The evening world. Newspaper, October 12, 1908, Page 10

e Evenin ) 4 TarlG, Published Dally Mxcept Sunday by ¢ Park + Rast 734 Street w, New York AY Re TWpan,, FO Wat 110th Stree 6 gOsKrN PULITZER, Pre _— om 8 Mati Matter. dat the Pos at New York as Sec Bubreription lates I gland World tor tie All Countri One Year One Year One Mouth. One Mon VOLUME 49 A COLOSSAL BUNGLER. rof the domestic lives of many The intimate know fittingly tlie which the divoree courts supply is supplemented — by alfairs. Marital in active participation of government in’ busin feli the ments, and sometimes even dignitied magistrates are moved ty lat the other hand, the . since business set the ball adjustment of the simplest disagree pity goes to court f ter over the disclosures made before them end promotion 2nd regulation of tn 21) of government, and necessarily so, perhay rolling by going into partnership with government In an earlier and simpler day it was truly said that the world is too much governed, but what would the author of that sentiment have said of existing conditions, under Which men and women go to court with all the petty details of their matrimonial jars and few men engage in important exterprises without painstaking study of the laws in foree or an attempt on their part to secure new ones that will favor their undertakings? In the privacy of the home and in the publicity of the market place government is at our elbows at nearly all hours unless we chance to be numbered among the relatively few , who ask nothing of the law except protection from the wrongdoing | of others. ; Government can do a few things well, but it does many things taken to settle all the family rows If ; government had not undertaken to promote business by enacting laws in the interest of favored classes it would have so many monopolistic combinations to regulate. When government goes out : of its proper sphere it is a colossal bungler, piling crror upon error | ill. 1f government had not unde in court there would not haye been so inany of them to adjust. not now aad rarely if ever retracing its steps. i _ SHOWMEN IN POLITICS. The object lesson in political and social agitation is not new, aud the exhibits of the New York Taxpayers’ Conference and the Bureau of Municipal Res valuable Their forerunners in this line were highly effective. rch are all the more on that account. In the early 'y that every American temperance movements it was thought necessa exhorter should be abie to show a “frightful example” of the degra- fearfully emacia- dation caused by rum. In the war meetings ted soldiers who had escaped from Southern prison pens had places on the stage, and in ihe Presidential campaign of 1892 many Dem- xed articles cratic stump speakers carried gripsacks full of tariff- which were displuyed as illustrations of the oppressions of protection New York’s object lessons cover, in the main, extravagance and dishonesty in the purchase of municipal supplic In time they may be extended to fields even more important, and with the aid of the costumer’s art and suclr stage accessories as may easily be utilized there seems to be no rex hy the whole story of ofticial delinquency can- not be told so that he who runs muy read. | That the people are fond of shows is proved by the multitudes which throng all entertainments. from the crudest to the best As there is complaint that Jess and less attention is paid to the old de- vices for awakening political enthusiasm, it may be that we are -com- will be Under such circumstances a campaign tour would resemble the movements rie and circus, and the natural born showman, ae ia] and economic issues ing upon an era when political, » fought out in snow rooms, without words, music or noise. of a great moral mena: who is not unknown in cur politics even now, would necessarily go to the front very rapidly t i —— ONE PUBLISHER'S SURE THING, s that are required he he will publish a weekly eee Finding 4t impossitle to r of him and to answer all the le receives, Senator La Follette announces that that rs on import subjects In «cher words, assur newspaper, “support of w the new publication has come to stay, old the editor and publisher is “sure o has been said on so many tement that the Senatorial Nevertheless, sions before this ie support emerprise will suggest many an inquiry ws t rsonality of the angel and the nature of the guarantee. In this as in sor matters, there should be the fullest publicity both before and blieation aS ote <= IT CAME TOO LATE. Add ng the Deen Watervay ¢ » Theo I , of New York, a protest a st the regulation of transpertation lines by commission waich was a er Ww of time and breath, just as soon “dig ail re yy as through a mud hunk Mrs I | ci ought not to recite his tule of y of strangers who are bound to lau 2 m. It isa fa ) t the systen of which Mr. Shonts is no ad ey nte a lusty come mission earlier Letters From the People. Apply to es ecnibe abie of thie DP tothe Faiioi of he I U it maty-wever ‘Where « t apply 4 A NE pen else on shorten my va F t ar suppor tran os oo long? Fd ‘ Jecade, Tt remains we for (he Blind ns to go ¥lower Ia, dhe Editor co - Whe Kor soft Where 1 deta t jokes are put gions for the blind in ui 1 me ta whlel, addy payment, Keo? y t ntur owing. pret BT Apply to Charities Org F ai the road doesnt care what venue, for infor: New Yorke this probier Au Brie Probes a four We tw WAiior of THe Pyeving V ne m veara? Ir Greenwood Lake long wte the run es. Hu ' * dreary! Pas OMMETRR'S WIRE Prese Publishing Company, Nos. 58 to 68 g World D The Day of Rest. By Maurice Ketten. Tire SS { W WOOT \ y aily Magazine, Monday, 2 <1? MUNK ttn ‘ Dust ALITTLE MORE ANO HE‘D HAVE GONE For A LONG, Li Mrs, Jarr Meets Her Old Gir hood Friend, Mrs. What’s-Her-Name; You Know---The One Who Married a Man Because He A J but before they except taking her to t beaux would call on By Roy L. McCardell. Jarr. condolence to the lady Why, ‘L hope you conveyed m: She was always an especial favorite with me.” them were just lovely to her. and I will say er congratula- 00 «many ladies are especial favorites with you!’ tions and very handsome presents sald Mrs. Jarr. “But I'm willlng to wager you don’t know “So, as between the ones a girl likes best do not toe the matrimonial who I'm talking about seratch, and the one shedoesn’t care for Niat does, the selling plater gets the Indeed I do!* said Mr. Jarr. “Mrs. Wi girl?’ asked Mr. Jarr. We at Where-It-Is? on the t “Not exactly that.” said Mrs. Jarr. in a hesitats vuld tember, she was in company with Mrs. You-Knou-Who 2 girl waste the best years of her life. until she’s 5 mi Mean, and wore a very light, dark colored thing-a-ma-bob , Whose intenti are not se: ” trimmed with that fluffy stuff.” “Oh, I see said Mr. Jarr And what is the that “Oh, you nk you're smart!” said Mrs, Jarr. “You/#he has the man that meant business?” & know who I mean. the girl that used to talk so much and went crazs 4 lied Mrs. Jarr. ‘What isn't it that a man won't do to every fellow she saw. Ido hope she's settled down since she m ° bitght a woman's life?” know who she's married, too! The young fellow that way so jealous of her “Gilker Is a blighter, then” queried Mr. Jar aver anyboly sent her flowers nnd candy 1 80 sie tived to go to the It’s his family put Mim up to it,” sa jar. nd of his M er candy and flowers home. and pretend they were sent by other sisters and mother as he ever was. Poor C) alking abou yah fou i oie ae the ang F as telling you mut that was so stingy them and they insist on coming to the house. and pretend they are fond of hi che Prtgiligs sees) ote: ? alwa minanied her to g0 to church with him She wants to move away from Brooklyn to get rid of them.” pp na Decounp iy dank cea ansislncss t “And what else?’ asked Mr. Jari ere a adearing charactertsties, but they do not identify the “He won't give up his bowling club, Jarr And he ge ith me.” said Mr. Jarr, to stag parties and wants to eh ouse and pla Im aid Mra, Jarr in exasperation. “Her name ey Saturday event . t 14 wa asking me for "And she won't stand for t and tt oid M om it when Li gave fh er? Ol es. J remember Jarr. J forget her name! Clara Mudridge. you know, who “Who would? What dees a man care for you jf he w up ie a surance business BODY for you when he marries you?’ replied Mrs. vorr. - “But vou let me as f is and Rangle Aa ie am ‘ uae He i bit jen a rs id Mr. dary z us sald Mra. Jann. “and be ng she "Oh," sald Mrs er nee A ADTER Tye Just Got ont mere STORY Ten ¥ + “J SA\ Mrs. What’s-Her-Naine to-day. She's gotten 1 awfully stout,” gaid Mrs. Jarr, as she came in with ppy three or four small bundles in her hands see you The information is deci¢ ng.” said M What did sh to he with that man, a he ASKED her. qoooy |) TEN WE | CAN GET were married she could twist ii: er theatre. Poor Clara now, just to see if it Don't come to me with yi 1 you a giri th = men Mr. darr right marry the insurance part said Mrs. Jarr sked Her To ou wouldn't some of Great Love Stories re of History By Albert Payson Terhune NO. 47.-~THOMAS CARLYLE AND JANE WELSH. a | T ts a good thing Carlyle and Jane Welsh married each other? sald ‘Tennyson, once. “For if each of them had mart one else here Would have been four unhappy people instead of | This remark snms up, in few words, th r romance of a boorish, ranky, brutal genius and a nervous, delicate empered wo Quare elsome and miserable as was the couple's married tif story {s well worth the telli on a m. Thi been ve had never After s her, in w y, Carlyle ving by liter: ren. works became r of the al u aut cor $ t as in the early lush what was known as literary correspondenc an intellectual woman, who fe pars would no to take a more intimate personal tone Miss Welsh was not Carlyle’s {! was teaching school In Scotland he f : comple! ‘ Neither Married ¢ First Love. tof the y ward Irvi lyle took his p she wrote love y 1, * © * Were you But your wife? Ney Carlyle, in anger, wrote to a frien “These wo: Nevertheless, three years later, in 18 irty-two, his wife twen As my brother I n of gel the two w was drew near, each confessed to the other a deadly fe each tried to keep up the other's courag Miss Welsh s} > arations for the ceremony as “horrid ances.” Carlyle ked her to make thelr wedding trip les reeaiie for hin ithout pyMOO! to “smoke three cigars, as occasion serves, ged that his brother might go with them on the h ir dread of married life unfounded. From the v¥ M Carlyle wrote at one time ever dream of marrying an author he had wretchedly bad nerves. So he. Her temper doubiful, She was s tive and high- to have taken r the sake ¢ Neither should gver have marr My In love. They quarrelled frequer of these quarrels (the morning after the long fit of hysterical weeping, while Carlyle worked ‘ carden and tearing up the prettiest flower beds nee Mrs, in the same room where her husband needle made too 1 nolse and dis- irbed topped se Soon he Jane, 1 can hing! hed to give up st study lyle he eard. His wife told an acquaintance that the time he shaving he later occapied by comp world In genera : headache. Car! she fel throwing a teacu jealous of his ! ¢3 how tender ecretly wer Jealousy and Endless Quarrels yurton; and t ! jere are letters that show mes be and how devoted, Carlyle died suddenly while drivi ri as crushing. He wrote wildly nd filled the alr with loud, despairing I ened by reading In his wife's di plaints against himself and an he dead woman thus had the which had comprised the Carlyles Missing nambers of this series will be suppl » Circulntion Department, Evening World Lady Ash y application Ipt of one- FEDTGDOOOON WOOMGOOANAP AIOE SO Sayings of Mrs. Solomon. (Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wite.) Translated by Helen Rowiand, ISSO CO OO OOOOSOSOSOTOS OSI ONT OO sire ORILY, verily, the conscience of a man is a marvele V lovs thing! It worketh like a patent d oth ways. It stretcheth like a rubber band, It ts strangely accommodating, for it interfereth not with hin amusements, yet it cometh to his aid in times of great need, It sleepeth at night like a well-trained dog and awaketh only in the morning when the headache tometh on apace. even when he hath kiss 1 and the bottle is empty. He forgetteth 4t w! ch is on; but when the ame is over and thou it heco! f thin VTole exelalmeth In deep humiliation, I up hy time when thou mightest bh ARRYING IAN Verily, it is dishonorable, for I ca § a wife. Twill go my w but 1 will remember thee always,’ And peradventure he may rem y thee for seven times For a man that recovereth from a grand passion and a man overeth from a Kran 8} re alike. ‘The he passuth, Mkewise the But a wem: ike unto a eoeltall n the last! Of oYairs an of drinks am aith unto his dyin day Just this Andt woman who saith "I told you so!" ts as Jeth n the back or # collar button that proddeth the jugular veln. Put she who bringeth him the te his coffee and smootheth his pillow rand the bromo s who getteth him into his who sugareth and painteth his eye to make tt white again, and yet keepeth SILENCE the she shall have her reward For her silence will affright him and he will wor 5 hot kn what she is #oing to do. And in the evening thereof he will come home early hearing fine Jewels and a check for a new hat: For a silent woman shameth o man and keepeth him gueseing, Alas! he hath nothing to “forgive her and be cannot say unto her “Thou drovest ine to do this thing! Selah! +2 4 From New York to Buenos Ayres. HE Pan-American route from New York to Buenos Ayres is 10,499 miles, T From New York to the southern border of Mexico 1s 3,70 miles, and these points are now connected by ral. From the southern border of Mexteo to Buenos Ayres is 6,68 miles, and of this distance 2,600 miles is of railways over | whieh trains are running, while there 1s an additional 400 miles under actual cone tract construction, This leaves a little more than 8,000 miles for the fu THE YOUNG SCAMPT HE MADE ME Lose ry TRAIN WAT Tih, THE DAY'S GOOD STORIES. from a Cincinnat! station, a man stuck hiy head far out of the window, din th 4 station A New Branch. | RAMP-—I'm looking for a job at een | me trade, mum. atiendant 1 in warning, ‘or 16 Housekeeper ~ Well, what fo] WHll be knocged off Knocked off! shouted the passenger, your trade? ‘Knocked off, eh? Well) it wont he Tramp—Dentistry, mum. Me specialty | knocked off uy snybody t ig insertin’ teeth iu mince ples.—Boston | you bandy-logged shrimy vanscript, | | Hampered by Monopoly, He Misunderstood. ADIREIO’. had just ARON A that ff he had a lever long enough 64 HE simpleer Senator and 4 fulcrum on which to rest It address, he could move the world | the vimest care in the wording, or “But what's the use of thinking about 10 Of YoU, prop with mis | ulanding, dissent, even anger, may | it" he seid, “so long as the Big Stick Ww to the ‘keeping off. Slooseveith vs coin ne moving tort | SRG gS RRS AOS A