The evening world. Newspaper, July 21, 1908, Page 11

BIE. uy ‘IOO00O0C 000000000000 000000. w Taft and S Sy Pr aART the Tafts, let's see, there will be. lirst off, bresident William Howard ‘Taft himself, rising of 300 pounds in weight and requiring considerable space to comfortably turn around in; "Taft, their elder son, Rob- , rt"Taft, who is old enough to go to Yale; their daughter, Miss Helen Taft. now a student at Bryn Mawr, but who will be making her debut in| a season or so, and Charles P., the | youngest child, a lusty, active, grow- Then, of ing young Taft of ten ESTERDAY The Eventing, | World vcinl FS a at al course ther Charles P, Taft, the sonably be eenected it| Man Behind the Check-Book, will be, dropping in occasionally from Cincin- | natl to sit on the quarterdeck a spell | and watch the Ship of State roll on, and Frank Hitcheo who operated the steam lever out at Chicago last | }month, may happen in, and Arthur Vorys, the Oh!o Prince Charming, | and probably: a whole lot of others | Bryan and Kern should be! elected and Vice-President Kern should accept President Bryan's in- vitation of a few days ago that the Kern family, in the event of a Demo- cratic victory at the polls in Novem- ber, should regularly share the White! House with the Bryan family. It was, | clearly shown that who will appreciate a place to stay} establishment the White House would) 0VeT night and a breakfast at the! fall far short of the official, White House next morning. So we scruples of a zealous must count upon quite a large casnal ; flock of guests In the Taft wing of | commissioner. Comes now another thought, Candi-| the two-family domicile. | date Taft has already accepted Candl- Seeepal Shermans, | date Bryan's challenge to give pub- as two-family -house Neity to the campaign contributions.|as there are Bryans, and although sin urther, that Candidate | '! EOD MSE RAUL IR Creda 1 Bh ib i Ci) there are Kerns, there are silll quite| Taft, being duly elected, should de- Aamanesinofithemiaanithes) eyinin cide to take up another of his oppo-| Arkinsas. In addition to Vice-Prest nent's {deas and should Induce Vice- 1 Mrs. James 8. Sherman, we } h ° 8 8h 5 President Sherman, of pent-up Utica, Idest son, Sheril! Sherman 4 his wife bab N. Y., but not so pent up at that, OnunecnaR chard to move into the Executive Mansion along with the Tafts. Assuming this to be the case, and assuming, further, that all the Tafts and all the Sher- mans liked the place and decided to etay there the full four years and maybe the full eight years—if there should be any second term—we come face to face with another problem 4n domestic mathematics involving some addition and much division. Quite a Few. y-thye, and the youngest, | as M., azed twenty-one Nowing the same housekeeping ar-| nt that we orlggnally devised for the Bryan-Kern combination, we will assign to the Taft household the! southwesterly corner of the second | floor, and scatter the Shermans along the nortn front. On this floor there nine bedrooms and seven bath- rooms, Any two of the bath-rooms, If converted Into one, would probably be ough for President Taft, be- cause are rather commodious bath-rooms, to start with. That would ve three regular size bath-rooms for e Tatts and two for the Shermans. There used to be a state guest cham- er, where the Prince of Wales, now! Of ithe King of England, lodged when he 000000000000 000000040000 Betty Vincent's Advico on Courtship ana Marriage § PAYOOOOOQODOC OOVOULUU E+ = UULUOI0U 6 000000000 20002008 Make Him Jealous, and when I told her that only engaged | couples kiss each other good night she Dear Betty: AM twenty: are large e| they Because when you come to count) up there will be quite a few of them Ir to be housed under the one roof. and have loved a ‘our no harm. 1 ha %) a young man four years my senior || nd to make her my wife if I have for the last two years, During this!to change my religion six different tUme he has taken me out occasionally |times. Shall [ wait or had I better | but has never asked me to marry him. He told a friend that he wanted to} marry me, but never said so to me. An- other man who could give me a good home and whom I respect, is paying me Attention, and I don't know whether to encourage him or not. Don't you think if the first one really cared for me he would tell me so? I love him, but have been very reserved with him. Would : you adviso me to give him up and ac-| 4 Married Man as Usher, cept the other? AH, |Dear Betty Encourage the second young man./[S ! contrary to custom and good! Evidently the first man {s too s form to chose a married man who iy] you, but if he can be made to think you L a close personal friend to act as an! are giving your love to another, he will) Usher at a church wedding, when such fn all probability hesitate no longer|!8 the expressed desire of the bride-| Speak before somebody else gets her? | IN-A-FIX, You have not known the young lady in love, I think you run no risk in ask- ling her to marry you. However, I ad- vise a long engagement, say of one year, which you both can become | well acquainted with each other, | re o about proposing. groom? GROOM It is perfectly proper to ask a mar-| Wait No Longer, rled man to act as an usher at al church or home wedding, A Match-Making Papa. | Dear Betty: very well acquainted with a Dear Betty: Introduced have since WO months ago I was her dearly, and, Although there aren't as many Tatts! find rather restric e: Shermans as! De obliged to use part ot the roof. | now sald that she knew It but that it was | te do a the same opinion, ag | anigiie ”s ide 48) tent between Dan and very long, but as you both seem to be (home and begs ‘father will deal with him an’ with ye, to a young lady. 1 learned to love apparently, she returns my love, but up to the present time 1 have not proached the sudject of matrimony. We are of different religion, but this will not bar me from winning her. The only thing that has me guessing is, AM | young gentleman whom I would de- sire in marriage for my daughter. , He lias met her several times, but has| never called at the house. Is it proper for her father to approach him on this that after I have become of her re- | SUbseet? S.M. A. | Ngious practices she might turn to | 2 Would be perfectly proper for you! to Invite the young man to call, but fur- some one else. Do you think that [ had better ask her for her company | ter than that you can do nothing. It ts| f 4 » become | Lest to let the young people choose for | how or walt unéil after I have become | thomselves, as the paternal choice does| of her religion? I Kiss her good night | not usually meet with the ehild’s appro- and she does not seem to be offended, | val. change and found they had between one and two dollars, which Brown Brees and his wife opened their savings box where they kept the loose | Proceeded to divide in the proportion of 3 to 5. To this arrangement the & EyyINg coPpyRiGnT | PULL SR IGMF CAN G PROM Monawe vacey, 1907 SHED AND ViIsivOrR $s AKO WAR mor Guests pungacow BERINS FOR CONVALESCENT Sea Siew In this side of the ‘ous? the She1mans would ! quar.ers and perhays would Buchanan's visitor, but Roosevelt's library. was President it's President |Tt 1s fair to assume that this room will | be President Taft's library, because it's A very large room, oblong with rounded corners and a splendid bay window—the | very sort of room Ip short that would match President Taft's own particular atyle of figure. Vice-President an can follow Vice-President Kern's plan. He can fit himself up a Mbrary in the so'e re- maining second floor bedroom. So far so good. There are still eight bedrooms up in the attic, and we'll di- vide them into two equal lots and send the governesses and malds and the like weake TAM “are LEANED OUT oF WINDOW * of both families up there to recline of nights close up under the noble but rather flattened roof, like mackerels in | @ can. This arrangement doesn't leave much room for outsidars, especially If ex-Pregident Roosevelt snould chance to take a notion to run down from Oyster Bay once In @ while to see how the spring crop of My Policies !s coming on, but in such emergencies we could have tesort to the same expediency that oc- curred to Us yesterday in the cases of the Bryans and the Kerns—we could erect ‘tents on the White House lawn and let the younger and the hardier guests camp out there. That might not prove So satisfactory if King Edward * Poa oN WOeasa OOO we8 RicGHaARD SHERMAN he Evening World Daily Magazinc, Tuesday, July 21, 1908. DODDOOHWDODODDDOOSEGSDIDOGSOQGODHOGOOOGOOS: JOOCOG. 9 louse In This Way © @OOO9506 SCENERY © ror. as ‘ oie ' n ‘ SPECIAL ONT RANCE Ter: HUNTING SuPmies ELE This is the sive of the White House the Tafts would fit up for them- selves, with everything on a substantial and commodious scale and wiih an auvisory deparimen underground that would be an important feature. ron SPA Serna WHER Tarr Put wor 3 use ae aN vator Pald another call to the nation, but just think how pleasing {t would be to the Kalser, who dearly loves a tented field! Trouble About Meals, A Story of New York Theatrical Life. Ls e PIR ee MOTDOESOOHOGDIHIDODOCHOOGDS DODDODOOOOOOIOCOOG The Chorus Lady DODOHOHONOOQOGODOCODDOHODOGOODGONDOG QOOOOOO lOCCOOCO. This Novellzation of “The Chorus) know the sort of girl I am," repeated) one foot to another. Lady” Was Made By John W. Harding. . by G. W. Dilingoam Com: Copyright, 1s, vy 0. I SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS Patricia O'urien te veauer of tue cnorus, 9 @ Browaway wueaire, Ao, tae courus 8 Det OUDKEr BBE, NUT ae hab, Wo te sccvetly, giirunk with Cra ford, yr @bour twa, Crawford is tae partner of B Mallory, 4 Virginia nome iravuct to W010 | Patricia is engaxed aad on whuse farm er) eHte live. ore bor.ows bow trom Ura | HaDIO® Ler father's hawe to a note for She Aves WW pie apUrLinWD’ 10) Patricia touows per taere, and airs, uy priea, Pairicla | from discovery au cea De Crawtord, Mallory, | | finding Parca at Crawfony, quae er and thelr engageie: i | left aloue after (he departure of his un. | invited xuests, begins so think ne pas deo duped, Patricia tahes Nora sacery hous de- fore the reat, of the family, searu of the | 1 sence, s | Younger girl's absence. 1 atricia troken at Dan’ at, She Cihaiy gvee | Mallory and her mother not | to tell her father they saw her at Crawford's CHAPTI)R XXI. (Continued.) | A Family Scene. og anoae Olll promise nce:hin’ av the koind!" retorted her mother decisively, “D'ye think Oi'm go- in’ to l'ave ye an’ that man to yir care ryins on? Not if O! know it, Yir ‘ou keep quiet an’ I'll promise never to see Crawford again—on me honor,” she nppealed “Yir honor!” ved her = mother harshly, “Yir honor!” “Don't you see I'm doing this for | pop's sake?’ urged Patsy, ‘There ain't | no need for him to know—to know''— Persuasion. “Tne kolnd ov a girl ye are.” broke In her mother angrily, “D'ye think Old decaive calvin’ us? him ag ye've been de- there ain't no need for him toi ; ewered. | frightened eyes, Patsy, writhing under the cruel, un- merited interjection, “You'll promise, mom? It's the fast thing I'll ever ask you. Say you will for his sake—for t sake of me that was dear to you once She appealed to Mallory in turn | “Won't you promise?” Mallory turned to } O'Brien, | “It won't do no good to tell him,” he} sald, “It's no uee breakin’ his heart lke she's broke mine—an’ yours.” “Thin ye promise never to see Craw- ford ag'in?’” demanded her mother, “I promise, mom. An’ you can be- e me,"? she sald earnestly. ' “All right, then, L won't tell if Dan- ny thinks {t best," the old woman agreed. “What ie are you goin’ to frame up for your father?" asked Mallory. ‘Till tell him ft's all off between you an’ me, an’ that’s no lie,"” Patsy an- Mrs. O'Brien looked dub{oue, A New Blow. “Ye'll have to think of somethin’ bet ter'n a quarrel to convince yir father,” she sald. “He'll want some good reason for me takin’ Nora home with me.” “You're going to take Nora away from me?" questioned Patsy, with wide, “Phwat dye think?’ flared up her mother. “D'ye s'pose I'd leave me baby with ye? It's hoigh toime she was out ay this.” “Then I ain't going to have no one! You don't think I'm fit to have my honey lamb around! You think ra! make my sister bad! Oh, my God! Qh, my God!" Patsy burst into a passion of tears| and fled from the room. | Mrs, O'Brlen gazed after her, visibly | Dan perplexed. was rubbing his chin vigorously end shifting uneasily from “OL almost mis sald the mother, her bad. Oh, w her? "You'd better take her you for the present," You can't leave her here tempted by that—that knows but you an’ me,” “Don't Worry!" “But what If O'Brien's gone to Craw- ford's “IT shouldn't admitted. ford'll tell him much. You say he didn't want no row on his hands. Anyhow, you'll take her, Who'll stand by her !f you can't be anythin’ more to be sorry if she went from bad to wor: Mrs. O'Brien reflected, sald. “It an’ save her from becomin’ Ol misdoubt If she'll listen to me, mo to persuade her, Ot'vs Jean on but you, bhoy, Y. talk with her?” “He answered tn the affirmative, me face O'Brien “An yea won't let alone, will ye? Help me to “Don't worry, I'l fix It,” her. ¥ “God love ye, Danny, bhoy, "Til Vave y alone.” so that ye can CHAPTER XXII. “The Third Degree." ALLORY waited for Patsy to re-| doubt that she would paroxys.. of Now that the fury Ins her self, bt _me own sins t's hard to believe| Wound of their separc..on was sinart- to become av) !Ns and the sight of her misery and Dan man. wonder if he had,” “don't think, though, Craw- e right, Danny, that's sure,” she| ‘s me duty to take her home| oping ha DDOOOODOHODODOWDODOGOODOODO home with advised. alone to be No one | he heard hin won't you? don’t? She | me, but I'd} worse, But Help no one to) ell have a He to him!" | he assured "she sald, talk to her He had no do 80 when td spent it-| red by the aTY or CONTRALTORS, ~\ CON ai PRIVATA Oneice OF) AY POLICIES best contriving, there's going to be some trouble about meals, There's a state ining-room which ts about the size of Rhode Island, and dotted here and there with red velvet furniture and those large cut glass chandellers that look JTAS.S: SHERMAN 5ORY, PACH by old Mr, Windsor, or some other awh ;household of augmented size, would | think of dining In It alone, That leaves | only one family dining-roem, which nat- | urally falls to the Tafts, | We might rig up a dining-room for | the Shermans In one of the cosy vesti- bules on the lower floor, but then we |face a problem. In the whole of the’ | White House there 1s but one dumb- | walter running up from the kitchen {n| the basement. It is quite evident that- | somebody 1s going to have te eat his truly Republican meals from the full dinner pall, and from this distance that somebody looks nearly like Mr, Jame@ ; 8. Sherman, | Getting Upstairs. ‘There are two stairways between the first and second floors, but one of them is for servants, and nobody will care to try to use the other when President Taft 18 ascending or descending, for fear of being dangerously crushed. There {!s also an elevator that runs clear through to the attlc, but when all's said and done, it’s Gay a small, ordinary elevator, suitable for trang porting elght or ten average-sized per- song, and {tt would never do, of course, for the Chief Magistrate of the nation |to take any foollsh chances for being stuck between two floors for two or three days while a force of working- men sawed through the walls and dug him out of his ornamental brass case It would never do in the world So, any way you figure It, you see ike a collection of damaged crystal Wedding presents strung together by that housekeeping for the Tafts and the gills, but no family, unless It hap-|the Shermans under the mil root pened to be the late Brigham Young's of the White House is going to bo or the late King Solomon's or the|marked by a few small triiting dis- Merry Wives of Windsor, accompanied | comforts. DOOGODIODS. Based on the Play By James Forbes, : GCODDDDOVOGOGHODOOODHOOOHAOOOODODOAY & discovery of her supposed falthlu- ess | And dupiletty hau calmed down the open | despair had not tended to alleviate tho pain, But at the mere recollection of Crawford and the le of the life he imagined Patsy had been Ilving his he hardened against any softening influence of compassion, Henceforth, he told himself, he would belleve In noting and no one, With what would remain to him from the ruins of his training stable business he would tel himself West and, keep: ing to hiinself, strive only for one thing —money, since money was the pass that opened all doors and procured the grati- fication of all -csires, Honor, love, counted as naught in this world. Money counted for everytiing, His bitter musing was interrupted by the advent of Nora in high dudgeon; “What this about going home?" she demanded, tsy says mom's going to take me away, “1 Don’t Want to Go Home.” "So she is, She thinks it best. So do "he sald, What for? I don’t want to go home, I can't live down on that stupid old farm now, and I won I've had enough to bear without being dragged into the country where there's no itn nor anything. Why, they've promised me a part in the next sh Besides, 1 ain't going to run away and have those girls gossiping about ine, I'll get even with Sylvia Simpson for getung mo into this mess, the jealous cut!” “Jealous? Of what’ “Ot everything—bvecause and prettier than rhe |s~ going to have the part ne idea, talking about I'm younger vecause i'm she wanted. me to peo- @ sald you were at Crawford's rooms to-night.” “| know; sent pop and mom chasing after me.” Mallory was astonished (To Be Continiied.) wife readily agreed, but when he was not looking she slyly silpped three coins, Of the same denomination, from his to her plle, which still left the two piles in Listen to the Birds # .w . By Bob Addams “MQ AWIMMING FOR MINE, | DON’T WANTER GET ALL FRECKLED UP LIKE YOU.” | Boarding-House Fables > Told By Joseph A. Flynn. Tess Discourses on Hot Weather Manners, OU look but cool,” papers and a couple of perfectos up I remarked to Tess (here and stayed all afternoon. He at dinner last Says he had the time of his tife, only evening, mean- Whiskerino kept knocking at the door while watching |¢Very five minutes to find out if the ; srtunity, Water was cold enough, faa eating, i “Adrian and myself took In Coney. healthy peach, “Td just like to know who looks any other way these days,” she Vos. ATLYM replied, fanning | herself vigorously Net an empty plate. ‘The weather), cold water and took a bottle of third ral, a siphon of seltzer, three news- that {s being handed out now {s cer- | tainly the Iimit, and I'm beginning to envy those lucky bonnets that work in jice creain factories, I don't mand the) seat #9 much during tha day, decacse all you settlers are downto'vn plugging | away after the long green; but In moon- time, when I try to catch a gentle [} snooze !n the hay, and can't, that's When 4 10'se a long howl It's bad enough jollying yourself into happy dreams in my little six-by-four up under the beams, but once those wops across the street start an agony with their guitars, and that ten-twenty-and-thirty Henrietta on the top floor begins shout- ing ‘Meet Me at the Old Bridge To- Night!” you might as well try to sleep Niu a bowling alley. “Mrs, Starve-'om likes this kind of weather because she says people don't eat so much on warm days, and halt the time some of these ttlers don't come home at all except to see if their trunks are still here, Whiskerino says The Time of His Life, Woe didn’t start ti late, but we'll know better next time. Lizzie sprained her foog the day before in an argument with th@ cat, so L wore her new white sult, and Just because it got a little | dusty she wants me to cough up a dol+ lar to have It cleaned, but I gently re- jhe wouldn't mind the hot weather if minded her this morning abou he time she took my Merry Widow out und had | it christened by Mr, Rain, But I cer- | tainly did look the goods 3u , and | Adrian knew it, too, [ had on a new coming off, and we had to borrow couple of bber bands from a stick looking conductor to ki them wherd they belonged. “it vs, but we had ution ¢ Ing what a nie we'd make In the " see ourselves with 3 sailing up on the top of wet waves. We tried three or four bathing- houses, but they had all they could hold, i a while, Just when [ was ady | to give up the Job, we came across one tha, was still doing business, though rowd outside fight- ing ye somebody thelr money for « | bathing sult; and like a couple of sailors | we Joined the crusn, We stood in ine for four hours, and then’— “Then, with a cry of Joy, you both | plunged into the surf, and forgot all | we only had a small sized brewery In| che discomforts of the trip down, eh?” the cellar, for then he'd take charge) { nterposed, astonished at the flexibility yt ft and wouldn't come upstairs until of the steak. November. Do you see that young fel-! “plunged into pickle low over there getting away with som@-| thwarting a fly in body else's portion of peas? Last Sun-|1y covering it up. day was pretty warm and nobody W&S cashier's window it was on deck, so he filled the bathtud with home.” here was an aw Fanning Herself.