The evening world. Newspaper, September 24, 1908, Page 16

‘The Evening World Daily Magazine, \ Thursday, September 24, \ 1908) | Warming Up! Ketten. By Maurice Park Row, New York { QOSEPH PULITZER, Pros, 1 Bast 184 Sirer, ANGUS SHAW, Seo.-Trena, 191 Wee nt stred —____-__ . Bnterad at the Post-Ofti Matter, ‘Kk aw Second<Class Mi ‘far he Ga irerd ren dy GAD CO] LET ME WARM bat anid Aorine Unlid Staten P*An' Counts In the nternat onal — P THIS PLACE, WHERE DID De Tan ieee sm | one ese Bs my DING BusTit| MACK GET One Moni 330 | One Mor Soh rs <i , NOS THAT (+: aa eS a = —— , JINoex colo Cagy, 300000) VOLUME 49 ae tiles Dn ++-NO, 17,201 Ye. . BEDEVILMENT OF TWO KINDS. “ Gov. Hughes is fully justified in attributing the sneer tn the Deno. | eratic platform at the Public Service Commission to the traction forces {1 Y New York City, which have “hoodwinked the publle with bedevilments and W/ manipulations.” These forces have done more than hoodwink and bedevi Y the people. They have plundered and oppressed them. The managing | Ap iY Democrats at Rochester had no reason of thelr own for speaking in their | WY (NU bebalf, They had many reasons for epeaking fearlessly in defense of their aiZ victims. / 7Nree | It la pertectly safe to say that no one 1s opposed to the Public Service | EADQUARTER "i Oommission except the few who have the keenest selfish interest in the | shockingly mismanaged corporations which this body has been set to! watch, to investigate and to regulate That the convention of a great | party should be made to go on record, therefore, in favor of the few aa against the many {8 proof quite as conclusive of the ignorance and indif- ference of the mass of the delegates as it in of the trickery and treachery of their leaders. | Public Service Commissions have come to stay, We shall hear more of them rather than less of them hereafter, They have been devised to meet | @ great public need. It {8 almost {ncred{ble that @ party calling !tself Democratic and asking popular support should place {tself in an attitude of hostility to a movement that commends itself to everybody ally interested In a franchise holding corporation. —————— THE GODLIKE HASKELL, One trouble with the sadly disfigured Haskell, of Oklahoma, ts @oo much was expected of him. It 4s not tn human nature to be per: and now we know that Haskell never was perfoct. It ts not safe to can onize a man until he is dead, Saints are not Indigenous in No Man's Land or in the Panhandle. The allwise and the supremely good are not found in practical politics, It was shinply impossible for anybody situated | es Haskell was to be all that was claimed for him. | wrought in Muskogee or in Guthrie, Oklahoma might easily produce a} Dhilosopher, a lawgiver, @ statesman, an orator, a poet or a financial Genius, but to find all of these combined in one banker, railroad promoter | aud land trader in a newly organised society Ought not to have been oped for. Mr. Bryan discovered Haskell and made the most of him. He was the great Constitution builder of Oklahoma before whom the founders of | codes and systems from Moses, from Alexander, from Justinian, from | Locke, from Napoleon, from Jefferson to the present hour dwarfed a:d dwindled away. He was an orator s0 Powerful that he was put forward to beguile the Denver Convention. He was a politician so masterful that he! was nauved to write the platform. He was a financier so adroit that none Dut he could be thought of for the treasurersh!p of the National Committee. | Now behold {n him an dol of brass with feet of clay, a mere man like | another and a pefson with a record, to Say the least of him, | not person: | rect, | Miracles are not lB indery Girls and Gold Leaf Layers AT A REST CURE. OO DOU00 D000 with her to vistt a New Jersey vace By Gertrude Barnum, tlon camp. Tt was an inexpensive and GROUP of/| Pleasant trip up the Hudson, followed A “dindery|by a half hour's ride on m farmers girls" ana! Wagon, and then we dismounted “wokt-leat layers”) &mong a colony of gay tenters, were discussing the| After a hearty meal, whioh bed Secr case of one of | 000ked by & nefghbortas farmer's wife, hetr fellow-work-| I was ushores @p a ill to view the ore. | Iatess invention of the ae er vores | “rewt cure shack,” built with a £0 a rest 2] lumber flooring, ite sides constattng sald Maggie, Agne| ™Ainly of old-fashioned clothes-horses, locke weir” covered with tent canvas. is “Well, our ehop| “Tt only cost $0 to bull tL” my = nOUrs are onough| Suite explained, “and we will: eave Sete RAMUS er »| that much on sick benefits In no thne, 14 Mildred. “Bepectally pA Any girl in good standing in the Book- are beginning the rash on theve Christ, | Dinderw’ Benefit Association ts eltgibte las books." for her turn tn ft when she s down SentimentaRy MMity and out” vie only knew what tertnteas aut Reolining in a hammock at the aie working gtri!* of the shack was the latest “eligible Oh. those Christians!” Rebeoca broke |—Ao other than the Ivonne of whom 1 wih, “Dhat's the wav they calebrate| had beant a fortnight jefore, And jolr Meestah—drtvine the working class | then I understood. ka slaves so the children of the rich As we steamed back to New Yor our party was enthuslastio about the clever idea of the clothes hore “shack,” but to my surprise Edna itehalaseanttigel errata! seemed rather tmpatient at the praise sra's the tree out-door hosoltalat| “That's always the way,” she sald, v Bu ed “Thay | finally, ‘People think so much more ef © ladies In chanee are perfectly | cures than they do of prevention! Why, ely." we've bad our vacatio\ clause and ou yon't ever let her go there!” cried | vacation tenta for two years, and ne ved girl tn autok nro-|Qody's ever raved about them the way noly efastly, I tried It. | they do about the shack, though they"ve nace is fast walking | opt plenty of girls trom getting down neral expenses, Most Ivonne is. The shack's all ae BED er on righ 3 Way, Dut the regular eum- ear: mer tents and farmer's meals ara bet friend Edna who te" and we'vo got another !dea that | beats etvher one ar the othen* What's th “It's the p: DeuguTed! ITS GETING WARMER © hire a hell," Magwte interrupted, t we are talking about 9 what to Ivonne. I won't etve her a year do to save Ons 1" T asked © Test cure propostttom” e girls of your ahop | A sald she, “and | be taken care of.” {4 Edna, enphastaing every word to leave at this | “The time to, bulld up te before Narre ‘ | Dreak down. e time to take care m the dark a8 % BOW | your health is whlle youve got itt Moy led by the right kind of ‘rellef work’ tor ladles to , HITCH . e al soclety: and It) take part in ts atleving working pao~ A - Sa Thetore wee ple from overwork. And the heat Feet Q) THE PLACE was ua becoLe: ie) OY Btery AS | rehre ine tari netheoeeT Teta Bok : Stands for the year round, and. thattw yne 8 ina invited me to €0| the.elght-nour day!” Ay foogoooode Reflections of a Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland. 00 COMOIMAMAT ARRAN! GOOD reputation is Hike @ diamond tara—you have te sacrifloe 69 much real comfort in order to live up toe, A woman-hater fe a man who won't have eay sto do with women because he doesn’t trust them; « ster {9 a woman who doesn't trust men because she ad too much to do with them. {y marrkage depends not #0 much on whether holds high idealy and how she does her T or not she can hold @ servant and Mow r for breakfast. (is WARMING ; Que ALRIGHT ) lf SOOOOOOOO OCOD ply cannot understand why @ woman wil) pay n@ material in @ peek-r-boo waist and $10 for the Mr. Bryan has wisely omitted certain tasues from the campatgn. If he Is not hopelessly committed to the Proposition that Haskell {s the great- est man that ever Hved, it might be a good idea to om{t him also, Se RUNNING ON HIS RECORD, “My theory 1a,” sald Mr. Chanler at Middletown, “that {t ts not neces: | Say to call my opponent names; let him run upon his record and 1 | will run upon mine.” Nobody wants Mr. Chanler to call names, but ie he | Quite sure that he has a record long enough to last him until election day?! that nominated Mr, | Chanler as ‘a party of reaction,” and, judged by its platfor | the truth about it After str Ing his presence known. the street for a while, front door, “Hal” sald Gus, “seetng you ts good if your eyes because then your eyes ain't sore I'm not passing you up, Gus; I and then and see the bunch, 5 up end down By Roy L, McCardell. Mr. Hughes is referring to the orgaulzation ‘round?" asked Gus. m, he {8 telling In that platform Murphy and Connera wrote things that are pleasing in the sight of Traction, Insurance, Gambling, High Winance, High Taxes and Peanut Politica Mr. Chanler will have to rein- you know force his record censflerably if he would minimize the record which these if you it will be @long soon,” sald (nteres's have maze. in Germany In! Mr Jerr carelessly, The Democratic candidate's paet 1s creditable but not highly distin. oa raer he) Listen to him!" said Gus with a pitying smile vant 5 4 : | ast da » and #0 T ain't old | “tHe'@ a feller whet is 80 smart he knows when guished, What is wanted from him is some expre o the future. | enor 0 go fight mit France in the big war In people's birthdaya ts!" Is he satis‘ed with his platform? Is he in accor Ia he | y ‘tf T was old! “1 can generally tell,” sala Mr, Jarr, “and T can tell k vonce In| pretty near right, too." hostile to the loot of tfaction and insu to offi and does t is this feller Bryan vot?" aybo you can tell me how old I am, too?" said extravagance snd waste? Is he favorab) 18, "Yes, I can do th ‘Listen to this to oppressive taxation the delicatessen he believe in even-handed justlee for all? So far sald Mr. Jarr. hat Js 90 said Gus, d resident of the ne! de the plaintive but ur cognition of the prowess as Murphy's convention mn With nart that he at Schmidt , the same mafe a record on these things {t is an evil one them Mr, Chanler's record {s yet to be made, and he would do well to be ¢ about it without unnecessary delay, r —_—__-+-_____. ELECTIONEERING FOR MORE. Tespect to most of Mr. J. [Just ee nad away and passed cart without mak-1 ‘Whal r smiled, “I can tell replied. ‘Lat me see vy. rou avant to see my mouth for? Mr Jerr tur Democrat who hare been attacked by him do not appear to compre | ‘ A : By Rudyard Kipling. hend Mr. Roosevelt, ‘They write to him demanding Justice, ‘They ox Just Kids,' ses & fs ¥ By T. S. Allen: OGBAUM draws with a pencil, Zogbaum can handle his shadowe etcention to errors {nto wh!ch he has fallen and sracefully suggest apology | And I do things with a pen. And T can handle my style, end reparation. They say they not permit ‘them in this campaign, They beg leave + @n answer. ‘wy will get it presently. Other fous veat and every one of them has had thus that the Ananias Club ts recruited and th Pre yard fattened. There {s no redress for executive ministration. Those who seek ft show surprising @nd an amazing Indifference to the futur oe, anybody to esent | ounce that th ey will await have occupled the aame any. ne. It !s sident's private grave. injury under this ad- ‘gnorance of the past caida a Letters from the People. Scurrilows Post-Caris Forbidden. +> fina "Te the mH) A pays @ fimny pow aking f i i 4 Person te ahom {fs sent a 4 Gender sigas le name and won are w °" oF familiar with tuat perw : faking of the street ¢ Aim arrested if yer show tha xixth gree rough Cel to the firite PF aye che: sr us have him arrested ata. @ slens sts Civtl Service Room, P, 0, Buliding Bane. ti¢ tA Opale and Kad buck ef can Be the Billtor of The Evening . To heve a nag wi ‘ * ‘ @pals. People have tol4 me tha: ar bad Iutk to those who waar Eittor of The Dvening World Hh, Wale Mrthotete Now, I] wae is the author of ‘The Madison we w you to hed me ot | Avene Mystery” whit gerd te Watten WW you, your paper act ago ’ a Seward W Hopkina a a \ a Mr. Jarr Tells Gus’s Age Simply by Looking at His Teeth; The Saloon Man Is Surprised—He’s Also Glad He Isn’t a Horse’ however, he entered by tho|o | you are," sald Mr, Jarr, aopeareac™™ | KID—Here's someting, loldies, dat’ @ important fer youse ter know. De pape says dat “Sealskin coats will be worn more an’ more dis year.” , ca, A woman Iikes to travel the path of love stowty, but « man always Inalste en rushing over it at the epeed-limtt, th out what's at the end. | HREN ROWLAND | order to find It ts love akes all the heartaches in Mfe—but then it is love that makes {fe worth al ches. . . If at first you don't eucceed—aivoree and marry again a , because there's an se SoS Ses el Gus rend Men and Their Women Friends. , I want to look at your teeth to tell how old t drinks you don't do !t,"" said Gus, | { a cigar \f you are yet a Western} rance member.” By Octave Thanet. LHY ts an old-fashioned w but the thing tself, though less’ in’ Was F so much in action as in ou very own time, Men ing profoundly, “You show dt in thetr whole attitude towards thelr Women friends, They %8, That makes you just andle our feelings With thelr lightest touch, they walk among our Artal ot @ prejudices on tptoe; th ke off thelr hats to our bigotry tf we call age te in utter agnazement he stammered. "Vot?"" “Yes," said Mr. Jarr carelessly, {t. Let me look again and Til tell you day.” {t religh they accept our squeamishness for refinement; and they grow gray discover that with certain women a fit of tears means no more than fanity from some men. They aurely are p way, can {t be dented that In their chotce of fr are sometimes Just about 4 the exact | a “that’ ot pi | But neither Again Ghis submitted to the dental examination, | stupid to a heartrending degree, In the main, an A man’s friends while Sehmtat and th mer rivetted an/ are as llttle of his choosing as the shape of his nose. an run over the list awed gaze upon the |tn the dark His famMly friends, his wite's friends, t ot his friends. ‘Then You were bo 1 Ot, sald Mr, Jarr, tn] co, e inconsiderable residuum (in size), the frie @ has chosen for fa matter-of-fact t “ 1 be where blunders will show the w Uke to be Perhaps he made them during his the haze om he met. It Is too e and sweetness, N re—a pretty, flippa an dance lke a drear pretty girl whe ect a lad to p ; he admires the ture who Isn't But will men continue ne turned searohingly at his face in the and gazed long and mirror behind the bar. ‘What's the matter now mit you, Gus?” asked : Sohir at ina to admire Missy? I trow not.—Harper's Bazar. Ach, Herman,” sald the now subdued tapster, | + ‘Tm so glad that I aip’, a horse that I'll set ‘e ee eee Meta idl IejeA ein cent up again!" Admiral Evans. And you can handle a ten-inch gan,» To carry seven mile, And you sit up in a conning to-ver Bossing eight hundred men. “To him that hath shall be given,” And that's why these books are sent To the man who has lived more stories Than Zogbauin or I could invent. Hampton's Broadway Magazine, Zogbaum takes care of his business And I take care of mine, And you take care of ten thousand tons, y-hooting through the brine, THE DAY'S GOOD | | ) wife and children you spend your whote His Greatest Trial, time hunting ‘possum!" | | the ola negro hurg his head. old Lad STORIES. HE following conversation 1s sald | to have taken place In a Boston| ‘Now, Abe, you love your wife, don’t | you?” ator: ; Don't you ever feel sick go-| “Ah suttinly does!" p and down in this elevator all nd your children? ator Roy—Yes'm | “And you love them both better’*— oO \y-Is {t the motion of the go-| «Better ev'ry day, jedge!” Abe broke ? F E Boy—No'm | Detter than a thousand ‘possum? ton of going up? | ook hyah, Jedge,” exclaimed Abe, im with widening eyes, “dat's takin’ a opping? | coon at a pow’ful disadvantage!"—The Bohemian Magazine —_ Old Lady—The tor Boy. What is {t, then? The questions. ator Boy ‘ne | Making a Diagnosis. a HYSICIAN-—From a hasty exam Not Falr. PF Ination, I am of the opinion that you are suffering from clergy. OOK here, Abraham,” sald i) man’s sore throat Judge, “it's been proved right | patient—The you say? here in court that Instei Physician (quickly)—But ft ts quite something tw help support your teas |g & lak