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oo _ of athlete of whom v Peblished Daily Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 53 to 6 Park Row, New York. 24 Bice J. ANGUS BMAW, See, Trene, 201 Tea 112008 { QOMKPH PULIVZER, Pres, 1 Ea —————— Entered at the Post-OMme: Bubroription Rates World for the Unit and Canada, One Year......... cy One Moni) VOLUME 49...... THE OLYMPIC VICTORS. HE homecoming Olympic athletes receive a greeting such as is ordinarily reserved for veter- New York as Second-Class Mali Macier. For England the Continent and All Countries in the International Postal! Union One Year One Month.ccscecscssssees Bay heroes. Bands play, troops parade dent’s latchstring is out in welcome to! these exponents of the strenuous life in) the stadium. The honors are fwell deserved. They are the reward of victories of peace which have! carried the fame of American athletics to all regions where there is a cin- ‘der track or where men compete in contests of physical skill, We yet fall short of the Greeks in our glorification of Olympic victors. They will not ride up Broadway in gold-mounted chariots, or be supported at the public expense hereafter, as was the way in Greece. It is not even likely that Mr. Ryan’s railroads will furnish them with free transfers. None of them will have a statue to perpetuate his fame, though a sculp- tor may find in one of the number a mode! for a new figure on the dis- cus-thrower order. But we have not yet paralleled the Greek deification’ eof athletes. After the shouting is over the Olympic prize winners will return} to their desks or to their patrolmen’s beats, as the case may be. That) they come from the ordinary walks of life, whence also come the nation’s; defenders in time of war, illustrates the democracy of American sport.| Hayes, leaving a store counter to win the exhausting Mar- «thon race, is a type the country has rca- son to be proud. He is a representa- tive of innumerable young men who try out their powers of speed on running tracks or cultivate their muscle in gymnasiums after . office hours and _ Pursue sport as an incident, not as an end. His achievement should serve to encourage rational athletic train- ing everywhere. He is an apostle of sane athletics, The national character of the celebration, the presence of large de tachments of regular troops, the President’s interest, make the welcome to our Olympic victors unique among popular demonstrations, The tribute voices public appreciation of the signficance of their triumph. A new nation of “barbarians,” thousands of miles over sea, beyond the ut- fermost limits of the Greek world, has demonstrated its superiority in pluck and physical stamina over all the world, and the event justifies the, jubilee. How our athletes would fare in competition with contestants from the lists at old Olympia it is unprofitable even to conjecture. But it is not too much to assume that the defeat of the picked athletes of the| modern world is the equivalent of any ancient triumph. ‘| | How our victoriou athlete’ look any one may see who views the procession, Ho w they looked at the! moment of victory, | how Ewry appeared as he made his win-| ning high jump, or! Cooke as he vaulted | over the bar, may | be seen in The Sun. | day World to-mor-| row in life-like pic- tures which are a} triumph of instanta- neous photography. New portraits of| beautiful women in New York society; the deadly torpedo gun, W ) add a new terror to war; the sensation expe- rienced when wild beasts bite you, and an account of the ‘ shiner,” who from entrenchments defies the Government officers in Ken- tucky, furnish other attractive features. Women readers of special interest in the description of new styles of ha Russell's tribute to the New York modi copied in Paris will find topics d in Lillian nes are now Letters from American Clttren, e People. th : tent? To the Ea I. a child ts rman parents or Am joan e full informaric To th {nation which ce New I ever s houses, ourse of will the cit readers? But, |f {t ‘s, ands of laborers will lose thelr @f Livelihood. World eans at ster Sunday fa In other citles the sigat in 1s? ans returning from] the war and Manila} and there is an/ abundance of ora- tory. The Presi- preseye RGus Gang KEE GARG QA Ag aa eek aS NG (tay ex CO ~- OS Ct (et Ss A Ss Sp AG cc ja DOOOCOOO No. 6 of the “Touch” Series. By Clarence L; Cullen, Author of “Tales of BaTanks,” knaw verybody sid days" when your onduct lacked the omplete eircum- ection which now haracterizes It, Ob, vere, uh-huh, he was pals with you— an you hear him? CLARENCE L CULLEN —'way back yonder before you'd even learned what It meant to behave; yes, and whan a two-dollar note looked as big to you as a painted Turkish cigarette ad on a dead wall; yes, and when you felt Kind 0’ lonesome {f your landlady padlocked your hall- room door for your fallura to glide through with the board coin, yea, and a wholé long, long reel of more or les: built-up and exaggerated reminiscences of that general assence, Having known you all that long tims ago, when, to hear him, you were a kind of a Butch the Bite and the s dal of your neighborhood, why, whi more natural than that when he desires you to give him some of your money he should deem himself possessed of 4 kind of bulge on you and that he should approach you for tha loan (that |s, the gitt) In somewhat the following tone and language: He-Hello, there, feller, You look kind o' tucked up. Not hitting up the oid stuff, are you? You- —— toned, “back In the! Daily Magazine, Saturday, A The Victor, By M. De Zayas. 7 ow Se Z % The “Chiding, Casting-Up” Touch He-Oh, well, don't flare up about It. You don't have to take !t to heart #0 much. You're not forgetting how you used to bunch your hics In the booze line back in the old days, are you? You— He—Gee, I'm not reminding you of It; HI one « you, a8 he in- 2 i talllbly telig I'm Just mentioning it. What d'ye want when|to be so danged sensitive for? Ought to our name ig men-) “On Your Way |” be glad you've pulled away from the old game, for there isn't any manner pf doubt that you were down and our for fair a hull lot of times In the old days. Say, d’you 'member the time you got me to hock that old zinc souper| of yours, fitty and how we took the one- and got pai oiled and how you had nt With a plano mover, and how foot [return Ike that, beca he staked you to a shiner, and how— You— [to mise the plate. Haven't got it? He—All right, I'll forget !t, seeing Oh, marshmailows with that! that you're so shrinky about It. Got You- — something else I want to talk to you. He—Sa-ay, look a-here. D'you mean about, anyhow, Want to make a bor- to stand there and tel! me that you're row, Been getting a bum break lately, & to turn me down for a little and 1 need twenty the worst way, an! @ of change lke that, after I've Im taking the w en to the humiliation of ¢ to tt? Huh! That's a hell! ve yot to say t way to get It by Ing you a note; ud be nember the time were jost down to the but I do, and you know that ! o's harping on {t? That's a | out of it for you. of course at you don't like to have ping on things that came years ago and all tnat, [ haven't ¢ of, and you cai nated em for two you te nea ce \ Se stake him t from that ho elis every sticking you up for {t—ha, ha! Kind/ you're a swelled up crumb of 0! poor, Isn't it? Did you ‘get that?| bert that he used to know w being a ha Were pooty near and if it danged near It—yes. 23, hadn't for what he'd. slipped you back the old days you'd have had to ‘Want it the worst way, and I'm tak- ing the worst way to get it by ask:ng | in Ae oh, rotton, I ‘e'pose Ha, hal | re in line at the soup-nouses—yes, and— He-How's that? Haven't got ita] Hut what's the difference? He'd say ’ ‘ vit the fame things about you Say, now, look a-here, old slderiloker, | vt"ually your were imbecile enough” to please don't try to slink over a quick} © ‘mn across. ‘Ladies’ Neckwear’’—in Three Phases « « By R. W. Taylor oOo eee arpa ee yas ae ae pare Tee Oe 4 ugus ise you're bound! + 1908. t 29, DOODOOO OD OOUODDOOOOOOOO000! i TWELVE PET LINS ' OF HUSBANDS TO WIVES, By Nixola Greeloy-Smith, works ilke a slave.” Ne 1 No. 2—The “Work Like a Slave’? Lie, ent on American | fe has a American husban Bone to press without this sentence since the book of fore Huropean author first discovered that 16 best way te fil! the tng little mouths at home was with roaste@ American: observed on a six weeks’ tour and “panned” through three hundred pages. At first the American hus- band laughed at the assertion that he was overworked. Bot it has been sald so often thar he has now begun to nat 18, seriously enough to reproach half with nis servitude whenever the domestie um 1s disturbed. “L work like a slave all day, ind what do I get for ! rr vehement Inquiry, “Do you ever think of me ntling downtown fourteen hours out of twenty-four while you ave out shopping or gess!ptng at teas?” If he ts asked to explain what seemsyhlm at half past 3, only to learn in overstatement erning his hours | from his stenographer that he had left of toll, Inasmuch as he reaches the of-/and must be on his way home, ie at 10 o'clock and leaves between 4] But it ts when he contempiates going ind 5, he replies frothily that the rest|on a fishing trip or attending a stag f his time ts devoted to the vague but dinner that his little fiction of working WELL, JAKE , OH, PISNESS KEEPS How's “Keeping in Touch With Things!” . = TN i q k employment] like a slave {s most useful to him. Hi ho Inger by the Wife may be one of the large class of is Known as “keeping in Women Who regard a man's most inno- n to Jew ways touch with things. cant pleasure trip unshared by her as Between the and the daylight {s dase treachery to his marriage vows, In ne hour of in touch with (his event the way In waich he manages things.’ The process, so far as can be to wrench @ reluctant consent to his de gleaned by a woman, consis nat as many hotel bars as saying to as man ounter, "Well, w ook- | parture from her ig by telling her how yssi- Nuch OVerWorked he is and how tmpera. ve is his nece y of getting out in alr and su ht away from the f the business at whitch he slay s in a mane rso vat If no particula ation to dinner turns d husband goes home to d day he has had. Of his any en- dea that and the wt husband wita ew | Reflections of a Eachelor Girl, By Helen Rowland. Why Gin triumph of hope over experience a widow marry for the second time and nomarry for love. make the ntan, but they often make an 1 look sO much lke a man that some eM to be able to distinguish the difference, It Isn't the inan wno has the audacity to pursue a wom an who isr danger but the one who has the audac ity to sit back and make her pursue him. Eve !sn't the only woman who has Jumped at the chance of talking to anybody, even a serpent, aftor a few years of sole dependence on a husband's conversation. In choosing a husband, as in choosing furniture, tt te a It to ther te select something merely nial, look well tn the parlor, or sone h has to be kept out of sight when the neighbors 80 decide wh Re ae \ which w! thing plain but useful, call, verage man sees no more reason for hanging around a woman after he married her than a cat does for hanging round the kitchen after he has had ere's many a slip 'twixt the ring and the leense—and then some mere ® Yoense and th ‘twixt t Hot Weather Is a Medicine. By Haydn Brown. often a rheep in. When we becin to perspire in earnest wolf's cl ls becoming a and tle hottest summer sun asserts aperate every [iself, one of nature's wonderful cures day that ¢ sent to Is gratuitously vouchsafed us, The season the indivi thus appear to have contrast- that alicht. cold correcting influences, one upon {eally cleanse t while spring and autumn, lated toxtc material, ch, ying” thnes of the year, must {ty, might lead to fatal be accounted transition periods that are | results under evil Influence of more i er one thing nor the other, making malignant organisms that inight take ‘t extremely dificult for artifictally se- root. The spring with Its closed fire iecting ania a know just what recisters and windows—too warm to do to keep right. continue fires, too cold for windows Oe Go a eres trae open— badly ventilated dwetl-| fer of a , animal and vegetable; ha er eresaent feelings’ of de-|/neentrated and all-pervading Nght, it pressed ‘spirit, languld) limba “min. | Delps to kill the germs of damp fungus Ished desire for food and further tollow- |8nd pent Mp ponent It clarifies nole {ng poverty of blood, headaches, anae- i haa chad rae or Yet, withal, mias, dyspepsias, skin eruptions and so Aouncemients, aa thea Aahtnn ose on, says Haydn Brown in Black and i | We 5 . perfect In this world, A scientist writes | White, ‘The spring may also take away| ir Co haimology, trylne to convince | the stimulus sustained during the wine) yin mas |ter months of lower temperature, creat- tite net faninde aoe epee et. ing hearty appetite and quick-moving male wlilewalie a et even anl- lenergy. Then the summer comes, when . jatur shun and hide rent guddenly those who are not ro.{2%4¢? shades, He points out that com | it bust will feel the stiffening taken out ee bree thrive better in win- of them and expertence such sensations summer, and se on, whit of lassitude as only lying down and do- je such @ researcher may make out a very good care, I fear he ing nothing will seem to satisty. |taking all things into secount, one great a qi THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES. ‘Under Pressure. 'His Progress. HE Justice was a candidate for’ g4™ JOS." sald Mrs. Malaprop, “my ale Mayor of the town, and Watson, y boy 1s doing first rate at iH and the opposing counsel thought school, I sent him to one ef they saw an opportunity for a Uttle fun. them allmentary schools, and hie teacher says he's dolng fine, He's_@ first-class souller, they tell me, and ts head of his class in gastronomy. knows his letters by sight, and can spell’ tke one of these deformed spellers dowa te Washington.” yhat's he going to be when he grows np?” . “He wants to be an undertaker, and Um declined to humor him, so I've toig the confessor to pay special intention ‘to the dead languages.” said the prow@ mother.—Harcer’s Weekly. Soo here, Judge,” sald Watson, meet~ Ing the Justice on the street one day ‘unless t get Judgment In my favor In the pig case I'm going to oppose your election as Mayor." Opposing counsel met the Justice and talked In the same strain. A couple of days later they went together to the Justicds office, He was out, but his docket lay open, Opposite the pig case was the entry: “Disagreed.""—Philadelphia Ledger. ememenaorearananngr tenon a tts ithe maeaoneTNttt sand -~ wecer so a ee OE A