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The Evening Worid Daiiy SESE TE) Monday? july 207 1908, FU OOOO COD OO! GOPOOEEOOODOSM, [IF BRYAN AND KERN ARE ELECTED AND THE WHITE HOUSE BECOMES A “TWO-FAMILY HOUSE” OSS OOOOH Tho Result Would Be, at First | Glance, an Undue Crowding, Lack | of Comfort aud Total Loss of All _ Domestic Privacy. epg ee COOOODg see DOO OCC Ok Oc TOO Oi) erasers) OOOO TOODDOOUOGUO OOO How the Seven “Bryans” and Five “Kerns” Might Apportion the Executive Mansion as a “High Class Tenement.” -t- ss s+ ee ee wr eee tof the time of President and re, Jr—when hoe wasn't off at Kermit, Archie and Que Thess with the inevitable private guests, of servants, the governesses and functionaries, pretty weil tilled the availa portions of the White House with no reat amount of space to spare, Now multiply this establishment by two, which Is practically what It would amount to with the Nebraska Bryans and the Indiana Kerns living under the same roof, and you begin to snarl up tie dation in a way that would appeal to any housekeeper aveusto’ © wrestling with those domestic probe lems that Just will crop up even when you keep a second girl and a man come ing in once a week to attend to the furnace and the lawn, Planning the Presidential Household, Tet us assume that President Bryan, naturally having the first call on the premises, would occupy that end of the second floor which the Roosevelts vacated, Besides President Bryan and Mrs, Bryan there would be thelr son, Willlam Jennings Bryan, jr, now nearly eighteen years old and big for his age, and thetr second daughter, Miss Grace Bryan, who is In college, but who will be making her debut In a year or two at most, Then there Is the older daugiiter, Mra, Ruth Bryan Leavitt, and her two bitte ollidren, Mrs, Kuth Bryan Leavitt, tt te falp to assume, would stay with her parents in the White House for a good part of the time anyhow, Now we come to the Kern side, consisting of the Vice-Prosident and Mrs, Kern, Kern's daughter riage, Miss J Kern, who ts grown up household proper elt, Miss Ethel 1 HELF FOR TEDOY, J] SING van a Sern should be elect- s. 4 Eine SEARS - ROOSEVELTS ' P UPPOSING now that the ticket of Bryan and Kern shoul’ i pS a bh \ x son TEAS AR THe } ed next November, and supposing further that on moying into ‘ eh } 6the White House in the follow March, President William Jen- nings Bryan should renew that suggestion, which he made a few days ago, to share the building with Vice-President John W. Kern; and supposing, finally, that Vice-President Kern should accept the kind invi tion and move in with his family andehis family’s Vageage and personal be- longings, why then what? Why, a good deal, when you come to think it over. To be; Wid be the first ttn it the roof of the Home of Amer: fea's Presi tered a‘dounle- ded household self is a matter era terest in » days of servant problems and Prevalent high prices of food stuffs In the second place, even tiuse patriotiea!ly-inc who gard th White House as one of our noblest wMing to t the bul oe ta not particularly well adapted for ous ovcupan | flouriet le- West families, su the Bryan an True, the But, according to with it we r re cons) which in it ed citizens of Waatington hitestu ng was the governesees, For the sake of argument let us say that Prosident and Mrs. Bryan take for their bedchamber the present bedehamber of President and Mrs, Roosevelt, at the southwest corner of (he second floor, Miss Grace Bryan, we will assume, takes Miss Ethel Roosevelt's pretty red and gold room in the same wing. Mrs, Leavitt 1s established in the beautiful Colonial bedchimber that was Miss Alice Roosevelt's before she became Mrs. Nicholas Longworth. William Jennings Bryan, Jr. returning for vacation from the Matte School of Oratory and Ex- pression, or wherever he ts being educated, moves into one of the three rooma along the north side where Archie Roose now keeps himself and his pet snake. Mr, Bryan elects to use the big oblate spherold y, where so many messages and hunting stories have been produced during the last few years, Chat Disposes of Bryan Very Cozi'y. ‘ That disposes of the Bryans very coztly, alowing that they send their overs flow of white servants to the tin-topped atti= rooms and their colored servants i) duarters in the west terrace near ce laundry OW we come to the Kerns, We will put the Vice-President and hig gractous helpmeet in one of the s A guest room, near ¢he north west corner, We establish Miss Julia Kern in the adjoining room at the same end of the building, We bestow upon the two little Masters Kern another room, Then We must go back to the other Bryan wing and find a room for the two little Leavitts, whom we have almost overlooked in the bustle and hustle of providing for larger personages, Certainly they must have a room opening into the room of thelr mother, We accomplish this by saw.ng a doorway in the dividing wall expenditure o! ae of open plumt and the two children of the second Ing. But b elt A and tired of marriage, n W. Kern, jr, nine years old, and William Kern, five yeirs old. ving in 2 sort of a if one can This make grand BryansKern total of twelve persons, not @ounting nurses, the word in this « 1 been regarded as suitable and ade- maids and other attendants, onor took his Saturday quate along back night bath in eral iin members of in the sprit mention the Magistrate FA Primitive Abode for the Nation's Read. Thanks to President R tence In the matter the d. mforts wh the M and ¢ Js and their pr ad endured were done away w The White House was practica'ly re and 0) spirit of its original chaste and with the further additions « Appliances and furnishings. Until tt er part of 1602-th been o 2 ms ‘ yathroom in the entirel, of those portable tin J ng th mall Kind that is used in a canary bird’s cage, w hd 1 for the horse pond to get w 2 sit ate residence of any size In s of modern I! this nation nous the removal of the executly to the newly restored west wing and the , tiveness as sieping quarters, One of them, under the Roosevelt regime, has | s, this allotment was; veen ysed by the housekeeper. Another has been called by courtesy the had private baths and | nursery, and two more have been jeld as emergeney belrooms to be occupied attle bed the largest tn the | y the younger sone of the Prestdent when thelr own three smail rooms on the rooms now use space into ro g off of the inert dressing rooms attached ase, but the summ: mer—thelr nearness to @ tin roof t be requi old stean Washington sum md floor mi toned for gu kK away ome of their of their attr Since the mariage of Mis $8 Alice Roosevelt, the Pres jent's elder daughte Hunt ailing Big Game. i st vt nh ut ea A Story of New York / I ‘hi 7 5) ] ad Based on the Play Q Kern visitors, turn and turn about. Ht Id! Mr. Kern will want a Mbrary, 2 o @ {Won't he? Certainly he will, Even if this private Wbrary should be confined to Theatrical Life. Le 10rus a v By James Forbes, i erary output of 14s native State he will still have several thousand 2 | volumes of hist novels, "Fables In Slang.” Janes Whiteomb Riley's poerne eaanseaaaann and souvenir views of picturesque Kokomo, President Bryan, as we have al- ly polnted out, Is establis! in the Fegular egg-shaped library, writing Sooo OOOO: DO0C00000000000000,00000000 This Novellzation of “The Chorus) t Told by Himself Ain't there any limit raing up ; thought for a minute he | said Lady” Was Mad Sona eats 4 yet eee qaaldn't believe TH WHAt Vou Want ue to do tor you? oMckl papers, and aranging for lecture tours after the expiration of his second | y as Mado : yaa eka I e ef ; Ween a ip Khim for money! Id scrub tloots term. So we will fit up one of those spare bedrooms with shelves and a t ance his great sha mane | By John W. Harding. | 8 3° aA iT NPATee RA cual CaCI Chrinranl elf on ‘the sofa and Student's lamp for Vice-President Kern. Democratic simplicity being the key= ane fore-quarter made him look | copyrigat, twa, by 0. W, Dillingaam Com) "Did they aie I 1 think he'll maki [enor ward ering her eyes Witt note of this administration, tt will be a competent but not an ornate student's Deere een ee fay Apeametaniiaarcares Hadise ult world,” sie mur: lamp, such a lamp as one gets for one's trading stamps, away and made off. and e Vea Ne REM ts ie sent cat cong wity ure, A FEW Complications at Dinner Cite, BeIRE HAFRELT BO CRUR CREE: Huge Taga at own happiness | quest. At the doot giinced around) And now we come to the arangements for dining. Mr. Bryan {3 @ hearty: travelled a long distance before ston- Ww ound with that al sew that her sister Was crying. | eater, Nobody has ever insinuated that Vice-President Kern could not pull up ping, for we followed his trail for some te in : ul vo hap t othe a Ting at the bed. t@ the table and tuck away hia three squares a day. The Bryans take their! ult Te i age oh He) her dry Mae ! eae i: Hs a are OP Ae to pay ing Ha) ta Ki et tr omea the regular family dining-room on the first floor, So we will have to round that his hoofs at not leave a eta facinecm mec ouauen lee eee an inner room es St convert tie last remaining guest chamver Into a dining-room for the Kerna, scrape in the soil, and yet did not r I'd ‘a’ given my ¢ y a nt for Is SRY aval yer al Easy, also, will be the plans for offictal receptions, deout parties, diplomi again catch so much as a glim; Kept this from him, It's too late now ommented foing to open) the door, © TTalnings and all the social tunations that 0. ; Petr ine Heo Geta CHITA permet tO, open en nings an 1 miionly apperiain to the households ofa President and a ¥ 1 on a sutistying system recetving in the Red Room/ Ind.tna in the Blue Room, thus leay ing the Green Room for emergencies and overflow meetings, Finally, on spe, SraraaeATALloty e-President, It will be das He entered and glanced at Patsy, but of give and take, as tt were. When the Bryany are d of greeting. the Kerns can entertain friends fr rick?” queried Mrs, \ assented Nora. “That's what's over " more, I won't be, I'm been worrying me, What aid you to hide from mom for? Why didr 5 you stick it out in some way? You T can take perso at the Three Buf aloes. It wag late in the afternoon before we saw any game: then we made out In ) earning my Uv n my ace f. There's no O'Br th ldle of a large plain three black could have told her a story of some call for you to do iE Cally large occasions, there 18 the state banquet hall, which so far has net specks, whica proved to be buffalo— kind, and it would have been all right. | y A Ray of Hope. F Mattory, throw. ee” requlelitoned for any family purpose whatsoeve GovyRiaT UNDERWOOD AND old bulls, Our horses had come a good You weren't ke me, You had your nat “There's NO Other Way |” kiiis iat onvw wiait. “Hed left the! Of course, we may have some slight enibarrassments to contend with when UNSaawoun my, 06 ing his fat on a chal DH th vat's where you Patsy in unoffended tone. 0 head. You couldn't tak distance under a hot sun, and as an? coat and street clo had had no water except from the mud, | CHAPTER XXII. “I got rattled,” she confe am's Sone) | tole in the morning they were in no him every wher the Bryans or the Kerns are having a week-end party, say, or when some dige tinguished yuest of the nation happens along Does some one ask what might happen in the case of quarrels between the K.' rejoined hotel, an’ [hunted f ou ain't but | couldn't tind him eft word at the hotel tf ye will (Copyright, 1893, by G. P. Pu ; again, as no dou it Rot tired Published unde: arraggemnenta with condition for running, They were not | A Family Scene. Ingratitude, au i was alone in a ten | TES te re vi besides, 1 thought he two sets of servants, ot blokerings among tho children? . Putnan's 2% New Yor very fast, anyhow; so, though the e ‘ acre fleld, not to talk of a city full of might ‘a’ come here this time.” Perish the thought! Don't you k that this 1 a8 London.) M i: NR ae iE gas was turned down in the “Yes, and you've got us into a pretty) snarks like New York. pur” et itaven't you two seen pop ven GEL An BOOS RROH SOMES UDI Is Ab peticas of: testored shar se Fri Frabora bien wel Meda: | ead f aia irks like New York. But nobody's “Haven't you np sit Tat Lhek DaROSERIRURATL GF soln’ to put you In the soup if [ can tured Patsy timidly N 19 ieee nos to creep up to the mara Waal weet {t all on yo: hale No,” growled Mallory, without look- (To-morrow The ening World will desertbe conditions at the AIRED eee al ess following me. I won't) “All right p got all the [ng a ie one shone in the giri's White House In case the Republican ticket wins and the Tatts and After taking advantage of every hol ra | ! yo \ : . H Chase. t Let it go at that. How are we ah Shermans adopt the Bryan-Kern plan, An Exciting Bison Chase.) ine os sagebrush, we got | i iediantollows anirind/vourbac||iicraetiienn te? yethen I want'—she began hesitat-, Sere ee eee B September [ai to] within about a hundred and cwenty-Ave | ON they Fee yiacr cinieanitll See nai hein ke a short trip afte At) yards of where the three bulis were beeae Ca Blues nd nonaeh trary Want that time I was staying In a cow) unconsciously feeding, and as all be): orq Mom's Dan's gone out thinking bad of m Da T want camp a good many miles un the river] tween was bare ground I drew up and | | ep ie lelped me by buttin ) A few mo. | You won't from my ranch; there were they no} fired. | pid you beat ‘em here?" Y aot vouraall’| fore she replied, init (here wag | you seen to-night H cattle south of me, where there are} It was the first time I ever shot at 5 ferpoNe TCHOURHENT HARTER TIA cae her gaze, b Rae head, and the| buffalo, and, confused by the bulk and | : $ er gisten| Ask Dan Mallory for money!” « now very many thous said Patey,. with Dan?" deman : Tt BR in house gown Meade i | that gives Met Ro eA St halr 9 beas Imed too : | iftatn had been plentiful in the coune| #haRRy hair of the beast. 1 almed too noes try for a DH cce cueee ruuilcaribacatione CHAL wad mand| Ne nearly ) ‘ tow. The { lines, and ast of the herds had been de-| broadside on toward me, The bullet . B: (G, a K hi J | treet on ditvanl out atx cmontha ver( told on Mie body with ai loud crack, the arence e O y Alles vir ie same tim re, and there were only a few| dust flying up from his hide; but it did loose and comforta Gee, that was ble, is the one whic was one of my first} not work him any immediate harm, or x is most to by ! 1 shot|!n the least hinder him from making GEE! HE HASN'T COME with the r fle very little, and that onty| off; and away went alt three, with their UP YET' MEBByY HE'S / aired, Here Is a @t deer or elope. tails up, disappearing over a slight rise DROWNED! -— model whleh per T took as a companion one of my best| !n the ground, fectly the re- men, named Ferris (4 er of the ~ juirements The ! {Exhausted. RaNie Loake Ferris already mentioned); we rode a couple of ponies, not very gand ones,| For seven or eight miles se loped our and each carried his roll of blankets} Jaded horses along at a brisk pace, oc and a very small store of food in ajcasionally seeing the buffalo far anea pack hohind the saddle and finally, when the sun had just set Yiaving the cow camp early tn the} we saw that all three had come to a mé.ning, we crossed the Little Missourilstand in a gentle hollow. There was and for the first ten sites threaded our [19 cover anywhere near th and, as a 8 a. eco luded Way through the narrow defiles and| last despe tr y ay aon Hee ees AN Tto try to run them on our worn-out iB the t ot a great] panics veld by a ribbon at st lin while is am able without least sug the neg sleeves LUeKY 1 CAME, UP UNDER tuous di tract of Bad Land As we cantered towand they be In full or faced us for a second and turned ree-quarterlength, The Pursuit. round and made off, while spurs as liked, and the jade the po bled us toc es put on in with We rode up the ray amining the soll hour, however: final: the mouth of the little side coutle, there faney collar can be Ine, carefully ex- noarly half an|the wounded e time 1g we passed {that the lessening twil had almoat F vanehed: while tive tim of the fill moon above the horizon as erred Ifa gown is was A plunge and crackle through the] When up within twenty feet I fired my e skirt ushes cit its head, and a shabby-look-| rifle, but the darkness, and especially be cut ing old bull bison galloped out of it] the violent, labored motion of my , bu ace made me miss, [tried to get in closer and, without an {nstant's hesitation, | when suddenly up went the bull's t plunged over a steep bank into a patch] and, wheeling, he charged me with | of rotten, broken ground which fell! ered horns @round the base of a hierh butte. So auickiy did ho didappear that wo ltt Peril. fhad not time to dismount and fire,| My pony, frightened Into momentary CBATHIN IN YER UNIFORM Wl LL HEV YE2 SUSPINDED! {~~ | A COP IN SWiMMN) OUT'N THAT Dock reine OUR HOrae 3 to {activity, spun round and tossed up. his Hae CeinchaeKids Apureing our horses. we xalloped up tO} head, i was holding the rifle in both arog S inehed ® the brink of the cliff down which he | hands, and the pony's head, striking It Ne oe ae Oe had plunged: it was remarkable that) knocked It vtolently against. my fore r ap, WL he should have gono down it unhurt, | head, cutting quite a gash, from w From where we stood we could gee | ieated as I was, the blood poured Into A eyes, nothing; so, getting our horses over tha | "Ayege ards M4, $ 2-4 vards Mor 61-4 yarda 44 ile the buffalo, passing me, broken ground as fas; as possible, we! charged my companion and followed ran to the buite and rode round it, only | him as he made off, and, as the ground rain rami to see the buffalo come out of the | Was very bad. for some little distance n f his lowered head was unpleasantly near broken land and climb up the side of! the tired pony's tall. [ tried to run in Another butte over a quarter of a milefon him again, but my pony stopped off. short, dead beat. and by no spurring 7 m could I force him out of a slow trot In spite of his great welght and! My companion jumped off and took a cumbersome, heavy-looking gait. he!couple of shots at the buffalo, whieh climbed up the #teop bluff with eage | inissed in ithe dim moonlight, ani to our unutterable chagrin the wounded bul pao Bic aes eaten ee labored off and vanished In tho dark-- n I made after him on foot in hope- baok attus for a moinent;: while sq and helpless Perm watil he got out ee asia tie tig "us, an at ‘ AN + aber OOKIN FER therm No. 6042 Is Call or send by mail to THE WORLD MAY MAN: TON FASHION BUREAU, No. 18 Bast Twenty-third street, New York. Send 10 cents in coin or stamps for each pattern ordered. IMPORTANT—Write your name and addrras pisis!y, snd ab ways specify size wanted.