The evening world. Newspaper, November 5, 1908, Page 18

Magazine, Thursday, November 5. ° Published Dally Except Bunday by the Prese Prfslivhing Company, Non. 63 to 68) Park Rew, New York | 2, ANGUS AIVATT, Rae-Trom., 901 Wort 111 Mirek, [CRORREA PULITRER, Pron, # Rast 18 Mires, wu ‘ Fintered at the Post-Office at New York as Becond-Ciass Mati Matter. t a becription Rater to The Evening | For England and the Continent an CS World for the United Btates and Canada, ‘All Countries in the International Postal Union. @ne Yenr.. bat “4 One Year. ea One Month. inn NOLUME 49 DEMOCRACY'S DEADLIEST FOES. In the campaign of 1896 Mr, Bryan had no iore enthusiastic supporters than Hearst and Debs. In the contest that has just flosed he had no moro vindictive opponents than they. Plainly enough, both Hearst and Debs were actuated by a single purpose this year, and that was to defeat the Democratic party at all hazards. They did not openly avow a desire to witness an overwhelming Re-| publican triumph, but they did express a wish for a paralyzing Democratic defeat. | ‘This attitude on their part can have had no other origin than in a} Delief that it is possible to destroy the Democratic party and to} weatter its former adherents among the organizations which they ontrol. That has been socialism’s plan from the first. It is also wbviously enough the hope of the semi-socialism which Mr. Hearst ‘gnaintains under the guise of his personally conducted League, With the Democratic party out of the way it would not be a difficult task ‘ho. unite the Debs Socialists, the Hearst Socialists and the Populistic Socialists in one formidable party of depredation. Probably we Jhave not seen the last of this undertaking. | The whole dismal programme can be brought to naught if the, (Democratic party can be made to adhere to its principles. To defeat ‘the socialistic conspiracy and to preserve the Democratic party there | must be not Jess Democracy but more Democracy on the part of the “Democratic organization. It must not make corrupting alliances. It ‘must not surrender principle in the vain hope of getting votes. It must hold its ground against all comers, and particularly against those whose aim is not its defeat but its destruction. | If the Democratic party passes out of existence we shall have “iw this country a clase struggle of terrifying ferocity. There will, ‘be an abandonment of the attempt to restore Jeffersonian equunty Send justice. Republivanisin, with its Privilege and Plutocracy, will) be confronted, not by a constitutional Democracy, but by-a revolu- tionary movement hostile alike to law, to liberty, to property and to} One Month | order. Democrats have had ample warning of the purposes of those who this year have been their m@st'malicious assailants. Will they have the courage and the character to stand fast as Democrats and | as Americans? ————— | THE COST OF LIVING. | Perhaps in the new Demoeratic leadership which is likely Xo deyelop soon there will be a man wise enough and Democratic olved in the increased cost of living, enongh to grasp the issue inv and by an orderly marshalling of facts and fi as to ‘the remedies needed which will appeal to the good judgment of his fellow men. ‘This is a question in economics that appeals | strongly to the millions. It ie a problem for statesmanship, and| there is a Presidency in it. For many years past we have been} asked to address ourselves to profound propositions in sociology, | gures reach conclusions | i} > finance, law and imperialism which few understand and which may) ¢¢ 1\ a co not have a very direct bearing upon the individual. In the mean-| time outgo increases and income remains stationary or falls. The able, truthful, eloquent Democrat who marries himself to this i will ities is © y ecade to come. shape the politics of this country for a decade 7 P' P MAKING HERSELF DISAGREEABLE. i ig woman’s club in New Orleans which favors suffrage for the ex has resolved that in the pursuit of its object it will not be lady- Tike any longer. Like their English sisters, its iembers wil! make themselves as disagrecable as possible, and by so doing they believe ‘that victory will be assured. What a marvellous creation is woman! {How persuasive, how powerful, how all-compelling, and yet how| Wogical! Women rule in two ways—by making themselves xistibly charming and by making life @ burden to those who oppose them. But they usually do neither of these in public. If a fairly company with disasts Por Local Olymple Games. fi if Letters From the People. rre-| at the offend! several black-headed pi The Evening World Daily Prosperity a la Taft. | By Maurice Ketten. | by Martin ur-en, ~ | Se ‘ os PN Se j The Auction Room Lady. = HH x e 7 a auction room Indy ts wild of eye, —— A And her skirt drags on the ground Her hatr ts tousled, bh ts awry, a But look at the bargain she's found! ‘Tis a battered old lamp with a marble base That she bid up to 2.89— And many a decade has run {ts race Since last that old lamp did shine. | She started from home with a definite plan To purchase a simple rug: And then she was stylish and spick and span, But she met with the auction room bug. All day she has fluttered with feverish haste Through many an auction mart; There's a ragged tear in her white shirt waist, But a thrill of joy in her heart. Bhe bid and she bid and she bid and bid, And they let her buy every time, From a Japanese vase to an {ron stove lid | And a statuette that’s a crime. The stuff that she bought {s a load for a van— She knows she was done down the line— But she’s happy to think that the auction room man Let that lamp go for 2.89. a What Is Poor Man to Do? N office, store and stifiing factory air, In laundry, kitchen, restaurant, everywhere, The female toller works, and ofttimes slaves; And many thousands to untimely graves Are pushed by competition's flerce, relentless pace, The timid female of our mother’s placid day To Amazonian restlessness gives way; ‘ “L" train and Subway bear a rush-hour throng Of petticoated workers pushing men along— Maid, wife and widow entered in the gruelling race. | Bhort-sighted males, with profit as thelr aim, Hire women cheaply to advance thetr kame; And by their action thelr descon Jan's rob— For each three working women destroy one man's Job. Th By Nixola Greeley-Smith : NO. VIIL—SUNDAY, THE LEAN AND SLIPPERED PANTA- LOON, E has made all sorts of plans for his Sunday. Each week he takes in H advance an imaginary trip to the country, where he will be outdoors all day and get the exercise of which his sedentary occupation de- prives him other times. In his mind's eye he has, been as far as Lagewood or Atlantic City, but in reality the lay ts from his bedside OOCOOOCOR makes on Su only journ Why Do Children Wait Till You’re Starting for the Theatre, And Then Cut Loose in an Orgy of Naughtiness? Ask Mrs. Jarr. J self up. Willle, take this medicine!” "Td want to!” bawled the boy By Roy L. McCardell. “That's a dear, do take it and {t will make you well. Don't you see papa It does show!" sh “Well, do hurr: 1 pettic sald eon, then!” sald Mr, Jarr impatiently. ‘Now, {f you are going to hurry me, I won't go!" declared Mrs Jarr. “What enjoyment will I get out of the theatre tf you have me all worried and nervous? There! look what the laun has done to my best shirt waist! Oh, dear! It isn’ the wearing of things that ruins t “Are you going to ch: won't be noticed.”’ It will wearing my new two-piece sult and ff it is warin in the | shouting theatre, as it is likely to be, I can take off the coat if I “Cry baby! have a good shirt waist on. How does my hat look? Does my petticoat show?" “Do you want {t to show?’ aske committed himself to apswer the question. “Certainly not!” 5: “Well, it doesn't show then,’ growled Mr. Jarr. "Can't we look our But Mrs. Jarr walked back from the burea over her shoulder “And you'd let me go ald Mr. Jarr nervously, as the good at. “Of course,” she sald, talking thi in her mouth, ett? asked Mz Tt Jarr held his nose; and when the boy commenced to gasp the t much more than half going over the pillows be noticed," said Mrs. Jarr pee! I'm this ti enced to jt up and down and clap her hands, “of course, if 1 were dressed tn style I {s waiting for 1 This plea hac ffect upon the obdurate urchin. “I'll give you a penny,” said Mrs. Jarr on now!” 1 take it for a quarter,’ sald the boy is was too much for a fond mother’s patience A sound of struggle was at which Mr. Jarr came to the rescue. He held the youngster’s feet and mma?" ry cared more for ¢ em, it's the wash Cry baby “Did any one e hildren’” eaciaimed Mrs. Jarr. Then she deftly seized the little gi Mr. Jarr, before he Now,” said Mrs you both go right to sleep, If I come home and | fina the bedclothes kicked off I'll whip you both, And you mind the for Mrs. Jarr. f she tells me you get out of bed T di know what I'll do to you Doth > aes Cos Cob Nature Notes. } asked the little boy. and looked sobbed the little girl “Tant I hab m I'm going to p the light can’t have anything. You go to sleep. + Hs that way.” you see mamma Wants to go out with papa? Shame on you! Such bad!) iin a four i at the polls on Tuesday y started to wor a putting ballots into the s came all the way from because she | said the t want a drink of water!” Boston to get on record for either 1 aft, B Taal said the lttle girl, “I'm thirsty, too!” Irving } nd John Abraham Lincoln ¥ t be w ing a petticoat. I'd have a sheathbock \ght and said: “I say, go to sleep!’ Then she and George Boles were amo nt at this annual reunion of and then the little girl put b ting and sald: "Weil, are you ready?” Tcarie mitienranti aronicnta Meee PUTIN Arrays nacre | ding cltizer ne fa 9 office seemed asked H a | t for Permanent Selectman 4 Walsh to run ‘Whe seat in Sunday papers and back again, ed at 1 . he breakfasts lel- ' t 1 e Seventh Age of the le lean ered pantaloon, other- e promises with his consclence by e wil for a walk in the after- eservoir his doughty reso- n, exhil i by the Imaginary two s of his favorite : him A state of amiable by t 1 Intrusion of t i er, The fron lethargy, and c a left at 11 1 him that| . his disappointment. , is necessary to his good Reflections of a Bachelor Gir! By Helen Rowland. then marriage accomplishes tts "WHAT AS wt My | Lesseascmareas minery loves compa: nore, Lecaure a go« pitation will last just about as long as he will have any use for it large percentage of American women favored suffrage it would be 1 Mrs. Jarr, “you get right baci Ne put ie peer let Ings Uae that!” | 11. srouse for this district Is held by Ebeneze Hill, of Novwals. of whom we | , an ° again and gave the little boy the fi : iss eee cae Hy GAY (rites ont n'a f 7 mecessary for them only to be as ainiable as possible each in her ttle boy commenced to bark hoarsely are all prone paeaian) rt 1 it J ons face and told) S if 8. r 2 ir r the “be good, and en you ar leepy y waa ne only. tough old eu nh iv: ire! Why, then. dear sisters, be ugly and noisy and| MrenJarr td Kissing them, ‘be good, and when you are sleepy Mary is a big ‘set’? of muss mudbanks this fall, A mus own private circ! ) cough medicine, boy ow 4 It fi bes 0 Thar ate tole 2 r, x e ‘ooed ir t = eA Ae, Ay iy SAR OF fs a brunette shellfish, yellow {ns! t is often pickled and used the free vy? Why shriek and kick? Was man ever wooed in | she added, as she joined 0 arr. ey ake the taste out of your moutt aulovely 7 | mamma,” sald the ittle girl, ‘Willie ts a ‘fraid cat. If I take a it T wonder if ehildren ey preciate what| wneh stand Jn barroome spi ane ire oF CRUE ess | fashion? lit all can 1 go to the theatre ami r And he kissed Mrs, Jarr and sald he thought they'd | The Evening Boar & wilh. tl PARI REHEAT RE NH FORD ERE ++ i yu can't!” said Mrs, Jarre sharply. “Lay down there and cover r ein time aw every week day afte an 4 aya Wd ‘alley line eabeih the to get off at Sparkiil and push the Erle cars up FOLLY AND MISCHIEF. <5 - Alesis aoe) cur en) Al thes in a i i ‘ oyarie our citizens frequently pass and fro to Stamford or Portchester, age Ft den OLIN settee, bas exprenad the chinin Gut ‘on| AdfAIe Alenk @ a oe ae Bay Ts GG sei oe ah ire ae tet ene it nae ark oe cae lia ) any! wil tS on AS neashieeaaieieanamen ~ co in & cents, against 60 on the rallroad, and he rode severa fool’ woman can make an immense amount of trouble at an army It coat Iiin 28 cents, against U0 ¢ ithe rallron and he r i saver | hours post.” The ying of this remark is wider n th ‘May TTROUGLE Dp i " GREAT WEATHER “THE ELECTION HAS ey eth uth Nyack, West Nyack and plain old Nyack, and | a ‘You FOR A LIGHT APPS WERE HAVING INTERFERED ALOT even if they ors would get very little change, unless th fool wor r ms $! ey application of it. One fool woman ake a THANKS! CY Tse WITH BUSINESS went to Plerr wants to do great deal of trouble anywher Sanita , SNT IT? autumn, November brings the silver, The e trunks show. Hills and houses unknown of the fact, and the Av 2 show that the fools before creep into the la he night sky is steely bright, and in the morne are of all classes, ages anc mmon se is one of th ing the silver frost shows everywhere. mB ners & igus ye RE ed Stephen Sellick died Monday, For fifty years he was the village carpenter, ttoutest bulwarks de common virtue, When one of the old school of mechanics who gave honest work for a day's pay and ae ey 5 A ‘i added to the skill of bis craft the taste of an artist. If all the kind words sat@ ' sthat is Jacking the way opens ooth Tor mischiel of this good man could be turned into flowers, his grave in the little Rye cemee { ‘8: al of the r ent ai the tra fx 5 t as tefr tery would to-day be buried deep under blossoms. Stripper ‘ ent 4 e tragic, 1 atefu 4 ee a thing as is to be nd his wor for it usually Is in { A man doesn't want real love from a woman aay of the largest fields in w southern hase h Charities Organisation society. [BEE 68 Wee mere . The ne es “Palm Trees on Long Islaud tt Ja Lam ¢ 1 ea . ANXIOUS Jong 4:4 persiote Yew thie part . 1 «of The Evening: W 1, Must one have a license ‘to get ma te late Qctober es. - the | can recalMM@nly about rjried in New Jersey. if on- resident ? Cy Cen any cid-timer remember . * aie en ange OO SE + Respectability used to consist In leading a clean, morel/ life, but nowadays It consists in leading your husband to hire an epariment in a house where the hallboys wear bute ns une axhestan rugs on the floor. 4 Every man is perf ear in his ideas of what a wom {/ that never interferes with big she ought not to be, an ou to | ype that she may’ b uch @ tesebe the same reme Many a gil marries a man becauee he hi pating way with women-and divorces Lim f fon. | & man’s idea of winning in an orgument with his wife Is to state his slde.@f | the case-and thea slam the iron\ duer lebind bie Lefuse she can anawer baal, a