The evening world. Newspaper, August 20, 1908, Page 12

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thwrsday, August 20, 1908. i aarld, The Rough-Rider. Nos, 39 to 63 By M, De Zayas ODOLOIOL MAYO COO OOO, 20 Wives; -:- ae Or, Why the Hearth Loses Its Lustre. PTS, By Barton W. Currie che Published Dally Excep FOCOUDCODOOCOGY by the Presa Puniishing Company, Dack Row, New York SOSEPH PULITZER, Pra, t Rat 138 Stree 1 ANUS SAW Bee Treat Bubserty Wr World t wee One Yerr One Mo! No, 18—The Wife With | Wry rrinccry ccetutea tan-ne ees ’ a) | dissolve ensily, the Fainting Habit, |“7" ValtE huaead Gk ae AINTING as! will at first be terribly alarmed at these F ® fine art is| graceful altppings into coma He will not confined begin to notice after a while, however, tothe stage. There| that she always has on her silk stook- in a class of wives) ‘ngs, smartest little boots and frothiest that, If the oppor- | lace, At tintes It {s necessary for her to tunity offered to! flop with her boots up, tilted of course perform in public, | at @ gentle angle, but sufficiently of an should overwhelm angle to show the ailk and the valence with gehame the, fect of creamy lingerie, test histrionto| The revival of a wife with the faint- it in the world, !ng habit is an Interesting phase of the mpared with the SubJect. Bmeiling salts or « small jalt home variety of of brandy la a conmrmon remedy, She swoon, the stage Will count on these, and when she opens faint js @ coarse her eyes and gasps, “Where am I?’ and amateurish exhibition reach out her band for them. She will Th & poor fellow !n every man’s #180 expect a little spraying. acquaintance whose domestic lot t# “John, if I should faint," ghe wit ad blighted by a fainting wife She can Vise you, ‘spray me with violet water,” not only faint at the drop of the hat, She will be sure to wear a garment that but at the flutter of an eyelash. She this delicate sort of spraying will not can faint standing up, sitting down, !nyure. Should you thoughtlessly epray riding in an open barouche soaring her with Ink or @ glass of stout, or & vioft tn a balloon, tripping along the Jar of blackberry Jam ehe will be fur sands by the sounding sea Ina bridge fous at you when she comes to, But rush. at a bargain counter, {n the kit- {f you repeat your absent-mindeness chen, !n the parlor, on the v da, in several es you may cure ner of her the conservatory, Where can she not passion for swooning. 4 mart set rick Townsenc \ nd unw ‘in to ay gay vould have disgraced the court ot Louis XIV," and writhed under ° lash of criticism directed at its | “scandalous living it has Uecti purified and redeemed. } But a “smart set’ made moral can no longer deserve the name. It | will lack the essential characteristics which gave it distincti If tt | Statement is true, the nation is In danger of losing one of its cher / institutions, | With a denatured smart set we shall retrograde socially, will hold the mirror up to every torm of extr for novelties for amusement, take nidnieht baths lic Mair give monkey dinmers and defy the established conventions of morality Who will set the pace for the rest of society and furnish ordinary humas ity with occasion for envy, amazement, imitation and censure? Repre- sentations should be made to the Four Hundred to resist the reformatory efforts of their leader in the public interest and to avert the threatene: social calamity. She Will Always Fiop on Something Soft She can faint “i anywhere In the The wife whose With no smart set of its own American society will be forced to turn {o London or Paris for leadership, to accept the pincl.beck for the simon Pure article. Being headless it will become humdrum. It will revert to! conditions » If In the merest part faint. No, not if you blew the cellar ¢ she may acute in- inferior and discarded standards, to the plain round of social functions! xp Into her boudolr, "1 have Unrelieved by the inventions of a Lehr. If Puritanic traditions prevail ant eile alaayietit rt Ath : Tn aalb and Priscilla becomes the type of society girl, where will dukes and nly her husband and the Norwegiar thy on her princes o aiid are around to w the droop { to faint, princes go for brides? CHICAGO, Aug. 20.—The following telegram has been despatched by a8. P. G A. and to other animal-lovers whose sympathies have gone out to rae y and stilts An anaemic smart set would be a loss to the press and the pnitpit. nore fancier to Taft: “Have %,200-pound saddle horse named ‘Buffalo’ the luckless naga lately ridden by Taft. Several \inofclal suggestions hai! sowhat some fottics lassy swoon The “Sunday features” of both would be largely curtailed. Where, then,| Biggest animal in Towa end guaranteed to carry any ght up to a ton, already been made as to suitable mounts for the Republican candidate. J aa i in and sorawny past. would our Upton Sinclairs find the material for lurid novels of metropoli-, Offer you this horse.” This message will bring balm to the hearte of the! cmsitcs | tan life? Without a smart set in Rome we should have had no Juvenal, wae ae : : : : er A moral wave at the courts of Charles Il, and the Louises would have “The Count”? Chivalrously Flies to the Aid of Beauty in Distress | denied us Grammont and left of hist liveliest blank. A Hy ; i Deh ay anon ye ham eee and Finds that the Days of Knighthood Are Back in the ‘‘Discard”’ But the uses of a smart set are not restricted to literature. The By Joseph A, Flynn, | "70s. for there, right over his lett answer, There's a certain dream in) with me, and he was crying for a hos- more It is reformed the less It will serve as a moral agency in the sense) y Josep 6 FLYMMe optic, was ® beautifully colored lump thle burg that thinks I'm pretty good,| pital in two languages, when bing!| gracefully dr f curl, Very ra e family board, un , perhaps, she dis aa hair tn butter or takes a mouthful of ex- ways ai t potato, Then she wit], posure, than wh eo herself a her chair, more terrible bh lunger of ex- could be no tating! fation | HENCE he | of large proportions—a black eye. He and every night I lose some beauty| like a ton of coal, she came down| tlutter her eyelids and pass away. | The dismal ls beneath the waters i that the exposures of financlal corruption have served as moral lessons, 7 W derived bis} saw my astonishment and remarked enooze in the hay thinking about her. | plump on this lamp. If you ever have the opportunity to/o? the Ro 18 ore strewn with | If high soclety !s shorn of its main functions, where will the general pub.) 4 title is a!in an undertone Well, yesterday afternoon I was rat-/ “I never stopped to say good-by, but | observe this little witely folble you will Pi | estimony of mystery. Where he; "This 1s a bird, isn't it? The boss tling home on a trolley. We were run-| grabbed my bonnet and reached for tre] notice that the flopping Is never attand- divera Turkish harems. Alas! the Boe nailed from, 9/18 on the Job now for keeps, but he'll ning good and strong when the com-jcar, Like a lame fish I nalled the|ed by bump. She will always flop on, phorous |s many hundred leagues away. one seemed to! blow out In a minute, and I'll slip you pany's money got maxed; and we were) platform, while she helped him Pick know, One after! the whole etory.” himself together, Then the car rat- fic look for conspicuous examples of misconduct to use as texts to point fi moral reproof? The Stoux alls divorce colony will suffer an irrep. arable loss of prestige. noon he drifted) In @ few moments the proprietor left; “The trucks were making en awful | tled on again” e into the Univer-| the restaurant, and the ‘Count’ leaned racket, and the girlies were annoying) “Well, | am amazed," I exclaimed, The Bankru YY ron Fizzle sai, and begged! on the counter and delivered himself the decorated windows trying to figure | sulting the action to the word by fish. ‘ ‘i u ny Hse the proprietor for | of the following | out what they ought to look Ike, when| ing a real oyster out of the soup be- a job at anything! “Now, you needn't ptke around this all of a sudden I saw Her. There she| fore mo, “I have read of such tales By Lilian Bell, All he wanted was ‘ood factéry for the nearest way out was, with her back to me, standing) before, but thought they only oxisted a fighting chabce i'm not going to spring the #ad story on the sidewalk; and I forgot every-/in the writer's imagination. Such con- ECENTLY bur who are at work, and he! of my life on you, so don't get weary thing but my first name. Just then @| duct on the part of a young lady oer R two notorle h which they got It right off the bat. You've got a sneak-. wide article dropped out of a chunk tainly calis for the severes. censure ous persons, (itd Hite) ee SS SP y The Universal fe one of those famii-| ing !dea in your dome that this genuine of alr and said something to her with | What explanation haa she offered sin whowe extrava- |: inded would voluntarily assume rs ea A ter types of “quick lunch’ restaurants, hand-painting !s a beautifully decorated a heavy Jaw. She came right back with then to soothe your wounded fee gance has fur- or _hono it looks very . | that dot our crowded city ‘orb, haven't youl Well, those are my some snaps, and, before she knew where, ‘'None at ali,’ the ‘Count’ r ed gossip for much Ike an at take advantage TW] \ | Yesterday I dropped in for my lunch,| sentiments, too, I got this trying to'to take {t, he handed her a full fist eee ornate 6 Losciotiyestenis of the confidence his s had ip } |es usual, but the moment I glanced at| play the real thing with @ bonnet in'in the middle of the eyes, That was of tits to it. ‘You seo it wasn't Her, Ha i and ab pay for f the “Count” I saw something was distress, but never again! Here’s the enough for yours truly, Off the car! It was somebody else all the time” pee oe Haan Works hore arealtors GE\ | is Y selves of the is | uencs of you come to think of tt, isn't Isn’t It Always the Way ? & 2 2 By H. A. Sohl tir own folly; |tho pationes of the! Anieriean people ’ with the result) wonderful? How much that many an hon- est person who trusted them will lose money Ju { No. The smart set should be preserved in its present integrity. Any regulation or reform will merely diminish its usefulness to general so- ciety. The “parties that would have disgraced the court of Louis XIV.” give us a tableau of those times. From the smart set we know how Lucullus dined, how Antony wooed, how Cleopatra loved, By it we are enabled to understand what it is to dissolve pearls in wine (of | the approved champagne vintage furnished by the favorite agent). It | On the oth hand, many &A Who overcharged them wi i unity to rob them, But, as to pay in taxes; n riot; of annulment and fovlish recone of entunglements ered about in pre proceedings one d Ws the nh h are but wh times makes ve a anrigh contributes alternately to our amusement and to our disapproval, but at tur to a chaos of Yate and hint delicately tn the ab v & \ that only the initiated can une i all times to our interest. which needs no further UP ye estand; of the apectacle uf what priv It 1 standards for a thousand flouri cities. To dena- ‘ n the hankruptey law ts used to frei a ante er arg nee ture the smart set would be no less a deprivation to Oshkosh and Kala- > 5 |rid a man o business debis whic iseuus details of these most ine ( y hae : of him mazoo than to New York. It is the fine flow. . hn ara & t him, \ liseased rk. It is the fine flower of our plutocratic t m zetting on his t » treated in and should not be touched I at it is performing, protect Mths ich it was enacted runs up biils public f » Whole fa ining amuok; of the millio: f dollars’ worth: of indebtedness tn in the trial by des—and then what? kruptey, to get out from under Letters from the People, isand dollars for 0 for ems run on “Bs pt eee 3 heir share of It! p is ‘huconon s ; reopl New York go i t The Man Who Huma, \the house damp, 12 says | es WILL MAY HAVE nei wee yl Peed pelt ant oe To the Editor of The Hventne World wall from getting Baten FAULTS BUT HE ens Ne BY 1 of Justice that such an 0! ‘The people get it in the neal | 4 ay it, If arm the br if fi AuL AS LOW , ‘ take advantage of the law to de every time, It ls only the millionaires _ S editors who xo through bankruptey! { Beware of the It six are Taye r uly, S And in the case of the d H still continue to pay i Se & a ; miiltonaire, whose relatives are likewise the price, even in these lard times, ‘ In the World Almanac, so rion that they do not know exactly That's what the people are (orl Fallacies About Mars. ; e By Prof. Simon Newcomb, 1 W ! re Compe S between Mars and Venus, the latter is probably better adapted to Ite P| a nf t ) A Girls Solution | than the former, always supposing that other conditions than those of 2 \ f temperature are fulfilled. Ir 1s quite likely that a planet revolving iba A {dway between the orbits of the earth and Venus would be better a. (Rated) oss pied than our earth Is to the development of the higher forms of life, Nataraliats and Rullders, \hoy w seems from all the data We can gather from science that Mare etter adapted to life than the region around the north pole of our earth w \ iy a0) LYN H o tops of the highest mountains. The conditions on Mars seem to be uns Reick Rouse spoils the bricks and makes Yonkers, N. ¥, favorable to any form of life unless af the very lowest order.—Harper'a Weekig, (lila, mA