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seer, a —_— ee SEES Evening W eee orld Daily Magazine, Monday, 1908, Published Dally Except Sunday by the Press Pu ‘8 Park Row, New Yo! (SCMEPA PULITARR, Pros., 1 Bast 184 Street, J, ANGUS SHAW, Ste. Treas, Street Entered at the Post-Oflice at New York as § Budseription Rates to The Fvening and World tor the United States and Canada - One Year... iti 93.50 | One Year £ S05 One Mont 30 | One Month. SS VOLUME 49. oopat Ny WAyXols} TO RETURN TO THE SUBJECT. Now that the Democrats are coming out of their woodsheds and cellars and viewing the. stricken field with a where-are-we-at? exp tenance it may be well to remind them important men at home, are aot ¢ fon of coun: aker, thoug: ey have had inuing na ssues, their day, and many a swift punch they got, ¢ bur running for President. Tt is high time now to return to first principles; to pick up the seat- tered threads of discourse and argument; to find the text that was under neither of them consideration when the riot call came in, and to get the range once more @ all the easy marks. After a mix-up In which everybody takes a hand tt fo always difficult to resume an intellectual task exactly where it was dropped, and so while the people who so recently had each other by the @aroat or by the heels are recovering their breath, let us go back a little ways and see if we cannot get started again on the course of correct prin- etples and dignified discussion. At the moment when Hearst hit Foraker and Haskell over the head and the President jumped into the bear garden inviting everybody to come om and smell of his fist, the Democrats were saying (1) the plutocratic tariff must be revised; (2) favoritism and privilege must cease; (3) {mper!- @lism and colonialism must be abandoned; (4) jingoism must end; (5) ex- (mavagance must be checked; (6) there must be no government by judicia: usurpation; (7) there must be no government by denunciation; (8) there must be publicity of campaign contributions and expenditures; (9) there Must be peace, justice, economy and Prosperity, and (10) monopolies, trusts, combines and every other expression of Republican plutocracy must be proceeded against, not by voclferation but in accordance with law. These are the questions which were under discussion when the rough house was started, when the Indians arrived, when the hazers broke in, when the men from away up the creek came to town. Can we proceed mow with reasonable decorum, or 1s somebody else at the door looking for trouble? oH PIANOS ON THE RAIL. In the description of a special train which is to run from New York to Denver {t appears that pianos have now been added to the equipment of Gratclase reliway cars. They were bouud to come. Barver shops, bath Tooms, sideboards, the latest newspapers and magazines, libraries, type writers, hairdressers, taflors, valets, manicurists, chiropodista, telephones. electric fans, stock quotations and reading lamps were aupplied long ago. If the transportation companies would now Provide a mild form of diver. @lon in the way of vaudeville or baseball, with orthodox religious services On Sunday, they would do about all that can be expected of them short of obeying the Interatate Commerce act. et BATHROOM DOORS. A billder has discovered that there is a New York law {n the interest of privacy which In the case of apartzent houses probibia more than ons Eity the Unhappy Wives of T ose Theatrical and Travelling Men! door in a bathroom. This shows how carefully the welfare of the people 44 looked after by our legislators, some of whom know all about bathrooms and have experienced the perils involved in their use. If the citizen is to be guarded by statute against the possibility of forgetting to lock both | doors when he fs at his ablutions, why should not the stranger within our gates be similarly safeguarded? Many hotel bathrooms have two doors, @nd would have three or more probably if they were big enough, | Seen a . DU PONT, THE SMOKELESS, Ut seems to have been one-two-three for Du Pont. Nobody had to pry ‘Rim doose. A wink and a nod sufficed, Du Pont {8 out. Just how the head of the Powder Trust found his way into Republican headquarters as chief of the speakers’ bureau has not been explained, but there h dig as lifg, while the other trusts were considerately ground. Du Pont goes, but not as one who has no hope. He expects to tedurn. There was no explosion, and, besides, he 1s smokeless, behaved trust ever stands in the way of Republican success {t dtaelt, @ was as} No weill- {t can help tH THE HEROES OF PEACE, Mr. CaPnegie's new hero fund for Scotland ie money well applied, r+ | late, Mrs. p “| did she say will go to reward heroes {n a land in many parts of which life itself ls herole. Its main purpose, however, like that of the American fund, is to encourage the heroism of peace, and to that extent to diminish the nate glorification of war, inordl- Mr. Carnegie may have more money than he Th Milli D ll knows what to do with, but he is Wasting none of it in his effort to mith e 1 1on 0 ar Bate the passion of mankind jor slaughter and devastation, Letters from the Apply at Cooper Union, To the Editor of The Evening World Tam a boy of fifteen and am anxtous to get on in the world, but as all my People are in the jewelry trade, and that trade Is 80 terrivly uns np future in it for me, \ me how I can get !n to learn the electrical People. | Together they received 25 cents. C had 6 apples (as many as A and B to sold his apples at the rate for cents, He received of W Where {# the cent JOHN A. CRAM Literamy Simplifiers Have Used It. To the EMtor of Phe Evening Word Can the rel " cage? t Yea. The World Almanac, To the EXiitor of The rid Is there any bo the n and colors of te the | State New Brighton, N. ¥ In The To the Where can} s Fegarding the Kame lans of L and? P “Lost—ome ¢ To the Editor of A had 9 apples, » Fate of 3 apples for course, 10 cents fo E apples, which he » ‘ t2 apples for 1 cent Now together A which they sold « A received 10 cents, b World ent Eve T Post Pitteenth Street First Gnesday After Birst ny Fecelved 15 cents, rect? ; 8, Kept in the back. | never mind:" most devoted of men.” THE DAY OF REST. EY VAURICE KETTEN aa -- oo 1 ae OH CHEESE ITI LT] (HASkeLt gays) (0 Bosy! oO Give US [Me HANELLIsNoT Ine | / {xe POLITICS FoR ao HASKELL WHo Poe eN Say on | HASIELL WHoCror THE (~ ELE ONTINYIOA 185 ce Gor THe CON ( { FORARER 15 (COIN WHO'S THE . — REST v7 ) '5 ANOTHER ANOTHER HASWELL, HASKELL 3 HASKELL ORAKER, SAYS Got THE COIN 2 sae (6 a se AN, Hee ay ' MY NAME 0 YOU THINKT HASKELL WHO HASKELL GoT THE S.O Coin 15 HASHELL, ————— But HASKELL ~Y IS NOT HASKELL TOHN- WHO 19 HASWELL 7 HE SAYS HES NoT HASIKELL - IF HE IS NOT Ay ELL WHO [9 nen HASWELL \S 4g SF SS 3 '5 NOT HASKELL WHO IS HASKELL? Ayle— And While You’re About it You Might as Well Pity Poor Mrs. jarr. Too By Roy i. hicCardell. Woman: said Mrs, Jarr, Poor thing! ner tiusb | all day long and all night long and she hardiy sees him at all, and that's the 46% FOU can be glad your husband isn’t in the theatrical way jt has been for ten years, ever since they married Y business,” sald Mrs, Tickett during the course of Mr. Jarr was packt ne liver and bacon and made no comment on the @ conversation In which everything of interest © disadvantages of theatrical life to the married wives was under discussion, “At least, If we do not live In swell apartments I!ke they do and ride around “I sometimes feel that an introduction is necessary WHEN tn taxicabs, we have a real home life,” sald Mrs, Jarr we meet, for I see mine 80 seldom,” continued the speaker. Mr, Jarr was thinking about something {t was that he wanted another cup “But he makes lots of money,” sald Mrs, Jarr of coffee, probably, for he passed up his cup, but did not answer, “I'd rather have less and feel that I had a husband and) «yey Mrs, Jarr went on, “she was saying that when the theatrical season not a lodger,” said Mrs, Tickett. “A lodger that pays MIS | 44 over (t really means very little to her, for the few wecks the theatre Is closed board regularly and pays sufficient to support the house IM) a 000.8 rehearsals begin and things that demand Mr. Tickett’s attention bring food style, but he neyer gets home till midnight, and then’ ai, back, they go away to some summer resort, and as a reault they have no nel nag co beset ache, (ueateraully 2” guggested Mra, | MOre home life than they do tn tue winter, mee then those dreadful chorus girls?” suggested Mra. ie lnudet colUlan VAP RUAPEIRO T(E COURIae TO “Oh, dear, I've given up bothering about them long ago,” ‘And I was just thinking,” Mrs, Jarr rattled have, at least we do see each oth . . "OF , one ile I think—but , r ald Mra. Tickett. “Of course, once in a while I think good long talks with each other, don't you think so? “Uh huh,” said Mr. Jarr (“Uh huh” meaning an ar’ wer tn the affirmative) | “It's knowinr things ike that thy makes people contented with their lot, Mrs, Jarr chattered on. “Of course, you do exasperate me sometimes when you don’t come home and am here alone waiting for you; out as bad as that Is, It isn't 8) bad as it would be If you were a theatrical manager or a travelling man Especlally a travelling man, Kitty Calkins married a travelling mar. an some- times she doesn’t see hin for months and months.’ “Oh, of course,” sald Mr. Jarr, roused by the ceasing of Mrs. from his conterr yn of the Gianta’ progress to the pennant—or fror ‘She told me—that 18, Mrs, Tickett told me, and not Kitty Calkins, | haven't se Kitty 1. an age—that she envied us. Do you think she d “Yep, ‘spose she does,” said Mr. Jarr, laying down on the sofa, where in a few moments he fe! fast asleep. Mrs. Jarr looked at him a moment. ‘Weil,’ she sald, “he isn't much tn che way of company, but still I know where he fs and what he's doing.” ~ By R. W. Taylor stuck at that old theatre sympathy, , “that even If we do not have “Oh, I shouldn't have said that," sald Mrs. Jarr quickly, “Mr. Tickett ts the “Yes, we see each other so seldom,” sald Mrs. Tickett, “that neither of us knows enough about the other to be aware of our mutual faults. But when I hear you women complain who have husbands who have regular and short— businesn hours I think of the poor wives of travelling men and theatrical men. In those occupations there is no such thing as home life, or real companionship, and that's what people marry for.” “That is true,” sald Mrs, Jarr, ‘we should realize our blessings And so, when Mrs, Tickett had departed and Mr. Jarr came home, not so very r had resolved she would realize her blessin nd so not once ‘or goodness’ sake! What has delayed you again Insteed, she greeted Mr. Jarr with a kiss and a smile, and led him to the dinner table. “Mrs, Tickett was here to see me to-day. I think she's just the sweetest little | Kid ~ P's vo'ce ~ ~ VERY WELL mac, T GUESS L WONT Hud! L WON'T EAT HERE sir! DINE HERE ~I'LL GO To EITHER | HUH, T DON'T , THE WALDORIA! HERE'S KNOW WHAT 1 LD DO want | wa OTE | ’ eee 2 eee TL GT A Gob AW! WOME MADE LUNCH NOW PUMPKIN Pie ! AT A RESTAURANT! THIS 15. CERTAINLY aa @ TREAT! ys 1 ani September 28, "years before, Welles and can si: down and have DOODODHDAOOOY| AS DHOONEDIIOOOHO, Fifty Great Love Stories of History By Albert Payson Terhune M0000 000000000000G) 3 > ® 9 D NO, 41.-WELLINGTON AND LADY CATHE;RIN LEAN, hook-nosed Irish youth, Arthur Wellesley by name, dared to fall in love with Lady Catherine Pakenham, court beauty and daugh- ter of the Barl of Langford, This was in 1796 The young man she, for he was fourth son of the Karl of Mornington. But he had ar 4 of t A Was as well-born a Also, he had already won military and parliamentary honors. Lady Catherine could So her famtly frowned on Yet he proposed to | y Ca his, This mutual avowa} ; but tt had no effect whatever on the rd's determina tlon that his daughter should not wed a penniless soldier, In spite of ber family’s opposition, Catherlne told Wellesley that she should always con- sider herself betrothed to him. With this sollt erumb of comf man went with hiv regiment to India to carve with his sword a fame that should atone for his lack of wealth, He wag suc- ceasful beyond his wildest hopes. His military genlus quickly became apparent to all. He won victory after victory, rose steadily In rank, and at the end of nine years returned to England as a popular hero, He was now General Sir Arthur Wellesley, and as fsmous as he had once been obscure. Nine years {s a long t!me, espectally when lovers are young and are forced to lve apart from one another, Yet Wellesley and Catherine had remained true to that early vow of theirs. Soon after Wellsle; left for (India Catherine had been smitten with smallpox. Her Ife w: her beauty was ulterly gone. Instead of the exquisite young § y found himself confronting a plain, ra woman, whose once fair face was hideously pitted and scar Perhaps something of the man’s horror and amazement es, for Catherine bravely admitted that she was no | OSE adily hope to marry no money. wealth and title. e youthful soldier's ed her assurance that her gh for both the herine and rec heart was was g] titying eno arl of Langt love Engagement. Bae ner mature nowed In his beautiful and fered to from the engagement. But Wellesley had the chivalry of a medieval knight. If the lovely girl of earlier days was now her, an ugly woman, he was none the less bound by his promise to And marry her he did. The ceremony took place on April 10, 1806, a few groom's return to England. The tale of his knightly sac told. When his wife was presented to court the Quee praised her devotion, and added, “You are a bright example of constancy, If anybody dese: happy It Is you. But {s {t true you obeyed your fat and never wr letter to Sir Arthur during his nix bsence?” “Not a single letter, Your Ma, answered Catherine. I thought of him very, very often.” The marriage was not especially happy. Wellesley to be ote one “But—but was a dutiful, kind wife, who eagerly applauded her hus- continued rise {n the military world, Nevertheless the two grad- drew apart. To judge by the husband's letters to } Englishwoman of the time), he did not allow his wif his affection, to the exclusion of ey one else. His less and les! He rose to the hig my, was created Duke of W. oman tn the Brit The Shattering § ington, led the British forces at the Bat'le of Water- cf a Romance. » 00, became later Tf ter of England. Yet nnsasenecas,y his discontent increased with his honors. A friend eat “quotes him as exci “There {s nothing In this world worth liv Sir Edward Pakenham, who led the Bi forces against Andrew Jackson at the battle of New Orleans, and who was defeated and slain In that fight. was Catherine's brother, and had fought, as Welllngton’s sube ordinate, against Napoleon During the last years of Catherine's {fe she and the Duke were seldom Yet Welllngton f: fully watched over his wife In her last and mourned her sincerely, To his children he was a just r, and to his wife he had been a con te, rather than a What secret, {f a. 1 ind the ¢ s final estrange- be divulged. A it !s contained in the following band never have Ww n, “that you 1 suppose,” a questioner once a aroused m’ idm{ration among women ‘Plenty of admiration!” ed the old Duke Plenty of admiray But {in all my life no woman has ever loved me!" tion! Missing nomnere of this serien will be aappiied npon nypitention fe Cirealntion Department Evening World apon receipt of one cent etamp, OF Savings of Mrs. Solomon. (Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife.) tranclatew by Helen Rowland, OLL soap! whe} praise a man, atter him? e the powers of soft Keth wonders it be meet to at and bread and jam alse to my daughter, blessed a And a foo a wie arg ts It not me Therefore 1 charge thee, when thine husband prateth at thou art ruining him with thine extrivegance, defend ot thyself, Kiss him and rumple up hi hatr, Tell him he ecn and shoulders like unto ath a profile lke un» Na’ mes K. Hackett, “only bet is ta the frult uf his labo ded to perfection and the raight seth thee to dise powder on thy noses be desired than great er the ) blonde In ny daughter, with DIS. but go thy ways slender waist |. respectability and non the And w eri heth, when a man g the red petticoat and the manufactured blush, It Is not, GUST that zeth her For a man talketh on the p acteth o and chaseth another; and for him the world of wome ‘Those whom he respecteti—aud those w aketh to luncheon, Those whom he considereth “sensible’—and those to whor: he sendeth violets. Those whom he ou to marry—and those whom he doth n ’. ‘Those whom he calleth wise—and those whom he calleth And which of these would ye be? Selah! ot se Is worth meth a alt ilse; he praiseth one thing {s divided Into two classess | The Bible as a Social Force. " Great Men Very Fond of It. femeeme HE late Grover Cleveland sald that the book which he read the oftenest ) was the Bible. Quotations from it are frequent in his written end spoken words, To a@ far larger extent than the person su,+ i poses the Bible {s a powerful force In the world’s political and soctal affairs, In his address In the Chicago convention, favoring Congress lan Sherman for the Republican candidacy for Vice-President, Speaser Cannon jade a quotation from the Scriptures. The “boy Ab n” has often figured in Mr, Bryan's political similes. The familiarity of Garfleld and McKinley with he Bible was often mentioned during their lifetime, but especially at thelr ins guraticn, The references to the Bible In the addresses of Calhoun, Benton and Webster are many, Who of the schoolboys of forty or fifty years ago does avera not remember Webster's magnificent peroration in his reply to Hayne, In his tperty-and-unlon-now-and-forever-one-and-inseparable”” pass uch opens ld for the last time the sun in ‘When my eyes shall be turned to b A more famillar passage of the same tenor is that in Garfield's short tion was flashed heaven?” speech In Wall street when the news of Lincoln's assas across the country: ‘Fellow citizens, clouds and darkness are round about Him. His pavilion ts dark waters and thick clouds of the skies. Justice and judgment are the establishment of his throne, Mercy and truth shall go before His face. Fellow citizens, God reigns, and the Government at Washington still lives!"—Lesile's Weekly. $+ | The Pear Came First. } are told that the pear came first—that it antedated the apple, the E W peach, the cherry, and even the berries. The cave dwellers used to eat it, and the charred fruit has been found in thetr subterranean homes, says the Ohfo State Journal. So the pear has had a@ tong time to get good, ind it has succeeded splendidly. It is the best fruit that grows The beat peas is ahead of the best apple or the best peach, 4 ct laa a \