The evening world. Newspaper, August 31, 1908, Page 11

ree) 9 “A . G) € dutnur of bee @™) em ney ps wy ATONE S ’ SOOO Oreos of <t Mixologist LL. Calen, tedanxs Ith the eer ae WSS that a long time ago. When , i recal De i gord start this “reciprocal deme ta, Ud You Sa P ting will become a household re ‘ i Mt none of us can afford to be with tnds Ha. d . Where ou in es « vample, when you run {nto th Can veo Got some? nat wit Tee Aruiva bee gontcnas eEelP in the morning, and she Kisses you to ali Xposed sur- kinned an around in 01 out Aft wr tive months, however, you fourteen and a half you got pokerlst away sone way me p game than Hans V her-the Idea!) 1 iT € 4 y # (here wit! n avoecue bonfire a jo will be to al you acciieatatiy met up . a man who insisted wu Nerful of beads, right in your presence, and that the sight of him coing such a thing gave you “reciprocal nentia.”’ and chat before you realized wha were doing you had taken two whole glasses of beer yourself, Or, you can teil her. and Insist upon It, that she mu umming that day with som and contracted herself, whieh, she is 80 unjustly hen you can fall th-tub with your hat slotties on and then it'll be all right 48, IT WILL'!~and she'll believe single solitary word you say— SHE WILL! ent stalment man mooches around to get the furniture money on the day after you've gambled and lost your wad on the proposition that Mike would make more hits In his on breaciving you have “recipro. 1 you het and we and you light-heartediy toss nt up the instalment man down the elevator » bean off |#haft. to the kcen annoyance of the She Accuses You. of him while T bulge around, waving a blackjack at people that want to take the down man's part, and tell ‘em that if they don’t back up I'll make Red Cross cases of them while they walt. That's ‘reciprocal dementia’—you b!- nocularize {t now, don't you? It's a good thing, too. If It catches on It'll make It pretty soft for a lot of us. It'll help in plenty of ways. If | snag a few bones out of the tll to Totile some sadly needed sea food a lobster bazaar, and the boss nails me In the act of lfting the junk, why, all T have to do to fix it up with him and keep on working In the same place will be to make a few booby hatch mo- tions with my lunch hooks, and then pull it on the old man that I was read- ing last night a the fellow that pinched that $173,000 at the Chicago Sub- Treasury, and that the story wrought on my conk so that I became tempo- ness of a town to see the sidewalks and | rarily reciprocally demented. Then the boss will laugh merrily and tell me to keep the kale that he's caught me cor- ralling, and everything will be all right. Pretty handy stuff, this “reciprocal dementia,” and it's too bad they didn't manufacture something simple and con- venient and easy to open and fold up Janitor's wife, why, all you've got to do after the pinch {s to tell the desk Sergeant that you saw a crazy carpet- beater tossing rolls of matting down | e Stairs lust Tuesday week you must sure have caught ‘reciprocal dementia” from him, and you'll be turned loose without another word of explanation or apology, especially if the est sergeant happens to be suffering from “reciprocal dementia” himself. The only drawback js that if this "re- ciprocal dementia’ convenience comes into general vogue we're all lable to have It at the same time, That might plug along the game of the boosters of cemetery lots, but wouldn't it make our larger cities, where hock-shop guns are cheap and easy to get, look a little too much like human abattoirs? The C! | Beautiful has got to be considered, } 11 see, and would St add to the attractive- and that ‘pavements all cluttered up with the Inert victims of persons handily afflict- ed with “reciprocal dementia?” | After all, after you prod into some first glance, and find out that you your- self (night have to be one of the Pat: a new game like “reciprocal di »' {t's kind o' different, ten't it? i mentt DDDDOQDOQOODOOOOQGOQDOOGDOQODODOGOHOOOGDODOOOHDOOOOYIOOOOOOS Hints for the Home. WOOOOOOTD DODD0 000000 0000000000 0000000000000 0000000C Pillow for an Invalid, ‘O prevent bed sores and !nsure 4 comfortable bed, make a pillow that will reach from shoulder to hips, Mot too wide, of some smooth material, such as sateen, &c.; fill with whole flax- seeds, This will never lump or get hot, or in any way uncomforta! Cream Cake. ()" cup sugar, half cup butter, craam together well, Beat three eggs separately, One-half cup milk, two cups flour, two teaspoonfuls baking powder, one teaspoonful lemon extract. Bake in layer tins. Cream F'llling.—Put in double boiler pint milk, four tablespoonfuls sugar, Beat two eggs light (not separated) and stir in the hot milk; atir until it thick- ens; let it stand until cool, then add one teasponful lemon extract; allow both cream and cake to be cold before put- |tlng together, This makes a good cake | for children, Nasturtium Salad. N placing unout lettuce upon the table decorate with a few fresh nasturtium blossoms, which may be cut down land eaten with plquancy to the salad and alding in making it wholesome. Nasturtium seeds, picked when green, put in a salad dressing bottle and covered with! vinegar, more than take the place of) the old fashioned pepper sauce and| (retain thelr pungency as long. G47 SPENT one-sixth of my years in @as lected Alderman four the old country as a boy,” remarked the business in New York, and one-seventh y¥. when Jimmy was horn, He of these thingg that look Jovely at the | the lettuce, adding| (Cone ON QuT T0\ (cw THE FUTURITY RACE WITH ME, THaT BE Ly tov HELLO JAKE * 'm NOT UT THIS MILLION ON MASKETTE to win! BUDDY, Lt BET You A MILLION DOLLARS To A NICKEL ON MasketTe! Hey? | Birthday Gifts. | Dear Betty: Kv let me know what would i be an appropriate gift to give & gentleman for his birthday—some- thing to cost about % to $ Iam keep- {ing steady company with him, He has \given me several valuable books as presents. Do you think linen handker- Jchiefs with an embroidered monogram ‘would be proper? R. 8. | Handkerchiefs with an embroidered |monogram would be a very nice birth- \day gift. If your sweetheart smokes, a | pipe, ash tray or sliver chgar box would be appropriate. Books are always ac- ceptable presents. In Love at Eighteen, Dear Betty: | AM eighteen and am In love with a girl of the same age, with whom I months. Lately I have not seen much of her. I received a letter from her re- questing me not to call at her hou | ears ago wien he was but halt my present age” | le Boox now, Monte! GET away / Oi) annesteD! // Go 'way, Man! you WANT ME To LOSE MAH GOOD JOB CARRYIN' DIS 82000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000) Betty Vineent have kept company for the last two | The Evening World Daily Magazine, The Million Dollar Kid Eee eee yoneres we nter som © ey \ peuicnreo! MAKING BEFORE Gives Javice advise me what to do, as I love her dearly and it would break my heart to lose her, J. G. You must have offended the young lady in some way, as she evidently has Some good reason for dismissing you. If you have offended her, apologize; |? Not, write a note saying It Is only fair to you that she explain why she re- fuses to be friends. If you do not hear from her, turn your atteniion to some one and you will find that you will soon forget her, for love at eighteen 49 not usually very deep, False Friends, Dear Betty: | AM elghteen and was Introduced to a young lady two years my junior. Two years after the acquaintance I met her at a birthday party and felt In love with her, I asked her to keep company with me. I went with her a month; Introduced my people to her; they all liked her, and agreed I should keep company with her, but I have false friends who told her that I am ‘any more, as she did not want to havé| the worst young man going. The next anything more to do with me. Kindly | time I saw her she told me Clarence the Cop @ couldn't ——————— IT DO BEAT ALL HOW THEM Com: ICAL FELLERS, THINK OF ALL THEM FUNNY. THINGS, PITCHER OF ME! HUH?" SRANSFERRED, aoe HELLO, JOE! Papoocw, |__|" BET A MiLtION | Ie DOQOO0G00GO00000000} On Courtship « Marriage WOOODOOIODOOQOOIGDSGOQODIGOGQOOOOOGHOOODOPOOOQIDOQHOGONDG HOQOOQOGODOIDHOOHD DHGQOCOOCODOGGDODHOOSOEOGQHGODDOAODOOSIO*: What shall 1) ing to her, wHy HELLO, LOOIE © TAKE 15 } Loo | {|THE GIRL> UP IN THE GRANDSTAND wit I MAKE SOME BETS | WANT on Maske tre: / ‘AWA! TRYING Yo stop uP THE SEWER! | go with me any more. do, as I love her and want very much to keep company with her? M. R. You must convince the young lady by your sincerity and manner that the remarks are untrue, Tell her It !s not fair that she should drop you because of mere rumor, and {f she can prove the truth of the allegations you will not ask to keep company with her longer. She will probably give you a fair chanes, | When to Propose. Dear Betty: HAVE been keeping steady com- | pany with a young girl two years my senior and have an excellent po- sition and can provide a good home for both of ue. I have showed my love for her, and she certainly returns it. What I want to know !s, how long ehould a fellow go with a girl before becoming engaged and how long before becoming married? PG. A young man should know a young girl at least six months before propos- J J Monday, GIT AWAY FRom HERE! WANT To HAVE C0000 00000000000 pore HELLO, FOuWs! DOWN To SEE ———_—_—..—.._| SS Me PINCHED! \ THERE LIF t Can'r , BET Tas MONEY "LL CET RID oF \ (om Tne 8G gy Hace @ | } || August 31, 190d. By R. W. Taylor! om DOCOOUD00000 By Albert Pictures Posed by Famous “Salome Dancer,’ GHOOOO EGOS Os x (Copyrighted, Company.” All’ rights’ resery: al arrangement with Morris 18 OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS, (atop 1908, by Press Publishini ed, "Used by ee Salome de Haptist one ge CHAPTER VII, The Reward. 2OD covered his face with his Is and 1 aloud * he mutte ed The man !s a Prop He is t mouthpiece of the Israelites If T should slay him terrible mis chances might befall me, 1 dare not! [-Oh, be content with any other gift! T can give you the wealth of all Orfent. Why should you desire this J nan's death? ‘Dhe ‘Tetrareh ralsed his hleared eves to her In tipsy appen! met his will was a prisoned hy t As their glances ed and im- etle, all-compel- He trembled ) sank again among pillows, helpless and weeping “Your oath!" said Sal emand tts fulfillment. iat ma ling gaze of he to speak; sought the » quietly, UL Now Again ly to fre at gr pachti able-n With en man fought weak hmself from the stronger will {and choked him, lesson to some st nded child a growling ory of utte: she re Give the command! Jominant will ‘I-l-," he him The Battle of Eyes. His fell upon the executione who, at the signal from Herodias, had heen summoned and now stood forth in ynt of the hushed From the newcomer Herod's hifted pleadingly Salome. Then, like a man in a dream, he nodded the executioner. ‘The latter, a ompletely by hey began, Woking wildly eves crowd gaze In less time than that he head awhirl, Bedouin, grinned and bowed. | thrust Into the fellow's hand the goluen | , | charger, | and. throwing herself face |downward upon the lionskin couch, | save way to peal after peal of shrill, | ear-splitting laughter, | She had won, Tha tension was | snapped She was no longer battling. |'The fight was over. She collapsed. Her cannot be sure his love je of a lasting convulsions of horrible, insane mir nature. The engagemen long enough to lead to the ceremony. A Secret Marriage, Dear Betty ould be just My parents | Herod gazed at her for a | Space. Then, his mind partly recover- jing from the girl's mastery, and the | wine fumes clearing from his brain, | he started forward like a horse be- heath the whip “The executioner!" he shouted “Bring know of our marriage, but my hus-/ him back! Revoke my order! Go, some | = secretly married. band’s parents do not. wish to tell them, because they would jobject to his being married. He lives j with his folks and I with mine, He | does not give me any money for sup- port, but gives It all to his parents. | Don't you think he ought to tell his people, so that he can help support me? UNHAPPY BRIDE. If you are in need of your husband's support he should most certainly make his marriage known to his parents. Now that he fs married his first duty? is to his wife, though, {f he can, he should continue helping his family !f he has been used to doing Insist upon ‘having him acknowledge you as his | wife, By C. W. Kahles HAW! HAW! THESE Comi¢ SHEETS ARE CERT'NLY GREA He does not of you! Bring him back. mad to give consent!" Salome, hearing the Tetrarch's bel- lowed commands through the gusts of [laughter that atlll swayed her, reeled from the couch, with parted Ips and staring eyes, Bravely she sought to | rally her will power and once more to conquer with {t the shouting drunkard, | But she could not. Her thoughts re- fused to concentrate. Her head seemed afire, Her will was gone, and with tt her last spark of sanity, Biindly she looked at Tetrarch, then to her mother, who cow- ered back against the wall. From them hor vacant stare swept the silent court- yard, resting at last upon the curb of the well. There, as she looked, some- thing moved in the blackness elow th mouth of the pit. The Apparition. With a little strangled cry Salome ran to the well. As she reached It | hand and arm shot up out of the | depths. Balanced on the Bedoutn's palm was the golden charger, And in the centre of the huge plate Iny a ghastly bearded head! On, 1 was | | the executioner’s The Vision of Salome A Romance of the Herod Dance. Payson Terhune. GERTRUDE HOFFMANN, Manager) | ome | she shook helplessly in} the enraged | the Now at Hammerstein's, (Copyright, 1908, by Bangs.) apparit had Tn a tr guests don dared not move. | Like marble statues all gazed on e g ome sight | Ina rhapsody born of some mad | he girl whirled in and out the golden plate, bending ! before it, then towering high and ho Ing above it as over some altar. | Backward she sprang, Her ba touched the drying pool w had slain To her k Jallpped, then prone to her face, “KIL Her!" | Wriggling lke some graceful, glitter. ling serpent, s} glided — forware stretched length, until ghe had dragged to where t Anger land {ts contents stood. Then, ralsing herself upon her arms, she looked long Jand breathlessly at the pallid, dead face before her | For a full minute she gazed, whisper- jing between her white lips words that \none could hear, Her soft hand was stretched out at last and lay in timid caress on the tangled locks of the | Prophet. ‘The touch seamed to arouse her from the spell of silence, wherein she had {held mute communion with the dead. Like a child that is penitent and seeks forgiveness from a parent whom It has | wronged, she pressed her lips to the still ips of him whom she had slain, As though in that Kiss she had won pardon, the madness seemed to leave her, | Staggering to her feet she passed @ ‘hand over her brow and glanced das- | edly about he | The dance was over, The spell was broken, Herodias, with a shriek of hor- ror, fell to the ground in a swoon, The | guests, whispering, pale, fear-stricken, huddled at one end of the courtyard. Herod, last to recover from this shock that had turned him to stone, scrambled to his feet, eyes buleing, face giisten- ing with the sweat of abject terror. “KIM her!” he screamed, hoarsely, | waving one palsted hand to his guards | and with the other pointing shakily at ithe mad girl, “Kill her! KILL HER? THE END | 2 | Human Geese. te By Lilian Bell, T 1s no wonder | if that a wom- an objects to being called 8 “goose,” for every body knows that “goose” {8 only the feminine men- der for “fool.” If a man {8 a fool you don't hesitate to call him one, even if you are careful to do it be- hind his baci But {f a woman Is a fool you simply tell her patroniz- ingly that she isa gcose and let it go at that. | Women are geese, Often and often I ought to know, because I am fre- | quently one myself, And I neither re- sent it nor try to overcome ft, Because a woman can’t. Men judge sense and sensibility by a man's standard and from @ man’s po! of view. Women, therefore, being most- ly creatures of emotion and feeling, freque fall short of this standard Wherefore being incapable. through t f understanding intuitions er dec at wih no better Luse,” take ite for “fool” and And as the word {ts sedom used tn ger, it 9 best just t t an who use ave exedt nt relative folated upon you in In fancy, 1 would not bother to educate him. But a husband fs nt. Hum bands remain with vou a guilty consclence, I would take the time to {into the reasons why The word term of ende { fancy or fa tions which a man ca and can only partial oceasions it has in | and some h won bre. But sometim r ) ot. and that an ought to