The evening world. Newspaper, October 7, 1908, Page 16

Evening Worid Daily Magazine, Wednesday, - — The ZeSA sorid, | The Concert of Europe. Wubt¥ehed Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nor, 68 to @ e Park Row, New York By Maurice Ketten. | mcctactta a Entered at the Post-Office at Now York as S¢ 1-Class Mal! Ma s ; tion Rates to The Evening For Engiand nd the € { and Canada Postal Union. By Albert Payson Terhune VOLUME 49 a i THE JOKERS OF THE CAMPAIGN. NO. 45—GARIBALDI AND ANITA. | STOCKY, red-bearded man paced a steamship’s deck, telescope in hand, From time to time he halted and through his glass scanned the Bragil- The perils of humor are well illustrated at the West. w! of the real difliculties of th to somebody's attempt to be f Sus ulead GEE | fan shore, past which his vessel was churning {ts slow way. attributed y WHISHKY’ ‘The red-bearded man was Giuseppe Garibaldi, a young Itallan satlor. ] with his HA} Y) ly He had taken part in an attempt to free Italy from the annical yoke of tending political hosts a iy. Mr. Bryan started it vicious trick mule and his claims that he is Mr. Roosevelt's heir. ‘Then | Austria. The plot had fatled, and he had escaped to South America, There Joe Cannon came swearing and chewing tobacco and told a HA! he had plunged eagerly into the maze of revolutions that have old Joe Cannon came wearing and chewing tobacco and told P vulsed South American States. Garibaldi’s genius as a born mil “few stories that caused th » churches to hold union meetings to con- no joke, either. After a little Candidate ly oultivated stock yards audience in tas “Little Willie, Browning clubs of the Lake Michigan district bolted the ticket eu | made his services valuable, His rough honesty, in that land of ¢ corruption, won him universal trust. He joined the party that was in rebellion against the Brazillan Empire and won a series of brilliant victories against stronger foes. everal times he was badly wounded, more than once was taken prisoner and at one time | Was put to torture. From place to place in South America he wandered, al- ways drawing his sword for liberty and against oppression, It was on a day when his fortunes were at their ebb that he sailed past the Brazilien village \of Barra, examining the shore through his telescope. | All once the glass was held stationary. Garibaldi had seen the lovely face of a Creole girl looking from a window in the distant village. Long and earnestly he gazed on her. Then he dropped the telescope and ordered the ship stopped and a boat lowered. He rowed ashore and set oul (v find tho house at who window that face had appeared. He searched in vain. He could not locate the dwelling. In despair he was about to return to his vessel when he chanced to meet fn the streets a man with whom he had some slight acquain- tance. This Brazilian invited the disappointed Italian to come home with him for a cup of coffee and a cigarette. On entering his host's house the sider his case. Sherman, addressing a Chicago, referred to Mr. whereupon the masse, To wind up the hilarity on the Republican side, Son-in-Law Longworth, in a spirit of levity, nominated Mr. Roosevelt for another eight-year term in 1916. It appears that every one of these side- Through Telescope | | { Sees Future Wife splitting performances caused serious trouble and that the only ex- | cuse that has been made for them is that their authors thought they were funny. Nothing is much mow gruesome than a joke that has to be explained, and that is one reason why Roger Sullivan, the well- | original Bryan man in Mllinois, | known humorist, who claims to be th has nothing further to say AUSTRIA . y first person on whom Gartbaldi’s eye fell was the girl he had been so vainly SS SSS } al if / seeking. The owner of the v introduced her as Ant Pi | Garibaldi, in his autobiograph, s describes the se t iollowed We both re static silence, gazing at e ther like two 3 a the first time and who s revive ance I knew but n Italian, However, I seemed IT WAS HER WHISKERS. ‘A woman fifty vears of age, whe for fifteen years has dressed as / : } LLY pereons who do y ; something t was detained by LZ 7 fy, said: ‘You must : j g audacious wo aman and earned her living in mascul pur the Imnnigration authoriti t Ellis Isiand the other day. With the (\{ power in my insolence. I had tied a knot that assistance of the police they overhauled the laws and found nothing on | Ww \ From that moment to the day of Anila’s de adored each other An was Garibaldi’ an which they could hold her, and so, still in male attire, she was re- leased and started at once for New Orleans, where she has business, friends and a bank account. Probably this episode will receive much | attention on the part of adyanced women, but before they take rash action of any kind they It is adm'tted that this nerism.s of a man. Ali these may be acquired. There was something else, however. She had a mustache and it was genuine. This is what caused her to dress az a man in the first place, and no doubt it safe- guarded her against detection during all the years of her masquerade. Women witn whiskers, therefore, may find a suggestion in her expe- | rience, but all others are barred. re IN THE PENNY ARCADE. The Graphophone and the Phonograph had been speaking alter- nately for some time. Toth had discussed the tariff, injunctions, the | Philippines, trusta, guaranteed bank deposits and tainted political | contributions. when one of them passed a slighting remark upon the | big Orchestrion, which stood at the other end of the hall. At this the | other protested with much warmth, and while both were talking to- | gether ut the top of their voices there was a roar and a rumble and a see aa AS : = te far i nere he settled for a time on Staten Island, only to rush back, at the fret crash and the Orchestrion made #0 much noise that the crowd speedily ‘ * 5 " Ta . to his tive land, t ere to continue the fight for Nberty, until all mabled at that end of the room, leaving the Graphophone and the| MEY. Jarr Sees Three Big New Hats Arrive at Mrs. Kittingly’s; [GRO enrctr rach MMR Ra GPT ERROR tha ¢ les and rewards, retired from public Nfe and Phonograph in silence and alone. Toward night, when the Orchestrion just the sort of wife for such a man. She sh i rdships: without a word of complaint, faced wretched pover with a smile and | Walked serenely with her warrlor-husband on the ragged edge of mortal danger. In battles she fought, sword in hand, at his side. Onee, during @ charge, when a soldier fell dead, she snatched up the slain man’s m and continued to load and fire it until the enemy retreated. In a South American sea fight once the deck of Garibaldi's ship was swept by a hai] of shot and ehell that drove many of the defenders to the shelter of cabin and forecastle, Garibaldi paused in his task of commandiug the manoeuvres long enough to shout to Anita to go below for safety. “1 will got” she cried, “and drive back to the deck those cowards who are skulking down there. Then I'll join you again.” In a battle far inland Antta was cut off from her husband's troops and found herself surrounded by the enemy. She was ordered to surrender, Instead she fired both her pistols into the ranks of ner foes and put spurs to her horse. She broke through the hostile line, but her horse was shot dead and, dismounted, she was unable to escape. When captured she waited f ightfall, then stole a horse and galloped into the forest. The enemy. pursued her. She was forced to swim a swollen river, clinging with one | hand to the tail of her horse, and for several days iAvareaweren PERERA fled without food or shelter through the wilder- WY \\ Was SN should understand one thing very clearly: rson had the figure, the walk and the man- | ANY Ny ness. It was a week before she could shake off and ieriBatiles her pursuers and rejoin her husband. At another time she had to ride in wild filght from the y-old son across the saddle in front of her fon much of Gartbaldi's later fame ts due. He went < her with him, There he fought once more for Italy's again forced to flee for hi! Privation and exposure d proved too much for Anita. After her husband's defeat she sickened dd died Ravenna, !n 1849. Garibaldi, heartbroken, fled to America, en as i is ended his days as a farmer on a Mttle Italian island he had bought. had run down, the Graphophone ventured to ask the Phonograph how | The Incident Precipitates a Fashion Talk in the Jarr Home. stssine nomvers of ens series will ta applied upon appiication it was that the Orchestrion had not only drowned them out, but had to the Circulation Department, Evening World, upon receipt of ome- Jarr severely e latest are the ‘Marie Louise’ or the ‘Cloche,’ that’s French | cemt attracted all the people. “Because,” said the Phonograph, “the Or- By R L. McC: 1 |for bell, because, although they are wider than ever, the brim turns down, | oan : y Roy L. McCardell, | chestrion is a brass band, and there never was anybody or anything | and, in fact, the crown, though low, 1s bell shaped.” that could talk against it.” The moral of this simple tale is that if ® man or a machine would be heard great care mt start up the Big Noise. POODOODOE OOOO te Louise’ or we —loche’ shape?” asked ae "mS oon oink ot oome ¢ Rflections of a Bachelor Girl Mke that having e in this world! And yet she'll sit down! and ery and say she's so discouraged! Three new hats and 1 know not one of them cost less than sixty dollars!" “Well, it's no use for poor fc aid Mr. Jarr. res no sin in thinking or wishing it, I'm su replied Mrs. Jarr. IMEHOW, a woman cenkes to Le a soul-mate the mo- “But, of course, I never expect to have three new costly hats at the same S ment she becomes a helprnate. \ time. It's terrible to he poor To a woman luck in love consists in getting the ; man she wants to marry, to a man St consists in escaping the women who want to marry iim ' 1 Mrs. Kittingly get th rr, He really didn’t care, tr “6 RS, KITTINGLY has three new hats; they were! < said Mrs. Jarr, tn great excttemen’ that brought them—hets are alwaye delivered by you Know, because that's he Paris way—had to make three \ifferent trips “Don't interest me whatevs plays in @ brass band upstair: Ing up @ bass drum." “That wasn't @ bass drur you silly; that war the Inst hat that came in the big rour oxes they put t fa said Mrs. Jarr. “Hats are } ‘ be taken not to By Helen Rowland. H +42—_____ | DISEASE OF THE HEART. In the case of Co). Stewart of the army, whose retirement against his will {s desired by those in authority, various medical officers testify. 5 ike us to think of wearing sixty-dollar * sald Mr, Jarr. “‘But who I saw a kid ahead of me DIVA GL GIDGOIOVE It's a great mis: no doubt,” said Mr. Jarr, “but tf you had a $60 ‘Marie er than ‘ever you need, then, new hats and new gowns tight fitting. Don't opinions she rouble o' ve years’ standing and th ema and the ii ped PREITENE AICEA TIP fra EEE cay OCIS EE OG mT orem iby z? that be bas heart wouble ofitbirtyetive y ace end thavihemey ipsta us sideways vi a HE: LEED ABA LS PATE URED Ob, I'd have to get some new gowns to go with It," said Mrs. Jarr, ‘‘Mrs. pr nw @ girl with @ Jewolled gart die at any moment. During these thirty-five years he has served with hs a ere even too wide to be carried) server has Kome new gowns made in the very latest style. Directotre front and aon " j karter buckle Is a ig through the big doors downstairs, 47 carried flat.” soiree tre . He ener URE rE TFET man’s way of offering her an impertinence in a sugare honor in many campaigns. Te wears badges and med which are ‘Well, as I said, it don't interest me," repiied Mr. Jar BB PULe MRK, IRY BIE Yer Ai tn Fhe eninees Why th: Suab a coated pill ¢ b +f at the hips as they a the bottom. conferred only in recognition of bravery and capability Some one But ft does interest me,” sad Mrs. Jarr. “If 1 can't » hat myself “And that’ In marria an holds on to h at least I am Interested tn the rlunate women that do. loses her hush U'm inter- : . : need petticoats or anything like that?” ask Mr. Jari nd's love nd ff she holds « to his love may have told him of his fatal ailment y« so, but if so the knowl-| ested in the hats, 1 should #a Me ee ? Sear GTEC PITE ETC he loses her identity edge has not cast a blemish upon his ree as) al eoldiex Facing etd ant etin nat if you want one-get 10 of the and wear them at once. | ‘sheatics Directoire gowns, And ['d have to have new ‘The hardest thing for a woman to know is how to pros give you ter ars,” said Mr. With a “There, little girl, be happy.” shoes kings to match, or else the very latest boots, tend not to know what she knows she oughtn't t 0: s has heen his apation ha roule he saci a 0 ee a n o know ‘ death in many form n n hi I 1 What would th pression, ‘ i gun me Gun metal is all the rage In belts and boots aud gloves Going through @ husband's pockets ts lke going through grim terror in one more a have signif to him? There is al Ten dollars!” sald Mrs, Jarr in fine scorn you can't get a fine Phe long gloves, the high-water fellows?” asked Mr. Jarr the Catacombs; it's so disa if bf \igrette for less than thirty dollars, Ten dollars: nung to expect something A n 1 “No, indeed, short gloves are the style now,” sald M: Jarr, “Mousquetatre| really excith nd find nothing but a penct) b C aemranaee chan Saat K i u rea xeiting a Pp stub, @ broken collar butto _ true saying that creaking doors hang long, and it applies with par- I can get the hest make of allk hat for \t dollars,” said Mr. Jarr. “Only, sleeves with short $. And buttons, buttons, buttons and ribbons and gold | receipts and some loose tobacco, ni:8: few. tioular force to men afflicted with serious physical ills. At any time | 2* YOu know, T look heer RELAD OSE eer aR IBA? ina silk hat, and T don't tassels; and everything that 1s first class 1s so high, tt costs a fortune to dress Widowers are like warmed-over pudding; they have lost a little of thelr api ? see why @ woman can't get @ Sunday hat for the same money.” these day sa a sehr tpm agers th © of their spice arr siniled pitying Sunday hat! A woman doesn't wear her beat “So it would seem," sald Mr. Jarr, dolefuily. | and freshness, ing uncertainty about how they will turm during the long period that Col. Stewart has suffered from a fata! Gisease he might have been cut down by a hostile bullet, but he has | ! at to church or just on Sunday. She wants to wear one that is handsome “Oh, never mind,” | out. jd Mrs, Jarr, brightening up, “I have a husband, ana| °” style every day, and not the same hat efther that's more than Mrs, Kittingly has, and I have children, and that’s more than $ fia you want « Merry Widow lid?” said Mr. Jarr, ‘Well, we'll have to. either she or Mrs, Stryver has!” regards his as a great accident you one romeway And she further surprised Mr, Jarr by gayly carolling ‘I don't care! I don't ot: A woman always looks back upon her marriage as a great tneilent—a mam survived, it appears, to fall a victiin at Jast to official favoritism and injustice. There are many forms of heart ease, and one of the |! “ | are not caled Merry Wiaows except in vaudeville show said Mre.; care!” And she,didn’t, elther, [fn vm Large Families in Europe. worst of them is heartlcssr Boyle tells of a French lawyer who had forty-five children Mrs. Agnes Melbourne, who died in 1743, at one hundred thirty children , Mrs. Ursula Lightfoet, who was buried not #0 nuny years |left 183 descendants. Thomas Greenhill, surgeon to the Duke of Norfolk, was the thirty-ninth onfla by one father and mother. ‘The Harlelan MSS, tell of a Scotch weaver who had sixty-two c one wife, Fifty lived to be twenty-one years old Mrs. Honeywood, of Charing, England, who died in 16%, had sixteen children, M4 grandchildren, 288 great-grandoh{idren, and @ great-xr total Mrs. Mary Jonas, of Chester, England, wan the mother of thirty-three; » man recently applied for relief in Oulton who had thirty-thr Clark tola in t Letters From the People, ‘he Wisdom of the Highway °°" + By J.K. Bryans Le sein SES o in Enghind, laren by. vey grandchildren wes 3 Wants to Study ‘ildven; Anthony Clorkenwell County Court that he had thirty-two. THE DAY'S GOOD STORIES. 90 charges 7 per ‘ folpald taxes we “ then ferest is only 6 5 F. J 4 Hath Query. An Awe Hrot « Wort Here is an exa i, does it any flew": Mr, Brows wer \ as hig son five . @ walt and cool off | wide-brimmed hat that had once been HARLIB LITBWATE (with » aigt) ae SF ; a aoe llighter In shade and was attired in @ —Bay, Algy, I've made wp may, must pass Let ath or shower woollen shirt mind never to marry. twice as old as , the ‘How's that, again, please?’ askea| Algernon—Why not, Cholly? Been aise he attendant. ‘Il didn’t quite under- |appotnted in love? Would Sot breve Men me tand you Charley \dtewate-—No, it isn't that, Algy; but, you see, the guyis are a Phen yelled in a vibrant, © as if he belleved the |Metting vo doosid muscular nowadays, To the a “The f e , 1 tn: 1 «© deat and hard of | with thelr, golf aud pokes ball, slaving Having «x Goodness, sonny, are you In pain;’ "| see that Roosevelt ts a-goin' to uplift us farmers! a and. all that sor Ing " : arte : . a : x ber stand ii afraid it wouldn’s be weally sate Bay from 6. George las 6 aNxlovs, Naw. The pain's in me--boo-hool “What's he cale'late ter use—Lalloons or dynamite?’ 6 When van 1 pike for Cincy? When | messy Poulin’. be weary sete ta Pn can I get a train for C-t-n-c-t-n-m-a-14¥ As She Is Spoke. Can't you understand plair English?” 66Q2°Y: young feller, when can a! "Very well.” was the reply. “wham t& S guy pike for Cincy?” asked a|1s spoken,””—Pittsburg Gagette. | big, burly man of the tnformi Hon man at Union Station, The tra ler had the apnearance of a cowboy, wore None But the Brave, (