The evening world. Newspaper, October 27, 1908, Page 12

Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, October 27, 1908. Still Spouting. Saray i bes MAY BE OVERDONE | OHHOD | Pvdiieed Daily Hxcept Sunday vy the Preen Puplivhing Company, Now. 68 to 68 By Maurice Ketten. Park Row, New York JOREPH PULITZER, Pres, 9 Ravt 184 Sireet 2 ANGUS AITAY, Ree cTyeme., FOL Went 11M Street, 9 Mall Mager. (orerersrere Entered at the Post-OMce at New York aa Second-( Bubscription Rates to The Rvening | For ingland and the Continent and World for the United All Countries in the Tnternational sso Sitkn OHA and Canada, Postal Union, y } One Year susie eaxtd $3.60 | One Year... 80 1 One Month... One Month... T fs an old and true saying that a virtue carried to exceas I ' become a vice, Of none is this truer than of cons in love, Lauded of poets and romancers alnce vimirable beyond praise In tts e, there are tines nit neither is desired nor Irable. When love is not reciproca ney is fools sh, and whe is married t so far from being nes highly ehensible. ely few people marry their first loves, No are available; neither Ind VOLUME 48....005 sesseeee IN SILENCE AND IN SECRET. ontributed to the Republican romance w The names of the men who have campaign fund will not be known until atfer election, if at all upon the sub, That will be too late except for future guidance. ‘The votes will mibiledscainee it alwayn In (helove oF (he which 8 the genuine thing, Still, In so far as expe- d obs ended upon, there Is fairly in is in love with at lease n, girls before he have been cast and counted with the people no wiser on the subject vation can b of the Republican party's financi ons than they were in 1904 or 100 Publicity in the matter of campaign contributions has been e that the average hree or four, sometlr finally marries, writes Helen Oldfield in the \ passing attraction to a pleasing personality, a w deeds or clever words, a fleeting fancy for something ne m admiration for brave el and striking, all these roof the moment, rush nere is no reason what= as the first, even made necessary by the sordid practices of the Republican party. ue love, and those w may be mistaken for tri Some of its members have sold legislation for money, They have fried the fat out of interests which it has favored. They boldly genuine » the Hebrews to be content w lite. He w arkness weeps for the who h ny ca 1 darkness, om to take what one can get blackma Hey nae ce HIER e electric Nght than nkful that what one wana led the great exploiters, the monopolists and the tariff bene- true philosophy ficiaries for years, and they are believed to have pursued the same blazing overhead and a fool, while the m Heldosenotaitt policy in this contest more adroitiy. The Republican party has Tefused to provide by law for publicity. It has resolutely declined Tt usue tole, Mowe strength and to volunteer the information, as the Democrats have done. Its cam and y paign fund is a secret. There is secrecy as to the names of the donors, ‘here is seerecy as to their motives. So far as the Re- WOO DOOOPDOOIOO ANH Sayings of Mrs. Solomon. (Eeing the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife, Translated by : Helen Rowiand. publican parity is concerned all the agitation growing out of the shocking scandals of Hanna and Cortelyou and Harriman has pro-| duced no effect whatever. It stands pat. The evils embedded in these practices lie at the very root of the injustice, corruption and favoritism which are complained of at Washington, ‘There can be and there will be no cure for these er wron, except throngh publicity—gennine publicity and timely publicity. To accomplish this it probably will become necessary to ’ el not that a married man interest in his flirtations than @ s only those things which he even forbidden defeat the Republican party, for it has existed so long upon spoils gathered by its hucksters that it is incapable of applying the Menutormake: only sovereign remedy 2 ‘or no man discovereth } tractive women are in HIS PROSPECTIVE ROYAL HIGHNESS, | & Isic cl et mie It is plain enough that the international wedding which is now! to her w n sticcumb after marriage as attracting almost as nich attention as the Balkan embroglio or the the uttermort grievance Is as ted @ American election is held up on account of Steve Elkins, To have fire, and may not be tru everything as it should be Steve must be made a prince or a duke, the hath a grievance against his or av least a cmint. If there is anvbody in the United States who oo eee 3 and robbed him woud make a first-class corn-fed prince or duke it is Steve. He is > aceepteth without comment his nging to prow! abroad nights, and of aa excellent lineage in that he is not more than one or two gen- he may hearken to the cail of the ¥ erations removed from the shirt-sleeve aristocracy, and, what’ is Yea, Is it not just when thou thinkest ft safe to go upon a long vacation, more, he is proud of it. He has had great political experience, and en to see thy mother, that thou comest suddenly upon a pink note or a violet so far as money is concerned he can make some of the crowned V e atrimon ng along on ofled wheels, it to of Europe look like cheap imitations of the real thing at thou hearest a wileth out. Selah! Why should not Steve be a prince without delay? ‘There ap- s “Mr. Dcoley”’ on Happiness. | By P. Finley Dunne. tur-rbl wan iy human onhappiners, eau 1 gr-reateat y th’ on'y way to be happy is to wure among th’ farmers,” Perhaps they wud bo Jy in th’ open air. rty, they're rich, s that prevails in ears to be no good reason except that His Prospective Royal High- P P ) gh} ness is just now engayed in a hand-to-hand conflict with the fierce Democracy of West Virginia, and a coronet would not only inter-| SE -—- fore with his fighting capacity but it would probably cost his party Mr, Jarr Undertakes to Show His Wife How to Do Her Own Work, enough votes to decide the election against him. That's why.| Beneitecrdbleniil eanecteetdceimenivelicerekrulccuntl and His Experiences Form a Terrible Warning to All Husbands after election, when he will think about it. ee ee EXCESS OF HOSPITALITY. By Roy iL. Mecandell nan bane a and you can have a rest.” - z id lady?" asked Mr. Jar: as and I'll have e things Vive th t It The few American sailors who were neither present nor ac- for the children and I'l] have to bathe them and re thin to say . * 5 don't want to complain, but 1 cere Well, Fi what we'll do,” said Mr. Jarr, interrupting the recital of ake ye happy. Th? counted for when the battleship fleet sailed from Japan were rounde: i eeeaee A aitarer aan aaa ne rinie ed ari Lane pape ; aN up the next day and, duly identified and tagged, were placed on board nie) that! you don't ect | +t TES ani een ew eyOuNno Rw eAay ne in onhappy. hin) ye fess z 1 fret too much about what you have to do ink to watch ye whin the gunboat Yankton, which on this cruise acts in the dual capacity er it and worrying over nat makes tt d tf of a rear guard and a water wagon. To the credit of the blue- nd worry over’ their work.” | The Mexicans and Their Baskets. | By Eleanor Hope Johnson. APS the most curious use t jackets it must be said that there was not a single case of desertion at Tokio or Yokohama. It is written large on the records of the navy that “all those who failed to report when their ships sailed were simply suffering from excess of hospitality.” Overindulgence is a fearful thing, but if the American sailor, Mrs. Jarr. wever, Mrs. Jarr sat In state ind washed the dishes. He best meat dish ask r Jar got along wit od sire i » and had te 1 ich Mexicans put thetr baskets ts ; | pited Mrs DAD ESD NIE RUE FON geinians Bigaiiey Sometimes the co: ma tan tit who used to eat tobaceo, drink grog and wade barefooted on decks >. kone. an f Sal Helmet slong: fairly mel Bat| IDB RO DRLDS made from a sombrero, wide, high-crowned, made slippery with the gore of his comrades as well as of his 5 1 glass towe ned to the sounds of the fray from the ba ae ae Maleate nthe But if ; ; him alr, an¢ vim , ; stop splashing!’ she heard Mr, Jarr ss nk you. Look out, Enna! You have have to ask your mother for another o: eyes, That's right, bawl! A big boy not escape. The bull fight bas been cock fi pride ar but v bis in his patio, Watches with enemies never suffers from anything worse than an excess of hos- pitality he will answer the purpose pretty well. It would be inter esting to ra in the open air, You should take a blest peasant m Ming is much more Kk, which he keeps i ke you! id Mrs. Jarr, “but now the real meaning in English of the Japanese term N siip—ther go! And now you have me wet ' basket! lias probably lever! heel enced g ” : : ; 0 Onen A basket lias probably ever been put was for Jack Tar’s honorable relaxation under these circumstances, a anaes BC DUE ORL A Lyd Dever sew auch eh arep, ant a bit funny, Emma, you have thei dal in the streets of a young man carrying in a huge, bushel sd a the has a rea ribbon on aa at al ve s| your shale mm matte pele. co orang wenit any ‘wend There, an basket on his should é andmother, of unknown age, who held out t ° aid 5 a skinny hand to th P the centayo which was almost unfailingly |. CANNON AS A SCAPEGOAT, os san ra esa, acer foram haw Not san Whe An nak toe tere Bai res rantence out go no fathering Sagi Probably Sy Cannon’ will never be able to explain th e a child grow #0, to bed and lat me hear a word out of elther one of you matter to his satisfaction, but it is a fact that when if is announced x ed up; then It's time to He came f the bathroom wet with soapy water and perspiration A Coffin of fiatch Boxes. : ; } 4 4 ; sur at tue trou as ne rolled down his ale ‘Maybe you are right ‘ that he will speak in any locality a considerable number of e¢ Mannlanit cometh Gaia natatibekardtdctnccraek OR the last ten years William Biddulph ¢ rons of Crook aires it nester, Eng- lent Republicans entor a protest and threaten a revolt, ‘There is no ; MUitakallRavaninateDhetaevieear eta HTS TEH eHeR AED PRP IT PITT F sana sta ind renantlys Naeianruges! i) (Ne sonsiruelion of DIa:eMn ceili . : i = a DINE sh Ses sae es ie Bs eee imade of empty match boxes, It is of the ordina 4 much patie denying the fact that Cannon is unpopular, and yer wherein does he ay e and skill have beet bestowed on St, says London Tidbits, There Is, of course, an ey , , ; fe. shell of wood, onto which the match boxes are glued, and as there an ifer fom other ominen! Topwtlicans who are wil in the ofer ot Le Wisdom of Youth w «2 2 & w By J. K, Bryans [ie pele, voce seh ie mum tose ae cued oe a iain one sanctity? The President is Cannon’s very dear friend, Sherman, i er ands, ‘ ; : a a Republican candidate for Vice-President, is Cannon’ val a the He ily every pelaiilicancime Cant : ereerh niniters ee | Cos Cob Nature Notes. { If obje e to Cannon's ‘i Rungitan cl: t mennnesanenney om ed aker, FOPLE from New York and other adjacent towns often ask us if we arbitrary ways, | ack of syinpathy with th ana ne lo not have a great deal of trouble getting home on Mr. Mellen's serviency to st nteres t must | ratiroad. We answer not very much. When Mr. Mellen’s railroad ; hat the R Koes It goes like sixty and stops the same way, But we commute: publican part as made these w ods its « that Car never have to get out and push the cars up the Sparkill grade the way feel wiaxaniiin iii Anny i Piermonters and ackers have to do, while as for the Deelandoublers, why ) x » ning | Mr. ‘Truesdale lives in Cos Cob instead of Summit, where he could dwell but for things. But ay 1 ] 1 Are the ravelling on his own R, Wt “yy pe ‘The leaves are nearly off the trees. Some of our foolish neighbors rake them R : into bh nd burn them, but the wise ones pile them up on their garden | r to humus to nourish next year's crop of sass. ¥ ‘| In addition to its other valuable possess Cos Cob now has a Lodge of Letters From the Peopie 4g. aadien ine oinee alana pmasion Com Cell ew Basia, atea at ” : I} J fasting their time in our midst, They probably don't know that we are all Costoms t Sbrowd ' nl Soclalists already. ‘That 1s all loaf as much as possible and avoid work bs : \ll we know how. This ts the ideal state of Human Happiness and comes easy W when the fishing {8 good or wh Jams and oyste plenty. Only the lateer oes t have to be raked for. In Horsenesk ere our rulers reside, Soctalism nu@ sta " en the rule for years. Every to the Town Hall and helps themselven ‘ For proof see the last town report ‘ ter \ | b ng in some our flower gardens and many geraniums and ’ re | urtlums have survived the frosts Engia and portly men spent a few minutes each In the neighboring* villa, eet) of Portehester Monday afternoon telling the fault them. The largest one, a Mr. Taft, from ¢ Ohio, spoke fr Segeeria “idewting” Plan ms . form built into the Porte Cochere of Mr. Mellen's ot, while the smaller stout ‘To thet Custom Heuse entlerman, a Mr. Beyan, from some little place out in Nebraska, had to hire @ marine got de ws € n’ can't egme out Kid—Say, mister, got change fer five dollars? hall to tell what ls good for us. We underss ad both of the speak sisiied 7 yunnin, or ‘esident . d of ou iT bor Theedore Roo . ri improved ov Kind Geatleman--Yam my bay; hee it ie Ce ayer Reni Poon etre PPE Peper rye proves ‘ - : ; . y, who Intends to give » Ati « ‘ 4 bay pian’s y sake ton 6 ot : A ‘ ’ id in town dat | k k-~boo-ho00-00 Kid 1 anks, boss; I just wanted to see it. I'd kinder got to think!n’ | of the stout gentiemen gave a good show, although not as interesting ap the Wepieiers, and have toe aud Tew Wee \dere wasn't dat muoh money in circulation! ~ 'Denbury tals, ” ‘ a \ sae date ae oe Fe ys a et oS |