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. The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday, August 28, 1908. HE. NEW PL The Million Dollar Kid BBS At By R.W. Taylor © avi yee arly) | /neo, Fouws! A Preity Little Aciress, rouge : Monologues of - Buue Burke, Wo) ALL. Devin a Mixologist In a ‘Preity Little Play, ! 10.0,010.000.0000,0000,0.0.000000,000000.00.0000000 00070 = WHY, MR, MONK! WHAT A SURPRIed To FIND You ee ARE LoTs Here ' a ap PRETTY GIRLS) By Clarence L. Cullen, See 2) Author of “Tales of Ha-Tanks,” He BY CHARLES DARNTON. j ’ | | | © He Burk i e-siaed sta s No. 21—Look Out, Ladies! | suppose maybe that didn’t wise him Hite A f on se SU up to things, Well, maybe not! Those Chicago Littere 4 society is now being formed tn Chie 440 for the purpose of inaugurating @ ah-toors Are Wri€ing canpsign co force all American women Things About You, to Wear Paisley shawls and cloth Con 83 galters and Dunkard bonnets, ees and Joey Patt I or Gladys Unger into English. If tle ere 1 There was still that delicious third act to digest, 1 Cullluvet, to give this gen nd it still remained for Mls ning it grumble? of all scenes wi ) give Ue confection jus mv was all out of ‘on Will be elected the Love In a Library was asked to feed upon musty comes, 3 And {it was all av bopelessly Innoce Your breneh playwrig' ane mee hog a besa awfully {nnocent or awfully not. He fs bound to have his tr S | cana et arabe" Roe ye : doing to ae ee eck-a-boo walsts and V yokes ; play it two ways bags and high Result f eels and Watches” to M ” y Ast) | ere watts ——— — 169 brow nolly Ava at {i Ore I aeninid innatre tittl fain > ‘pee SNebLOW pencils and clodked stockings ‘ i or comedy) orl | WHAT WILL WE ELOY THIS 1S ‘rtainiy 4 things that women use nowada : but do DO DOWN HERE MY LITTLE Trixie, 276 Making wry-necks of 2 it e critic who doe. THrR! He i augue men and keeping us from ‘ttending t Cae eee THIS AFTERNOON? BROTHER! HE ifs 1 aa een tea { our Jobs—Glena is going t0 be Mcrae TA CHa PREETI TIMER Tron: ChB anal we WON THE PRIZ Epa written | rgewat-at-arms, if lis wife will Miss Burke gives you the joy of living AN THE PARA yout ARS ee F js the play with the . ———— wes @ Chicago man Don't get 1, though, that Joey Pate | Gt ona h IN turers of the } ts, only the kind that t own amuse: s, near tl he stomach of c by @ strange Suxta- position a Fountain of the Innocents have drunk deep of how seen this 38 twice in a the radiant youth, & walvete, the transparent a girl-wife ripple above 1 faded ideals of her eld- the Pountala of the Inno Uitle bit of beauty and material region quite los Tt ts « nting the and charm, for Ise is lunocence quite so In- a French pt It is easy number of French In- doand but it; and h specias Yes, mamma," to CLARENCE L CULLEN six hundred best 1 should ‘ink the gris out 48 Bonessville would refuse aver ama ding with those mean old things after he horrld way tiey've panned the vomnen folks tn their dollar-elglit es. Hare's little Joey I'm-a-Dil Patterson. who was born with bullion to blow at the bulbul birdies on every gi-and he's got it vet, even if he ts a orner Soclallst—here's Joey «: out with a book that says the dest things about women you ev of-isn't it horrifying, Hor- ) Ko bu ers j se” Why, Joey comés right out and says, | Just like that, that American women \re such sul-laves to sybaritic Helloga- allan luxury—(never mind banging that bell, Butch)—that plenty of them— o-0-0h, Ilsten!—plenty of them wantonly | waste thelr men folks’ earnings by hav- | ing thelr halr washed as often as once ! very week! (‘Take that, and that, and that, Teresa Tippytoes, for your hour f reck’nin’ nas come!) Joey doesn't ether they can do one single, y thing with thelr halr after |terson ts tha only pen-pushing peave in yive wwabbed but I believe he Packingtown, Here's a Balzac budlet an't married, and so he hasn't heard | named Robert Herrick (his buddies call that. him Bobby), frolicking out on to the And he says (sh-sh-sh!) that lots and|ant!-female firing line with a Glynner rts of American Women are so infatu-|about the lingerie sex that makes the * ately selt-Indulgent—(say, shut that|Hl!nor wheeze read l!ke the minutes of loor! D'ye want to have me pinched?) |the Museum of Natural History or the that they actually have thelr corsets {diary of @ cut-up trying to get action nade to order—yas'm, MADE TO|on his vacation money at Ocean Grove, ORDERL Robert, he teaches school out there In | Chi, and so I guess he ought to know, Pull down a couple of those windows over there and I'll tell you one or two things that Bobby says in his swifte |seller, He says, for one thing ( SHAE Wet GO AND Get \ THE PRIZE FROM OLD | JUDGE MS MANUS t fF WwA— HUH! AND NEVER Hap YES, HE LOOKS LIKE Looe! \ | pesicele IFAW ASS Billie Burke as Jacqueline. | lye Husband Who'll Stand a Tap, Oscar W in “Lady Winderinere's Fan" with everything. But Miss Billie @ creature of intl: - Andre she loves hint- Kin {is to believe her a | and runs away to a supposedly faithless hust y adorable one. The auth buttered ‘At the same time Miss Burke gives the airy Nttle play as much as it gives her, ‘To see her scal preaking the news of Jacqueline's plight to the family ta a co} It Is a ci y owe Spot by fingers flytng the entpest, too, when hat her husband woul’ Fe apot steam with envy. In- neatly by those stage | For a moment you lose | ~ ad to stand on tip-toe | '* And when she stamps her foot, wort of @ lover to revenge herself on her eis even a bigger goose, But she Js always an 3 know on which side Jacqueline’s bread should be and Miss Ar » girl whose love was so great that she this harmless 5, Miss Ida ¢ OOOO TOOOOG ©) ver it, and of the young man who had heen “like one who had spent | & ' lose in, to see over it, and of the 3 ne who had spent | @ |I've got to hum this low) that there all his Mfe in a flower shop and for the first time found himself in a ga den.” But only for a moment, as every are slews and slathers of American women who positively peddle them- selves on the holy altar of matrimony to men who, ‘tis true, can give their wives yachts and automobiles and pearls and chateaux and hand-embrol- dered Kimonos and nighties and things, but who (the husbands, that 1s) have ar - By Albert Payson Terhune -:- SION of Salome! Pictures Bt by tela eal on Salome Dancer, Now at. Hammerstein's, your litter passed by? Bah! Let the | Known for ages to come as the Day Of her daughter lay. fhe girl had not flow be scourged and confiscate his’ Mercy, Therefore let him not die tl stirred. But her yes—lustrous, com- | moment {n the play comes ine enters the bookworn take off my hat," when Jacqu den, “Certainly I she answers ve said farewell to Ty Mi snould suffice. It ts my |to-morrow's dawn, Who has’— pelling—were still centred on the | rolls of fat on thelr necks, the sons- modest. She flies her new colors birthday and I will not mar it by @; A guard officer came forward and trach's wine-flushed face, i} guns, and, therefore, are unworthy fearlessly unt!! the bookworm turns to death, Am I not known as Herod the | saluted, "She shall not dance for you to- | sacred loy n much of the glit they toss wives’ laps. ’ You get that, don't you? These brutal baboons of American husbands, who'll stand a tap any hour of the day or’ night to meet their spouses’ demands | \for the kale, have got rolls of fat on th necks, some of them, the rowdles, and therefore the only way ° Merciful? Do I slay the babes of Israél| “May it please Your Majesty,’ he night!" insisted Hervdias, in rage, "and as did Herod my father? Why spoll/said, ‘It was your Syrian guard c@p- you shall grant me justice on mine my birthday by bloodshed? If any has|taln, Halil, who slew himself on thid enemy, the'~— oflended you scourge him to the bone| spot, not an hour agone. “Hush, mother!" breathed Salome, ind let Lim go, 1 say. Let this my! “Halil!” echoed the Tetrarch. “ANd goeaking without motion of her birthday be a day of mercy and for-}on my blrthda After [ had given ) ang still holding Herod's gaze, siveness. him the captaincy over the heads Of 4: 461 wno wished him to bid me Quite delighted at his own sentiments, | older men! To stain my courtyard With |) aie this to me. Hast content. the Tetrarch waved aside the angrily | blood—and on my birthday! Oh, the Iss her. A slap in the face Is t best he gets. The ‘glorious cham pagne” of which they have had two Uttle s{ps at that forlorn supper table works no further spell. Poor Ernest begins to understand that all Js not A love that prattles. And when the posse of relatives arrives armed with Jacque- line's eye-onening letters he begins to ve ime.” see, Tae 1 If she protesting Herodias and made his way | fou! ingratitude of it all! The base in. \onty were so low whispered |to dope tt out is that the women who've . to revenge herself on Andro why Itner courtyards |thanklessness! Did he not know Me that Horodias guessed rather than act- Keeping Us From ‘Tending to Our,mariied suc animals have auctioned a) she choose some one who did not love “But [ demand’ "shel began soothsayer’s waralng that blood in MY ayy heard their meaning, Yet there deta themselves off, body and soul, on the “Peace!” roared Herod. “Am I to) yourtyard forboded misfortune to the yave no end to your eternal scolding?| land ang to me? To ME! He'’—— because no an wth a layer jholy altar of matrimony: woman can love a her? Mr. Ernest Lawford mixed the was someting | thelr quiet Intensity that checked the angry womdn and | yes, and he says that there are, oh, smile and the pain of the always-re- It you cannot grace our revels with a1 «She Shall Not!” made her obey in spite of herself. She ‘oodles of chorus girls right here in New |0f leaf lard on his neck, can she, even | “fected lover with the hand of an artist bright face go to your Own apartinents, | ote heavy voice trailed off felt the sudden grip of a will stronger York who simply will not content them- |! he's there with a couple of coupon | An actor who can play bold Capt, Go—and—and send Salome to me. She into nothingness, and he raised the even than her own. relvea at all if they can't bave two | thumbs r than bone felons? Of : Botkin ear sieh Malieng atimorgiis is as sullen as you, but at least she ig) oe ie again to his eya Attendants Marvelling, yet obedient, the mother{rooms and a bath, anyhow, and who| Course she can't, We used to believe | Ernest Augarde !n “Love Watches" fairer and younger, She amuses me, | vine read couches and soft furs on the | halted in her loud demand and moved have thelr nails. manicured while|that the average level-headed woman | fs an actor of {magination, intelligen wid IE Et) anys Hie pyres L nee laos daises of the yard for the royal silently aside to watch tha odd duel |thev'r> lying in bed of mo isn't | Was fond of the Lusband who was good and skill, With Mr. Lawford as Ernest Lawford as Ernest Augarde planned to pase Bicep ae Wreath |Tomily and thelr guests, On one of of purposes between ner husband and {it -upetying, Sarah? And don't you|to her even if he wad Jo-Jo the Dog- pale, distracted student and Miss | pip ge Dea fey Brgy ere did) vvcse benches, stretched out in lithe| Salome, [think Joey docen't know, either, be-|Faced Hoy chained to the capstan as Burke as the distracting cause, the scene in the shabby little study stood out ‘iii auttering thickly and deat to the|srace upon the skin of a gigantic Nu-| The Tetrarch, on whom this awitt ;cause ono time he spent twenty whole |ntx on that, and Ta like to know frit Sele TENE ae Hanes AE a cree aay | midian llon, reclined Salome, Her hair, !by-play was wholly lost, liad come minutes and a dollat-ten riding around | we're going to do about it when he says Against tho utter selfishness of the girl was the thoughtful generosity of eee an reevtrereh tarched fervard,|tawne as that of the great beast's, closo to Salome's couch and wae again ‘tn a taxicab In this town with a fellow |thaly that's ai the poor excuse for a lover, who only turned to his secretary—acted mratter-ot- jing to right and left In search of {crowned @ face as inscrutable as the begring her in hiccoughing accents to |that had once met Billy Gould, who jtryly ‘know what. the wo ve teen factly by Miss Louise Drew—when he could turn nowhere else. (Coneright, 1908 by Bang.) veeme, Ae he walked his foot slipped |Sphinx’s. Her fathomless eyes were dance for him and his qusets, 4 to work with Valeska Surratt, and! doing to Joey and Bonny, ng, But even selfishness could not spoil Miss Burke's endearing young charms, ee — eae would have fallen had not a|fixed, with an expression none might) “Tho glory of your dancing shall live | ——~ ~~ —— 2a Poor Ernest wasn't her oniy victim. he made the audience her slave. It was| (Copyrighted, 190% by Press Publishing bs tler seized his arm and steadied | read, upon Herod, forever," he urged. ‘These ambassa only when her volco betrayed a tendency toward a mannered sweetness that she | Gumpinys All tinhts reserved. Used by ape: | COurtIC Ngalome!”” called the Tetrarch, fer-\dors, my guests, will carry the tal i; ent with Morris Gest, Manager) him, jalome! y seemed too good to last t four a She talked too much about her love| = ier aeery ii getting his {11 humor at sight of her, of {t to the uttermost parts of the after 1t was all over with the bookworm in the third act, but this, of course, | od recarh or Jude ieciuiltwes “The Oment \eithe girl did not move at his sum-! earth, Dance for us, ct I, the ae Her fault, For the greater part of the thne she kep§ the play on tho |buthiay feart In his pelam, ‘alus. a Hemen) 1, guy, hait-tipsy taghion Herod!mons, but lay eying him with that/Tetrarch, stoop to beg of you.” ; ae eee ; hall. In the courtyarg. he fa « glared downward to learn the cause of same strange, hypnotic gaze, The Dance. i eae une Was aldey oy 8 generally excellent company, though It must bo | with Halll ® young Siru@oeap {°° /his mishap galomel” he cried again, “My birth- . i NQUE STION. confessed that her rather awkward young English leading man, Mr, Cyril |Siove ‘carne thos’ Jgfn tl “What !s—what {s this?” he exclaimed, day revels are but half complete with-| “Let space be cleared for me!” cried U ABLY the Kelghtley, made little tmpre: Why not give our young actors a chance? et who denouno’d He 3198 | .Eiood! A pool of blood, And my foot out you. You must be punished for de- | Salome, suddeniy springing to her feet, tunic skirt t 1s {t Impossible to find one who can look and act lke a gentleman? her. Tihiiip, aml wedding ter a court: lis covered with blood from it, Who has! serting ua at the feast, Because you| “and let your musiciens tune the @ graceful one, and 2 TF ih aed Oh onemn Cet maad incr | aera eye is to sea the Prophet lo req shed blood in this sacred spot? ran away from us then you shall dance flutes. T will not dance tn your hat, that It already has sete, forlttary orders; (Let him be put to the tortures! I say, for us now. Come! There ts none who Tetrarch, but here—by this weil.” nd the man who has shed blood can dance as you do! Not even the| AS she spoke she vanished within the| naldens nor’— palace, Instantly all was joyous confu- 4 ’ ° pete life. Her mother, ferodias, wi \in my courtyard and have him given Babylon etty incent s Advice Alea TON 1 not!’ broke {n Herodlas, gion, The dais for Herod and Herodlas revenge fons the girl In her clamor for! 4. ty the torturers, But vid them pro- 2 re nittea ‘by nie wite's ory of 3 say she shall!" bellowed was prepared. The guests, In accord on Courts taken @ firm hold ipon fashionabla fancy 1s evident, Ths » Prophet hefore her. Jolin grorns | In mad-rage she vows to have the | Ruard, rod, co! ra on he ban eee ea i ot sus {long his tortures so that he shall not j tice!"* die until the morrow, This is my birth- ance to their respective ranks, grouped ee ie Herod's birthday—and {t shall be Herodias had moved across to whers themselves about the courtyard, The CHAPTTR V. pA aa eg Coe eee Geen ae Cael | ans took thelr places and began is adapted The Challenge. | a throbbing, wild, mfnor prelude, soft and clinging m é jit Po fu 1 ! aTICR!" dralning & Jewelled tertals that are cher He Does Not Propose. i e foe out about tite matter but 66 Tie Gor fatto iret brought by an attendant, acteristic of present Dear Betty: aU Teale Qu uel S85 ual ol Had 8 TERRES. THeURRUEATIErEaIUED ank Into his seat and lolled back Hae ani good position and makes a good sa’ ‘ 2 x TENA among the cushions, an expectant leer teat % What would you advise 2 on the lowest step, pe incon on his fat f ratton dotted fous -sighted face. Herodias, troubled, yet still in the grip of se vermaster id herself beside him, ra stir the head |forward, his n Isted eyes ‘sooking to plerce the torch smoke You did right in telling the young We re ; nd discover who had demanded of } man you are too young to think se- | 2nd discover who had deman ee riously about him, for you are both en- lard {3 trimmed with anding, but the ’ would be quite as pretty made from AVE, been going with a youn four years senior for one He’ calls ‘quite regular, . doesn't propose marriage. Should [ speak to him about it, or have my par- A mom the as a steps the one despotic quality he h semblage. ents ask him what are*his intentions? | ti ei toy young to maser tee been known to possess, ‘ iI sete NUE Hiilaves vounrenily, lovee Linteatal be-| “Herod Antipas, Tetrarch of Judea, SSA De NcOnmera IN Hen reg eres hine and It Is not proper for you to speak to! wining ty Galt a fom yen wed Atel ewayed ox he stood. His thin halr but clad as @ professional dance the Som GRE the young man about proposing, and it {00% 10 Wan A no ae him| was bound with a jewelled fillet. His of Seta ae ott cotton {Your parents do so it is Iikely to break, pin we Wat Pour lack of years only | gtate robes were thick-crusted with Cmuienunen: e.Caley silk and up your friendship with him, for your! Ke°PS You from accepting him, Jgems. Tn one fat, hatry hand his ow flight of white steps tion mousselines fagerness may frighten nim away. A Difference in Ages stubby fingers clutched a huge emerald. twinkled. “Witla is. clroular, the Perhaps he ts sure of you and for that Hea poity: |This stone he shakily sought to adjnst ee thes centre of the £ © extended reason does not propose. Accept atten- DISCOVERED lately to my great |t? one of his blared little eyes. For Behiud her was the well-curb, Directly nto the lett Havieatce Some other man and perhaps | chagrin that 1 am deeply in love | emeralds cut 1m 8 Aaa a alee Her eyes abieNt ond, seiner thee And Sta nO 9): fOEm 8 Jealousy will prom " “4 ents as eyeglasses, magnifyin, and selzed the Te- ey Prombe time “to prs) with & vouig: mika (Ealetedal veare UP COcete ce ite Ginna WHAT ANIMAL DOES THIS SPELL ? ; the musicians” pre: & drapery, my juntor, The difference in our ages | "¢2t?¥ 00 lude swe: a flood of barbaric, quantity of ma ed for the medium size ts Circular Tunle Skirt Pattern-—No. 6066 S12 yards % 614 ds 44 inches wide, with 63-4 5 of banding ‘ me quickly, He professes ardent | ; Mea rer az between AH a young lady of nt wba that he seemed nearer fifty. guests, | for The Tetrarch was little over thirty NOY Waelogye: th aerere Too Young to Marry, i ni ae bisy 1 fear to accept! yi¢ such ravages had disease and dis- : GY Ki merercd leaned forwards his eyes bulgs Dear Hetty Fs He erate aces tired OF] sipation wrought in his stocky frame Yo — + fi, Ing, his tips parted, t rly and urges me to marry him. by little their stotcal, | Yards & or 61 f tn young man o: rother nat “ Ww spear, lost lit i es He hc Gt aii His older Lrother is against our unton. | **] Demand! Careless air and gazed spcechiess aa ut) Pattern No, OGG fs cut In sizos for a 2 30-inch waist measare, an ' Been a son’ any right to Interfere? =. T. | wwno, calts?” he demanded thickly le of gladiato | Me about three times a week for the grringe with ©o great a difference | who aska Ierod f faa Ba ep re e past year, He proposed me some! in Ages does not usually turn out hap-} "I. your wife, Herodias,". answered thew Call or send by mail to T. G WORLD MAY MAN+ 4 time ago, but I never ga ima dofi- t your ¢ ¥ pr pa ee a ‘i i TON FASHION BUREAU, No, 132 East Twenty-third street, New rn 4 pily, but your case may prove an ex-| the woman before him. den jus efore to ; i 0! tamps for each pa ordered. pebadiie ste i. ‘ eption to the rule. If the man you|tice on an enemy most beautiful Woman Obtain 3 York. Send 10 cents in coin or stamp Lteill : These IMPORTANT—Write your name and aduresr plalaly, sad ale ways specify size wanted. battling with her own weapc a purpose that filled her wh querable being. (To Be Continued.) e i i are too young tv 1 love is old enough to choose for himself | “Some slave has offended you again?” @ath other. Do you think I did wrong, —that is, twenty-fiveshis brother has a Herod, peevishly. "Or some Ju- @s ft iovo him very much? He seraia | no right to interfere, dean pas lalled io bow to whe ground @ uncon-) § Patterns