The evening world. Newspaper, August 15, 1908, Page 8

te eee irs The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, August 15, 1908. | sweemess among the mam. ers, schedules are to be revised| ‘ a - bie sedhairn ie enamel sr ee fy a Hike Sh all the People Rule ? ps i ‘ ° All Baba and Robin Hood. Rules Committee Dalzell has said it. Chair- | f Pelitehed Dally Hxcept Sunday by the Press Punishing Company, Nos, 68 te 68 man Sereno Payne lives with no other thought, would hie back to the By Maurice Ketten. | ; BAe BOM NSY Let Ways and Means Committee for none other purpose. So the little ball 4 1° GOSEPH PULITIER, Pros., 1 East 18 Gireet, J, ANOUS BTUAW, Bee. Treas, 101 West 117th Street , f ' Ee ertsred at the PowtsOfon ali New York oa Aacond-Class all Matton 9 [COTS merrily round and round; the earth belongs to the saints and we For England and the Continent, and are the saints, for {t Is thus and only thus that virtue 4s rewarded and 1 Union, that vice Is punished. Se Son <3 The country had sixty years of this kind of thing under a historle a Ae, HERG ) Democracy, which forgot the author of its being and grew so strong Rada al uae : and corrupt that It was able to make its exit fram power the signal for }a bloody war, We have had now nearly fifty years of the Republicans, HENRY WATTERSON ON THE POLITICAL | ,.4,, like the Democrats before them have forgotten the author of their OUTLOOK. |being, If they be permitted with each recurring quadrenmial to renew ' L |their lease through the sale of dispensations and offices, what might As are the signal for their exit betide? The one-party power is as dangerous as HE jcieeet teas of The the one-man power, In thme all the professional rogues contrive to get World — touching : things on the winning side, Rotation in office used to be good Democratic political and pending has’ doctrine, Rotation of parties were better Republican doctrine, ‘The real, awakened hope in those Demo- underlying issue, therefore, of this campaign is whether the unorganized crats who love their country, WhO! masses of the people, without a commissariat, are able to win a battle think and feel; in short, who ar© apainst an organized army of regulars supplied with all the muniments Democrats in the largest and truest) of war, Sense, It makes a most unequal array. They call {ta ¢. The phrase These do not all Tive on the other | is “Playing the game.” Well, if card olay, if horse Sd is to Lae side of the Alleghanies and the! the Democrats are beaten in advance, because the Republicans hold the Bh Ridge, Some of them yet cards, and all their cards are marked; they have the record horses and the abide in the East, It seems, how-| crack riders, and all their ways are greased for them. Yet sometimes ever, Incredible—speaking under happens that the elements in their wrath rise upon their hind legs— the spur af honest indignation, It 18/45 they rose against Napoleon at Waterloo—exclaiming, ‘So far, and shameful—that seven millions of 4, farther” Maybe they are gathering to spring In November. Any- voters dwelling in the South and) _ nae a ‘i y, tt Is up to the voters, the word belng: “Last call for dinner In the West— good Americans every OnE | dining carl” of them—tave not only no news- m1 in the great city of New i Ge os. a (is pe seal The anti-Bryan habit has become a mania with some and {s an in this national campaign, but that | affectation with others, It ill fits the Democrat who wears it. Should a Pare lho metropolitan news. | 500d soldier turn tail merely because he does not like the commanding Pubecription Rates to The Evening World for the United States 80 cry VOLUME 49 Ene gs 2 “here they are not misre. | Seneral? ’ pees ie are blacklisted, | Rarely Indeed do Indivituals menace Institutions; never except the The pretext for this poor quality | elements of danger concur with the opportunities of ambition, Mr. Roose ‘ | GHOHENRY WATTERSON statesmanship and journalism elt might have been a peril because the third-term proposition with a CHASE ‘such a man for its leader was full of possibilities; but Mr. Taft fs not YOURSELF) fs.@ single name; one man, admittedly patriotic, upright and clean, Yet i t h 4p Now York lives and thrives off the West and South; makes outcry @ Peril, and Mr. Bryan is not a peril, beyond the tendencies hefore them ) against freight and other discriminations; is occasionally moved to a and the fore | behind them; for personally they are good men, with ) ‘humor which looks very like jealousy of Chicago and St. Louis, Why’ Patriotic intentions, : Should this be so? Obviously either because of some dissonance of Mr. Taft is an old-line Republican of the school of Garfield and sympathy—for there are not wanting plenty of common interests—or Sherman, The Roosevelt veneering is too thin to last. That is why the lack of breadth of grasp and sagacity of vision, The iron-lad par- he is so agreeable to Wall street. Mr. Bryan is an old-line Democrat tyism of the Tribune may be dismissed with the tag “Taken for Granted,”| of the school of Jefferson and Jackson and Tilden brought to date. The proprietary brand of the Hearst organs is too ever-present to have Though his coat may seem of many colors, he is faced the same way that Htself seriously considered. But the cosmopolite indifference of the|they were faced, Is travelling the same toad that they travelled, and is! Herald, the pert cynicism of the Sun and the toplofty turgidity of the|meeting the same torrent of abuse that they met. He commands by {Times—not to mention the frisky pomp of the Evening Post, which! cholce the identical body of men which each of them in his day and seems still to be edited on the heaven side of Jordan—bode nothing less| order commanded. | than a new sectionalism, This is of menace alike to New York and| Disappointed in Mr. Cleveland, the masses of the party in the yest) = = EET aoe z eee eee the country at large and South turned elsewhere for a leader, They found him in Mr. Bryan, ‘ ’ ( ” It was the South which sought to mule, and did rule for a season,|and unless they be gainsaid by the selectmen of the party in the East, | The Chorus Girl Can t Make Managers ‘Come Across, through the oligarchy of African slavery, The bottom fell out of a tub) they will elect him. How can any Eastem Democrat, who is a Demo-| ° qj | too full of self-indulgence, of misdirected opulence and pride; yet the|crat, refuse them his compantonship simply because he fears that! So Now She Is Going to Scare Them by Leaving Town. splendid manhood of the South came perilously near to dragging the|{fMr. Bryan gets into the White House he will run away with the temple into the vortex of its own ruin, An unequal system of taxation! moon? We know very well In advance what Mr. Taft will run CEH has piled up in the East fabulous riches, ‘The Aristocracy of slavery at with in case he gets there, for has not the cost of government multiplied | ' the South is succeeded by the Aristocracy of money in the East. | many {mes over under the syndicated conditions of Republican admin. Fifty years ago the moral mature of the North revolted against Afri-| istration, to say nothing about the abolition of Congress as a delibera- can slavery. It refused to concede any virtue to the “peculiar institu |\tive body and the steady upbuilding of the splendid government so, tion’ of the South, just as to-day the workers on the farms and in the dreaded by the fathers in Israel? mills are coming to stigmatize all wealth as “predatory wealth” and to! The trend of Republicanism is toward a soverelgnty Imperial In give this an Eastern trade-mark. Hugging its constitutional rights to its character, having merely a Democratic nomenclature. The trend of bosom—its ruffled-shirted bosom—the South refused to look beyond.| Democracy is toward simpler things and wider agencles in popular Hugging aig Privileges to its bosom—not all of it throbbing with government. Under Buchanan some progress had been made toward the philanthropy avowed by Mr. Harriman and Mr. Rockefeller—the | acy of power, Under Roosevelt the progress has been start- East, through its newspaper oracles, refuses to see anything in the mele Geo SEY Surely some a should be put upon) = meat imines ae 4 ae Moca e Eaa eae Paani Ra viarasrstaest ie Meare auniee out ae test of the West and South but ignorant clamor, and, denouncing Roose-|t, If we must worship something, let it be ideals, and not heroes, If foul eet with any how for the chorus, but I'm standing out for Itnes oF | stock, CEN ee Ole Cm irate velt, is preparing to follow Taft upon a plan of battle facing two ways;| we must hate something, let It be the Provable that {s base, not the fig-| Matin dita Kan esate Wrirsseniand Bra eremesreall aie cheats Keeping 30 handy busy. I looked around and eaw he had « Y for, if Taft be not Roosevelt, his pretensions are fraudulent; but if he! ments of factional and sectional prejudice. All of us want good govern.|(" the back row with me, x: working for him and ast him why he eat he had 20 hands + hoes 4 : ’ Hh ; Mners that docsn’t all y and hi {4, ‘You don't see any one-armed men among them, be Roosevelt the integrity of the public polity, which is the interest of ment, Under Taft we get the same old rings and groups, of wheels Tanguay don't: not thet she! Ore ae sure-fire hits {s already farmed out and has the picture of some popular fluff on the cover. By Roy L, McCardell. "The only eate way {8 to get a good song writer and marry him and make 467 DON'T know ff it gets worse in this business every him give you exclusive rights to sing svery ‘nit he writes, But the trouble !8, as I season, or if it Just seems 80!" said Chorus Girl, ‘many a @ to her sorrow, as soon as you marry a composer of pop- "| know I'm going to make my exit now. I'm golpg n {s songs don't take and he blames {t on you to visit the folks in Altoona, Pa., where there {s kind ‘yey McK is being fresh-alred up at Old Man Moneyton's country hearts for me after the first shock of disappointment that |p| on the Hudson, and has gone !n for outdoor sports such as fishing off I don't bring home anything but myself and ha ad bridges, trying to caich trains row ocarfaro to ramp away, | AN th songs I liked, such as ‘Are You Sincere” and ‘A Big Time To- “The Shuberts 1s golng to send out thirty shows, and nt,’ was already being featured ty Adele Ritchie and Lew Dockstader, and while 1 didn’t sign, Melville Hills told me he'd send for me rtine’ and ‘I Want Some One to Call Me Dearte’ was already put out when he wanted me. rated songs in the nickelettes, and I will not—I say I will not—compete “But will he want me? I have halt a mind to go over | with them sing-In-the-dark balladists, to the Syndicate, only what's the use? Tt ain't ay if I was| “I just made up my mtnd to take my vacation and have everybody looking no longer petite, for in the theatrical bi ess {f you lose | for me and saying, ‘Where {s little Brighteyes? @o I am going home for two your shape you lose your grip, and all the screams is for | weeks and just sev How this town oan get along Without me, death an look at ‘em, all of them playing leads or top| hundred people ther name up !n the electrio sign. At least, Eva | working for hin ns seb 4 fj Selfish, but business {s business, and when she | do you?’ like that. the people and the fountain of all good, were safer with Bryan, Inside of wheels, slicked over with bogus reforms, Under Bryan we get comes on in mustoal epllepties and sings ‘I Don't Care! I Don't Care! | iq wonder If the folke at home will be stad to see me? This is not an epi ‘am, but a fact, very easy of exposition i“ oY (i; ahioh wh * wise it from me t mie don’ app!y the words of that ditty to how billed. “Thene 19 one sure way to find out, and that is !f ma don’t say, ‘Well, Laty, ? faa) at least a halt and a look, a change which will be useful tf only for) “Wait til Harry Lauder comes back and them two clash! My word, some-| you are welcome, but you Ww sind {¢ I put you to sleep on the partor wate? ip at Bin A kK body will be cat ing! IRA ABRIAEHIAEETH ATOR! i ade ofa Ig guaraiteed to give you curvature of the epine If you I. the sake of the change, with not a particle of danger to any Honest| Py, wil be chught bending! Tt wil be something that cun't’be stopped amacke | tat parter gots 8 Fuatactced fo El Jer ae er that hte turned /First let us clear away the brush heaps. Interest. | "T went to the Casino yeatiddy to have Melville Ellis try my volos, Thadn't|piue and shiny, and !¢ your grip relaxes you flip out om the floor Ike sliding a helter skelter. When pa has overspent himself on pay nights and has locked him out of his bedroom, M4 always stops at the round- ‘Oh, you needn't sing. I know how you alng, mn knows ma le! he { 884 our slogan was “Turn th o ty peeled my music when he say! boleths mean nothing. Had In the gampaign of 1884 our sloga Turn the rascals out!” rire a por you {f T want you!" Party promises count for litt e, party s the Democrats remained true to their pledges of 1852 the sectional war Since every rascal exposed by Roosevelt is still at large, and as defiant) “Them words of hhissen could de playyat hoth ways, and Goldie McGee tittered {house on hia way home and fills me Fae C0 vali ruth Bhan Ge sere (sti shirt 7 ‘ ‘ aale!") 1 te te 4! ERS , ‘hy mfortable to sleep on as @ pile of might have heen averted. Had Mr. Cleveland stood firmly by the plat- as ever, would not “Punish the rascals!" be a food slogan for this?)*# {ft wae an insult and nota compliment s sanded, the 0 eae OF ee aaa rase Tiet eta ex aut al ETERS oe "Mamma De Rranscomba, who always chaperons me when she thinks Pm But a night and the Treasury would be fuller, while the saints who ante to meet anv! and the fullness thereof will he none the worse Ue meant he know carfare quick you'll know ma has bunked me on ft. the acid test, kid. When you are staked form on which he was elected in 1892 the Democrats might be in power Both the jails to-day, with a tariff for revenue only settled long ago, the industries of, think they own the earth y who'll buy, say’ your voice !3 perfect soprano, and he'll send for y 2[{f I write you “Them ewayback you vistt round you can know {t means , babola : ; ; j ein ; -* soon as he get a part good enough for you!” : to one of them for yo : the country adjusted to it and everybody satisfied. One finds in Mr, for being admonished that there are still a people and a God! H, W. Wall, that's one way to take !t, but the way Goldie McGee tittered atan’e | Must rou fee going Ao soon’! an a song without Tle | Roosevelt’s “policies” nothing of antecedent Republicanism; yet 1 Manhattan Club, Aug. 14, 1908, Nsten good to muh lovnavireialwaya s\hastolm civ ; wea ae Re RiReDN esa) en As ee ay ell yet for all Manny M3 | n Pan alley atn't what tt used to de. Most of the song publishers haa [bring mother a new drtas and hand papa the price to get potted, his stridency and his manifestoes he has accomplished nothing, unless ‘metr own butldings now, uptown further, and they've ducked good old Twanty- “No? Yes?" ———$ oor it be something to frighten the timid and to intrench the thieves, Now Letters from the People. Cr ct) Pe TEEN atin eee he Condensed Gleanings. he has turned upoh the farmers. What next? ett a Paya H 6.07 West F bie ‘on Tilzer is on Forty-third, Shapiro on Thirty-ninth and Broadway and Je- * Meanwhile every abuse stigmatized by Roosevelt is of Republican nick {son Forty-first. Mamma De Branscombe says thelr coming up- SHPULFISH tn the Mediterranean fe8 @ fine ailk as fine a any fron Gg , re ra erorps fi seit) , a town was a move in the right direction, fbecause if a lady wants a cheese sand- A cocoon, The fish !s the prima 5 origination. Taft sevelt creation. His sole claim Three-Cent Fares: [Fueery ts pare? and a giacs of ther to clear her throat them plunges down aroumd Twenty. To get rid of daughters, Hast Indians AEE, then te Sere wee upon the yote of ralty is the pretense that he will carry for- ! a ’ mand ‘Twenty-ninth atreata wasn't the kind a lady should go tn unless she|the flowers are dead the girls are widows, an 14--heap, His sole hold upon the vote and the purse rome R and charitable tnstttu- tng, on the other hand, ne [is the breeder of Meves, has aleo put was with a slumming party, but up around Long Acre Square thers jan't a place A British sefentist has epoken against children praying about tying whie ward the Roosevelt pol airy respectable family to shame) put what sirl could take her own mother {f she was a good looker, 'they are asleep, Tt faa great mistake, be sald, to lst children think of auddagy of the favored few is ill not. In order to relieve him of em nd misery and has never provided “THe only trouble !s when you go around the tune shops you find all the death. 3 : Hvellhood for widows and| 2 barrassment Roosevelt is to lose himself in the wilds of Africa, It is a clever scheme, made to catch them both ways, coming and going; but is it honest and wi the Public York shee} we may have a chance-to run. See are: HENRY KIIPPBL. | 88. To the Futter of The Evening Wortdt It has, however, made many) fe the wolf square and widows and orphans, PL Listen to the Birds # w w By Bob Addams Nothing cot tion than the local No. ; When waa Jonn D, Rockefeller born? a conditions tween Roosevelt and | 7™ the Editor o Waal MRE. J. J. D, A, i exe Hughes as riv ted into a sudden and at Joan of Are wae put) i a 4 ine aneation fon Roct SUN P ted ps ay vel Pop F, | Te fhe FAltor of The Bvening World: consuming affection for | hile Parsons—erst the side eure Ifa is born tn the United States partner of Hearst—looks th ff he le to become President, no} matter what his religion creed may| be? JOHANSEN, | Shakespeare, “Midsummer Night's | Dream.’ No, Charlemagne ruled in Murphy. What is left for in The street vender s merchant and a p recalt what has | At best, i things. Anyt! and where a saner, s amiable gen House and put he so dotes uj To Reduce Weight. ot The Evening World: in L reduce my | TO the Pititor of ‘The Evening World: ering my ar Who Is the author of "What fools we J and welgh nearly | mortals be” and where {# tt found? ‘ H. ALLEIN. Republican, 3 The Evening World: eal party did John 1 8. W. es were dtrorganized at Jams'e electton, | ¢ a Republican, trines were largoly Fed- | High Tariff, si J | y wink his wea ye \ eens m BOG ADAMS & Qo gone, securely, uamolestedly to Deum Upon ihe Suudie aud soditer is saves many widows and orpana from guoceed Aduinm ae “WHY, MAME, THE IDEA OF YOU IN A SHEATH GOWN 4 AM SHOCKED." s va]