The evening world. Newspaper, August 22, 1908, Page 8

The Harv) wlorld, Published Dany Hxcept Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 68 te 6 Park Row, New York. | JOSEPH PULITZER, Pree, 1 Kast 1d Sireet. J, ANGUS SETAW, See, ‘Tress. 971 Woot 11h Street, }atered at the Post-Offlce at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter, [ {ption Rates to The Evening | For England and the Continent and ay for the United States All Countries tn the International ‘ostal Union. ‘ FAITHFUL SERVICE. HE Pennsylvania Railroad publishes! a list of 316 employees who have served the road for half a century or more in a humble capacity. One has the extraordinary record of 69 years of service and twelve have been in the company's employ for above 58 years. Other cases of a lifetime devoted to one employer are those of the office and the New York clerk who received a complimentary dinner on the conclusion of his half century of service with the same firm, But the dean of all faithful employees is the gardener on Lord Palmerston’s estate in England, who has worked there continuously for 76 years. A parallel instance of a life passed in a narrow environment was that of the Catskill farmer who lived for 98 years within a radius of four /miles of his birthplace. These examples of faithfulness and contentment command respect Such lives illustrate homely virtues which are growing rarer and con- trast with the careers of the rovers and rolling stones from whom so- ciety’s vagabonds are recruited. Yet they excite melancholy reflections on the opportunities lost and arouse sympathy for the humility which aspired no higher. Their sober wishes never learned to stray from the beaten patch. They revolved in the most contracted of orbits, content with their treadmill round and deaf to ambition. Men of this stamp are necessary to a nation’s stability. They give) Mt fixity and permanence. They anchor society. But in them lie none of the qualities which make for national greatness. They produce no Tess of the Boarding House Holds Forth on the Woes of “Gerries’’ alle And Tells the Tale of a Somnolent Car Journey From Coney Island '* <i win an" pilgrims who cross the sea and plant new colonies, They furnish no} explorers or pathfinders. Not from them come the great captains of war or industry, With such men in the majority there would be no) California and no Alabama. There would be no great West and no American republic. The American continent itself would be unknown, Civilization would be at a standstill. If these conditions of contentment prevailed boys would never leave the farm to win the great prizes of life. The log cabin would never lead to the White House. A Rockefeller would remain satisfied with a small sion business in a country The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, August 22, 1908. a Out of the Bag! @y MM. Oe Zayas. question lal! down | Reel put Adrian in a trance and he discovers that 20 Wives; -:- -:- | Or, Why the Hearth Loses Its Lustre, | ( Se By Barton W. Currie No, 19—The Wife That |peavle over her pets, pourtne in the! ars language compared with whie Adores Pets, jeere are no ravings In all the corm dors of Matteawan. [t ts mightil BRHAPS you! ltting for a husband to harnd ‘edu P knew she and supposedly rational spouse gurgling adored pets and gargling and golng into welrd rap before you mar-/ tures over a wire-haired mut. ‘ted her. Possibly! Nor wil t do him a bit of good to you and the J. Protest, She will not fly Into a tem: nese poodia fou per or slam about the treasured cera t to the wire/ mics. Would that she might. Instead ing the court- she wit drop a solitary tear upon the Pp, and when thelving brow of her pet hound she tendered you : her fluttering hand and heart you ex Mted over the poo- dle. And in your exultation you for men wantonly got all abowt the future and the part | for the vivisect dogy 8 of m him'a cruel man rs slimsy wimey rt of thing that driver take up the cudgelt fonists, Unhappy vie Brooklyn mune? ad type fae that antmal would play {n your domestle tims of wives that ac ait woul’ 66 years in the same newspaper menage |vou not one and all je with @oulisk That ts the way with most men to Slee to s whom matrimony eventually m only the support of a wife, tut the maintenance of woolly Felix “Precious Zin’ never wake up to the fact of t xoavuted In the interest and behalf of erle until It 1s quartered on them, until sclenon? What tortures have vou not they are launched {rrevomwbly into the endured at their hands! How long they duties of trained nurse to a Mexican held vou in utter scorn, sniffing cone hairless, a Loo hound, a narrot. sundry | temptuously at your heels, teeding de canaries and an assortment of tabbles. | flantly upon vour slippers and favorite Dog. That Noble Animal. Dog, That pipe, chawing up vour books and maga True Friend of Man. How many times zines, Invading vour den and taking pos ld you read that beautiful sentiment n of its every cozy nook and cor and indorse {t! Ah, yes! But was e chair! You dared not lav before the situation was reversed and hand upon them for fear of atarting th Fido's matnspring pluoke t In a hottie? Would It no souls to see Trixy and dea yyy BW “Cruel Man Is Jealous!” ‘ t Noble Blped, and works of the sobful one. Hating nd of Dog with rising nassion, vou hed to ves Pets regards and carry for them: lead them d kind. about on a leash; wash them and « self to slay a them; in the case of poodles shear them Jesign anc n thelr backs. You and with admlrable You have ¢ about Ia- des not extend her belled as ‘The Husband of the Lady thought wy shoulder was a pillow of |Cx@uisite tenderness to man-at With the Dogs.” or men have shook ha¥, and faded away in , hurry; s0 I jnot to him. thelr heads sagely as vou vassed by, had nothing else to do but plke them| He may be wilted with the heat and whispering to their friends, “There goes 1, yet 1s In- a man who knows more about fleas then Major Souse knows about snakes." ‘as time tries her o oft. Her dress looked as if it came Worn With the day's t through four wringers, two of her |Cumbent upon him to alr one brown puffs were playing tag with her |Rousehold kennel, wash the Angora or It is a pretty spectacle to see an able- collar, and her bonnet sat everywhere |S8élst the bird in {ts moultine process, | bodied man with Hackenschmidtlan but on the right spot on her head, j_ “That's all nonsense, Will, ateut vour shoulders and bulging biceos jeading “The poor gerries were all In, and being tired.” she will say pottishly. around an antmated muff of an early while I sat th I, tried to dope out “You fust want to be cruel to my |morning or perhaps skulking In the posed to have, darlings." Then she wil! hue to her|dark. It ts a wonder to other men how all the fun she was sup; How would you Ike to lug three trou. | 080M an animal of the bob-tailed he can pass a drug store without buying | itt k reat a varie! fi e “umey umsy a lump of cyanide, town. Farmers would plow with ‘ ble-maicers around ail day, and see that Yarlety and batho th umay ‘wumey|@ lumo oC ovenie, tl Queen forked sticks, as the Egyptians an elderiy lady at they didn't do anything foolish enough S*oozelum’ with her tears jot Spades in the perilous game Orked = SUCKS, a3. ne Egyptians y lady at, pleved. Who woukl amalgamate our railroads or loot our traction There would be none to The nation would disintegrate from dry rot. The faithful employee is the “Oh, he's got another kick coming be. | cause some poor gerry woke up in the car | he was In last night and yelled far four- teen why people can't leave the babies at| home, tied up to the foc instead of lugging them into Just to siiow them off. He sald just a} to eall for an undertaker? One biue-| 1t !8 very edifying to hear a woman | hearts, hair Just lke mine, was id in her arms, another | siviatstenieierws ee Ref ections of a Bachelor Girl, By Helen Rowland. band, and using her lap for a mop. Pres: who still belleve that marriages are made In n the car, and the heavy faces they | wore when that poor gerry cried was enough to give vou the willles, One “There were about twenty old hats Hea t take a lot of comfort in being able te nm ; lay calamities Ike that on Providence, foundati of business secur 7 long drink of water alongside of me i unda sine ecu ago that If he had his way : y trir fs such a burden that most men are But there are other virtues which sa wliolralaed: | sald, “They ought to. introdixe that kid te aaa ae i tees G Tb them bear it, ut tl are i which Pa rult teas Am pian tap iran ava heave Hand andi AUIRGRAUEISz TIS forced to find a fuMy blo } y to an employer's interests—fidelity to one’s These homely lives of faithful service are : t opposite sald, ‘Oh, no, my yecome a butterfly, but the man who mare HTL PSST Hee ir ty fi Fi pay butter as if yon old red You know, the one y friend, You should never use your rie? y and then expects her to turn bac vith a view to improvement and the development tert Well, she went hand on a child: use a club And all gruo needs some lessons in natural history. once upon a ti me you were down the way home that poor Henrietta To a man the horrid thing about a sheath skirt ts that Imirable examnl f te Lee ot All lookir never raised a ki but smiled like a him nothing to speculate about nor particularly acumirable examples of their kind, but the é not mended tc cL § a ; Me nel kind, but th € Not mmended to vy faces dot s kid let na candy factory."* t to sture at on rainy mornings, can youth for emulation, a gerry is his togg “But her husband all this Of course, there ts a seamy side to love, as to everye " ote os » forget that they passed through looke to remark, making AERIAL CAMP GROUNDS. Given a half acre plot high in air and that is to say, a skyscraper roof—what better summer resort could be desired by stay-at-home city dwellers?, Here j altitude reached by express elevators in fort seconds, The experience of three women who pitched their tents on the top of a downtown office In Black and White building is narrated in the Sunday World Ma 2; The Sunday World contains much besides of direct interest to women—in particular an article on the growing feminine enthusiasm for sailing, and outlining the course of instruction in steering, rope ng and setting the sails required to make"the candidate competent to dle a boat. Mlustrations of “s appeal to then, as will mate desc! heiresses, raight foot” walking, the new society fad, will the account of the return of the ruff and the inti- Tipton of Miss Margaretta Drexel, most eligible of American The heroine of the burial alive episode in Sandusky recounts her sensations under hyp trance. An amazing story is that of the Yale man whose mind came back—who went mad, suffered in asylums and wrote a book which has inspired a national movement for the rational treatment of the insane, Letters from the People. é more n it comes right ground who has to stand for the whole ‘Th: c dd remote from street noises— night beside yo Here's something. of tresh air at a mountain —— zie had to kiss them three times when down to the they coming he: Adrian and myself! me from Luna when You know that should hop on the car you) little blonde across the street in the hubby and the children. The Virginia elf, her was fast asleep, sawing wood.” 5. 5 4 % thing else, but no man will go about wearing either hig coat or his emotions wrong side out. “Where most husbands are when| When a man beging to grow uncomfortably stout it i] they're needed,” Tess replied, adjust-| a positive sign that that ta the only thing on earth that worries him. ing a new five‘nch lace collar, “he} The rman wo sieals a kiss ought to know better—that ts, If there IS anythin, better than a stolen A108 he hand that rocks the cradle may be the hand that rules the world, tr B B the hand that rvles a husband {s the hand that holds the purse atrings, y J. K, ryans. Throw yourscit at a man's head—and find yourself under hie feet, ERI OLE The Treadmill. = By Cora M. W. Greenleaf. E’™ morn we awaken to eat, 3 reach, and capturing a ELEN ROWTAN® lone biscult. To labor throughout the long day; At night we return home to sleep, And thus the swift years roll away. Like the dumb beast, we toil in our need, Our life passing steadily by. We live, and we labor, and breed; ‘We eat, and we sleep, and we die, Like cattle that work.tn the fleld Thelr daily monotonous round, , We tofl on, unknowing Life's yield, Only sure of our six feet of ground, And when the proud spirit 1s tree From its cumbersome wrappings of clay, ' What has ft gathered—ah me!— Ot wisdom, to carry away? ———___. ; THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES, The Unwrtiten Law, My father t* only fitty years of T the itor of The Bven'n ¥ ort | age and + nd has had thirty ‘five I ace there ts a hi at the newer experience as a first-olass mia. nist, but he haa been idle nearly nine hs, and It's a rep sory. "You're too 0 This sort shooting scrape {s to be garnished with appeals to tie ¥ the name of al) must this “unwntt into our ears / Mme. Justice t and write tt? of the Fame we are laying \ . takes the Why doe nen x da ff sometime oF mm out ¢ Suma. y and some- In Trouble. | Toot, Toot! ITTLE Newman's mother had WOMAN on the train entering L faithfully tried to answer his A Grand Rapids asked the ¢on- questions in regard to death and ductor how long the cars stopped the future life, and he had been told) at Union station. + that when he died just his soul would! ye replied: “Madam, we atop just wil eye the tines ends tn some ragh net or s £0 to heaven. four minutes, from two to two to two @arth of one id L. K \ family is dispossessed. What ' One day he came running in trom his | two." O14 Age and Work, one do fn such @ predicament? One play, and in excitement said: “Mamma,| The woman turned to her companion Bo the Editor of The Evening World put out on the street. If he bes no e here, you've give seventeen men bases Kind Party—Now, little man, what will you do with that quarter I gave you? if just my soul goes to heaven what | and sald: * T have read the verious methods one where to go he ia arrested for vagmncy, | game, not no six-day walkin’ Little Man—Gee, boss, I'll marry Mamie here, an’ start housekeepin’ at once! am [ going to button my pantsion to?” | ‘I wonder if he thinks he's the whistle tates in a9 endeavor to secure employ. _ EON, on the. engine,"-Outdogr Lita +”