The evening world. Newspaper, September 5, 1908, Page 8

a nealiiliaial September 5, F908. TE Daily Magazine, Saturday, TWELVE Signs of the Zodiac---No. 4. | By M. De Zayas. @uPMished Daily xcept Sunday by the Press Pubtishing Company, Nos, 63 te a Park Row, New York. PULITZER, Pres, 1 Kast 1M Strvet, J, ANGUS SHAW, Ben. Treas, #01 Weet 1178 Strork ———_— Jove IB pena Rasta Hotered at the Post-Ofloe at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter, Bateortption Rates to The Evening ‘orld for the United States and Canada, England and the Continent and 11 Countries In the International Postal Union. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. For Al 50, sa One Year, One Month. See sEests: MOLUME 49.....00, sarsessoscseeeree erceeceesesesyeNOe 17,182, VERSATILITY. HE late Gen, Jon WW. Clous, U. S, | | No, V.—“I Can't Live Without You,” . L* with the other human oreature we love Givides ! Mself into the hours when we think we can't live without him, and others when {t seems equally hne possible to live with him—or her, as the case may bo, No Y. in our series of the pet lies of husbands ts by no means A., in addition to an excellent record a relay ay h fact, a great many more men sboud ‘ Ate 6 nan do. It 1s such a harmless little fiction and f as a soldier, was distinguished for Blves so much pleasure, Of course, we all know that his knowledge of military law, Ht al man hao attained a degree of philosophy that 2 enables him to exist in comfort Ey , was Judge-Advocate General at the eee ees In away from everything \ time of his retirement. He’had been | " But as no wise woman ever forces a man to choose ts ; i : = obtween his love and his clean collars, sb nay liste professor of law at West Point, and HOA GREELEFSHITA. nig fervent °Y can't live without you" not only with dee after the capture of Santiago he light, but with some measure of oredulity, He should # prepared a code of laws for the ad. | aftord her every opportunity to do so, ry ministration of that province, This é 1 SEE MY LAUNDRY « is only a part of the record of a I'm MENDING HAS Come! How 5 German Immigrant who entered the YOUR SHIRT, Too! Courd 1 LIVE a WitHouT my gABY? oD army a8 @ private in 1857, It Is the versatillty shown by Gen. Clous which makes his career interesting for comment, He was a musician, a civil engineer, a soldier, and a lawyer. He began the study of law while yet in the ranks, devot- | ing to it every moment he could spare from his duties. He became a . Major and a judge advocate simultaneously. As an instance of his all- around accomplishments, while re- . Connoitring in Texas under Gen. Mackenzie he employed his engi- , neering training in making a map of the “Staked Plains.” A career such as that of Gen. Clous refutes the old saw that the jack of all trades can be master of none, His life is an example of what may be done with the spare AIN'T HE THE CHANGEABLE || titer —— | Happy in His Love and His Laundry. , There are many oc hours by the man who is economi- cal of his time. In a nation which vt Tia at vehi ; has practically adopted the eight- Seale han i That it ts onl ‘ nuld restore domes vpting the softer u | would I do without couldn't Uve!” | He need never fear that she 1 hour law there exists an abundant leisure to follow some interest apart from the day’s work—to master a language or fit one’s self for a higher position or get a grounding in science or art. To do that is to put the hours of recreation to a use which is the best possible recreation for the Ml de- q | Her him to his hurt, that he mental faculties, the change of oc- point of taking advantage of cupation without the stagnation of posed dependence. The lea: idleness. To what profit the frag- Feary cr orca cist Wa en ments of time may be put Lewis | will prevent It, | Morris's “Epic of Hades,” com- | Soo ‘ 4 posed during daily fourneys across 1% ; ) London, and Lincoln’s Gettysburg Living in New York. address, written on a train, bear \3 65 witness. | by F, B. Knapp ; . . i ye gp a ”) The cultivation of an accomplish- A d th H. P tt P, l L 1) Th I L | rment—not flat any more—hu aeranit AU \" he Wiley We dom Tommie mee than nd the Half Fortion of ‘Fersonal Liberty [hat Is Left Us mr van mien erie iat ah of the = recreate the mind, It strengthens it Te Ga TR dat. Tak Ae Rt. ea ton will me by broadening the mental grasp and By Roy L, McCardell Bei te eer ae eg Se et eu ee keeps it sane by keeping out morbid thoughts that artse in idleness, ban BE ct to get away trom New York for | saying, ‘Thore, now!’ Just like thet. And when she's ashore she starte to say hog pens é The clerk by day who plays the ’cello in an orchestra by night has an Griese Te 60 glad to get back!" said the Chorué| ‘How dare you tack your umbrejla onto my baggage” when he says, ‘You were \ j f, going off without your umbrella,’ and she pipes it's all silk, with a gold and) There |Is a r e 1x which anchor against despondency. i ' ‘I aint back from my girlhood home In Altoona, P&.,| pearl handle,’ and hurries out ahead to avoid a scene and being acoused of klep- | holds cut e playground tor i The youth who can sing and joins a choral society, or who can Reciueeae vie LAE ele ooes reoka ‘You're | tomania again, | use There are f . the very one I've been looking for,’ and signs me right “And th ay F Broad but which they don't get | tennis courts and ba nor Day the do a turn on the vaudeville stage, or teaches gymnastics or dancing after away. I didn’t tell him he'd been a party 1 was looking | ig Sa ee, Peer Harn Baten tua) ‘refi reside HE men folk are going to h office hours, fortifies himself against | pee ate meer’ pT ad aay Ae ol |Such as; ‘Who's the best dresser in “The Girls of Gottenberg?”’ Answer: “bridge,” | ee through the partitions between | Wy, Loulse Dres t court Astute Harlemites have @iscoveral a new way er Balmont e, | civ ‘i 3 _ y, Loulse Dresser, of cou! y depression. It may be only bridge | ED psa ace and the ante-room saying he wasn't {n. “Thank goodness I'm a quick study, for I hed a speaking part in the new/out of a nickel. They buy twenty-five cents wort in a strip or golf, which his done wonders Sipe ee 's aura age Bend people after being | show. I sald, ‘Who can it be? in the first act and ‘Let's pretend not to #ee/and tear them off so that they make #ix pleces r notice for Mr. Rockefeller’s health, or | ; & town of honest totlers, all the unclvilized vit-| them!’ in the last act. I got flowers, too, Some from Loule Zmshetmer and| the shortened tickets. st lecting. Th et | atest Gried tuckleberry ple, ike Altoona. Able Wogglebaum, and the hasket of roses Mamma De Branscombe and Amy Bovs postage stamp collecting. The result | ou go away think ng nobody 1s glad to see you and| gent me that I pald for myself. ‘The electric light companies cannot supply the demand for quarter meters is beneficial. Men who follow fads ra Peek yaaa Peer Aun Herne home ae “phen there was a blg floral design that looked lke a set plece emblem at] Housewives claim that they get more light for the money out of them. ‘ pees (al a Sahn meen ut in churoh about! the funeral of a popular politician. — ‘ trolley riding at night to the elect parks being the road to perdition, and| When you don't live !n an elevator apartment you are a “walk up.” There | find in them a fair recipe for hap- S. But most to be envied is the man who can train himself to take de- light in solider attainments, who devotes his leisure to science or the law 2nd pursues a specialty in his- tory or literature as a side interest from his daily task. He gets most that is worth while out of life. $+ 4 —_____—_ S’R ANGE HISTORY OF THE DEVIL. The Devil as a horned and tailed creature of repulsive aspect is as old as human conceptions of good and evil. It has remained for a mod- ern playwright to endow Satan with drawing-room graces and to put him in the parlor as a more congenial habitat than hell. Popular interest in the new type of devil as portrayed on the New York stage makes | timely the illustrated life history of this personage in the Sunday World, | The romance of the “Cowboy Baronet” who recrossed the Atlantic | after coming into his estate to claim a bride has a “heart interest” not | often found in fiction. In the line of romance the tale of two portable| houses at the seashore, the complications hey caused, and the marriage | | how much money Uncle Howard hb “This was from an unknown admirer. I say unknown, because when I was troduced to him he didn't give his right name, He didn't put {t on the check t, ether, and just Ms !t was belng handed over the footlights {t back, and a lot of people thought the star it come over. however, and Mamma De Branscombe sa! all confidence {n human nature {e sh eg them hasty and unladylike tn grabbing | hey th before articles that betoken fond esteem 115 found to be donated by four-fushers and fiends in human form that haven’ } " | paid for them. ks on @ system to beat the races by)» we all had supper atter the show, and Mamma De Branscombe said T ought een h percentage on the opening odds at the track, | to pe presented with a loving cup. UHV Bind! GEL Gl lie pobsie ln oe Rar * eponald De Branscombe, who had rung {n, and made a Show of us at sup- rencerHnerone action He oeeip in our set. How Georgte Cohan hae then: | per, for soup should be seen but not heard, growled that he} 4 one at home he'd pearaing one act of his play for the Galety while he's writing the next act!| give me, and he prized it highly, for when he was rendering the State some And how Richard Carle {s out with one of them practical Joker friende end tho| nertce in Indiana he didn't have luxurtes like Harry Thaw, decause the poo: Want Gay. fea & nsen repeater by express with a message saying, ‘Here’a| man in jai! might as well be tn hts own home for ali the care and attention he your watch, ha! ha!’ And it ain't his watch, ha! ha! He has his own watch, | cota TEURDS ot mutta vue pemonger ne) tin gocoa be) arrested) stun Cr, s| practical werlgo when we gets home he gives me the cup, Tt’s tt. and oval shaped, 0 I ar eat de you can be handed a drink between the bars without having to have your cell “And about Eddie Foy, who stops In front of the Lambs’ Club with his new | door opened. Itttle scarlet runnor, and sits In the one-candle power machine telling Jack "Donald De Branscombe wuld he carried tt with him all the time he travelled Golden about @ recent Interesting domestic event, and Roy Atwell comes out for you never know when you need a thing like that. and says, ‘What Is !t, Eddie” meaning the motor, and Eddie says ‘It's @ boy!" “Oh, cup custard!” k wt wt DERE HE GOES! Now TES’ WATCH id when he died, and where It go to n goodness’ name did he go to—-I “And you hear so business is pic! u yaa been called out, and the new lady can't take a drink Altoona and looks in !f he hears loud laughter in an “No, gimn ew York end the half na, railroad shop tal¥ Ww md e cream dy's grouches and shed no tears of sympathy “Ferinstance, Loule Zinshetmer w mathematically making a Du' and Just as he gets eddy the Rooter. GEE, DONT LEGGO ta By George Hopf. NOW ASRO FER. (fen, 2 engagement for which they were responsible makes a | of the outing sea I i tion of the h castle ¢ honeymoon is passed; { f globe, and the patrol of New York ha There is an account of the “w of them. Have you a sugg stage costume t come it, Femi “egg mask,” and replace w’ Lettars Eighteen, See World simanae, Story of “Home To the Editor Svening Wor PR ae Sweet Home.’ iN DONT WoRRY Reooy it~ ¢ (Great ScorT ‘| COME ON BO0YS,GET AFTER | \J FORGOT. THAT WET GOODS FLING-, | ER- BUNCH THE CLouTs|| aa AN’ START A RALLY! is a growing aristocracy among the ‘ride ups.” A SOx! \ICEF'! ae iS yt © aia). Bx i Foonomical foamen use a saw in cutting thelr ce, Some housewives willinge only purchase of Ice men who chop thelr toe In the good old-fashioned way and ye e give extra good measure thereby. cy —— and Erle commuters, the most patient of the lot, are expecting great things when iy in the McAdoo tunnels to Jersey City are opened. The cutting out of the forry hep ride will get them to the cdty quicker. If you go to the bottom of the stock of Evening Worlds that newsmen have Fr on thelr stands you will often find @ later edition of the paper than the ones ia ’ displayed on top. . Sweet green corn (s getting to be a rarity. The farmers who sell to New York are sacrificing sweetness in thelr corn to size of us who submit to the dally jam in the way are wondering if the Public Service Commission 1s going to compel a return to the old schedule t they kindly allowed the company to shorten on the excuse that fewer people were riding during vacation time, There {s a new bromide to add to the list, namely: ‘How are they going to fill all the skyscraper office buildings that are going up?” @ Among the curfous things seen in a Mifth avenue display window are auto- les for dogs. mobile gogs'! Now Yorkers read more newspapers than any other people in the world. & very small proportion of the morning and night crowds in the cara are without favorite slieot, 4+ Great Men Heavy Smokers. \ t to boast that he had, In something ike fifty gars—a number that works out at an average JARCK was we ed over 100,000 rior record even to Bismarek, Ton y absorbed In work igars a day were at , Not infrequently exceeded, Three yoars since at Vienna there died in his seventy-third year a man whe from hie twenty-seventh year kept an exact account of his consumption of @e bacco, In forty-five yoars he smoked no fewer than 623,712 cigars, oF 13,971 & yeam siving an average of over thisty-slght @ day. ie ad an oven gr five Fdwin Booth sna timo his usual allowanee—an allowance, howev