The evening world. Newspaper, September 9, 1908, Page 15

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Wednesday’, September 9, 19087 -‘- Josephine Nye -:- A Woman Who Is Funny Isn't It Always the Way? -:- -:- -:- By H.A. Soh! WHEN You GET INTOlAN ARGUMENT WITH A FRIEND Gibes the Matinee Girl Sugar-Coated History, DHDLGOUIDAOOO.O By Special Arrangement She Writes Exclusively for The Hvening World ¢ © Be 2 BY CHARLES DARNTON. HEB matinee giri will be glad! That marshmallow dramatist Mrs Rida| Johnsen Young has again opened up shop. Sweets for the sweet! Do| g have @ chocolate! Keep a penny for the water boy! Did you get « pro- !q@ramme? There goes the curtain! 8-6-#-h-h! Mra, Young dirst catered to the matinee girl trade with thet curly-headed darling, “Brown of Harvard." Next came “The Boys of Co, B,” leading Arnold Daly and “Jack” Barrymore into! @ wild Ife of syncopation. And now comes “Glorious Betsy" to give the! matinee girl sugar-coated history, | This sweetly silly thing at the Lyric Theatre ls redeemed from utter non-| sense only by the sprightly acting and) compelling charm of Miss Mary Man- nering, She {s a vision of loveliness in the near-Directoire gowns and be-rib- boned bonnets of the early nineteenth century, and to add to the pretty show she avails hereeif of every possible op-| portunity to inject Individuality into the schoolgiriish heroine of Mra.) Young's candied play. If Miss Mannering’s sweetness cloys at times that Is only to ke expected. For {t's Betsy this, and Betsy that, and| Betsy won't you marry me? Such! minor American celebrities as John C. houn and Henry Clay are nothing to Betsy, Let them hang upon her llght- Just Plain Worry | Widow Be- didn’t bother me much, for nature does a lot for us, dead or alive; but think of his soul a-marohing on, and marching on, and marching on, poor, tired, lame soul! Whether we are eating, or sleeping, or sad, or hilarfous—there | keeps marching on—marching on. Rory @bouk, ought to be @ stop put to !t—but what But that's all) og) you do? I felt so bad about it I nopsense: |Just had to get up and get out. Worry Isa thing)" y went over to the Museum, and the that will Keep in tist thing I knew I was “taking on’ JOSEPHINE = any climate, and T) ghout the Apollo of the Belvedere, ENA cag never under-| rink of the good time he has wasted, lamas. why folks tagh Rround 6o when| standing round all these years, as If he Hes MePpen ee cyun gut | was showing -nine it “porteer But heaven helps thosa who help/and trying to sell ‘em vur-ninetyy | themselves, and there's not a man orjelght in an upholstel department, woman on earth who Isn't capable of | Think how that arm of his must ache, making his investments in the anxlety| Then there's poor old Venus de Milo, | ine pay a good dividend if he has any | Lord! How I do wish she could “gizzum,” as they gay in Pennsylvania, | st down for Just a minute and and will work for results, jget easy. Some way-she always The herolsm of some people In this| looks so sort of twisted to me, and I {line ts touching Why, I've known’ feel as {fT ought to whistle a little and |tolks to get up before daylight and say, ‘Whist, there, Veni, don't let me Ys know the/amouldering in the grave; but that dott used to say that she was never so worrled {n her lite as when she couldn't find anything to WHEN THAT FELLOW You've IX MONTHS COMES 7, y~ f STROLLING IN? 72 HELLO JACK Coutd You SPARE a Ahern put on thelr old clothes and go out and/ sta you,’ because I'm afrald if I est wor et them pang around until = = = ee ass s dig for worry, just as they'd burrow! came upon her suddenly that way she'll she goes to France with Jerome Bona- for fish batt. lose her aplomb, I shudder to thinks OOD parte, and let them hang around untii| SC@OOSOORSDOEOOOOOOSOO she comes back without him. Then let| © oe ¢ oO; 2082 Mary Manner! Betsy, G them go hang altogether M Mis real (4 B ary Mannering as Betsy, George ‘" bite be ] f e Ai } 4 hb t W. Howard as Jerome Bonaparte. Inds CL OURS BRLAS, seeks, lOve, snl 5 ono 0 Wes 0 a " . 1x0 og oe 4 appropria Utlel—!s about es far Te] h moved from history as from life, 3 an] BOOST jt ne even By SURE ETT CE erel iver ermine Heghat (an KTIRICLL Ee eRe tenn | NOs Os — OXY Sel millet yineunvariittin exveant DOOO OOOO DOOCOCO OO Clarence L. Cullen. Author of “Tales of Ex-Tanks"* ed look without it. It must be ghtfully pathetle, Inside of you-to » been the armless wonder all thet and never once have been down ‘ay or Into a dime museum, ‘here are women whose eyes are jsunken and whose faces are all little fine wrinkles, Just because, ins being content with the small and |est worrlee that Cod has upon them, they lle awake nights won- Otled Up | your wife from sobbing out that you didn't tip last night because the small- than like history, This, of course, oxy’ge ne the woman don't love her any more because you're est you had was fifty cents will fetch 5 a s ; mie dering how the wall paper would have Wouldat mater if the play kept ite head, But it doesn't, It rattles on regart-| Is Now the Velocity § ° res ue e on the six and three-elghths minutes late, and up that pitcher of ice water before you | yen dom oie Nie paper Wel’ ive less of everything but ending. George Washington Cohan only telept rdrug store what horrid, hideous, brazen creature Jump out of your window tn your thinst | J) ; ie js 1 4 ‘3 siopela's Ohalr doesn't stand plumb. May be opposed to In es, but Mra, Young Isn't. She knows Juice ? Welcome, es aca it gad oF nas kept you away from your little And I have known of men who car- her matinec-sitl busines Mr, Belasco still calls “the Scene eal Bet home for hours and hours and hours, ut only = maybe—the gas] io 3 s at Mr, bela Hy 1 ; ome fo u d A q fe ried so blg a cargo of worry that if @amut of emotions.” She even lets her Little Hopmate! aaa : ie the @ ll _her that! jcompany will adopt the new Jog juic ies ‘td oe daring and throw out @ re natant ' SNH [fra u yo he sev- so that when em that your a = geo, paral . BESS BU) Oe TM est and the reased up with a little gob of the HB SOND 1 " aire A Nttle ballast It affected their heads so aby you shattered Se pthe hits get-there gum, maybe the wavy-lalred hen yee. Mt Hecullarly that the next thing you'd m records : day of a marriage |v isw they'd be In Canada or South 4, you won't have} of your own and Miss) Man -along Wilfredyin the theatre box office will mates! ‘There's a sent to accept your proffered two- America with a severe attack of lost ies! And y ‘ half per seat before he finishes you. wites rae tallenvoutanetsrs identity on their hands. and turn as Miss nering, have ‘telling the other clip in the box office the gay am! garrulous young man is| Now, if you run out of anxiety, call 2 scolding boulder BOW crazy over him all of the show Fie een ae ia | tn some friend, and gently and tacttuliy No her, pu e Ste of the production are ckle some of the|renind him or her that your worry can eG her back ieee Perhaps they'll bamboo some of the | oxin Into the barkers for] 1s empty, and, although humanity Js Dernecks, In the year of our Sulome waiters may be oxygen-|"e® speed syrup Into those baseball | thoye Coney Island busa-buggies| hard and callous, seemingly, I feel al \ ae : 1 ‘ye you won't fitchers that loll around as If they | that start in front of Considine's, s0/| sure that the heart of this friend or z | And so tt went until Betsy learned accelerator : in your chair Were Working by the plece, 89 much | iq: wien you fall for the barker’s|nelghbor will yield, and you will not ce | to love her tutor, only to learn that he 5 > i and) what am. They ams dé tra trey ee igh jad han we'll be able to 1 nies ent ' of eee be left empty-handed. nate ra i 3 | wasn't a tutor after al, 1 <) dit at a swim Nene K ub set home for dinner before the pork a quarter past three P.M! Women, however, you will find muc sb France on the fe . CLARENGE'L CVILEN soiree last fe for Hops have congealed !n thelr grease it (i) “Vefore the rattler | more unselfish—much more self-sacrific- | & break the news to Brot week, and the swimmers dolphined there i ena 3 e wife has congealed on us Mv AEN ta ing—In this line than men, Woman ra) After all, t takes a woman to manage and back In nothing, making the yee esate } Se ee Hasheeshed up with @ little of the fold ought to Work Out loves to bestow, and If she can lavish | @ little man ike Napoleon, Mrs. ¥ eco es look like F re : AVF aa i ‘ i hasty hop, the bulgy boob who reads one your wife! upon you a generous lot of things that | brings the Emperor aboard the Rat fon clocks that still ob- ei pale , an the Lawson ad as he snails up the “L" ‘n perder te you can take home and sort over Cor without halt try NOMINATE serve the Ruslan ondar. sane now swift s:airg In front of you may clomp along ee yuae | untangle and worry about tll the rent | nice, tam jeon, Claude There's a ble Aekt for the new heat-It StM the, Sub- q little speedier so that you can reach ve vack| comes due again she ts supremely | makes bh worst Nupolec } they'll oxygenize the Way ticket s er your office in time to prevent the boss eon straight | happy. Wondering How. and then eep you waiting r pepsin and patt e last page of * ) find out if she snags se agree Although the suggestion has been | made that you ask help, if positively| Then around among the pictures. How T/ necessary, yet borrowing should nut be vou Ike to sit—all through eter- encouraged, Study your own figure and! nity, being inscrutable, like Mona L.iaa? your own complexion and try to deter-| There may be more lasting fame in It mine just what style of worry {8 sult- |! there !s In voddyville, but there | ‘rom ng you over and gro Ts that he guesses you don't need the pay- day duff any more. bed up with some of the trot-quick tea, perhaps the hotel be hat you ever happened. He no sooner begins to roar at poor Betsy than you dec that he ought to be banished to Black- I's Island, He is much more terri- ble than the fog that scared people out thls oxy not all hustling throug not ask you for a oe Seats on Monday noo: able to your type. ain’t the money and there ain't the (an etsy can't help < BAe Reet There are plaid worries and striped| 1 do hope she kept @ dlary—ilka the | "pallld cheelld.” She looks to me as It |mauve and bottie-green worries and| sie kept a diary, and kept it hid, un- jurnt orange worrles and dead j+ der the mattress. But I never look at es. (Please do not confuse with not | her long without feeling that she d turn ead yet variety.) evidence {n a pinch, and never Men are much more modest in thelr hotce of shapes and shades than wom worries and polka-dot worrles and cause he is “King row. She becomes ulmo: as the fog, but she fi G0 lon Yiu ko: ally consents to give up Jerome for the good of | i a Al SALOME POSE ee This ts something of a strain on Miss Manne best of her. But sie adds to the muisiure with has a Mttle the looks desperately hen there's Miss Liberty, our sad, WHEN GIVING | but sometimes a man will| Bachelor Gir! Extraordinary, standing Betsy {6 # Ilttle weak when she gets back home, in the last act, and her U |mix worrles, and then blow his brains, out there right In that damp water, 6mile hurts ner, | jout as an antidote, holding up that tarnal old lamp, and Although her rejected lovers line up as @ reception committee they don't Cheer up. She jines for Jerome. History tells you that she'll have to keep on pining, but Mrs, Young soon shows you that history doesn't know what It is talking about. Before Letsy has Une to change her things Jerome ts back on the job, In brin, him back M breaks all ocean records, | Just think of a woman with an ollve-| no thanks either, and never once dasts | green complexion irying to wear a bot-| to smile, or wave her hand, even if # |tle-green shade of anxiety, or vicu| real Veni Vidi Vict prince comes salle versa, ing right up the harbor, Oh, my, {ft Vice Versa 1s one of the worst things| she could only take a day off and lolb You Matinee girls aro sure to in Ge W, Meward the perfect hero of Mrs. | you can have. round in her kimono and silppers—tt Young’s rosy dream. But he doesn't begin to compare with Betsy as a charmer | 7 Think of a man with @ drab skin ar-| would rest the whole town, But then efor "Betsy" Maunering is the pr t picture in New York's theatrical frame. \ 4 i STRIKES rayed In burnt-orange sollcltud I spose she’s living up to her Nght and | ote she can L 4 e you can't worry arustically leave | doing the be ; hg eoete s It to those who can, Yos—and there Is the poor wooden Ine | Now) dust to) show what canbe aod|idlan iho” never! ‘misana) enréilog Its The Hardluckstory, The HARDLUCKSTORY, dismal and drcar, Cannot laugh, nor yet giggle, or leer, ESCORTING compilshed In the fidget line by one | anybod n the whole wide world, but | utterly without resources or prep Ady The CABBY “ACROSS . ” | tlon, but with a firm determination to) How would you ke to mean just Ht Salenelleel deve gees How IT CATCHES THE win: I was working hard the other! tobacco—nothing but tobacco, to every= CIO AU SCV ASSL AFFECTS TA 74) /T- 700 + | day, and all of a sudden I got tot body on ea And his facial expression’s a smear, | E Wert ling of John Brown—him of Ossay Darn It u |mie; got to thinking of his a good c A Revelation of New York Society -- THE YOUNGER SET -r~ “ture Sth atiasiet me (Copyright. 1907, by Robert W. Chambers) ome or specie phenomene exhibited | wyn; "did he’—y But he broke oft; “I'm afraid I help you get rid of tt, | by his volce from smiling retrospec-;down to examine his stirrup leathers {trol was lacking now In Selwyn; he GI en iY ye Se Wo sees) sbruptly, for he know quite well that) too. I heard Nina warning the chil-| tlon, |which he had already lengthened twice, simply was too self-absorbed to care! Two yoars!—wherever they came Goat. Fhuip fat oeatireUnae fra | The: Sank tana vale et mewhat from | young Erroll could have made no sen- dren to let you alone occaslonally—and| ‘That chuckle head—the young man/"I've got to have Cummins punch these what she thought—whether she thought | from, wherever they had gone And A pile. tend span Heehae Te | aren nk an le of his neutral-tinted | tor society without his hearing of it.) I suppose she meant that for me, too.| who continued to haunt you 80 again,” he muttered; ‘or am I growing |at all. And into his consclousness,| now, out of the ghostly, shadowy turns to New York visit his sister and on ner: And he had not heard of it—not in the) But I only take your mornings, don’t | ststently when you poured tea for Nina queer-legged in my old age?” | throbbing heavily under the rushing re-| memory, behold her stepping into the tay 's this particular spectmen, per | cane-brakes of Leyte where, on his} I? Nina {s unreasonable; I never! on Tuesday, Of course they all haunt-) Ag he straightened up, Mise Errott /@etion from shock, crowded the crude| world again!—living, breathing, quick rotherIn-law, Mr. ani s Mr. Fane now—with fact that Allxe was no longer an ap-| oning with the fire of life undimmed in per of dawn {n Manila town, Bt Ce ait army. she concluded; ‘it's himself, sul | sweat-soaked shirt, a small pin o: bother you {n the afternoons or even-| ed you,” he explained politely, as sh: 3 generis—fust as I happen to have red | h Id had y ; i i CEN MBG Oc He now consid turning to the em: eavy go) ad clung through many ; do you know I have not dined at! shook her h iT { non-compre- : i A 4 seen th % poy’ of Neereard@ Companys operatora in hair. ‘That is all.” Tiravelapatcae gia peoek ey nites | tol (2e neasly 5 ment eaceecte a ten ARGISETEETSTT I NGeaTrcarUaTeT ei Oa ete ELL OH IDORUATE LEST cia con street tG NG Ae pee Teen ne Rn ae real estate, Austin Gerard discusses with) Aang y i t ly @ month—except when) hension; “but there was one who—@h—/futy they are mounted—smilingly re-|Sun-lit brooding; In the solitude of or eyes, and the dark reiwyn the neglect Ei. Breuer Cele nd she rode on quite happily, con-| camp-fire where the talk was of) we've asked people?” sulped at his cup.” ‘) ti crowded avenues and swarming streets; is vatera; Ga) had aban, displays toward the family, tent, confident of his Interest and kind-| nome and of the chances of crews and) “Are you having a good time?” he| “Please-you are rather dreadful, UPS Fane's salute—“and she-oh, #o | me Mn a cy again in eit ecainyah ness, For she had never forgotten] of quarterbacks, | asked condescendingly, but without| aren't your" ; ie - tie iin 28) COCA eR Reece esc) Besley) CEI vol as aring oe CSF his warm response to her when she| « " ‘ 4 Vho is she?” a ' ‘a celess ng of hi CHAPTER II. ise ee ee ee smears rou going to ask me, EN a 3 ve anata} 7% Bo was he; T mean the Infatu-| Crop raised mechanically in dazed |ChAnged—unchanged!—tor he had con-| toned tips. ‘Then a i (Contimied.) real dirner party, in her first real| “Did he row—your brother Gerald?” —with ev cap “dae ated chinless gentleman whose factal| so? Chine itght touch on the ceived @ strange {dea that she must whole world peop t if dinher goweea Hivikl lncdane Gell dan tA Gerald?” /—with every day Ailed and @ chance to onsemble remotely resembled the fea| Pri soy tertened toa nervous clutch {MAve changed physically, that her ap-| ing presence and the very sky 1 A Dream Ends, 4 : No,” she sald, She did not add decline something every day. If you'd) tures of g pleased and placid isard of |e ee Gee pearance had altered, He knew it was words her lips had nev {a1 words! But they had meant more] that he had broken training; that waa only go to one—just one of the dances 6 up sharply. N= {t puzzled her, appearing as a| to her than any man specimen could! her own sorrow, to be concealed even and teas and di u'd be able to e asked, drawing rn and lookin stupefled face. wh a grotesquely senseless Idea, but It] ered, never would utter while sun and vg back into |ClURE t0 him, and he had nursed it un-| moon and stars endured. | consciously, | Shrinking from the clamoring tumult He had, truly enough, expected to en-| of his ughts he looked counter her in life again—somewhere;| urd-eyed and drawn of n though what he had been preparing to) Miss irroll riding a le , Heaven alone knew; certainly | .ance, her gaze fixed resolutely be- not the supple, laughing girl he had) ween her horse's ears. known—that smooth, slender, dark-eyed,| crow much had she noticed? {i re the reptilian p "Oh, George Ia {8 particu. larly disagreeable of you, Capt. Sel- wyn, because his wife has been very nice to me- mund Fane—and she| * he sald, unconsclous spoke most cordia you''— specific trait differentiating him | Understand—including the man who had] fram Gerald. "No; he played polo! see for yourself what a good time I from Man in the abstract. | uttered them; and the violets, which) sometimes. He rides beautifully, Capt.) am having. * * * I don't know why He had another trick, too, of retir- | 9¢ found later with his card, must re-| solwyn, and he is so clever when he, I should be so delightfully lucky, but ing within himself, even when smil- main for her ever after the delicately | cares to be—at the traps, for exam- everybody asks me to dance, and every spoke. A fng at her sallies or banteringly evad- | frgrant symbol of all he had done for} yie_and—oh—anything. He once swam man I meet is particularly nice, and no- wwWhioh net avai tounds th ing her challenge to a duel of wits. |her in a solitude the completeness of! oh, dear, I forget; was It five or| body has been very horrid to me; per- HSB ORS HAS RS. Peder hla + At such Umes he no longer looked very | Which she herself was only vaguely be-| Aftean or fifty miles? Is that too tar?! haps because I like everybody""— seat In sweet con ‘young; she had noticed that more than | 8!1ning to realize. Do people awim those distances?” | She rode on beside him; ng on the pommel o: t he same in ned ir focus—and found her 1p, leaning wide from one gloved his sad- ant he Dresden china one, She looks—| they were once. He looked old, and ill-tempered. | Thinking of this now, she thought of] “Some of those distances,” replied) wal ana were married, It's most amusing—tor dainty visitor who had pl ved at Mm 1 Perhaps sonre gorrow-the actually | her brother-end ¢he old hurt at hls| selwye, MUGank thelr horses now: and 49 B8* gople always take her for somebody's)" ||| riage with him through troubled snd ice-throated young girl, wit being vague in her mind; perhaps some | atwencs on that night throbbed agatn.| yell, then, Gerald swam some of| through the sunshine she sat at ease, ZOUnses sister who will be out next) Ae til Ut Ale Metall Ot Ae unreal dream UEP aceite ler oteare nent Gel AUS Tien Hidden sitering—but ahe learned tnat | Forkivet Yes, But tow could she| ihose dlstances-and everybody was| straight es a slender Amason in her| "teh + « «Don't you remember| Humes” = jou lee Susy Piss) awoke—to amie tt ee ae hapD sng figure, this child with t he bad never been wounded In battle | forget It? amazed * * I do wish you know habit, ruddy halr glistening at the Det seeing her? see eth AR RSA Bag fe chee ter “No, I don’t. But there were dozens! ‘I am al! right,” he safd coolly; and ness. | prey een coming and going every miute whom I jas she recovered her seat he set his) wo yiaton-tinted years!—ended as an and had never mn had mei le: "I wish you knew Gerald well," she! him well.” nape of her neck, the scarlet of her The sudden sullen pallor, the capri-| sald impulsively; “he le uch a dear| + ” yt liga’ Alwaya ald’ 6 h ¢ ; Sad Misi ot alent ressty’, (he exlling tnd 1 think you'd be good for| nit rat eu te nate Hla ont] wanderful untleyalehed akin: ot snow. {didn't know, Still, I behaved wall, horse in motion, His face had become | nour ends with the muffled cht in he @lootness, ahe never attributed to the | him—and besides,” she hastened to) porhaps—at Neergard & Co." He thought to himself, quite imper- | @#an't 1?” |very red now; he loo ther, then g clock, leaving the air of an Feal source. How could she? The In-| #44, with instinctive loyalty, lest he| “wil you do this?” she asked, so|fonally: ‘She's a real beauty, that| “Pretty badly—to Kathleen Lawn, | beyond her, with all (he Geliberate cons| room vibrant. Two years comprehensible Thing was a Finality| mlsconstrue, “Gerald would be g004| earnestly that he glanced up surprised. | youngsier, No wonder they ask her Whom you cornered so that she couldn’t centration of aloof indifference. restless dream aglow with exotic @ccomplished according to law. And| for you. We were @ great deal to-| ‘yes,” he pald; and after a moment: | to dance and nobody Is horrid. Men escape unt!l her mother made her go| Confus C th something! echoing with laughter an “}| the woman concerned was now an-| gether—at one time. “Pll do ft to-day, I think; this after-| are likely enough to go quite mad Without any tea.” Inad has she com-| and the noise of sur other man's wif Which conclusively He nodded, smilingly attentive. xcksa dream through wh | about her as Nina predtots; probably| ‘Was that the reason that old lady | pr Proved that there could be no regret} “Of course when we went to school You mustn't let | some of ‘em have already—that chuckle- |looked at me so queerly?” | preoce tt Bei ruatle sol ar ange, Biocselt ed arising from the Incontprehenstble| it waa different,” she added. “And | headed youth who was there Tuesday,| ‘Probably. I did, too, but you were | her, acce ¢ as of no con- “ breezes blow ne rs 2a ch Pinality, and that nobody Involved “ tad ted. oth tea" — “What |taking chances, not hint! + 4 | sequence, dhe’ rse to| sraases of Ley nt, z that was four! ‘Time?’ he repeated. “Ihave nothing | gulping up the tea’ And, at | chance te bac port of rifles and the shuffle of bare } cored, much less gudered. Honce that! more years, you see” else, except a watch to help me get rid! was his name?” he asked aloud |Ghe ta attractive, isn't she? = we ; « ” seit ¥ tn _.«. (To Be Continued.) |, | Bee corminie Qar Me come OF One 'S wee & Hele ment’ remarked Sai of in” “Whose same?’ abe inquired, reyaed “Very fetching,” ne said, leaning! Neither seif-command aor seif-com | ja darkened bungalows and the! blind, Fo vel t ’ cena ie yen Wh he t alien pt nclndnenarnss lst b aka er eihh nae