The evening world. Newspaper, November 12, 1908, Page 16

: i : The en ing dhe + Ts 1908. nA iat n,. vin ik . TIAN k World Daily Mafiazine, Thursday, November 12, Fooled Again. By Maurice Ketten. Pudiished Dally Except Sunda vy, Nos to & i Row, New Y |=ernnmsnencreneneins aneineaian amet a a ete a a nee ee. = a f GOBER PULITZER, Poa, these AST BELOW Hee, Treas co i @ubsctiption na f £ | For } : 4 | Work! for tie United Ait Count t Rte ate ae One y $3.50 | sae | ) One Monti ‘ 3 } is | a m the other night—1 dream it ts tn June VARS BD ccccee ccccsceeveeeeees eeeseececeneseeeees S@ioe ig SS RIE iesW@HTR Hey WHO ME TESTE } —_—— 4 | tu 4, y } A PROFILE GUARANTE a ; 4 twel me y fs in line and ev'ry kind of games acon. ce f fn the bettin’ ring. Of cops there ts a he le the Hl on 4 But ev'ry bi e fence ts c to & post 1 y I hear the i he call—a bbob fronts up to me MGR aI eu : : y An’ says “i is on Hill Top, please, tc hone, twe opening tar , anew thi 3 He sticks a rojl into me mitt. 1 look and git the thrills: According ¢ There's an even million tn it, all in $90 bilis of the Ur y out on the track; the fleld is rushin’ past, Ss forthat Hill Top fllly’s last. Section 7 revenu House of Representatives.” ff hill will therefore egislative birth in the s new t its of a report from the Committec on Ways and Means. This bill will be publ to the public as real tariff reform. ! Under its constitutional power foncur with amendments,” then a little conference « ‘produce the real “revision of the tariff by its friend The first schedule taken up was of drug: chemicals. An appeal was made to protect t turers of the United States. ‘ere millionaires without any tariff. one-half cent a pound on cocoanut oil to enco ‘of substitutes. (as arboreal curi ig “uties on the plain ground that the Republican national platform guaranteed “a reasonable profit,” and who is more competent to Bay what a reasonable profit is than the manufacturer himself? and exploited “the Senate may se or littee will ° ils, paints and > quinine manufac- The present quinine manufacturers Somebody wanted a duty of ge the r facture No cocoanuts are grown in the United States except ities. Other manufacturer: ealed for ———=/ 2 TR One innocent strayed in and asked that the tariff on glue materials be reduced. and an independent manufacturer could not compete unless he ‘could get hoofs from South America and Australia. One manufacturer admitted: “I have sold machines which were bringing $20 in this country for $8.50 in South Africa and made ® profit on them, too.” This would be more amusing Iwere it not that some 80,000,000 people of the United Siates have to pay for it. Among these there are, ac- wording to the census of 1900, ‘5,691,746 men and women en gaged in domestic and personal Bervice whose wages no platform Guarantees, 4,778,233 women engaged in trade and itransportation whose wages no kariff guarantees, 10,488,219 farmers and the unprotected business men whose profits nobody guarantees. How lucky are the Packers’ Trnst and the to have their profits ehapen eed by Uncle Sam! | aaianeaias ~ Letters From the People. Truckmen's Arre the Editor of The Evening W ‘About the arrests of so many truck en who are trying to make an hone ving, what are they to do, anywa ull back their horses on that sli sphalt or block pave t and t heir legs? There Js no chance to get @ footing on such pavement, which ts prrinkled very often to the just. Why not have the Socte € ea a of Cruelty to An puch abuses? Colorn of tte men and Po the F on What are the col Bnd just how do they run The colors of the bre: Violet, indig brange und red for Hurry Calle He said that the Packers’ Trust had started | glue factories where it utilized the hoofs of its slaughtered cattle | He added the indisputable statement that | ff he had to sell for $8.50 here he would not make so much profit. Chemical Combine {i h yal “Hell think 1 got the blow."* Just then T hears an awful roar; me face turns pale as chalk, For Hill Top's eatin’ up winnin) a walk Int 1 lamp her ride bus! » muh. “The boob'll never know; ‘noney down—the milion’s mine to "Hin ‘Top home te the at it then; I turn around the scene has changed, me p oriod : hriscoe < | “Charity Begins at Home,’’ but Mr. Jarr Waxes Peevish Because His Is the Home Which Charity Has Chosen as a Staiting Fo-nt = part for the 1 was seen tion of By Roy L. McCardell. new dress for hier to sing tn t her hair you beat that!’ jown the letter he dress dc that sort. 3 * said Mr. Jarr as lie threw nacniin vin "A and Kate,” nthe sked Mrs. Jarr. “A bill?” "said Mr. Jarr, “I'm used to bilis ta bit toward rals Distemper in Pet Dogs! 1 wouldn't shy ne to sald Mr, Jarr, and eve se his own dister It wes Mre. Stryve Well, what ¢ Jarr. ting nad about it r an at is, e the mon ; B toe Duke of Mane of nar jong their friends and tn public places, we mustn't fo fess peaieleya Willlam men phi anthropic work.” i 1 :W lioage. O shove Forgetting sentiments she had but recently expressed, Mrs Jarr sald, “To t nt 1 Me au: sure!’ e Ca naw 1 raeea aon Well, my pet charity ts ne fd Mrs. Stryver 1 dear, the hoine we tion for of funds. half-heated institution; medica ttendance for our Gear little ¢ Jarr, toh Will you soifcit eubseriy your friends and ¢ “And nobody shou ‘or & cat. And speak tra isn't a cat, Dut }on "t like to do it,” said Mra, Jarr, “but for the sake of dear little homeless mot Mariya trainee a fs, she's a mo hildren I will! Tor the er—but she t fam Children!” fairly screamed Mrs, Stryver. “Ugh! Hoy can you tak of them! 1 ae e has a t i ter her to mean our Luilabye Home tor Kitt) oxsle | her tc sing for ¢ 8 shi 8 to lose the time from What cah xe do If one hopes to get along socially? Mrs. Jarr sate e'd sve of a about it iftly by towar d high, bris he or ing ancient ley t vat oming New 1m can still Monus, The as b gh of late t ‘a 1 OnE orner of the bar at th ed n, ‘Ther tle real da {sone more, He considers it ar r Jer has two larg ny gard He nuch pleas the quality of sand they bri ae i sie nud used to be. stimated that $3,000,000 worth of automobiles are oy of which we are an put my man wise or dat dare (rick j hope Lo sand sometim Cob, of which we r Darragh has set 13 winter halr-cut, which ma door and | like Wak | icon ; : aie -—— he mint fs still green and fragrant by the roadsides, vt tov cold f Noh insoryf-+-i4+ ne seal enn all mb lia nutton gi George Palm us boug x up Long tt anil ASAI Cob hows. Fare Frank Tod has a horse for sale. ANS | The - Day’s Good Stories, | Ler eeanne, wewet nua. 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