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) al ; Th OAR ishing Company, Nos, 38 to 6 Published Daily Except Sunday Park Row { BOMBPM PULITZER, Prea., 1 Rast 104 Sires, ny the Pross New Y Jo ANUS AILAW, See. Trae. #01 Weet 111% Stray “a laos, | Entered at the Pos Budsoription Rates World tor tie and ¢ ‘One Yeer.. Dne Month 'WOLUME 49 ——_—__—__ THE ‘OMITTED ISSUES.” Permitting himself to be drawn even d a littie way Into a discussion of the reasons why the free unlimited coinage of silver at the old ratio fs not an issue in this campaign, Mr. Bryan {s !n danger of forgetting ‘the solemn pledge with which he entered upon the contest. “A platform ta Dinding,” he said in his 6 h of acceptance, “as to what {t omits as twell as to what it contains.’ No candidate had a right to raise other feaues, he contended, and no President would de justified in advancing fdeas which had not received popular approval. Naturally enough, Mr. Taft has attempted to revive the silver ques- ton, and Mr. Bryan has helped him to the extent of explaining why, in Bis opinion, the coinage standard {8 not involved in this campaign. The Wmcreased production of gold has had, as he says, something to do with the fatter, no doubt, but if Mr. Bryan were entirely frank and wholly sound (mancially he would know and he would say without equivocation that the, free silver issue is dead because {ts fundamental error {s now almost uni-| Wwersally recognized, and that political leaders urge it no more because. aay are well aware that they can hope for no encouragement at the hands | Wf the people. ‘The “omitted issues” were wisely omitted. They had eplit the Demo- (watio party in two, They had twice overwhalmed Mr. Bryan in defea: nd they bad. given the country into the hands of a plutocratlo majority which for years bad ruled without intelligent or effective Opposition. Blot to have omitted them meant party annihilation. When even the Pop- iste forgot to reaffirm thelr old financial delusious there could have been pe-excuse in reason for Democratic persistence therein, If there has been any progress toward Democratio harmony tn this bampeign {t has been due to Mr. Bryan’s opening pledge as to the omitted | fesues. It would be the height of folly for him now by excuses and apol-| fagtes to seek ether personal or party justification for those errors, Free i@iver and most of the other popullstic lunacies of the Chicago platform ‘ere dead and damned, Mr. Bryan is not called upon to deliver any pane- .(gyrics over them, He bas Democratio planks in his platform this year twhich are worthy of his entire time and attention, The best way to make Mr. Taft and everybody else forget the omitted flasues is to urge unceasingly the true Democratic remedies for the evils of (Rooseveltism, which are tariff reform, economy in expenditure, opposition to war, opposition to imperialism, publicity for campaign contributions ‘and everlasting hostility to plutocracy and privilege. —_ FASHIONS FROM CHICAGO. Of all places in the world, one would naturally go last to Chicago for enlightenment on the subject of fashions for men. Chicago produces a Mittle of everything, but in men’s apparel the prevailing style appears to be an odd mixture of Broadway and Dead Man’s Guich, Nevertheless, the American Style and Fashion Show is now in progress there, and we are Informed that tailors from all sections of the country are present and that many new and some startling ideas in dress will coon find expres- Bion even in New York. From the little that has developed concerning the meditations of those who are in council over fall and winter modes only one thing {s clear, and that is that the lords of creation are to be garbed hereafter in gayer colors nd more pronounced plaids and checks. Grays, blues and blacks are to be tolerated, but ff one wishes to be particularly distinguished in appear.) ance and to have the true Chicago flavor he will array himself presently | in the most brilliant and beautiful greens, pinks, browns and purples, and| if he can get material for a vest that will quarrel with the rest of the! sult and deasle the eyes of all deholders, eo much the better. On these lines a good deal will be conceded to Chicago, perhaps, for there is a general disposition to liven up the dress of men, but one chronic) propensity of State street must never find base imitators In Fifth avenue. | ‘While New York may accept zebra, tiger, lilac, morning glory and other bewildering effects in suitings, let tt be understood at the very beginning| that plug hats and sack coats are not to be worn together {n the morning and that tan shoes will not be tolerated with evening dress. Chicago may set some fashions, It cannot be permitted to enforce Its own peculiar views as to all of them. SOMEBODY'S BANK BALANCE, “The outcome of the election,” says Mr. Har ence to us one way or the other, As long as we keep our balances {n the | banks we don’t care who !s elected.” Bunsbyiam, but {t !s not. It 1s the gospel of money his may strike some people as a e Evening Wo , "makes no differ-|*" o It Is the philosophy September 17, 1908. TWELVE PET LIES ‘ OF HUSBANDS TO WIVES. : By Nixola Greeley-Smith. rid Daily Mada zine, Thursday, Harmony. Maurice Ke:ten ay ° 4 Sv 1, ars of wives are told after the suse NIXOUA GREELEY SMITH He doesn't eve his home No. VIII.—I Love My Home. OME husbands love their wives, but absolutely no S husband loves his home except as the place where hia wife usually can be found, Women; like cats, are said to form attachments to places rather than persons, But for r nd, the quallty of the persons makes or mars the place. Yet the rapturous exclamation, ‘How I love my home!” {s by no means the least frequent fairy tale with which the e. begulled, ‘The fond tale 1s most gene: husband has remained away from the beloved abode piolously long while, It 8 @ crude endeavor to ay outburst of wifely wrath and the cloudburst of w that must otherwise attend his As a rule it succeeds. For wives are so genuin deeply attached to the four walls in w bounded that if a prodigal husban years’ desertion, only took pains to notice the new par proved hanging of the pictures his spouse might almost forget to ask him he had been. The “How I Love My Home" hus- band must de a ftinm believer In the ancient adage that absence makes the heart grow fonder. That, of course, is | the explanation of his remaining so much away. Home to him |s not of the variety of things that “must be seen to be appreciated.” He prefers to . admire its beauties through the vinous h what should perspective of a midnight poker ® or to contemplate his favorite view of w s It—that of the first streak of dayilght n his fathe shimmering on {ts windowpanes and at dra gett! ide the house before he does. a turnip t ‘ As a matter of fact, the man that who way really loves hishome rarely says 80, be- 4 cause such a statement ty 40 unneo- 4 at essary, He leaves {t at the last moment places 3 ing and rea It is t r he even though > can ‘ 5 | saloons on his a fond Ww . @ | SENDING A SON TO COLLEG By Charles F. Thwinz, LL D;, ’ President of Western Reserve Unive HY did you send your boy to iieger” I asked the ¢ “Re- dent of a great ra{inoad cause he pro ae lems to e life Is to solve In mendous complex!t) comprehenstveness. Tt ancial, mental, : great for United of Ife ts oc- 4 process of comb’ n te to be j Key by the finding of men who can guile ¢ / and control these great movements. The men who give most promise for such guiding and college men, for they ar They are trained to think. They able to weigh evidence. They can see 4 value, assets. They can reduce a mult!- tude of discordant phenomena to the ° one truth which unites all into a har- monious whole. They are able to detect the Irrelevant and to point out the es- A Woman Feels Badly to Fali Off a Car When Not Well Dressed; Mr. Jarr Doesn’t Think She Has Any Right to Fall Off at All. we) fier day can year cy year simply because they do not) ee na a cesary. ‘They can dis- e ne na car, and they won't learn. thy, nf B eriminate motives and show how mo n fading By Roy L. McCardell. | I never heard "sald Mrs. Sarr. “I haven't tivey become, mov aba AOA: SERV THY do you get off the WP < ft . ou or anybody else dictate to Tee or course, supe F thinking Taree eatil tI t is so dangerous why don't the companies put S18NS 14 15 aimost super ating: baw 1s well lege gr tes hay conditions and fore! men who are not college graduates are they had pictures In the cars showing ng off a car,” said Mr. Jarr, ‘But the starte: ‘ou would ha g 4 found In the active work of the mod- Well, the car ' 1 sald Mrs ‘One can always get off a car, because piled Mrs, Jarr. “What are t { € not | the cor got to stop it for you, and he don’t dare start it, ether, when | cama ae ar ———— to look afte: n ctions how to get on cars. How to; COO NIPAOMOOOSAD: Reflections of a Bachelor Cirl 3 é you stand in the rain at a crossing; how to| pass Getting off a car Is easy, out that." em! f sa ink them, by mistake or chance, would occasionally get | ¥ 9 was g iz t wa the car ts Fela eaut they don H 7 3 By Helen Rowland 3 TCARDELL are what ar is going after I get of 7 asked Mrs. | 4 4 and w ba look tet aide, west side or all around the town after it brings me) SOSOAEDPOPORMAMOEDOCOOVOSGOS EO C1016 OOOO OOOO OOM } Ing at women getting on and off the ears Fi | z to, No, when I'm getting off the car I want to see where et ra ea eee onl! “Oh, never mind that ta i * a Tere e an ie i 1 Now why, In the name ess, n't and said Mr. Jarr t you'll get caught some day and sent to LL he ue n and face the direction the car was going ‘ If lovers could be appraised a “Because I had Ibag in my left ' erga iunranl ia self plenty of nice clothes this winter,” sald Mrs, Jarr true value before fewer men w f ‘Couldn't you have changed your ha r har e 98 per cent. ‘Jolly ent. k om ‘thes won't save vou.” sald Mr. Jarr, ‘If you get off the car the wrong to % per cent. business ability and 8) per Sarr, ‘No, I couldn't!” Mrs, Jarr retorted. Tt i ie iit starts up d throws you down and breaks your legs.” Tait Dy tn) GITTAD CHIE (ao; te esaneee nthe car steps trying to remenie a eG sald MPA UaTo ere AOR it la a sign that that is the only way he can discov Capen (aA Age i V1 wie ent Mke that and the thought rises, ie a arhiars ether - : : scover BC a! \ arrle dear, to think this should happen 2 ' : es the cars are going to walt while T Jo? N 14 The fascination of a married ial won't!" Ree something Uke the fas ar pe {t's so simple,” expostulated Mr Jn Re * babtt k, old gi said Mr. Jarr gatly, “May nothing happen to you till with the "Don’t Handle!" s on the of doing It ri Some day yo be Jerked eir all dressed for a pleasant visit to the hospital!” There ts a tide In the affairs of o pacheloran nian taken at {ts flood leads on to marriaxe. n any girl whe of the sailor on shore leave, Bank balances are highly use Th of security. They represent iN them” it Is necessary that they shall increase fn Mr. Harriman’s opinion, high time to n ey glve thelr possessors a ft lng to manifest some Intere Somebody's bank bal: years ago when he ma quickly to New York dential campaign reached the don't have not proved d No Confidence To the Ei You ma. I though toed it Dblack's "Man is a I scarcely know T’ve trusied me Bo pa: a in Man, he Cause of Hard TMmes Flag Queries Albany change ducky? The thirteen st aor ~ f happens to be there at the time Who wanta the courve of true love to “run smooth?” Sailing in a dead calm was never exolting. Perhaps It's becauee husband and wife are only one that marcled people ale ways appear so lonely. In the love game a woman plays to win—a man just to play. nm Quite an Essential Point. RANK HITCHCOCK, the Republican campaign manager, is fond of taking F long walks in the country, On the @ccasion of a recent visit to the Sout he started one day for @ tramp out of Nashville to a town called Parker, When he had gone some miles he encountered a man who was weeding a paton of ground near the road. the road to Parker? asked Hitchcock. .” answered the man, eurveying Hitchcook with mild cu ain I half-way there?” inquired the traveller. wt By George Hopf. NOW,UNCLE IM VERY BUSY, BUT REDDY Wit TAKE YOU ROUND 4 BIT} oY. SEE THE NIFTY: INleTY< lusity. as to that,” responded the man in the patch, “It would seem as & ft ‘twould make a diffrence where you started from.""Harper's Weekly 33 ye THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES. {\, : Fe 4 OME ON,MATTY, OVER A Ty gone Three Grades of Milk, |The Unrellable Clock. %, RS. BLANK had been paying @ charitable visit to poor old Vie. CITY man took a house in the sought out a farmer at once, | torine Dupreux, whom she found | looked over the eows on the farm, |orippled with rhoumatism. But If View found them to bia Wking, amd sald: | torine’s limbs were disabled, her always | “My servant will come to you every was not, and GS \S morning for a quart of mili.” ( “AN right,” sald the farmer; “tt will de eight cents.” \ “But It must be pure milk, mind,” ‘ said the city man, “absolutely pure.” “In that case !t will cost you ten ents.” “Very good. And you will milk the ne | clock, tole He hon herselt f quart trom ihe cow fm my eervant'a| “lock, she eee tole He hon hevselt for prese: more fan seex year She ees now to @ "Yea—tor fifteen cents.""—Washington| preciseness one hour fast an’ fiftcom minute low." ‘s OL’ BOY, HE'LL FLOG ‘ THE FOG | entertaining toninie time passed swiftly. “Mercy!” at last cried the lady, glan® ing at the clock that ticked wheezy ( | above the Frenchwoman’s stove, “henh {t te 5 o'clock and T should have com home half an hour ago.” “Geave you'selt no distress, reassured Victorine madame," “Mongleur dose