The evening world. Newspaper, August 5, 1908, Page 13

The of the Se BORGE EVANS may be right In gown: That's the kind of @ girl Getting.” At any rate, the ‘Honey Boy’ eafely be accepted as the guxpel tru the chicken crossed the street at every touch to aa old Institution, and more ac! “The Honey Boy” George Evans. By, Mr. Ragtime,” just as though ! Sentinent was as thick as weat Rose Time, Rosie,” p ly becar Fee-co-leck-shuns were brought bac! Eddie Leonard fell head o While the audience tumbled after as h aighs, It was ne before his love went to his toot and that was best time, the rag-time of night When Evans arrived it was almost time to “K our Honey Boy Good- By," and after this had been performed by one of theh fairest of his sex under over of burnt cork and a hat that be- frayed a yellow streak when It came to plumes, the “Honey Boy" had a few thousand words to say, Some of his remarks were as funny as they were mew, while others dated back to hs vaudeville days, but w no loss of Mavor. His next appearance was in a skit by George M. Cohan, “The Belle of the Barbers’ Ball.” While this sketch will Bot add to Mr. Cohan's fame as a go- @e-you-please playwright, Evans made ® as good as a waterméion while he fpent the money of a gambiin’ man from Baltimore. The answer to ‘Where !s Baltimore?” Was “Third in the Eastern League,’ @nd the laughter proved that e le fans weren't the only kind in the house, As the “caramel child’ Evans won ‘ever “The Gibson Coon," a walk-away for Julian Hltinge. Any one who is not onstitutionally opposed to a “female dinpersonator” must admire Eltinge in this bit of work, for it is decidedly clever, and more “legitinate’ ng with Evans, “Oh! purbers. than his You Coon,’ The falling star of the Rice and Prevost team took the curse off the Salome | fa @ance by giving a burlesque as the victim. The “Ato” which a was a succe! mows. the Wee perhaps, but the best minstrels since the day when minstrely were minstrels and | You get the flower of the semi-circle with the pick of vauderille, a new Evenin: eee ee g World Daily Magazine, Wednesday, be Seeds 1 SOME CLOTHES society! mi- Circle, saying of the inhabitant of the s to have--t th hen you can see what you're Minstrels of Cohan and Harris may h of minstrelsy; not exactly orthodox, performance, tive, jolly Ife at the New York Theatre than {s to be found, between any other four walls along Broadway. Any one who belleves that old story about minstrelsy being dead should hurry right on past the undertaker’s, and come in contact with the Ive wire on which Cohan and Harris have strung a show that glorifies the plantation and Eighth avenue with- out stopping to take more than one long bi ALLOW ME TO PRESENT COUNT DE LA KATESSEN! s hardly tlme to pick the newly painted orchids In the “first part” glade | down where the lavender flows into the burnt cork, and perhaps {t's just as Well, for orchids seldom grow along the | one-nght stands where the ‘Honey Boy" Minstrels will be giving noond parades when the frost Is on the julep. That they will march through the land he delight of the populace and the ot the untamed steed goes w ng, or like a Cohan step-lively Was tucked snugly into the| of every glistening minstre’| it. There was no mistak- eign once the gentlemen ay | {th ma ing the osy Were seated and the interlocutor un- locked his vocabulary of highly-scented words ter one and all had sub-| ed to the tuneful pledge, “I'll Be| to My Honey Boy," George Thateher came back to earth, and along | w 1 Join King, who sang “Good. } Peyfan sang “Meet Me tn ; WAIT FOR | ne e LET dt i} f Matt Keefe. Me! aA n Boo Loo 8 00-00-00 ay with syn (A New York Story | By Seward iW. Hopkins Author ot “ Nighistick and Nozzle.” Rice in “Bumpty Bumps. Salome dance in bare feet. js by far the best of the In fact, | musical | SYNOPSIS OF PREC DIN Bessie ig) CHAPTERS Winthrop is umhler of e, Wall atreet broker Her at his roperty” head ughes figured | ommitt A Lonely Young Man, Wear Betty: AM a young man of twenty-one, a foreigner, not bad looking, and would llke to an Amer oirl. As I am not acquainted with any young lady, I would kindly ask your advice regarding the matter. \' @ settlement club? A FOREL oh. ‘The best way to become acquainted is to join a church. The pastor will In- troduce you to the members if you tell, Bim of your lonely condition. By Join- | tng a settlement club, too, you will meet pple: You will find one at No. % Riv- ton street. He Is Not Too Old. Dear Betty: AM keeping company with a girl, Who Is nine years younger than I) am, she being twenty-two and 1 tulrty-one. Do you think the difference in our ages {8 too gre AT. K The difference in your ages should not be @ bar to matriimon: You are not too old for a girl of twenty-two. | He Prefers Blondes. r Bel JAM desperately in love with a young { man one year my senior (that is twenty-six) and | know that he also| Betty Vincent’s Aavlcs On Courtship and Marriage VuL Buy THAT BUM AND TAKE MIM OUT IN HEY, COUNT! The Million Dollar Kid 7 \ OH-HUM | 1m Wruk TiRED! / ME BACK To OE BOWERY To SELL DESE fe \ SWELL Duds.) {t Is acted upon or not. It wouldn't go near the police. of Bessie Winthrop {3 absolutely noth- Ing to me. I hate my brother. Ho |is ri I am broke, hunted by the Police, and 1 believe he aids them in preventing me from doing business, For he is mighty high-toned now that he fs rich, It would not please him to ey ge Thorne, the fii nard College have people know that I, the convicted felon, was the brother of Willoughby cler. ssion of good la the music | and, Brainard was breathing hard, almost forgotten thelr way) to. ml ae Re HE feeewtés to| “I think I can almos: understand,” CHARL urope by her brother's illness. Billy he sald. ‘You want money?” | —-— VE ae “That's what 1 came for, To get imoney and to cheat my brother. He the” po! But no trace id in for the i FD ee he Mound A ka CHILIRE. Hieee| | belt Timothy, Wiener. 8 Brainard, The 9 known ag Peter bby Thorne. role he had He times. 1s extremely fond of light ad wr hair, and when with me, ad- faites, eee mires g.ris who have yellow hair, ie) : : | told me last night that when he marries | - | he Is going to marry a girl with light| CHAPTER IX. hair, As my hair ts black, do you think | I could win this young man {I bleached | Revelations. my hair, Although I think such a thin HEN you are the son of the shows weakness of character and is “eT castier of the Algonqain iso foolish, I also think true love is Bank," said Wigger. worth anything and everything, “Yes, yes. And I always believed my X. ¥. Z| father innocent.” T do not think you can win the young] ‘He always was. I see I have got) on by bleaching your hair,| you {interested now. Your father was and I advise you not to do 80, Perhaps! incorruptible. So was George Winthrop he ts merely teasing you by his fondness| But they were iike wax in the hands for blondes. If he really loved you he|of my brother, man of many names would prefer your halr as it !s. Be-|and many vocations, and absolutely sides, his love is not worth having If | with no conscience, He ruined both.’ can be won by every blonde hea | “But—how could he compel my father i | to take the funds of the bank?” A Birthday Present, |) "I don't know. But immediately after Pear Betty the defalcation Kendrick Maple was AM ineteen years old, and Baye wealvhicr than he had been before.” been olng ch ey jeune. Baa i | Phere is rome great mystery about | twenty about tires months and S\this that baffles me,” sald Brainard, half, As his birthday is next week 1/ would like to know what would de a/ nice present to give him, ee Oe ce aye wauldrdetyeli neleord te (liens smoke, y present ie, Police: All the police in New York Oks Wi ai ica prese: " y ae Eee wan We lesa ee ee | couldn't find Blinknaohter’s house. And Sra hin} hee elec pin are aiso eq.) Kendrick Maple as such will never be helplessly, “and yet you will net permit me to tell the poll loves me, He has told me so several] ceptadie. seen again, As Willoughby Thorne he 4 — vain sts SS had asked for Bessie Winthrop in mar- riag@, and she had refused him. Natur- Anarchy Is a Disease, ally, she would not connect him with NARCHY Is a mark of disease in finds anarchistic ideas conciusive e all anarchists as dangerous lunat A HE girl who keeps cool doesn't her work. When she ls walking She does not really procrastinate, should be done and with the least amou The warmer it gets the quieter she is lamenting the warm weather Is covered with perspiration, When night comes she goes to her the sooret. She hangs a wet sheet, n¢ room. This absorbs the heat as soon as it enters the room. they do this in the tropics, and she a Bhe does her shopping before the why women are s0 silly not to start for the sweltering clty until 11 o'clock. ‘When she returns she allows the cold water to flow freely over her wrists to coo] the blood all over the body. Bhe does not wear stiff collars, but away from the neckband, Bhe takes things as they come and We Wh Adove all, ane doean't talk about the weather, ++ The Girl Who Keeps Cool. She avoids excitement and selects the most quiet spot to do the view of a Memphis physician, He| Maple. But we've talked enough, As | I said, there is a price on my head of two thousand dollars, Take me to the police if you like. My mouth will be sealed, and Bessie Winthrop may be | married to my brother.” You Want Money ?” “But not murdered by this doctor!” “I never said Blinknachter was | murderer—as such. He \s a doctor with | | strange beliefs, strange knowledge, and| strange practices. He has the reputa- | | ton In Austria of being able to take out the brain, polish It up and replace {t improved. He has the ability, so they say, to cut off an arm or leg and replace it as good as ever or better. I | do not say of my own accord that this fs #0, I have never seen him at work. I made his acquaintance in Paris, trom which city he wae driven by the police, and I Introduced him to my brother. “And now come to your part tn this," | said Brainard, ‘Why did you come to | me with this story instead of telling it | wheregit could be acted upon at once?” | _ MMaaduse 2400's care & hang wheeker evidence of insanity, and would commit jes, thus making them harmie Wave a fan of swallow pints of tcea she takes her time, 5 but she does things only when they int of commotion possible, keeps, while the excitable girl who bed and sleeps, for she has learned t dripping wet, across a jine in her She knows dopts a good idea, sun has become deadly and wonders selects the soft, cool enes which fall Goean't fret about how much she has 70 Kicked me out of his house one night | f and sald that he never wanted me there ier egaln, He said he was going to marry he prettiest girl in New York, Bessto Winthrop, and didn't want me around.” “What are your terms?” “Half of the ten thousand Marcla Le Grand sent you.” “And you are not playing me false?” Wigger } “How many times k that question? The greatest rogue will bes LADY ought twelve pieces picture, and wished to have as held in her hands, | We can do nothing to-night. The money WOW I'LL TAKE You To A MEETING oF THE CULTURE -BUG J CHEE! L CAN'T STAND DiS! ME. WHAT'S WRONG? DON'T YoU LIKE SOCIETY, oLD ot August 5, By R. W. Taylor OCODOG! V KNOW WHERE Youse K\N GIT A \PGGeR BEER FeR \A-NICKEL ! 2 ee @ Author of “Tal No, 11—What Was This | Salome Doll, Anyhow —a ‘‘Flopper?” H" y'S that? doesn’t “Salome” chyn ‘home e you win money, I guess Take the| I thought DOOOOIDODOGDODHOGGOGGODDGOOSHDEGDODSGHAG Monologues of By Clarence L. Cullen, with) 1908, | Mixologist jes of Ha-Tanks,” danseuse stuff. The Salomes that are doing {t now hop around in circles, ilke red ants on a hot rock, till they get tired, and then they flop down to take @ rest and wriggle around in misery on the ollcloth, and you wonder, seo- Ing that they're so good at the sprints, why they don’t beat it around to the drug store and get a little Jamalca {singer or pepsin and bismuth or some- |thing to deaden that pain, | Talking about flopping down; how do \you know that this Salome doll wasn’t TAKE THE MEN she had no home.!) nopoer? You get lonrer, don't yout It she had she'd! rats the charity cops’ name for the Ca a ERIS Stay there till she'd ‘nt .throwers that pull the epileptid finished dressing. Rhymes with hay, KHOW OF LITERATURE ae AND ART? ECHO, CLARENCE LCULEN ‘9 #0 her try to] i saw off those| ANSWERS: "NUTHINE squirms on folks | that live in the hay belt. Can you| hear the clank of the chains in the) kalsomined calat je? Whatever she r es with, she suré must have been the little Fannie Few- duds of her day and date. I suppose she made her wn clothes and got tired before she finished that stringing phony pearls ty no snap. After she'd strung about nine miliion to make part of a waist somebody whistled for her to come on out and see what was doing, and so she slipped on the piece of a handmade pearl sult that she had finished and wrapped rroune a couple of yards of mos- NIX! ALL ! WANT 0 Dania rites from one of the \S FOR YOuSE RICH palace bunks and then exited, dancing, | find the whistler es tke Abit 1 ‘That ts, she thought she was dancing, | LET ME ALCNE L suppose everybody patted her on the affs told hi that she could dance der | 7 vaive oho had auch e pull, and decouse,| | Wiah | Had My $8.60, ~') number two, if they didn’t silp her the | watiow to entice the coin out of syms salve she'd have become peeved with pathetic pajamas, There ate a lot of em and've had their conks dished up them in this town that can frame up @ on hand-painted plaques. When Sa- dough-snagging flop any time they Joma matched for the ciocolate sundaes | nudge into a crowd that looks producey. Til bet she chose head every time. Sa-| And they do It just lke Salome does Jome playmates must have been |her maybe dance—Jig around in clrcles r their cowlick# all the time and for a spell, until they've got a gang wondering how {it happened that they /rubbering, and then flop to the pave- |ment and roll around like as it they'd sosennosmoesneaane: The « e Madison e Avenue ¥ Mystery | honest when it suits him. I am going to Paris. Give me the money.” Striking a Bargain. “But first tell me where the house of Blinknachter is situated.” “No, You doubt me. A man who fears another is sometimes to be feared. I might give you the address and you might give me the money, In an hour I would be in the hands of the police and you would get your five thousand dollars back and the two thousand re- ward as well.” “And suppose 1 give you the money now. What assurance have I that you vill give me the right address?” | “That's so. It's about as !ong as it | up Jn Vermont,” sald Brainard jone else will be likely jana show me one similar. [as soon as the bank opens." | night," nigh Twenty-thing Fifth Avenue Hotel ! another ques Bessie Winthrop is at Blinknachter’s Mon Notice how down at her sic n straight. e holds her arm straight and her hand spread! "It is a plece of quartz, I pl ne to come to me I'll be there “But can't make the Wikger. we sald trip ti “I prefer the “Will we want an automobile?” “es,” "Then on the corner of} in front of the Now answer ma} Do you know where | meet me atreet on your brother is now?" “No. UT did Ud kil! him.” é “But tell me how you know that Just Like Chuck Conners, | | | Jout horizontally, lke Chuck Conners is broad, How can we fix it? 1 want to|The Tryst. ar Ae HGRL AT CALE HTN One ane Bay aaupren pub A conit mani to) 6et |) i inew) thal Blinknaghter, would be lgdes) thal |Baloniel means) /eue it ore? pinched. the man to whom my brother would “We shall have to trust each other. | s in my mother's bank. n the morning. you like, but decent. And for me} cognize you, show me thls,” I will draw it | to take her, doesn't concern you, Meet me in any dis- | w at vou She was alwa better heads s thinking how much looked on papier mache And—I had Information that | I did not come laters . Her al to tell you everything, T came to sel! |Paters than on people. Her persona wanted to. know. How. r/Staft of decapitators must have hauled know fs none of your business,” Monae wotaot overtimercoly Tl have to be content with that” | But tt gou're taking tt from me I He took a cheap dut peculiar looking | sala Brainard think this Salome squeak at the one from his pocket. Mr. Wieger reclothed himecit in his/@ancing thing. ‘That is, {f the squeens disreputable garments, and Bratnard|‘hat are Salomeing now have got her aL a [tet him out. ‘Then the one time college| fight. Running around the block jman sat down and stared at the cell-|!f there's a on the blo ing, ‘= <3 | that might cost him his life. Justified in taking this step that deprive his mother of his support? Then | he laughed In un uelv | surmort. | Wlerer, |looked at him anx! fously at the break- fast table, mother.” he said last nieht who told me much, long story and Involves all of the thines that have happened Neved—my father was | the trick was done. or where he 19 now ie look nale and {Il at ease.’ undivided favher's memory or finding him if he is alive," A Dangerous Mission. “Is this a dangerous mission?” “It may Involve some danger. not pretend that there {s no danger in ft. | worry i¢ I am not home to-night.” She shook her head, but she knew the! anxiety of Brainard, and knew that he| Was capable In a test of strength, After explaining that he would need the money, him a draft on the bank in which her of chain, as shown In the border of the own balance was pitifully small, and them made into an endless necklace of 100 arter kissing her, he started. the money He had entered upon an adventure | @ Was he might | way. somehow He was no! @ he trusted | 4 Honey Jelly. And, He spent a restless night His mother AKE the parings ‘of one-half peck apples, wash well and set to boll il {n four quarts of water and let | boll two hours. Then stratn throug! | “T recelved a visitor | cloth, after which you take one cup It fs a| of sugar to each cup of julce. toll one and « hale hours, Potato Pudding. en served with roast “Are you fll, my boy?" she asked. “IT will make a clean breast of tt. And—as we be- innocent. How HIS !s dest wh 1 49 at know. But one thing ts that | beet and brown gravy. Peel and iiaey Ao Ht sree where Bessie {s. and) chop enough r potatoes to Then I can give my K ; Chop enough fresh attention ke two quarts, Chop rs beef suet fine to measure two and one- half cups or one-third ag much suet Jas potatoes, Salt these well and mix {all together with as much flour as will | stick them together. Put in a pudding bag and boll for two or three hours, | ye sure to put @ porcelain plate in the kettle to keep the bag from aticking and burning. to clearing my But do not fear for ma, and do not French Dressing. NE heaping teaspoon of pow- O dared sugar, one-fourth tea- spoon of salt, one-fourth tea- all three through she unauestioningly gave He drew and went home again to | spoon paprika; put The Jeweller suid {t would cost 15 cents each to cut and join a small link anxious and Impatient day, | ting steve and add one teaspoon onion and 2 cents to join and cut a large link, and the question {s to tell just how At § o'clock he was at the corner of | juice, one teaspoon lemon julce, one much the lady should pay have the 1 see made. That Is all there 4s to Fifth avenue -third stree teaspoon Worcestershire sauce; then it, and * is a pretty problem for the young He stood there an tr, whe dapper | add your olive oil, and last the vine- SSE ——_—__——- = “=e looking fellow came up to him and held} gar, as much of each as you need out his plece of quartz amount of dressing; chill and serve “I wouldn't know you, but I do the Jon cold meats, head lettuce sulad, A Vanquished Institutio quartz.” sald Brainard. “Now we'll | and combination salad of fresh vege- H, wasn't {t comfort and wasn't it boon, an automobile, ort tables ; A The little, old, countrifled ice cream saloon? iS oota RNa pemtitoretae NRT: Cheap Salad Dressing, Dear little, cool little nook in the rear “No, but vou will, and blindfolded.” N egg, well beaten, one tanie Of the candy shop qualntly domestic aid queer; “But why bilndtiided when you are A ‘apoon mixed mustard, une tas A quiet, secluded and curtain-drawn place, ects part of tho game. I am not biespoon sugar, one level table- Where a fellow could take his best girl with such grace; going to take oe, hanes of being J spoon flour, one tablespoon melted With @ table or two, and such curtsies of glee ave. Wve ‘Sreak oven when we ou, | Dutter, one-quarter teaspoon salt, one When they served you @ tumbler of ice water free,—Baltimore Sun. J the house.” quarter teaspoon white pepper, Mix (To Bo Continued.) =? Hints for the Home. Let | dropped a hot curling tron down their ‘backs, While they squirm they keep Jone wick peeled for the bulls, It |snags the change every time if no fly cops stab in to crab the game. Of course, Salome didn’t need the money, but maybe she Invented the flopper sketch to get sympathy for her- self after she'd given a batch of her |pals cerise tickets to the head-remov- ing room, Did you hep up to the long hemp worn |by the dished head? Maybe he got his |for putting off buying a haircut too !tong, or too short, or something. And |his Hughes lambrequins—you got them, | didn't you? The barbers in Salome's |day must have had rough going to snip off Coney change !f all of the heads that she hopped around were like that |in front and on top. | Salome is the Stockyards Sylph, if you're asking me again. She's the Pack- ingtown Paulina, and I'd just as llof |see her craw! around on the rug any time as to see @ couple of steers slaugh- tered for a barbecue. At that, I mooched in with the mob and broke nine men's arms trying to wedge up to a ticket speculator that'd | sell me a seat for three and a half to jsee Salome get the soles of her bare tootsies smudged up with the stage |dust untll they looked like she'd been |taking the Knelpp cure in @ coal yard. | And we all sat there and whispered about "'symbols,"" Maybe we meant the cymbals that Salome wears on her chest. We must have meant something, So she dvesn't rhyme with “nome,” 7 I'm glad you told me that. 1'a ate to have one around where I live hese vivisectionists make me nervous, I wish I had my three and a halt |back. I could buy another head tor myself for all that money. ||mproved Mush. ie {mprove the flavor and quality of sruel or mush heat sifted meal on. a shallow pan, or two pang ig | necessary, In a moderate oven till It 1s | delicately parched, yet not scorched brown or the least blackened. Then stir into boiling water sufficiently waited, This ts less liable to be lumpy or pasty; also cooks sooner th meal, | ; , | Washing Waists. INE lingerie waists do not require bolling unless they are very soiled, If they are allowed to soak in warm suds overnight they will not need rub- bing on the board. Do not put the waists through the wringer, but squeeazg | them carefully by hand. Rinse at least twice before putting them in the biu- ing water. Little starch should be used {f the waists are very fine, Hang in the gun to bleach. Salads. all carefully @o there will be no lumps, then add one-half coffee cup of pure vinegar, one-half coffee cup water, Put on the stove and stir carefully until as thick as reb cream, Salad Dressing. AKE four tablespoonfuls butter, milk, three eggs, one tavle- spoonful sugar, one large teaspoonful mustard, scant tablespoon: one-| Put bu double melted add the flour; and then sdd the milk and | Stir the eggs, sugor, mustard, salt and vinegar to- gether and add to heated milk, four and butter; let cook slowly till quite thick, stirring constantly, This makes one pint of dressing and can be kept @ long time and ts always ready egar. to r; when stir till snio t Neat,