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The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, August 4, 1908. World, The Jageler, #, 83 te 6 By Maurice Ketten., $ m7? 20 Wives: 2 -t Or, Why the Hearth Loses Its Lustre. By Barton W. Curric 11 ‘ee The Careless bubbling over with the best Intentions ! | in the world; then make the sad dls- Wife, [covery that she forgot to provice any- OME years | thing vreakfast. Possessed of strange fancles us to your digestive ago the fore- WEA Oh vk thoughtless on the Callfornia powder | Subsects she Is Just as apt to set dog pth s before you as the latest brand factory — thought | ; | of shredded pine splinters he had devised an) re i coon ikeecin improvement on he keeps a girl the girl does as she p viz, nothing more than the explosives his | te oly recessar 8 ee employers were @bsolutely necessary to keep you from making. Being an Inventor, it had never dawned upon him that his Better = Fraction was of the wife type careless, Wve CURRIE Cisath Even when she Put the canary In the tcebox and hung) the eausages on the warbler’s bracket he had been too preoccupled to give | thought of her singular temperament. | So one morning when he set out for | the dynamite mili he kissed her at | the garden gate and said casually, “Mabel do not touch anything in the laboratory and be careful that the dog | does not get in there.’ “Yes, darling.” she replied brightly. | “I will keep Carlos away from your playthings.”” | The town was pretty badly shaken | by the explosion, and the bereaved hus- | band was sorely puzzled to know just where to hold the ‘funeral services | Thera was a lamentable delay until a! | wedding ring was found in a neighbor's j bach yard. This California Mahel was of a rather jcommon type of the Careless W te, the t auld for ner that a life partnership with a dynamite Inve: | is a trifle precarious, merely for- | got her husband's words of caution and Published Daily Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, N Park Row, New York. | 1 GOMER PULITZER, Pres, 1 Bart 184 Street, J. ANGUS SITAYY, Mec, Treas, 901 Weet 1A) Street, | — ——— | Entered at the PostOffice at New York as Secand-Class Mall Matter. Wodscription Rates to ‘The Evening || For Mngland and the Continent and) W orld for the Unitea States All Countries in the International | and Canada Postal Union, tsee 93.50 One Year... 30 ‘One Month - 49.78 85 .NO. 17,180, One Year. One Month VOLUME 49 —_—— = HYPOCRISY. HE kind of irrigating tunnels which are becoming popular! near Fifth avenue are not, like those in the West, | where water is poured on! the ground to make the trees | and crops grow. The Fifth avenue irrigation is to get! around the Excise law and to provide a convenient sup- ply of alcoholized cherries, highballs and other taxable beverages. The first of these irriga- tion conduits to be com- pleted runs from the Repub- lican State Committee to! the Republican Club—that is, from No. 43 West Thirty- ninth street due north to Bryant Square, However often he may) vote against whiskey and beer in the Legislature, the rural Assemblyman or Sen- ator when he comes to New York does not put his restrictive principles | fo personal practice. There are only two Democratic rural Assemblymen or Senators, and since Democratic headquarters have been in the Hoffman House for a long time they do not Imve to go outside the door to quench their thirst. Neither did the Republican rural statesmen so long as the Fifth bi Her Mirth Saves Her, "1 na sudden passion and slaying must her The Careless Wife wil! cheerfully 1 the baby with the en wonder vaguely Darling becomes 9@ wash the dog a of the Old Clot Man y bargains Spouses, and a palr of "tl make {t $1.85," other Avenue Hotel was Republican headquarters, liana iaceneny 9eut est uniform and It would not do for the Republican party to go officially into the | eeu see Pele liquor business, so the headquarters to which the first removal was made, | not she, As one saving grace she pow or of her own. want, that I a $10 bill and thought ward {s apt to lose reh If the neighbors Dorothy's laugh rings | sessos a sense of bh “Wasn't It gave that peddle wag a one.” No, 10 Kast Thirtieth street, were almost deserted. This new removal makes the Republican State Committee’s back door abut on the Repub- lican Club's back door, and the building of a connecting tunnel has in- creased the headquarters attendance and strengthened the rural Senators’ and Assemblymen’s tendency to hypocrisy. The other irrigating tunnel is to run from the Hotet Gotham to the Possibly {t {s only the unquenchadle of a Careless Wife that saves 1 recasional thumping, Not nearest place with a liquor license, The Hotel Gotham could not get a | | > thumping would do her any license because it was within 200 feet of a church. This is to be over- MS), ees) | than stidoee anv foe come by running a tunnel to one of the nearby license holders, | | ai" Ae ROU La ae asic oecea The same excise law which will not allow the Hotel Gotham to-sell| | _/77fen | She Put the Canary In the Icebox, | dreary ratlosophy that something may ; 1 Cam | sp to produce a change of tem- liquor not only permits but created thousands of Raines law hotels whose be NG Seer et eae yeep ay ant can get some slignt vicious results are worse than alcohol. ligboratere When the aad ayant Geourred ng deeply In recent — = Bherseang deren Stace ssychology that y of strange Ro forsacethel Bend yo eat snes t occur in the Wives, Take Warning! Don’t Drive Your Husbands to Metaphors! + | However, that is a dehcate poate of 8 A eee ene plots of perfervid playwrights, Then, after a le, you may feel ale Read the Desperate Case of Poor Mr. Jenkins, of East Malaria soc. cre. net awit il one thy bo romanian wife who furnishes a serfous and bitt ess Wife will one day be reorganized problem by her careies . She will| dy a men psgon into spring out of bed in the morning thoughtful, correctly balanced partner, re. 1 give her everything; it’s all now he 1s lying weltering in his gore. ‘Have lett) elry and the fur: wife,’ he says—some domestic trouble, I suppose.” {i her name, anyway. — By Roy L. McCardell. “Bome domestic trouble, you suppose?” repeated Mr. ut how about that gaping hole in your aide?” Jarr. “How the dickens could a man leave his wife | as M: JARR hed hardly 8f-) vitnout having some domestic trouble, you suppose? “It's asker replied Jenkins, A Whimsical Defense of Gambling. vt the Hived at the ofice when! nary itt they will keep at a man till they drive him) “What did he say?" asked the agitated Rangto, came lainey aye state of | Hisahere) ena y pendoes! ere CEL teaui netomat] gute sayeqtnenyound ints: side lis callmstennor, By Clarence Rook, Geena aalisliois ey are Inconsolable—till they marry again and re- said Jarr, aside, | ; Sipe e url trem ete oti} | Vigerious business thta, old | eet the performance on another poor devil! “Good gracious! As bad as that?’ sald Rangle, | HAVE much sympathy with the boy who plays Dan Xu ie si maniioche. plurted: out, “poor | , BY this It may be gleaned that all was not peace in| who will doubtless make a most successful business on the barge, with the cabman who puts his lalf-crown on his mare Jenk§ns! Who'd thought {t of |‘ Jarr household at the time being. man, since he knows nothing. "Good gracious, then They work hard as a rule with the eternal monotony oft much ® him’? Well, you never can tel!” | “While we are gassing here he may be croaking!” ali 1s over!” week, just as some millions of other human beings. Stats hue n, unless someth : n in a book which ts ntary Knowledge. My fi Here Mr. Rangle sniffed and by eaid Mr. Rangle, dropping into the vernacular in his a brave effort kept back the| @sitation. “I thought you were a friend of his, being the seul h, I don't know,” sald Jarr, calmly. “Let's take pected will ever happ y uptown boy's risk of a halfpe' has its justificatt tears, for his was a sympathetic | 4M office mate. Left his wife? Why, I always Reacliing the prostrate Jenkins's bedside, Mr. Jarr as qa prize to plodding searchers after ele sually given prize nature. thought they got along fine together!” pulled him out and sald: "When did you mall that qt school was Dr. Smiles's “Self Help,” In ch, it fou please, the gamblers “What's che matter with you;| ‘“Bvérybody thinks other married people get along letter to your wife?” are held up to admération by that apostie of work. Benvenuto Cellini—you wheta the matter with Jen. | Ane tometer sid Me sare, “well, this jane “Just @ while ago,’ sald Jenkins have doubtless read of Cellini's account of the matter in his “Autoblography”* kins?” asked Mr. Jerr, "I see|!ng his life, He muet have been desperate If he went = ‘Ww ou take care you beat the U. 8. mail to pitched tables, clothes, copper, pewter and the waole contents of his kitchen [he's late this morning,” he added, looking around; | to the St. Croesus to commit the rash act, It's such rast arta!” said Jarr. “Now git!” into the fire that was to cast his statue, and the world commends him. Ber- ‘but, then, commuter and his train is always | an expensive pla later a telegram ci to Jarr: {nard Pallissy, in the same way, staked his ho old furniture for the purpose “Die game and expensive! That's my motto, too," ‘Met the postman at the gate. es of the gamble. We could | delayed. al” Wife not wise t0 oF baking his e ; and Dr. Smiles appr “That's all, eh?’ snorted Mr. Rangle. “Well, you| said Mr. Rangle. ‘Well, let's tell the boss!” Teranaralaleiiovelsi lheveveat alone al UA OT ERRATIC UA RER GROAN COLA MG HTN HCRES | read this!’ And he flashed the following telegram on| ‘Go slow, now; go slow,” said Mr. Jarr, ‘T'll say But Mr. Jarr and Mr. Rangle i'd not get the news! ii.oq in England to-day, we sliould doubtless commend them for that wild How the Re te hetath r | Mr. Jerr: Jenkins won't be here to-day, that he's sick, and tii1 next day. They were visiting divers places until |, e and wife against an image or a pot, Dr. Smiles is my guide, t publican legislative rulers do like to Indulge in hy ieee taeneiieaiin over Uinatend he we'll call up the St. Croesus on the telephone and q Jate hour wondering how a sensible fellow Ike ens ae day of reading my prize I have always gambled—though generally Pocrisy! On the floors of the Senate and Assembly they vociferously| corpse when next yo (iets shave lett w learn the sad facts.” Jenkins could do such a silly thing. with health, time, space and other things that are apparently less Important ‘ destroy self: gaping denounce the liquor traffic and refuse to let WW hay | tell Jarr; remains at St, Croesus Hote ‘They called up the hotel and had no difficulty what-| How , when reproaches were heaped upon them » ie IES NG Vans HNO 6 Is) “JENKINS.” ever in getting connected with the desperate Jenkins, at thelr respective homes they hinted darkly of des- than money ft {s true that I play bridge tor tenpence a hundred—and find the triumph won enoug to pay @ taxicab Syracuse and Albany, the violation of the Si y law | .. | Was dt sent ‘collect feebly. ‘T couldn't stand i any longer I was good Rangle toid his wife of one case he knew of where ‘nat {s in the seclusion of private premises, For were I to play shove Hi f the R ae local a uunday law Is ore of the Pet) “Not” sald Rangle: ‘t's pafd, and on't sit there! to her, you know that; I tried everything 1 could 10 the vict'm of conjugal abuse stabbed himself with a oe ae Veensed premises and win or iose twopence the nan freed q 'S Of epublican local machine, and liquor, gambling and vice| ike that as !f unconcerned. We little know the sor- please her, but what was the use? But I've written| metaphor “And you know," he added solemnly, |) ua be upon me—and spoll the splendid triuinpn by taking the edge ful Sunday glass of beer. In the interior citles which they control, like} pooht” sald Mr. Jarr, “Man's drunk and raving. | “Yes, I've left my wife,” eaid the voice of Jenkins, perate deeds by men who could stand no more, ad 9) i). Siveat boy when I have quite unexpecte« i +) + | 1 th: 1 " oy 0 u fre made productive of votes at the primaries and at the polls. {foe ea ur eretners ene nia eee per a letter and left her everything. taal pre the} ‘that! Boa fereimigell! there ain't no comebacks oft the gain.—Black and White. Two Republican Governors in succession have vetoed the bills to, — guaneinin ee jouse and the money she hae in bank and her jew- with them metaphors ue permit the Hotel Gotham to take out a liquor license, They would like-| The Woman of Our Da ly have likewise vetoed a bill to allow the sale of be Sunday, | : 2 2 $ Ys ly have likewise vetoed a bill to allow the sale of beer on Sunday Isn t It Always the Way ? sis =¢m By H A. Sohl By Elizabeth Bisiand. Yet throughout the State the Sunday liquor law is violated openty| TAR, and fragrantly and the same constituencies which approve the persecu- See ne eee a Ted: TMSTERIE TOO EE tke eae tion of New York would be prompt to resent the enforcement of the eaten cakes nase (ase the "ae Tee KTR AL EELaL A SORES 1 GET A WHOLE NEW OUTFIT same laws among themselves, A when in a temper, but worships it and looks up to {t as something There is t hh isy i lities ING THE LITTLE better than himself all the while. N {deal rere is too much hypocrisy in politics. A moving picture machine SPEECH FOR etter than hims nile, Now, an ideal, even when treated i too m ) f ac tty roughly, 1s a potent thing, writes Elizabeth Bis y set up in the irrigating tunnel to the Republican State Committee could See caiitian tib meee 4 ud ke Eee enone | can Review. It assimilates the holder of {t to itself, as the green leaf turns @ furnish films which would be excellent campaign documents. | cur compast mith, ou Yale ofthat imate Joma of aur mole i aia that Letters from the People. the capacity for growth and development in a race may always be tested eo- Mad Dogs and § curately by the race's attitude to its women. If {ts Ideal of women Is low and gross {ts general progress {8 also low and gross, And this !s equally true ef the individual. No one ever knew a really admirable man who thought badly of women, and the nature of a woman {s suspect who thinks meanly of her owa sex, The terrible welter of European savagery in the Middle Ages got its groat- est Impetus forward through the development of the dreams of chivalry. And if the real women were at all as the poets and painters and story-tellers thought of them one doesn't wonder. They were the dearest creatures! nity, us all scree Bake, pore ZN Ware ae MALLY PIBTER A Little Devil in the Heart. Hits : By William J. Locke. insane devil lurks in the heart of even the most salnted of womes, It ts the little devil that makes a young wife ask her devoted huaband which of the two he would save {f she and his mother were drowntng, writes Willlam J. Locke in his story “Simple Septimus” in the Amerie 3 can Magazine, It ls the same lit that {g responelble for tne finite mendacity on the part of men “Have you sald that to another womant’ No; of course he hadn't, and the wretch Is Instantly perjured. “My immortal 4 | there is F, 1. Pity the BROOKLYN M.D A Fat Man's Grievance, | Col, Hagh 1. s ee e one Eiites of The foul," says the good fellow, instantaneously converted Into an atrocious lar; and anes asda] Ae Ian ce the Uttle devil coos with satisfaction and curls himself up snuggly to sleep, « cause any 5 7 puny? | « x MM ie itaat se ce ie cack A Fifty-Year-Old Mustache, my! soause “We ake he ( ' BRAM SCHAEFFER, who resides near Elizabethtown, Pa., made a for such bis necks. There's no call loan oftigen be elected President o : in 1886 that if James Buchanan should be elected President he woul (hems"_i want « Digg collar. “This United Sisicst & GOLDSERG. part with his musteche : a { L . XN