The evening world. Newspaper, October 22, 1908, Page 31

mE ante seta = 3. cece ere eae anne eRe Tre a a L = October 22, 1908; e Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, torld, | OIL and ICE. fushing Company, Nos, 68 te 6 By Maurice Ketten. 09002050: Wizard Edisom =:- ’ © . & ee real a NA Hates Business and Money Making " entered at es Mal} Matter. G , @ igus 3 iti, CORUNA RT He ls Now Going to Have Fun 8 Forld fo: tn the International : Valls al Unton. on ave FEE HOE OE AOAOOOOE OOOO 8 aor MAT heed (eE)EEN I came out of the tittle gate of the Bdlson Iaboratory at Orange, 5 "27,225 : N. J, Into the street after my visit the other day, I found myself WOLUME 46....000. ccesee ees eee eee trsseeseees NO. 17,229. strMicely unstirred by the new things L had seen, 1 found myself says foe - ——_—__—- ——.——~ ing: “The most wondertul thing Lere is this wonderful old man.” Foe = < re PHTIRE While he has worked for forty years with retort and lathe and dynamo, DEMOCRACY’S FUTURE. the greatest of his inventions, after all, is a unique human character, says the Wr Ones ds no Dewioor: Ree Way NOTES: here aA at the editor of the interpreter's House in the American Magazine There is no Democrati rene cae water ules Hs) Cie) When we set the other day I referred to the newspaper reports I had seen. (povernment and its opposition,’ said Senator Beveridge in the “L thought you had retired and that you were looking for fun." Ipourse of a recent speech, Like many another utterance of his, Me?” be answered, “Why, 1 bave retired, and I’m having the fun of my {this is inaccurate and superiicial. We still have a Democratic party, but for some yeurs past it hus not been a party of Opposition, It fas many iaults, but that is its worst. di the Democratic party when im the minority bad continued ite, It was one of the hottest days in August, a time when many men rush away to the hills or the seashore; but Edison looked as though he were working harder than ever. 1 have rarely seen eyes with more of the eternally youthful in thera than Edison's. Youth and humor, and a sort of accomplished contentment, these are all in Edison's eyes. As for the exact color of them—a friend has asked me since 1 returned—the other impressions I had, the character impressions, are #0 strong I can scarcely remember: 1 should say gray-blue. He explained what be meant by retiring and resting after forty years of work. “L've retired,” he said, “from money-making. ‘That's what | have been trying to escape from. Now I'm free, and I'm going to have some fun. Money hat got me into all the trouble I've ever had. if you want lies and entanglements and trouble, just go In for money-making, If you want to meet rascals and have friends turn out bad, get into business! No, 1 don’t like the crowd or the game, 1 don’t see how any man can go In tor money-making us a real business in Mfe. It would Kill me, I don’t need much of anything personally, but I've had to have a lot of money for my work. It’s come, sumelow, ard now I've got all 1 need, and all 1 want—and L've retired.” “And you're having fun?” “Yes, I'm having the fun of my life—steering clear of anything that has any money-making connected with it i'm trying some chemical experiments, For years I've been making notes—I've got a lot of books up there filled with suggestions which I've been planning tu work out as soon as I could get the ume. Now I'm going at them—not to make money—but just to find out things. I'm going to put a lot of things together und take ‘em apart and see what the result 1s, That's the greatest fun in the world.” féo be w true Upposiuion it might have checked the evil tendencies of (Republicanism, and its leadersiup and membership would bave been bette (mow ure. dhe iusiakes of the past, however, ure of 1ess importance jat this ime than the pos qualiued ior the respousiblities ol goverment than they ible biuuders oi the iuture, dt is prob- Neble that ihe coming ciection will suow not oniy that there as a pow- (eriw Vemocraue party but bat there are aiso important radical (Md revolutionary parties as well, Waoui will be tue atuvude of lthe Vemocracy toward us jand Watson; ne ele fis represented by Debs, tearst Wil at Aght them us ii Lyuts diepublicans, or Will it OMpromise its own pllucipies aud Wile will Luew us al did tweive Mears ago with the d’opuists: A true Democratic Upporition must reauze that the first cause ra IMost Of ike revoluolusy radicals: How in evidence ay to be ound in the policies ul tue Kepubiicun party, bat party bas jeniuroned A’ri\ ily, and creaces Wocialism im iavor of ibe rch. T What 19 !t all for? I remember once asking Edison that question: what he was aiming at, what was the use, after all, of his inventions? He answered quickly, as though he had given that matter a good deal of thought. “I don't know,” he said. “J don't know what you and i are here for, or where we are going. Do you? Why do people rush and struggle? Why do you write as though your life depended on it—and enjoy it, too. Why do L invent? We work because in some way it satisfies us, That is all we know Carlyle quotes from the dark-age monks: “Laborare est orare’—to labor ts to pray. That, perhaps, 18 the essence of Edison's religion. ‘wuloctacy. lt has practised (nt AN Revaiwuouary Sociaiisis wow de- MAG socialisin in velald of We poor. suc inenace is a new one WM thus country, bur at as us vid as civilization. te early Democrats chat tier party was which would make it ioreve lf Cestram both pred di Was Ue benet of vlgaluzed ou prueipies w polllicui loree strong enouga Dot DDOHOOE Reflections of a Bacheior Gir! By Heien Rowland. a DODGE ae tory wealih anu predatory poverty ana aAeep f@hem trom each others turoats, Is tac hope to lau? Honestly and Wisely leu, the LD |month will vote the party ticaet have {Revolutionary SoCIMiIbin and revoiuluouUry dvepuuiicauism, Dy Up- PoBlion Vigorous, wert and bused Upou privcipie tey amay sate- \@uard the Kepuvue ior a Lunured years. leompromise they May basien chang! dead on to disorder aud despotism. + JUDGES AND THE fiKeSiDEnuy, jt In the event of is success at tue pie Beat monuin Mr. Taft qwill break the tradition that no Judge cau ve ciecleu to the Presi dency. ven iu is vase Le is not a juug ince 1900. Une does not olten ussucimie ile Jedicial Leimperamen: | With Augrew Juchsou, uu yet ib as u iact tout i atone OL Lhe Presidents thus iar wud expericuce on te veucu, duis service 10 | ‘that capacity, however, was erly Ai lie aud sv many | ; Years vetore ihe came to ihe Presidency wai it hau been pracucauly lorgouten. ices dala a eee ee tial eae ea eed co Jt ts something wuouy uew, tueretore, Lo vituess « Hiesienua can/ LC New Fashions Are Reaily Exasperating to Mrs. Jarr; mare pects ie ididate on the stump explaining and deleuding, as Mir. Lait bas done \§iiu much force, Certuiu decisions Which ue Lad duade When @ judge No Matter How Good One’s Dress, it Won't Stand Making Over } a eriverauic uideus who neat \ \\ \ \ \\ \ il iu ieir power to beat dows \ \a band and wife—but the cold, brutal truth, An affinity ts the change of sentimental diet which @ man requires after life with a wife has become as monot- onous 4 eating at the same table-d’hote restaurant every day. ia isn't the Hes they tell one another which by iusiow, concession anu e2 ab our sysieiu Whicu musi Of course no man can be married against hie will; but every husband is morally certain that he was married against his better judgment. A man aates to be made @ fuss over; he prefers to be worshipped from afar with prayers and incense like @ Chinese joss. Actions may speak louder than words, but they aren't fo tneriminatin= in @ breach of promise ault, says there is no pathos In modern life probably never saw irtment store trying to match # piece of ribbon for bie wife It takes a woman who can distribute one pound of cotton batting a0 judiclously hat ft looks ke fifte: pounds to prove that figures do lie, A crepe vell holds more sascinations for the average man than @ coronet CHOW aud bas not been TEN ROWLAND = The cynte wh a man in a big de Be Your Own Tree Doctor. 4 FiV : | ——<>——— "Oh, i see,’ sald Mr. Jarr, “vou are Oxing the And [ have \o uress like other women [| know do, . IVE z | dress cver to make {t more in style.” replied Mrs. Jarr, “But with the Directoire gow: YeARS IN 1 LAADS. | By Roy L. McCardell, ‘L never saw the styles eo *xasperating as they are anu the expensive hats and the utter and complet: By E. P. Powell. i) The decision ol the Unmte > SS | this year said Mrs, oar na piaintive tone. “The char in styles, how can 1? And thats why I'r q VERY man should be ais own tree do tor, If properly ‘rained he has 8 sme = iAT are | 5 F ad Stutes Supreme Court that an} ‘és Heron asked aint | Styles used to change siowty, and If & person o: mod- putting Jong # eevee in my Lest dresa and am mak been bue~ all summer removing suckers from the trees, fighting (Bminent citizen of St. Lows cau be eatradited to Te 0 ts ,| erate means had a few good .reswes she could make the >. rt narrow. ou forget that i.4 Horse Show | fungus and discouraging insects. \,hen the leaves are off he i eXas for trial on Jarr, cheerily, as helo ay iPS CSS OTD bl be here.” | f: il over his plantation, diagnosing each tre hrub and bush. “ae A @liegy9 dine fhe tiny enh Rqneate : ne Becta: the slight changes in style out any erent trouble | will <con be here. | all over hi 1 h str ch tree, shrub and bush, 8 2 Vividted the anu-lrust laws of that State Bietes ee FOB: poor te are by putting in @ tlounce or # ruffle <: > pleat, and #0 Qn, we arn going to the “orse Show, are we? whl find some borers not yet killed, and these should be thoroughly [places that geuUeiuau in an awkward predicament. Whe Anti-‘Lrust nie ice anes ©" \make her good dresses +-am sv near what wes the! asked Mr. Jarr. (ed from his quinces and apples before winter sets in. Use exible Jaws of ‘lexus were irame a | eeira cutting eleeven in my mode that people would think the alight differences “sno, we are not!” said Mrs. Jerr, sharply. “You | sire and a sharp knife, nd when tie larvae are killed pile coal ashes freely | © sfeuued Jor the express purpose ol catching re- chiffon velvet dress, raia Mrs, tey’d notice were but the expression of individuallty, can gay what you lke, but the Horse Show isnt |.round the tree. He will probably find in bis currant and berry tlelde more o@ ispousible men aud se: don't) y Mding them to the penitenuary, durthermore, there is a healthy pubuc sentiment belund the (St. Louis person takes the wain for the Griends who will go to the stauon ot i Bur ihisnyean the) chengelpawemen\eiaty jee) basi been tonable fuction it used to be The ren | ems bushes that cultivation has loosened in the sol!. Those are lable to hi Jarr, “and 1 don't know ny aioe het | so complete and radical that 1 eal ein wamaenaticariencion| nnot “saracterize It gootety people have not come back to town) cut during the winter. He should slip @ narrow shovel under the plant, draw ous not. ‘fo be able to put sleeves | »” SRY other word tha @ flon, a complete flop!’ yet, and it's a question whether they will be back | the dirt and let tho bush sete until ft 1s well planted. ‘Tread heartlly, and them in Is an art. ‘The women who) “And you are trying to flop the flop?” said Mr, Jarr. for the Horse Show. Their places will be taken by | if you have time to spare place w scuttle of coa! uses ubout rach one.—Outing work on cleeves in the big; “AS fear ae 1 can, gaid dans, Jarr, with a sigh; | overdressed women from Chicago and Cincinnat! and | Magazine dressmaiing establishments are! “as near as 1 can. But I never recognized how rad!-| the West in general.” APE ain OR FETE! BoeH! cal the change in styles were as I did the cther night| “Then, tf that’s the case, we will not care to go.’ | » Wu, and so When the Southwest his admin, lo bid im iarewell will natur- tally express the ope that tuey any sey LU uguiu—in about tive piears. What was the matter with | When we were at the theatre nd looked at the) , Air. Jarr in mock seriousness, iia the sleeves? Dia you tear them out?’ asked AMr,|resses in the boxes. If ever ‘working woman’ was “Now don't you stand there teasing me, Edward | { Cos Cob Nature Notes. —— | written on anybody's clothes they were on mine, and “ riya 4 ] id Jar. : 4 4 , “Jari” said Mrs, Jarr with a frown. “You know 1| 6 ara ais 3 ” Mrs, Jarr, “and 1/0 good many other women at the theatre, too, tf | Gon! he H Sh 7 i > 1 ripped them out,” repited . as ss lon't want to go to the Horse Show, that we do| 4 i 5 : CHANLER’S FEARLESSNESS. had the hardest time to get material to match the | thats any enso\eHom i rang | 2 1ohes {0 KO to the Horm Show, that 1 haven | UR sanguine algnbors who eid hen Br Malicn took the station plat- . Jeeves ell,” said Mr. Jarr, softly, ou are a working rc ; shoot form away on Saturday and left us in a hole that perhaps !t meant @ . or rete. Opaay foods to make the new sleeves | not know the people that xo to the Horse Show. Mr. Chanler reters proudly to bus “record as a member of the | | woman, and l''a « workin, man, and | don't see why Board of Supervisors of Dutchess Count roving the . “Didn't meet with any accident on the street | We should be snobs and not acknowledge the fact.” fice he j i i ih Yue proving that in pubiic | oar: Cr ae Why don’t you wear a blouse *nd be a European 0 ce e 18 fearless, en the history of Dutchess County's heroes ‘Listen to the man!” said Mrs. Jarr, !mpatte :ly. | peasant and be done with it, then?” asked Mrs. Jarr, MOnMotl colra said Mra, Jarr. “But, just the | {nis is an tmprovement, because our feet have leather coverings on, while our Ge finally written there will Le no tule of ec irage in it to co. wg | “Certainly 1 didn't meet with an accident! I ripped | “I notice you are wearing & green hat, such as are me, it {8 exasperating to find that your one nice, | eves had nothing except occastonally spectacles. Mr. Mellen has queer ways of ‘th th e MupAre | then; out myself. I’ve got to put in jong sleeves, | the stylo among fasitonable men this fall. And I see sealintnealalashtactoutotathaltaenic it | doing things anyway. For example, over in Horseneck the depot where you get with that which will describe how Lewis Stuyvesant Chanier ¢ usquetaire sleeves, and o narrow the ekirt, {f I’m | you are careful to dress like @ business man and wear | 8004 dre Paes i ey) © fcatanaland Guanesteontcealleindtnin . i fully saya gece et a st all this winter. It’s the best | the same Kind of collar and tle that well-to-do men | Pousht it ten years ago instead of early last spring. | off 1s @ very nic es el glad to come to such a pretty place, ly prepared ten big questions tor Gov, iduches and received teu | gr aint ne Let can't aftord give tt laway wear!” : | Don't you think so?" but the one where you go away from fs # dirty old hole, making one glad to de nek pd tel | dress I've got, and 1 can ‘ord to vay, | Ww : °. A he id bole } wauch bigger answers before breakfast. like Mrs. Utryver does when her clothes go out af| “I have to ‘ress like the other fellows n° the omee| Mr. Jurr said he did, but this was also but another | part. This looks pretty pope sal atches us coming and going. | ¢0 . di faltered Mr. ‘arr. of poverty’s many pangs. . Permane! Selectman jay Walsi held a town meeting on Monday ana ~e-+- fashion. | sarply reproved Temporary Selectman Silas D. Kitch for not Doing what he SHALL THE PEOPLE RULE ? a ae ——~* was Told, Naughty Silas blushed slightly and then held his tist over his face to How'd you come to rip them out?" asked Mr. “We never did go to the Horse Show, anyway,’ said hew platform were mistaken, Later in the day some flat cars came Mr. Jarr, ‘so we will not be among the tashionabies along and dumped a@ lot of cinders in the hole, Formerly we had to who will be missed.’” take cinders home in our eyes, but now they stick to our feet. Still conceal a gentle grin, A number of citizens were pie: . ° re B Ww 7 I ra nt who applauded Satam 1) air 4 rebuking Sin The question “Shall the peopie rues’ Lad its tirst answer in I he Million Dol lar Kid ~ ~ ~ ~ y R. . DAI treet ee icomupalslacislaedarsinedhivieg line tarrelon in Wright ald tt he New York Supreme Court when a lawyer apnearing fe Just now the fluff of the milkweed fills the wir, light as thistiedown, which is ape : appearing for a ‘ a other vegetable flyer, The humble dandelion seed also knows tow to git-u , Peete ~ ] f » KNOWS ow to git-up-ande woman who wants to vot loquently pre d it at the close of f (1 CALL HIM "BOSCO' — Kit, While the seeds of the maple tree are balanced upon twin aeroplanes and fy argument und was met with fie, HW flee {BECAUSE HE EATS |/ DONT LET 6 ~ | | to @ fitting Ianding place. Milkweed 1s culled snakeweed by ine Jgnorant—apd e is Lo be under d, however, that this r A = THe PooR By The Lombardy poplar is a tree that sticks up straight with limbs c yi Pia 5 close to tte ferred only to women, We shall know how it is With the r i} LITTLE hi self, People who do not like thelr neighbors offen plant Lombaray ‘ th 2 ea - mill | po ‘8 80 they can't see them. eople, 2 ne. on | = Docgie poplar is att people, the men, a week fron Vuesda | z _ Red squirrels are fat and plentiful —e a | y The best chestnuts row on trees that stand upon tie torest side of a fence =3 and hang over Into @ fleld. The tree seems to think tt must plant the barrem A sround, and hustles to raise the seed, Letters From the People. Partridges are drumming in the woods and thelr ittle vrown children of early summer are big enough to sit up for themselves. Mother Partridge is @ . ft fine parent and treats her young better than most hens do, The hen Ie ery eri vane 4 Oe alae, snare 161 ang nel bas but one chicken she becomes @ regular quisauice With the fuse she makem Gad 6 resident of che city o7 rf & 1 da Phe nit rs |and if she has @ dozen she becomes cross and cruel, gon, D. C,, vote? co I rn a: Ab8 o sx anu S) n) . —_ ——-----— - A temporary resident in Ss 0 s A Aone | | “u , Oy om MERON Emaldent 10. Washing! C ‘ et and thirty: | | ‘ ait a — sins Trte DAY'S GOOD STORIES. There 19 no popular « A he ° ula SoriyeAve Bas) | ('s X OH! SANE | STUNG AGAIN: -T’LE eee. Pesulation, &e., uf the istrict of « BGR ot , ' ) - | DOG BELONGS To The Silly Censor, ¥ the followin vil note: Reeahiat aratnadat sd atin re noo fw) | Looe ! / € When the piece is performed dure " ‘be ae vm hE wT WEN DELL, © acto cae ator aratan ram Pag tr 3 men MERECTY STN ROF : SARRETT W : YL 13LL, ot ing Lent the actor, instead of calling nr rata idanaiia - 4, YON \ Harvard, was laughins the other |for a beefsteak, will order an omelette aur up the aut rea rarer Os LITTLE DARLING day at the British censors re-| or fab.’ ” 2 Im the World Aimanuo. + ; pict ba-pal) TLL TAKE YoU fusal to allow the “Oedipus Rex,” ef a the Faitor of Pie By an ‘ - ‘ with ME! Hophocies to be performed .n London. *) w) and Hrest ’ 1 = ie ma Mg Censors,” said the noted teacher and Fame. devs) ae a fi critic, “are always like that. Why. ROUD FATHER—My daughter, I Prev al Cabinets PE Te PII EN there was a censor once tn Rome"-—~ P suppose, 1s getting along famous The MMour! Prod . a: = {/ He smiled. ly with her dramatic studies, Ee ee mi ee yr eee 4 “This censor Meensed @ play calle?| Principal (of the sehoo! of dramatio A reader y k ‘ ‘Widows and Septuagenariane.’ ‘The | @Pt)—-Er—yes; indeed sho is On an on 3 second act of the play tool: place tn a| amateurs’ night at one of the theatres fut C ars 4 restaurant. It opened with the words: | recently the audience farly went wild ‘and D at eM “Waiter, @ beefwteak.’ with enthusiasm when she starred In ageias dime bad Gshen 4'6 ths soars y thu Lime. JAdes BETTS, “Well, to thie speech the censor ap- Uttle comedy called “Getting the Hook, ° ‘ ‘ ¢ fs ” |