The evening world. Newspaper, July 27, 1908, Page 8

coeatnmntin anaes Mah i ay > = ABA ARM ARTY an Maman a latte 4 tam — al i rasasiversite, 24 364 ve — _ DODDADDOHDODOOQOGPWOWQODODODODHODOODHCGGOOGDDOOOODWDODHDGL Fifty Great Love Stories “of History VED catarit. Jhe Day of Rest . By Maurice Ketten ‘ | The Evening World Daily Magazine, Monday, July 27; “1908. Published Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 53 to 63 Park Row, New York Jo ANGUS SAW, See Troan, SOL Went Hist Bieeat | JOBEPH PULITZER, Pree, 1 Cat td Entered a ss Mail Matter. aod Bubseription Rates to The Evening | For England and the Continent and World for the Unitea States All Countries {n the International Postal Union. Second-c the Post-Office at New York a and Canada 4) ‘ One Year....., 3.60 | One Year Gin hel Nomnen mane 0) 1) Gio Mein ainaoimans By Albert Payson Terhune VOLUME 49 i“ NO, 17,142 ! THE OLYMPIC GAMES. HEN the tail of a lio lion roars. So long as he is left to A GIRL who was so beautiful that people overlooked the deformity of A her having two thumig on each hand changed the religion aud his- tory of England by means of a silly flirtation, The girl with the double set of thumbs was Anne Boleyn, daughter of a sixteenth century |poUticlan, The man with whom she undertook to flirt was His (more or | less) Gracious Majesty King Henry VIII. of England. i Henry was great-grandson of Owen Tudor, He found England @ third- rate European power. By his personal genius and etatecraft he made {t one of the foremost nations of the earth. 4s a mere boy he had heen married, for reasons of state, to his elder brother's widow, Catherine of Araga/ ths She was many years older than he, and was an invalid and of a melancho} it; plous nature. Henry was athletic, jolly and not much given to ple}nder ‘There was nothing about such a woman as Catherine to interest b! fie Moreover, they had no living children except one sickly daughter, Ma, ess, | And Henry longed for a son to carry on his fame. Yet he would proba have remained true to Catherine to the end of her days if he had sied the have his own way he is'a rather! amiable beast. That seems to be the situation in the Olympic games at London. So} long as the United Kingdom con- testants were securing the majority of points they were quite pleased with themselves and amiable to- vard the American team with that condescension w superiors are an ae iy iH F FLIES! chanced to meet Anne Boleyn, wont to display toward their in- THEY KEEP \ O ‘Anne was one of Catherine's maids of teriors. ME She managed to attract Henry's attention f | NO. 14-HENRY VIII. AND ANNE BOLEYN. i | ayy once started a violent flirtation with him. | That she Phrough so much association with “Matd of Honor.” ) tinct dared expect the affair to go further is “(LF inferior races the British have come o—> ful, But Henry, who hitherto had patd little heer | such temptations, fell violently in love with her. She had the beauty, x and gayety his wife lacked. Anne quite easily won him from the i to regard themselves as superior beings, In India a few thousand {gentle old Queen. The latter had no charms wherewith to comb fess negli e younger woman's art. s rig! Englishmen rule several hundred la ie goon as she saw Henry was seriously interested in her Annt,vew York = ™ million Hindoos. In Africa the - [her wits to work to make herself Queen, se ris ora he kty psves, Tate caftirs S ? SAIATER \¥ that Henry decided to get rid of Catherine of Aragon alee Suns ete VASLUI Tele) 1 a) ATR easily done, The Catholle Church did not recognize divorce. fo fiat Tat tich British owners of the gold iS “ ‘Catherine's nephew, Charles V. of Germany, was luo powerful a 3 Aefented Ki for the Pope to offend. Henry solved the problem by wrenching 17° fl ‘away from its Catholle allegiance, and proclaiming himself the head oy o¢ \Bnglish Church. In this new capacity he arranged that the marriage Wi the his brother's widow be pronounced null and void. Then, freed fram Catnnis erine, he at once married Anne. The wedding occurred early In 1933. Anr | who had earlier received from the King the title of Countess of Pembrok & was solemnly crowned Queen of England Her ambition was at last gratified. She had turned Henry's hea from his faithful old wife and had raised herself to the highest position the land. Incidentally, she had changed England's creed, and In so doin WAKE UP started an alm of religious persecution, murders, execu-*~ THERE tions, &c. Not that thi led her at all. For three years she and \ mines. In Hongkong, the Straits Settlements and the other British trading outposts which enable the) Union Jack to circle the world the English regard the natives as inferior | faces, to be treated kindly when they are docile and to be chastised when | "they seek to assert themselves, § A few good thrashings would rearrange the English perspective of the world and make it approach more nearly to accuracy. For the treatment of the Amer- kan team by the English sport ofticials the Americans are them- selves partly to blame. They should have paid more attention to the pre- liminaries and investigated the rules and the methods of drawing for the preliminary heats beforehand, and, if they were not salistied, imaie their protests in advance of action and not afterward. Take the tug-of-war tes!, where the American team was surprised to see the British team appear with heavy armored shoes, while the Americans had on light track shoes. Investigation of the rules would have prevented this surprise, and the Americans could have either had the rules changed, or, failing in that, Put on heavy shoes themselves. | The Englishman, especially in. ———————-— !when they are ihrough with them And I want you to put some buttons on sports, thinks that he is fair. He means to be fair, As between tw they are — = =a i at he is fair, He means to be fair, As between two By Roy L. McCardell. NM sal colina tne ON ey We cae Gan ee DOOLEY.” ON Gants Drinking. Henry governed England together. They had one daughter, Elizabeth, who Wee AGE VISkA TING was destined one day to become her country’s greatest Queen. Anne her | | self showed little gift for ruling O72) GODS MIMINE: At the end of three years Henry's fickle fancy wandered from Anne to one of her young maids of honor, Jane Seymour, Here retribution set in. Anne was made td pay bitterly for her past misdeeds, As she, while maid of honor, had stolen Henry's love from his fisst wife, so now the younger, prettier Jane Seymour won Henry from Anne, and by much the same meth- ods. Henry, infatuated with Jane, discovered he was heartily tired of Anne, Those double thimbs at last began to outweigh bh zood looks. He sought | some plausible way to get rid of her. Courtiers helped him out by trumping | up accusations against Anne, Among other crimes she was accused of trea- son. There is reacon for belleving her guilty bean F on any of the charges. But she was condemned to One Queen's death. Plucky to the last, she wrote mockingly to Punishment the King, thanking hi he had done for her, ees ind ending with the words “You made me a Marchioness, then a Queen. And as you ean raise me no higher in the world, you are now sending me to be a Saint in heaven.” Whether or not she was accurate in prophecy as to hey destination, she was beheaded on May 19, 1538. Hen took great credit to himself for mercifully allowing her to he thus executed, instead of burning her at the ‘ stake. The next day he married Jane Seymour Jane did not live long to enjoy her mph After she died Henry narried In quick succession three more wives. His good luck, his health, This Is Mr. Jarr’s Day to Kick, Which He Does Beautifully, [the lay Ne cast aride Cather of Aragon to marty Anne Boleyn and to Such Good Purpose That He Spends a Few Hours in Gus’s Cafe wise swrmin ct stnsines otha” witty ted of one-cent stamp, 1 don't care where they play, but they can be made to put things away foreigners he is fair, as in the Marathon decision, If he is not fair it ; G4T OOK at that cobwed; it's disgraceful” said Mr. Jarry | d aaah SEAT adaO CeGRAUONT MAR ae hee UL OuTL Che) comes from ignorance or prejudice, both hich qualities th fe repre a small In the neck for you, and It Is about worn out, anyway’, ! iguorance or prejudice, both of which qualities the average pointing to the corner of the dining-room ce!Ling. pont Gre UT ened sir Reeavin Uae enilelseilalelorneaid ga ab ssteliderk meen ayia ativan Englishman has in large quantities, as his father, his grandfather and “Well, my dear, we are Boing to give the room @ ea you mut them back on again, I'm golng to wear that shirt to-morrow. , vist y ne, ; reat-grandfather had before hii C oh ; i cleaning to-morrow," sald Mrs, Jarr. I haven't a decent thing to wear and nobody pays any attention to my clothes ie PUT down th’ list Iv these great men with th’ principal facts 1, , &reat-g1 a jad before nim. One of his most inscaked preju- “It looks most unpleasant to me and I NW do some clean- “Nwwou are very careless of your clothes yourself,” remonstrated his wite, “‘You| 66 out them,” sald Mfr, Dooley In the American Magazine, after fi | — ices is that the Englishman is ing now," sald Mr, Jarr, and he got the broom from the jgver push them, you never hang up your coat, you never fold your trousers.” deaiing humorously with Taft's speech about Grant as a drinkes, | superior to everybody else in th kitchen “Oh, I take care of my things all right, but nobody else looks after them,” IL “Alexander the Great—Dirunk an’ disorderly ' | SUE y G ybody else in those “Walt till T pin a clean piece of cloth on the end of the giimbied Mr. Jarr. “I'm wearing socks now with holes in them!” — Joolyas Cagzar—Gambling, women; he put perfumery omp’ things requiring strength, pluck and broom," sald Mrs, Jarr, “You are very hard on your socks, too.” replied Mrs, Jarr, “but you'll find| his halt, y “Oh, don't distress yc "geld Mr, Jarr, “IT knOW| some new ones in your dresser.” ‘Saint Augustine—Disreputable youth. “Napolyon Bonypart—He had epileptic fits “Wildam Pitt—Dhrankard; highw ber “Lord Byrum (if I have the name right)—Dhrunkenness; women; gambl prize-flahtin’; chicken-fightin’; dog-fightin'; had a game leg. Tommy Moore, author arin Remimber'—Toady. “George Wash'n'ton—'How did he catch th’ cold that kilt him?’ says Hogam.s courage. From which it naturally S that if the other man wins S because of foul play or vio- ; ng the rules or something else, "ev & sticking up there!’ said Mr. Jarr e brushed dow cobweo ton the rug?” asked Mr, Jarr, looking down at the floor, “It's at i'm doing!’ So say ind the broom made a dirty ‘Now you have done it!” loth on the broom! nark on the ceiling, < the children spliled, You knew about it You let them een there two months,” attempt to take them out, Why didn't you try ng?’ growled the man of the house puta Well, it looks bett “and what'e the parlor chalr doing in the lemon or amm than square sp Mi i aN nl yale ‘P ats . dining-room? It's no wonder eversthing In this house gets oroken and looks “sy aig try everything, but 1 couldn't get {t out,” said Mrs, Jare, ‘It's a| Tell me that , 4) ee The American takes the winner shabby in no time!” ff cheap old rug. anyway, and I'm going to get a new one this fall.” i peeeae Uae AUS NUN e ET Gora nsa0/ An 80 be { with less attention to who he is or) “ttle Emma brought dt in.” sald Mrs, Jarr. “It won't he harmed “Oh, you spoil things and throw them out and get new ones!” sald Mr. Geena Bl dei eo niet oeneela: pee elke 1° enn F w ® ON! swell, it's no place for it, anyway!" growled Mr. Jarr, Jarr ang “And who pays for them? Who has to slave for the money, Mrs.) oe Yeve g n l i Hs how he got there than the English- ‘Whatever {s the matter with you, Edward Jarr?” asked his wife, “Tonever Joppa Stop there. says 1. 'Ye've enough.’ says T. ‘I have not a personals faw you so particular about things before although you are quick enough '0 you furnish the money, T suppose,” sald Mrs, Jarr mildly, “Who sso] Saueuuance elhanhyov une eintiomeniye veminbionod: but Ll pet vetre wronmee AR dante ating: fi Aa can’t tell me th liv rum iver conkered th’ worruld or that a man that sas Lord Byrum wudgts i “Tam not,” verything going to wrack and ‘This was a poser for Mr. Jarr, who only grunted ‘i iver have time more ations aga 1 States the man who George Was. 'n'tor® i min int Look at those magaz me now,” said Mrs, Jarr, “you are cross, What's the matter with vou?) Ven ave time 1 Wille ill more : t d expecta ‘Matter enough Jarr, banging the table “I tell you the waste ae tne BE REON Che onal. Se Can gostip about the! ling a9 muloie> and carelessness in this house is simply criminal! And a man can't make also 20 Ui plaze about Hinnissy or Donahue an’ thy. That's the old magazine you gave the children to cut pictures out of." sad faint protest but what he's bused and told to siut up and {t's none of his!) MIGHORETRUIAPRLSATA Can pdiicedl POR oy i er AEG EE Mrs. Jarr. business! I'm going hh E Brel Injure¢ p here; ye can swear an ie pugh stories, But t to di falar : 1 sald Mr Jar We or when you come In,” sald Mrs. Jarr, quietly, {ell Mush stories. Tut Hiaebiioaliray: Is a respictablegs Ar was still arguing with Mr. Rangle in Gus's | ees cn te Aa ogre says Tt." 4 a ABCD RTE aS, r Rangle in Gus's place) winis thy penalty iv tam Mr. Hennessy 4 scolding. fault-fAnding wiv thal pve men to the saloon. Rangle said he wondered what the country was coming to, anyway,| with the women having thelr own way so much t are they to « play in, or a “Thrue {'r ye, uid Mr. Dooley. with the great. If pins a goold me Is always playin’ April fool thrtomes th’ chest iv th’ hero, an' as he aay 9 nursery like rie are ther f vay? tn the > ie : ER at DS Kittle knows that it has hung a sign on his coat tafle sayla’ After Bi --and Lit. * 6 .K, Bryans. ; : r Big Game and Lit le. By JK Bryans.’ Tho Shalt Be a Gentleman.” NN — — By President George Harris (Amherst College), With the American view the conce t of the Britisher HE college cultivates the ideal of gentlemen. There {s no place In th world where meanness has so little toleration as in a college, “Thor shalt be a gentleman” ts the first amendment to the Ten Command: ments, and on it hang the acaaemic law and prophets, The meek ens Joy the best values, have dominion by teousness and service, by being the right kind of persons ow, have we a better conception of this {deal character than that which Ls expressed in the good word gentleman-the right- eous, the honorable, cultivated man? We might almost say that the Christian conception of character has passed from the ideal of the saiut to the ideal ef \ the gentleman.—Lesiio's Weekly, op. The Wonderful Talking Dog. i A VENTHILOQUIAT and his dog arrived at a country hotel, ‘The man "a@ Letters from the People, ny Munt Be Between 17 and 22 {rine of course ca ives AE ® th id must a » « t erla rp to the Military Acaden West F r 1 WILLIAM GROSSMAD ‘ “Pilerin Mothers. To the F f Evening Wor Herder why th L OtaRian Montclair Again outh w 4 ' Pi I only @ ime in lis pocket, but ne sar down at the table and prepared to order a meal, ‘What will you have? and, turning to the dog, "T will take a ham was breaililess for a mor “What did he say?” he asked “Tell him again, Nero,’ responded the man. “I sald ‘a ham sandwich," the dog seemed to reply. The landlord was eo impressed by the talking of the dog that he offered $% for It. The owner of the dog held out for $0, which the landlord paid As the ventriloquist was leaving the place the dog turned to him and ealde “You wretch! To sell me for $0; I will never speak another word,” And he never did. ( ed the landlord, The ventriloquist gave his orden, sked: “What you have?" ' the dog seemed to answer, The hotelkeeper stemishment, + # $0 : ~~ Yo: Bet They Took 'Em Off, OMETH! nore than quiet humor ts in this paragraph printed at the that can sit with hes S and of the Edmonton Opera-House regulations by Manager (Brando! “any ojd ladies afraid of taking cold may keep on their inate oz Sommete.’ H ‘ Oh, Willie, wor yer g ter shoot?” The Girl—Yes, Willie, I think we'd better call our engagement off! Indians, of course! You didn’t suppose I was goin’ ou to hunt spai The Boy—Why, Genevieve? roms, did yout’ j Phe Girl—Weii, im just thinkin’ that any ti | back to a girl, fishin’ for four hours, ain't very much in love! 4 ousinees cur that he was! ' ‘