- | mot, or plain farmers like the Husteds, Juneses and Ferrises, We have all kinds of them here. Most of our plain farmers would like to have their fields moved a little nearer the shore so St would not be 80 far to go They have nearly everything That's clamming, and some few would like gramopliones. ela Nelghbor Roosevelt says that he will keep the reply to himself. what Mr, Harriman thought—once, lectmen awarded the town printing to the Greenwich phic, the Greenwich News has becdme robust for reform, ‘The Graphic in turn [12 now philosophical and tolerant of sin, It declares the T. 8, are endowed with ancient privileges and responsibilities and that our eltizens should not speak | cross to them | Assistant Permanent Selectman, | Burnes has replied to the impertinent who wanted to know if he thought one man should hold more than one office, He says In effect if the man wants the oMces he should have all he can hold. The Sound Beachers think dif |forent, They feel that public office ought not to be a Private Individual ‘Trust, aa it is in Horseneck, and that Now and ‘Then one might wander their way, |” phe gray light of the autumn is kind to the eye, Distant pointe grow near to the view. Standing on what is ieft us of My, Mellen's depot platform the Long Inland coast 1s c’ear, nine miles away. Pop Muller's hotel at Bayville looms up like a white monolith, and the palatial homes of Mr. Ryan's and Mr, Harriman's lawye w up vast to the right. Neighbor ‘Theodore Roosevelt's huuse is near them, but with some water called Oyster Bay between, It 1s not in the view, although it stands on a bluff, because there is a bigger bluf tn front of While the neighboring community of New York says it is suffering because there are no places in it for people to gamble away thelr money on whether @ horse will go fast or slow, Horseneck is bgtter fixed. John Boles's poolroom runs all the time and our citizens who wish to keep poor patronize it In large num- bers. We mention this because people think that Connecticut ts run under Blue Laws, and because many of us can remember when Mr. Mellen's railroad was not allowed to rum care on Bundey if they stopped AnYWhOSe rmx mf" ® Since the Temporary nd Assemblyman Charles D, ae nei inattin il ail iinet