The evening world. Newspaper, October 1, 1908, Page 17

—<— kh ak! at na ta hac eins ts ly bakin ane! nates * out of the Viennes The Evening — 7. _— World Daily Magazine? Thursday, October 1; By CHARLES DARNTON. G URLS will be boys even*when it comes to running the risk of being obliged to take @ shower bath according to army regulations, This reflection leads us fight up to an awfully serious moment in Miss Lalu Glaser’s life at the Lyrio, Like the girl with the tambourine that jingles for your small change Detween the acts, Miss Glaser has joined the army only to find herself in imminent | Ganger of a bath, When the order comes to march to the bath-house she almost | sinks through her borrowed trousers, Strong men turn pink and women weep for joy. It looks as though Lulu is in for lt whether the water's fine or not. She/ protests that she doesn’t need a bath, but the comedy sergeant merely laughs a rude, tin-Hned sort of laugh, and tells her she will get it hoth ways—hot and | cold, Poor Lulu can only stand on one foot, and then on the other, and kurgle Ike a bathtub t is going down and out. And then, with the situation growing too delicate for word. help comes in the towering form of Lieut. Baritone, and Lulu turns to him with pleading eyes almost bathed in I ask you as a special favor," begs + to, out the bath.” Why?) demands Lieut. Baritone. Wh stammers Lulu, “Well, shes, desperately, “this ts only ou stich with relief and settle back n your chair, The worst ts over. Miss Glaser won't have to take a bath after 1, She can go right along having a time and giving you a better » Mischief” 1s the prettiest ical prank in town, and Miss Glaser it-or a very big part of it—as were having the best time her fe since ‘Dolly Varden." She krows at least ten ars younger {) | trousers, without any her, withou ne plea—the one at R Make me a 90 ast for any old night t the Lyric opens its d N t we a e bath, there is noth- ing to fear success. Her merry ha! ha nin its ¢ ad. It mines out of Its ow ord, it isn’t driven out. You get the best of the Lulu Glaser, you realize, perhaps as you have never realized bef ie is the most joyous spirit on the musical comedy Ke. You er voloe appr ly, re! r poor, tired soul with her pplaud her vivid pant esadiscovery. Of course, it Isn't a a covery, but it is brous in “Mlle. Mischief” t something n it down in black and wh 1s @ pantomimis! to her saucy heels. “Mile. Mischief musica] shower ba music of this Viennese operetta by Carl M, Zieh rer ripples and runs and splashes 4 Ughtfully. It almost makes you forg Lehar, across the street. It shames “The Devil,” next door. It lulls you to rest, but never to sleep, for it 1s as Sprightly as Miss G er in her two Pairs of trousers. There might easily be more of it, were It not for the fact that Miss Glaser {s compelled to take Up a great deal of time getting tn and out of trousers, and likewise {n and out of the army that she joins on a bet The story bears up very wi under {ts adaptation by Sydney Rosenfeld, and the songs go al s as though nothing had happened, Of course, there's a waltz song to make "The Merry Widow" “Tra la la, tra la qa, tra la la—Ach Gott!” 1s the way Miss aser feels @bout It, and mayhe she ts right She is true to Zlehrer when she tackles “Other Things,” and brings out Minerva Peck of Horse's Neck. is of the U.S. A., and peculiarly of Broadway. A particularly charming number, ‘Le Coeur de Ninon," as French as a Char- lotte Corday hat, comes from the strong throat of Miss Gertrude Darrell. Ninon’s | little rt palpitates and flutters, and finally flies as high as the ceiling, but this | 4s no reason why Miss Darrell should try to drive her voice through the roof. It | is much better when she keeps {t down. She sings beautifully, but she also yells horribly Miss Darrell should remember that she 1s suppo: to be singing, not turning in a general alarm. One of the free-for-all events brings out show ladles {n all the new autumn shades, Some are red-ayd-yellow and some are green. Several of them are very | Breen indeed, Yet something tells you au. they may not be as green as they dress, | Se The Difficult Japanese Alphabet. emile and Jealous | WASLUTE Cla SEF 86 ROSETTE Minerv APAD is not an easy language even for the native-born subject of the Mikado, but it is very diMeult of acquirement by the Westerner. It takes a Japanese ‘child seven years, it 1s | 4 to learn the essential parts of the fapanese alphabet. 900100.0.0,00,0.0.0.0.0.0000000.0000 0000000000000 00000200000 PODODOHODOOA.ADISOOSODOGVOS The Newlyweds-:- Their Baby -:- By Martin Green. HM late afternoon mun cast long shadows down th I cavernous east sito street. Troops of children, wit! shrill cries, chased each other from curb to curb Jodging under the feet of horses, miraculously escaping thi preasure of ponderous wheels, A block away a grind-orgat waa grinding out “Harrigan.” At regular intervals the roar of "L” trains, passing wu) ind down the intersecting avenue, off to the west, mingled \ bass accompantment with the street clamor. From fire escapes depended mattresses, blankets, quilts and article t wearing apparel tn defiance of the city ordinances. 4 nimble youth scurrted past with @ long rod in his hand vuching the gas lamps and making them blage with light ke @ necromancer in a play. Beated at a window on the ground floor of @ flat In thi mfddle of the block was an old woman, She wore a ne: svhite scart round her shoulders and a white cap on her white hair. There wert many lines in her face, As she sat there, passersby knew at a glance that she was walting. Her twed old eyes dimly conveyed to the tired old brain the panorama of life passing oul in front, but her interest in the general aspect of her surroundings was plainly of a listless charactar. “An old mother," mused a man who aaw her. “Sho has done her work and ti watting for the long rest. Her children, reared, probably, in comparative cony fort by the labor of her hands, are caring for her tn the time of her decline. “Even nov, as (ie day is dying, she . doubtless waiting for a son or a daugh ter to come home and salute her with a kiss and an inquiry for her good health She looks contented and happy, but there ts apparent a longing, a yearning uel ag only a mother can feel. May her end be as calm anu peaceful as her presen) condition portends."” And so the man went his wry, lost tn his own surmises and pleasant deduo tions. ihe old woman ha. not seen him, ier attitude of attention suddenly changed to one of alert Inquiry | 4he door of the room opened. A cheerful, bareheaded girl entered and pulted | down the window shades and lit the gas. | “Gee!” ejaculated the old woman, petulantly, “I thought you never was comix with them cigarettes, Margaret.” Oh, You Autumn! HEN Nature fs bankrupt, she flaunts her distress By painting tho forests all yellow and brown, i A With splashes of scarlet and trimmings of drab; \ Tis th that she fashions her fall mourning gown. But bankrupt street railways play Nature reversed: No longer their lemon-hued trade-mark {s seen, They've frosted the transfers and atrengthened the straps, And now they are painting thetr trolley cars green. ISLE OCs WHERE'S mana's PRECIOUS ?. COME TO MAMA } FIDO- FIDO HESE Fido } T makes the elevator man sore to hear you say: ‘Well, you certainly have your ups and downs tn Ife, Tt makes the taxi-chauffeur sore to hear you say: “On the level now, when the cab ts standing still don’t you work the meter with your feet?" It makes the office boy sore to h man, but Just t that h time 1s as valuable as his." Tt makes the barber sore to hear you say: “I didn’t know it was @ razor unt) you asked me $f tt | -I thought {t was a chisel.” It make lady stenographer sore to hear you say: ‘Yes, I never enjoyed |a show as much as that at the Blank Theatre. You ought to go and see it.” you say; “Don't mind my name, young be sorry If he don’t see me, because my Betty Vincent’s Advice on Courtship and Marriage Who Pays hevrare Ushers are necessiry polntment with her, but falled to keep) vince her by your sincerity that you guests invited it on account of some business which|are not altogether to blame for not Dear Betty. I had to attend to. I wrote her, telling | keeping the appointment. She ts justly young ladies asked a young wo Sd her my reason, but have failed to re-|angry with you, for you uid have man to take them home from Ee Failed to C-me. celve any answer. As I love this t her know beforehand that you school. Was ft proper for the 0) | De ady very much and would not lke to cc ot keep the appointment. How- young ladies to allow the man to pay "es carry @ bouquet if there are ma to the ceremony. DO OCSG0C0000000000000 0000000) f the Baby months ago I became ac- quainted with a young lady one year my junior. I had an ap- Y i ROE lose her friendship, will you please tell|ever, if su apologize for your non-| tele atares? aReisee me what to do? M.D. |appearance she will probably over- ‘ the youn | As the young man escorted the 3 Call upon the young lady and con-! look it. ladies home only at their request it was their place to offer to pay their own DO OCOODCCCO0 00000 0000000u ire Just Kids # « & BvT.S. Allen t eye Ida Badane alr from the skin by putting a coat o! Proper to Kiss. us ids y Ida Badanes, M. 2B plaster of paris on them, and this Dear Betty # to the mid-| proved fatal in twenty-four hours. [ J die of No-|' Aq principal of an east side kinder- rten, when complaining to me about the supernumerary clothes her little change their Mght/ tots are bundled in, told me that she underwear, th ®) once took seven dresses and petticoats outside coat 18/of one Little girl enough to meet) 4 washable outer dress is all that one the Inclemenctes of| needs on top of a warm flannel pett!- the fall weather./coat for indoors. The addition of a Late tn the au-|warm coat and leggins {s sufficient for mn ta tlme/outdoors to protect from the cold, Ot enough to change] course, the feet must always be kept for winter under-| dry and warm. r, but even] On the other hand, undue hardening the flannel| is not advisable tn a changeable climaje should be! of medium welrht, and not! like New York. The children’s legs must | the heaviest kind which ts sold. not be bare in cold weather, and some | ‘Tho piling on of outside heavy clothes admixture of wool should always be is burdensome, prevents the children present In the underwear. While some rom using their Umbs proper thelr object to the {dea of getting used to Att etl abr rmit! woollen garments, it ls safer for grow- young man for the past three months and he has asked me to mar- ry him next year. Though I am engaged, I have not been given a ring yet, and the young man wants to keep the en-— gagement secret until Christmas. | Would it be proper for me to let him | Kiss me now? ANXIOUS. As you are engaged to the young man {t ls perfectly proper for him to kiss you. A Morning Wedding. vember ahil- need | HAVE been keeping company with a | dren not TOA BACANES MD ried with a mass in church about 10 A. M,, to carry a bouquet besides a i it proper for the bride, when mar- prayer-book, or only the book; also should the bridesmaid carry a bouquet? The wedding !s to be private and sim- ’ work, ple. The bride desires to wear a gray enough alr to come in comact ing children to wear them, because woot tatior-made travelling suit and hat with |body. ‘Tho last Is a very t alsorbs the moisture and keeps the plumes, owing to the immediate de- drawback, as the ekin js a yraa tem-| body warm. parture on a trip after the ceremony Wool ts especially useful for delle: perature regulator, and must not be de. Is this proper? What should the dric prived of that funct fs thin children who do not have enough maid wear? Are ushers necessary? | the exhilarating effect the t. | fat t em warm, eens IGNORANT. | Bestdes, the syste t Vavihal! Hd have thermometer: | Q helr homes and keep the even tem- A bride should carry either a bouquet without’ the ain that da used up by. pele aiee p the even tem or prayer-book, but not both. The gray here's er terrible disappointment for youse, friends. Mister Bonderbiit, on' leabin’ de steamer, |Skin. Should the latter be ¢ ely 2 travelling sult is perfectly proper for r| t Mothers who have questions to ask } vag | Prived of air, the the: your wedding dross. The bridesmaia 6d he wished ter state emphatically dat de reported visit of his sister, de Duchess, to Americy dis fall was |PTved of ain the apout thelr bables can add Dr, should wear a simple cloth gown and, entirely widout foundation. avening World, G were made on animals to give all Information desired. PEDDDDDG-FLEE-0-O6-4O9O24-OF- Al Revelation of New York Society XCopyrignt. 1907 by Robert W. Chambers.) your own firm,’ suggested Harmon, wincing, and displaying his teeth under his bright med Ups; “and all we wish to know ts what Neergard expecta us| to pay for this ragcally lesson in the | BYNOPSIS OF PREVIOUS Capt, Philip Seiwyn, of an old New dork mily, hae resigned frou ie army because ta Wife, Alixe. divorced hint to marry Jack MthVeD, @ cotllon leader Returi t jew York. Selwyn frequentiy me a-b-c of Long Island realty. Buthvens. Alize still secatly, lox “I don't know," replied Selwyn, bit- gamnble at This house’ Selwyn bees Allxe to) terly annoyed, “what Mr, Neergard 1 Sat ne for toe eke aed ot gelwyne| Doses to do, And if 1 dla I should refer | Drother-in-law. Austin my toy OORT | ROT OW sriby “May I ask," began Orchil, “whether | the land will be ultimately for saie ‘Oh, everything's always for sale, broke in Mottly impatiently; “what's the use of asking that? What you meant to inquire was the price we’ Rand, pIAns (against ve advice) lexpected to pay for this masterly Rusive counuy club, Members of the club| squeeze in realty Gal! on Selwyn with 9 protest “And to that," replied Selwyn more or sharply still, “I must answer agatn CHAPTER VI. that I don't know. I know nothing (Continued) about it; I did not know that Mr. Neor- werd had acquired control of the prop- The Unexpected. erty; I don’t know what he means to RB hesitated, then with |¢o with it. And, gentlemen, may I Dee roto characteristic of |Why You feel at liberty to come to me the overfed: “I don't give a |!stead of to Mr Neergand? damn, Captain Selwyn, what Neengard| "A desire to deal with one of our own #; but I do want to know what a|kind, 1 returned Dra; ‘TALMENTS: wyn's Her hus: ae Alixe nat the artner, oms and a stormy scene ensue and boars of this visit and th 10 allowing Gerald to gamble thven house, Selwyn's, Neergard, plans (against S bi think! nd, 1 sipyoen" Telu Ds ir gentleman like yourself, accidentally | Pluntly. nd, for that matter," he ‘associated with that man, thinks of this |said, turnihg to the others, ‘we might roceeding.”’ have known that Captain Selwyn could foe pa ae by seetouahie pro-|have had no hand in and no knowledge \eding’ your coming here?—or do you jof such an underbred sand dirty’'-—— refer to the firm's position in this mat-| Hanmon plucked him by the sleevs ter?’ asked Selwyn sharply. "Beoause,|but Draymore shook him off, his little Draymore, I am not very widely ex-|piggish eyes sparkling. perienced in the customs and usages of] ‘What do I care?" he ansewred, tosing comercial life, and I do not know|his temper. ‘We're in the clutches of @ whether it is usual for an amoclate| vulgar, skinfint Dutchman, and nes member of a firm to express, unauthor-| wring us dry whether or not we curs fged, his views on matters concerning | him out, Didn't I tell you that Philip the firm to any Tom, Dick and Harry|Selwyn had nothing to do with itt 1¢ mho questions him, he had, and I wes wrong, our joofney ‘ vou know what is the policy of here wight ea well have been made to FPDP DODLOHSDOGD DIO LODHI OLD PELE GOS 2909 G 90604090 0-94-O-9:95-0008 PPSEPIDOLEDVG-HDDI $999 909000G, >) = YO LU N CG ER S ET ete By Robert W. Chambers, Author of ‘‘Vhe liring Line” and “A Fighting Chance.” Neergard’s office. For any man who “Walt!” will do such a filthy thing'’’— do ‘One POL LDOODODHOLHOHGOPPDHGL OOOO said Selwyn brusquely; 1) he took the subway at pot admit for one moment that there street for his office. moment, Draymore,” cut in ts anything dishonorable in this deal!— Worty-wecond| "Oh, all right. Let me know when, back here. And now I have only to wyn's attitude, But he had not | you expect to be free—telephone me at thanx you for reo at my | supposed the man would sever his con- As he entered the elaborate suite of | my rooms'— ow for a six mo trial, | neotion with the firm if he, Neergard, quest, Selwyn, and his voice rang unpleas- nor do I accept your right to question | rooms he noticed some bright new plac- ‘V1 let you know when I see you | and to adnit t I am not qualified ent ahead on his own responsibility, antly; "If you are simply complaining {t from that standpoint. As far as I|@"ds angling from the walls of the|here to-morrow,” said the boy; but | to co-operate with this kind of « “| It astonished and irritated him; it because you have beer outwitted, go genera] office, and halted to read them seo, {t 18 one of those operations Selwyn shook his head: "I'm not com- | hat sald ahead; but {f you think there has been which are considered clever among bus! “WHY PAY RENT? Jing here to-morrow, Geraid;” and| “amounts to an tment of any really dirty business in this matter ness circles. Ana I huve no doubt that | Wheat would you say !f we built a house! walked leisurely into Neergard's office you express yourself in that manner | go to Mr. Neergard, Otherwise, being hundreds of well-meaning business men| for you in Beautiful Siow!tha Park and and seat himself, 1 or te, the firm will certainly resent | his associate, I shall not only decline to do that sort of thing dally—yes, t ou | wave you ten years to pay for it? » you have imitted the firm to | it eergard = angrily, | meant, instead of selfish or snobbish ifference to his own social ambi- ons, an enemy to block his er to what he desired—the society se @ notorious tn the columns dally press, If anybody says | the have not | YOU listen but also ask you to leave my 88nds!"’ He shrugged his broad ehoul- owitha dealt” he inquired coolly. | My personal taste will continue to apartments. jders, “Because I personally ARE A FOOL! Neergard looked up—and then past | govern my expressions, Mr. Neergard f f For Neergard cared only for the chose! 0 egage atiers of this—| t f t him No, not the fi You did not I belle will pr t y "Capt. Selwyn is perfectly rignt”|S08e8 80 euuay In matiorn | to expect thie, refer him to us and w : A ierastaat inti lacie ltties a ia notorious ln the social scheme; nothing TY ONT CIT, you think, | % easription, no reason tor con) will answer him according to bie folly, | seem to Riera 28 SA Ae | Dneinpen Tplpcinne ba ran At] else appealed to him. He had, all his Do : rapa ethod''—- cpg o I went on without yo’ | we never ! y other kin re Hepa a Draymore, that {t fs Very g00d taste i ee ae en oe teen laugh: | TO PAY RENT A 1RsDs Qe Ae yO We never had any other kind Of rela! ice rege’ arity avidity of the extravar eaatictocmenictotalincnt laceiana| ene nt said Orehil, Iaugh-| when you might own a home in Beau | "8 , Hon meray to arrange the Go | Eances, the ostentation, the luxurious | effrontery, the thinly yelled yictou | of what he believed to be society, and inz cordially—“ey Selwyn. Thank reason, ©: you; we exactly where we stand. It was very | “Is Mr, Erroll in it?’ ‘T said that it w private matte replied Neergard, but his manner was “0 | teul Slowitha Park {s not wise, We through an attormey."' know now} expect to furnish plans, or build afte gard looked after him in sflence begin slanging and cursing a member of his firm for crooked work?" | added Mottly, ‘it's not 4 ie : your own plans. alle tiny beads of swent on his/ ne craved it from the first, working his way, we know with whom we have to’ snow any temper'— | Am Conlemplaied) ter quite personal to you and | “Me Arop, and the sneer etched on | termination to one day participate in deal now; but some of you fellows must! 19 means me,” added Draymore, Map ang Plane of uractertstic of Mr. Neergard. | /# broad and brightly 1 oi fear) and satiate himself with the easy do the dealing—I'd rather pay and keep] omering iis haat; "“good-by, Capt SeGHENN| SOMA 2A And that belng established, 1 am now | WWTes deenened tow snarl when Selwyn] morality of whet he read about tn iis away than ask Neergand tu 0 ea8y—l Selwyn, I duro euy we ale up agumet 7) probably be ready ES IG cinsolve whaterer tare locas |MAGLSIMPOOATEG. penny menaing paper tn the days tie and have him do It,”" tt hard.’" = Ht . ear a nn {es have ever bound me in any associ- | Jor tho soctal ‘stige whigh Sel-| even « penny was to be oaneidered “] don't know,” sala Fane, grinning] “Because we've got to buy in that yA eerpare & Coy ion with this company and yourself.” | syn's name had brought the firm, he| That was what be wanted from so- evn Long Island Real Estate. dipaie Selwyn reddened with anger and heck- 1] had patiently endy, o vice, That his saurian grin, “why you all assume] property or close up the 8 < eyes shifted 4 patiently endured ciety—the best to be bad in vice personal dis eergard's close-set bia ti 1 teat mir for the | was wh; led himself in bet that Neergard ts such a social outcast. | added Mottly, coming over to make his meaner at erat point n to Selwyn's; the sweat | like and contenp he man ace i" " Ped he Gnd dept a ait aa bats Y witeux. "4 he s you hiy nose glistened, fe found he could do nothing with him| ter days. oarde 1 played cards with him last week and) lales By t et Belnya. i a Mr, Neergand in his oMcet?" ‘ ty 0 gills ae can | DOES us ° a with OE Ee ee eae inet liken eanclancan.t ought to be one of us in the Slo- Saeanin Why 4 a nis?” he asked | in any way he a ® ha” om, air, with Mr, Erroll “ ea i TY Eco ty | Dis wite and his thin nose; it was in “I didn't say he was a social outcast,'’| W!tha"—~ lease say that f wish to see him.” SOwly as 6 y offended you He had accepted Selwyn purely tn “Thank you, but isn't this rather an pe that he received Selwyn so rr : 40 you really wish to know?" |the hope of social advantage, and wit at retorted Mottly—'‘because he's never " He went into his own office, pocketed Do Ou " P u ble means of en- awkward time to suggest it?" sald Sel- ) pani ality das (aaa er salty that Bale Perey rriially as @ possi e been inside of anything to be cast out, ayayaes hae 20s “7 his mail, and, still wearing hat and Yes, 1 inky Captain $i j know ede ek Melwy'p could have) tee into nesione he equld pot als ” vigese f wyn"" done much or hin aft sine h you know. Fane burst into a sonorous laugh and|#!0ves, cazhe out again just as Gerald i bec ‘e itke | Hi a tain unafded; It was for that reason he ‘He seems to be inside this deal,” mre his neck, saying: ‘Not rf al)! | "8 leaving Neergard's office, | Very well a ~ au it Mere ihrsad hours; if not from friendship, at leas as now binding Gerald to him thraigh ventured Orvbl with his suave mile! xo¢ at all! Your reward for having| , “Hello, Gerald!” he waid pleasantly;| Your business mevfiods: F dome Ike | som interest, or a lively sense of ber n of penalties for slackness And to Selwyn, who had been restlessiy | tn4 decency to stay out of the deal ts| you anything on for to-night wn cabs Poiigec sunset pH rer, | Mt t2 come. For that rea through loans and advances, through a facing first one, then another: “We! 41 invitation from us to come in and| "Yes" sald the boy, embarnassed—| ing ip [its omce, t) & pik enough ex- | Mvited him to participate tn the y compantonship which had already came—tt was the idea of several among | ho squeezed into a jelly by Mr. Neer-| “but if there le anything I can do for 08 sf mene Ary een lute s: na deal, supposing a » the Ruthven card-room, us—to put the matter up to you. Which| gara. Haw! Haw!" YOU'=— “ re Ui neia ham caren anally | GD DAMALl poor as Selwyn would) and promised even more from Mr, was rather foolish, because you couldn't) Ang so, one by one, with formal or| ‘Not oles bet are fre for the ° t only jump at the opportunity, bus| iene, who had won his money very have engineered the thing and 1w-| informal but evidently friendly leave-| evening,” returned the other; “are| 9!" SA IN Ee a ere recy leet iti mained what we know yeu te be./ taking, they went away, And Selwyn! yout" care You are wrong; they Al (ho Re Continued 17774 followed them presently, walking wat) , “I'm ewoully sony’ ought to have known that when J came ' And he bad been amased end disguen ¢ . ay - ,