The evening world. Newspaper, October 20, 1908, Page 14

. ' The Evening Worida Daily Mag Pwitieed Dany Mxcept Sunday by the Presn PiMiiehing Company, Nos. 0 to @ Park Row, New York BRARPT PULITERA, Pres., 1 Part 14 ferent 2 AMOUR FLAW, Bee-Treme., 101 Peet 1110 Mtrect, Bntered at the Post-OMice at New York am Second-Cinse Mall Matter. Mader! to The Bvening | For England and the Content and World tar'tne United Btates ‘All Couritries In {he International and Canada. tal Union. ne Year, Tear, ... ne Month, Month, 50 "2 VOLUME 49.. sevscsessssvveereo NO. 17,287, ESCAPING THE JUDGMENT. If the Roosevelt Administration had been made fairly and squarely the issue in this campaign, what percentage of the voters would have been arrayed in its support? That Administration is committed to @very distinguishing error of its party and to many excesses that are all its own. In its partnership with the privileged plutocrats of the tariff and the trusts; in ite extravagance; in its defense of imperialism and Zoreign adventure; in its opposition to the income tax, and in its refusal to provide for publicity in the matter of campaign contribu- tions, it has adhered doggedly to ancient party evils, In its violence ‘and lawlessness; in its favoritism toward selected interesta and per- “sons; in its glorification of war; in ite attacks upon the courts, and in its despotic methods generally, it has followed new impulses that have been peculiar to itself. There is hardly one of these things, old or new, that has the sanction of a considerable number of the American people. Most of them are hateful to men of every political faith, Few of them are defended or justified any longer even by those who have profited by them. They are all wrong, and admittedly wrong. Yet we have heard little of them during the campaign, and the prospect is that the most vulnerable Administration in the history of the Republic will pass without trial, without conviction and without judgment. oe Me THE RIGHT TO BE BOUNCED. There is one phase of parliamentary government in England with which we in America are happily unfamiliar. We do not have to faterrupt the proceedings of our lawmakers to drag out somebody Kicking and screaming. We do not have our heated dialogues between the gentleman from New York and the gentleman from Mississippi interrupted by the appearance of a lot of shrieking women whose only purpose is to get themselves expelled while they bite and scratch and yell. Our halls of legislation are not invaded by persons with a grievance whose ambition is satisfied if they upset a few benches, tip over several ink bottles and bruise the shins of various sergeants-at- arms. * Parliamer* did not make many laws last week, but its bouncers threw four or five disorderly delegations into the street and then by he way of good measure ejected one right honorable member, who howled | and clawed and kicked in regulation fashion while the ceremony was in progress. Having no written constitution, the British Empire rests upon precedents, and one of these appears to guarantee to every | loyal subject the right to be fired bodily from the House of Commons | at least once in a lifetime. on 8 oe PRESCRIEING FOR BUSINESS. Business, which has had a hard time of late and which is disposed to look reproachfully upon politics and politicians, will be pained to note that young Mr. Beveridge, Senator from Indiana, is about to prescribe for it. He believes that it needs something bracing, and although he approves of the drastic treatment that it has received in the past, he has various stimulants and tonics which he will ask| Congress at its next session to use upon the patient. It is easy to see that this is likely to lead to vigorous remonstrance. Business has some misery in its bones even now, and it would be glad if the do tors, young and old, would give it a chance to recuperate. In its present condition it is a good subject for those practitioners who em- ploy mental science in preference to clubs. —————-+-____ THIN IN SPOTS. Even though some of them are made to be broken, promises are not such bad things. hey at least show what a man thinks he ought to do or what he thinks others expect of him, A promise is a pledge, and, whether kept or broken, it usually refers to an ideal which is believed to be desirable’ Men with ideals are in demand now as al- ways, but Mr. Chanler expects to be elected Governor of New York on no such basis. In his Long Island speeches he said several times “I will not make promises that cannot be kept.” t pt. e trouble is that he makes few or no promises that can He is running for|™a!d, who sells them to the second-hand dealers, but azine, The Yellow Peril. Maurice Ketten. puesday, Mr. Jarr Hears That Mr. Stryver Has Gone and Hired a Vai-t. Mrs. Jarr Says Mr. Jarr Needn’t Hire One—He Married One. — By Roy L, McCar-tell, Mrs. Jarr. money they ea selfish! But when near laughing out in her face When she told {t to ine, but, of course, I didn’t, and yet it seems strange to me that every- body is talking about hard times and yet those people seem to be just rolling in money and the less other people have the more they have. Of course 1 don't be- grudge them, and the only way to get along with rich people ts not to ask them for anything, and I think myself as good as she 18 and wouldn't hing from her if she offered {t to me, and and, anyway, I couldn't wear her even if I would demean myself to accept because s you that Mr, Stryv lke to have one, Jarr. “Ye a valet—the idea 1 silly.” take an she knows bette clothes, them If she offered them to me, for | body else that has ares: “I would not," es they were, and, anyway, she gives them to her |town house and “T'm talking about thor Mttle one, and all will be wi “Oh, stop your nonsense “You think you are funny. "His wife has a maid, hasn't she? but the idea of “Oh, yes you would, the money we'd go live some place else and cut all jour old friends and travel in Europe and try to get |in with people who didn't want to have anything to| |do with us, and you'd have Paris dresses and hats and |a maid, and I'd have a man—we'd Just do like every- Stryvers, and the nd the ailly things they do with it. Not that they'd give anything to anybody, they're too she told me that, as I was trying +6 Wey CTE 7h u to explain to you, I could hardly keep a straight face SE ane . sald | “What did she tell you?” asked Mr. Jarr. “You Eras TOES came! need hide the fateful secret no longer! Trust me, said Mrs. Jarr testily, “Haven't I been telling er has a valet?" “well, why shouldn't he !f he has the money. I'd or have the money to, said Mr. that common is ridiculous!" sald man Mrs, having Jarr. “I |don't care how much money I had I wouldn't be so eala Mr, Jarr. “If we had money.” said Mrs. Jarr, “I might take a nice ave a country place and get some Ja valet. W @ book, ‘Instructions to a Man Servant’ was at the telephone.” “Was {t interesting?” asked Mr. Jarr. “It was silly!" Jerr. “Rule 1 began: “Please come, into my room quietly and take away everything in sight I wore the night before; clothes, shoes, underclothing—all!’ ” “Maybe he means he'll Me in bed all day, said Mr. somebody else's valet? millionaire he acts as if he were valet to.” no, he's hired a valet,” replied Mrs. Jarr. "Mrs. ver told me so. The idea of common people lke ! “Yes,” sald Mr. Jarr, “nobody will ever be able to accuse Mr gentleman, do know that {t's ridiculous for Mr, Stryver to have | y, both he and Mrs, Stryver are reading I saw ft on | |the table and peeked through {t while Mrs, Stryver to have a valet, or ts he studying to be| There 1s certain Wall street Stryver's yalet of being ‘a gentleman's BODOODA CDH OEE TOU UO) Shs at Kihwe , aE ; Sayings OF Irs, So.omon } 3 Being the Contessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife, TRANSLATED By Helen Rowland, OOOO DOO WAS Heo HoH AN OORT ERILY, my Daughter, three thing® a man hateth= even these three 1, A house 4 the f re is too fine to bo sat upon and the too good to hold Lis feet 2. A woman who a eth 5 m that he ia wrong—and succeedeth in dein 8 To be found out Yea, and a fot in h he despiseth: for a weeping woman her i a spigot that lena eth and maketh a distracting noloe; ¢ is a sponge that scratcheth or @ collar with a raw edge is she unto him or while a woman ‘st tear may a man, her second boreth him, and the rest, as a wet shirt bosom, rumpleth up his temper: rag on e@ starched But a lady conyersationalist is as a fire that spu th and he fleeth In terrer before the sparks of her wit. She striketh him dumb—but not with admiration, For in conversation, as in life, a man wanteth only an audience, and hankereth for his own move as in a game of checkers. Verily, she who hath studied the olog and discourseth thereon is as @ foolish child beside her who a @ man questions concerning himself. For a man that talketh of books and politics and new thought wearieth wiual; but a@ man that talxeth of himself never tlre Yea, my Daughter, there are bu® two w ys roun a man: one leadeth through his vanity and the o..er through his fear or while a woman may bully her way over him, she can smile her way straight through him. And the blonde of the chorus knoweth this. e weareth always the smile that won't come off! Selah! : a ® ® | Enduring Love Not Exec. ing. By Helen Oldfield. OWADAYS it 1s the fashion to say that no man ever N reall ade Doubtless, in the m f tion fs true, although, like most swee {t has many exceptions, But with be sald that only the fewest tand a man; the woman who st shrewd to a makes her ng and inine point on combine cally Mes beyond n) being actually ossible and even those of our own household, to tnink as we do, continually surprise us by words a are wholly u een. It Is an error to be too exacting with th ho love us; the better way Is to accept them as they are and to endeavor to find and to s n the divinity which the Hindoo vedas teach us dwells in alghtly cut by our pattern ma mp and chafe the wearer overmuch, and sympathy, love, faith and patience are the surest keys to th man and woman. It may seem a hard saying, yet ft ts t ples do not find th each other. Not only are m lations of marriage and c perfect, and life with e tinual series of cc ding of our fellow vely few married cous cir fond expectations of ny respects, but the ree e same. No human being ts nen necessarily must be a cone Ives more or less and wom ip by no means are tn ere: the best cessions and pro: “Be to my 2 Re to my faults a n or wo! more than ki nd, \{s a petition which we all have need daily to offer to our nearest and dearest. Such sympathy and forbearance part of love's being; from the beginning tt {hath been told us that love is blind to the faults of beloved. The love which lasts throuch good and t ‘eport is of the sort which approach thee with blame 4 love thee the same.”” al disappointments If all who ther and steadfastly ive up to with e fewer fault 2 would Will cover Beyond doubt th marry would resolve t {that resolve.—Chicago T 1) Is the Home Disappearing? Rp apennneeeeee ) Rinna By Rheta Childe Dorr. NE woman tn five tn the 1 life and has become a ed res ni the domestic accurately state the siuay « women out of eleven are at rever industrial | ties are present t very seven are at work, neatly one-third of the totar wom n. How far the father of the family has ceased to be the s: is shown In the statistics sus Bureau. The total es ts 904,09, Of these (178,080 Out of the remaining padway Maga- wathered in twe: number of wom | are boarding or 731,665 women at work, says R Jarr. zine, 98,861 are supporting the family, SM are con= "No," gatd Mrs, Jarr, ‘{t goes on to tell how the | triputing to the family Income. Rem city workers and valet, must lay out another suit, shirt and collar, and | represent nearly one-third of all the women in those cities. At last accounts so on, and one rule said ‘My bath robe and sllppers| te number of women in indu: er than the birth rate | will, you understand, be conveniently near when I/| jjow jong will it be before the home, except for rich people, will be as obsolete am awakened,’ " as stage coaches, hoopskirts and merry Christmas? | asked Mr. Jarr, “Are you sure Mr. Stryver +o. — Magic of the Political Orator. 1p By John T. McCutcheon, N expert political speaker can make a two-hour speech ani never say @ the iden of that The idea!" 0 : a e Wa] thing that he has to take back. He can weve Old Glory until the reir pe - 0 Ae enc etsly tne hin good clothes, because I do need clothes, and I might! “But you wouldn't have a valet, would you?" asked office simply as Mr. Chanler, and unfortunately for him and his] «Now that you have paused for breath, will you\feve o maid’and St a rctvarn nett AIT Haren ats, # ! atmosphere is curdied with enthusiasm. ‘¢e ypnotize an audl- party Mr. Chanler is not yet a character big enough to spread from | kindly tell me mht you are talking about and whom { wouldn't go back on my old friends.” | “Not if you will do me a favor," sald Mr, Jarr, ance ie. ins thet he ed made'e soaraellen oh: Bnd 7a he ae ee Bs a r a you are talking about and are you talking about a| “yes, you would; your old friends wouldn't interest |‘Please, oh, please, put a button en my vest, darn one will remember a word that he has said, He can weave a wor Montauk to Niagara without showing pretty thin in spots. man or @ women or both?” asked Mr. Jars, very|you any longer,” aaid Mr, Jarr. Peer eee eet ke the apote ue thin gout" | picture that will make you think of the singing of birds and the tinkling of fall« + and deliberately ‘I don't see any use querrelling about tt,” said Mrs ‘said Mrs. Jarr, "you don't need « valet, you | 1s Water, but blamed if you can tell v t's all about beyond the fact that you “Why, you know who T am talking about," sald, Jarr, with a sigh, We'll never have the money, but ¥ think you married one! must rush headlong and vote for the Hon. James J. Jiggitt for State Senator. TROUBLE FOR BRIDEGROO MS | vs He can make . German vote for an Irishman, and nearly vice versa. He can Mo. | paint the wicked trusts in such a vivid and starting way that you must resolve , vanced p: in Boston announces that hereafter | . . e never to use a match again or eat food that has sugar in !t. He tempers his ‘An adyan p | will perform the marriage ceremony for 1 cted with consump: | e Hiton olar 1 ~ ~ ~ ~ y ° ° BO DT HH EERA IPPEPEE ES SMPTE ingly. The speeches he delivers ann vho ears th This is fe to the brewers over across tracks will not sound ike the speech that he de tion or for any 1 who earn his is a ' “ | livers at the Chautauqua meeting down at Cherry Grove.—Appleton’s, coustry and he can do as he pleases. ‘There other ministers, and RASTUS, “YoU MAY TANKS ,MR- YES IT ALWAYS THEY ARE | 7+ if they fail there are the justices of the e. But why bar so few?| | HAVE THOSE OLD HONK! DEW DESIGN MY OWN ATV NBA The Giant L f Mexi Some people object to drinking men, profane men, round-shouldered | | CLOTHES ° TAKE WiLL 31ST cLoTHES! ‘You Le ne Giant Lemon o eXxIco. : Rene n me oornee emt oe Sele yrineatlpnuuesantes 7EM AWAY! NEVER SEE ANY MUST SAY! T tn not regarded as joke to be “handed a lemon" tn some parts of Mextoo, BRED AAG THAD, WHO WEAF SACK COR : , ON: FNGIE OTE CLOTHES LIKE where this fruit grows to enormous size, To carry one of these monster women—but perhaps it will be as well to sa thing t the women ia lemons {4 no sinfll task. These ‘emons do not bear shipment as well as those trouble ahead for f tt tl There is running the satisfy the hygic g to b Let ters Frot n the People. er town of Germa ave 1 SARAH TON, Troy, ¥ Yeo onalieh z © Maine i Who Suld “Suftragertet - Te the ' “ - Who gave to the w ee Pottrace 0 elitthing ad ud Mileuge, wea. eine ee ed Staten Se Bho a waniod to ae \ \ (On, Look! THEY ARE ALL LRE SED _ASUST LIKE “OL — WE I8 Goin? To SUNDAY SCHOOL! MOCARDELL'S 17 can'r WEAR THOSE CLOTHES AFTER THAT ! St ofthe smaller variety, but they are in much demand in the localities where they are grown, says the Indianapolis News. They are full of Juice, and one of the larger size s been known to afford enough acid for @ whole barrel of’ |emon« ade, These gigantic lemons belong to a peculiar variety which was found grows ing wild tn a remote part of Mexico several years ago, Specimens of the tree were obtained and introduced {nto other localities unt!l the fruit {s now beooms ing common, Experiments are now belng made with the view of increasing the | thickness of the rind and firmness of the fruit, with the view of giving the lemon more stable qualities for shipping purposes, —_— |THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES. | the street car company?” the passenger The Unwise Conductor, awkod, PASSION on an Bim astrest | “Oh, I've been with the company near Tyewday wflernoon drifted \1y tlve youre and—und" ) polities with the condu But the passenger laughed wo hard the Anaviatna ginny aheaniad: hduetor oouldn't make Lis explanas ys voted the Republican ticket, but | MH" —sounsetown (.) Teleyranmy le year I'm going to yote for Bryan," 65 “and why vote for Bryant” the pa NO Doubt About W Ille, | senger inquired, ‘“ 7 that's a regular Metle when @ party Is in too long it's pretty inarked the visitor apt to become corrupt, It don't do for! “Yes,” replied Mra. Popley, ‘Wille'e inybody to have th @ Job too long fe wave It to bin on bie birthdays, cy're ulmost always sure to get into hao plete Hite thing! Ite “ ier"? ing fon't i t 1 rw, but WiLMe Lak! fount “How long have you been working for weslern bouk. the grafting business.””