The evening world. Newspaper, July 17, 1908, Page 11

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday, July 1/4, 14U0. == The Million Dollar Kid -+ “= -+ By RW. Taylor] geo-tsenssassnmienmnoassioem Gertrude Barnum 9 f oe. 4 Undesirable Wives 3 Writes on 3 [ AE Be ean sae xs Described by 9 _ Vacation Vagaries. fui souLy Him WAT 8 | Barton W. Currie. & ALONG AND GET A woop ' ? 4 # SOLID WITH M155 - y w | CL ee ‘No, 5— The “ Gushing”’ wise and cute observation, An@ that |rippiing laugh! It was a spray of arrived | the co G | Wife. golden sound that tlekled your senses A dozen d ' delic jously, bepow the TE Gushing ot put when $0 different changes betria: At Gushy Wife/ rung on the ‘Tee-hee!” and ‘“Ho-ho!"* {9 generaily | tat nd "La-la ‘6 the perpetual froth nighty interesting (224 “La Bh pare Jof connubial chat you begin to wish and attractive un-!eiat you had married a Sphynx or 1 you realize that | tain a partner cryptically solemn. you are wedded) “niore are few marital predicaments fast to her, Few) oie harrowing than belng tled to an men are by nature frivolous, Per contra, few wom- en are other- wise, You expect the Sweet Young Thing you aro bor trothed to to gush| jand be frivolous. Every man who goes j4-courting friv away his time most Joutrageously, That's part of the game, He !s led into it and Wkes 1, Or ts suMctently hypnotized to think ha does, Ask any crusty married man you know what he and Nett!s said to cach other in the course of the 500 evenings! he gave up to swinging in hammocks, oe lolling on the beach or wearing the plush fn the right hand corner of the parlor sofa. It was mostly all cara- mel conversation, and a man ilkes to | Dut that sort of thing behind him ty the tima he has patd the last tnstal- beratted matron id maids, tn stil eled (boots urglasa stays, sat on the ver- da walting for ner me, A babble of gossip rosa from the sev- eral groups, to mingle with the pirds’ ey songs and float off on little clouds toward the horizon when the sun hung low. A slim, da: ed girl, {n a loose-fit- ting, low-necked and shortskirted Inen own and tennis shoes, trip: t ofa @ide door and swu Brom a strap over string-mesh vag, containing two small donks, a lunchbox and a tin cup. "Tsn't she queer?” “Plain daffy. “Everything Lys seen her woar !8 mado that same w on her ike a |) “Like w “Why, the ‘queer’ girl. I found her An Cp ENN MERE'S $10.80 TO BUY YOURSELF A‘ TENNIS RACKET! Now LET'S Co SEE YOUR SISTER, BASTON WCURRE, fo HAVE ANOTHER, 7 \vST Love PLATE |S UKE ISE CREAM, WO GAS NOW MISTER! ENJOY YOUR- TANKS, MISTER! BUT 1 AIN'T Got No sister! I'm AN 1 RPHAN and her belt hangs h ohil country Jakes ber aro in thetr i ment on the nearemahogany antique wagons, and ts up on tho front ae / sideboard, een umbreias, and 7 = , With a good many wives the gushl- rides straig to the post-Mfice. She Watching the Sky Fade. ness and giddiness ceasa the moment doesn’t seem to give a rap what people! jy . 1 4 ahe has taken up the weight for the § Hi y ght on tha top of a purple hill, wa 6 3 ri think. {ng the sky fade. 8 ass her eu matron class, But when you get a “Toe-hee! Tee-hee! real gusher you are In for a perpetual titter. It in fine ¥ 3 to the fi up th ever-bubbling gusher, A good, hearty aigh is a prodigiously fine thing to ‘have around the house. But a chronic titter fs baleful. It will jangle on the ears of the most fond and devoted and Master, It will make him ard a South Sea Island cockatoo as 4 and splendidly human creature rious e as nd atuft h ® sun's set count crockery with food, while t ver Overlook M. 1ra out on a terms with olinks, and knows out woods--told ma about some » others do t work, while ke human bengs. well up on squ 4 and trees crops and seasons all the rest. If we stick to her we’ t acquainted with this country, § her WHY No! Look TOOK MY BROTHER TO THE BALL CAME, ToDAay'! 1M GOING To MEET THEM Now! Coopaye! one! | (wi Jwno is tar (ISNT HE YouR Hevve ure LITTLE BROTHER? [| Box ? Je —— YT wsst GO (ane BLow DIS Coin! , or unfortunately (accorde > the lowness or highness of your zation), you cannot bring your self to veating a giggling wife. Then you couldn't get rid of her completely Just beating Unless you used hea blunt instrument. Soctety er frowns on such coarse methods. Soclety 1i always be blind to what individual guffers within himself, n the early ages there were some 1) philosophers who discouraged gig g and gushing by cutting out the tongue, and in all well regulated harema rs are frowned upon. does not tolerate the Kates.” “It seems odd she tqueesr,’ you 3 like a wax lady in tn and reads In the st gamble for hees" has her neatly stltched in « bag and dropped. off a balcony overhangs a cool, deep pool or “Isn't Se Queer?” The dinner hour st @ips hurried tndoors, Gir) disappeared avound @ curve on hillside, When wo came out from dining-room, after @ table d the sun had set, and a c Kk, and the gos Turkish pertons may be a trifle » their extensive domestic rela- "Oh, you funny old boor! Toe-hee, tions, but they do not beat ar the tee-hee, tee-heo, hee, hee, hee, tee, tee, bush, We can think up the same neat Httle cures for our ills, tut we don't Vien she first called you a funny iseem to have the same stuff in us when t an imme y {t comes to carrying them out. Caramel ased on the Play OruUus 3 a VY By James Forbes, A Story of New York Theatrical Life, Convereation. blase { lad that once In a w! rl that’s not afraid to fe ‘queer. | = a | This Novelization of “The 1000000000000 000000000000 0969300920006 rae Nene ee lGeipecateeere wee Betty Vincent’s Advice oe wledge of the world, | ra pluck and clear Juds- bled her to hold her nees had des f time being in her “HTow'd you know my name? I don Id boor you thougt And his reply "You're aM right, Wttle one I wil {trust you at all times, In all things” wret ne was know you,” sho answered. LH ealth and Beat 1t 5 G era Vie blow was too much for s | ou know 9, V e Alone in the World. Ot f nee Atiiirerl On Cc t h p and M g | rave little woman to bear 2 to ca!l me a our snl and | arriage at iat ie ribs fant) MEalta Deal: eM Gi e Grove, By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. 00000000000 Q0OGOOGO Ww LUIIGONO COB0COCR09B000_¢ i seamen To the Rescue : The Message of the Flowers, | \°\* "iis several appointments w Freer cee yl eee HEC ee to Havery | And the Duke he was, ou: it was[Hair Coarse and Straight, {yi axe; that ts, unptaitnd, but guthe Dear Baty: Iotters to explain each time, bat o nh with him an’ he cast you, Park ace at that Small wondor that Patsy D.-You cannot el ve tox-|a BOW Of ribbon, secured with another HON aendingnfoweraycone: Fass mad Goulater aI Ree Mall hackeronniten thelpatlent) She wanted to 08Mlze him The lly dirty B ture of bow at the neck and still another smalfe Inevienal enteelieeeyianeuli| Geena te Sevag ea esaitaawn Hele get away from the nolse, the lights, the |@Weater clad stable boy was miracu- Ott 4 cf bow Just above the waiat ling, be Inciosed? It im on her bith inet account, I care vary) aati 1 ut from the lights she could lously transformed. Ho was as spick | make straight but vy Dandruff, day 1 Wins (© end them) Lie tat | proved to be.” and span as a new pin, A smart tan git well in good \g her neglect came to the con she wanted o rid of @S- [ stayed away ma sult of a loud tinctly English cut. Ay w oves to match ¢ s which QUISITIVE send any your card. bu week or ter mpoo mixture, The words whirled In her head. Had kept hale atever the text It 13 not necessary t ange if you 5 Dan really delivered pb ‘i wrote me that Iw t an {Infamous utterance to hi i 8 i RAPS ELA : H 4 RGU Peete tren ely tit est and not Invit oe ae lanced wite, who had b ft er Bhe walked toward the water | tpcoat gay HEL ct ow ing thud betore Wishes!’ or ny happy 5 ot s0 did CHAPTER XIX. |him? ‘There was no evad pous + and a policeman, twirling his ne De Ge ateo ae as DI nek Da MIE IRI cUrl aap aty or saE irae the day” or suinething of that £0 nee F y (Continued,) j reality of ft. He had said an s d advanced upon r out of 5 i ‘ ; er sh ue are : i 1 i ; H curl mu eae an i, , youn, told you you w y * ed her ruthlessly. This was tho : » shadow, soft re ser than usual: Guim ara 4 esata at no ol bd Faint Heart and Fair Lady, CARER) cette) CG Guap WARTS eG Uhe Father. lof a man! This was the i N arate He He cay tinere sa ia Dear Beitr ’ Bele, ities Y had Eee RE LBIEaT LIT W ARIS OY A Friend in Need, wus in a Broadway car 1 wrmula for egg shampoa: Yolk of 4 a with everybody, She could not e: IL!" he shouted gruffly, “Whereare| aw," he went on, “an' recogn C Dee ae Eun era as you seemed Beat the every reason to hellove f | She ty her mother, and the latte | HAVE given a girl friend of mine which T do. T asked pe Ty Wanted a to think and decide) py and he, too, we his| 4 ed her and re anxl eail, which was granted acted Ing | Upon a pla , had b » was no eft | called ke if both times when I was there as if Sox. | unnerved by what sho had been t abway,” fan things had go yea ead y collect hert Distracted } r 1 a i ters I had hoped she returr No Cause for Jealousy, § is going the signiticance of what | walked—ran straight bef h K olowtn’ you. 1/Queries From a = Dears sho had broug’ ev@lt for her! people turned and gazed after I \ I : Tf there’ B i at p th Opti a sal AM. nin years old and deeply forced f upon her ously. On she hurried ur zl es LeHOR OL CuRATITEN Ta bth When Shoes Burn, | | in love with a boy of the same ag e arose in her mind thé memory | up exhausted rs t ty This meet wing the lnciden meee Beatle budenstl 2h Oh OW that the time for outdoor | When I first went with this young e first and only semblance of a| blocked her way. 1 Ht ie ae 4 ie eons ce of A peas nan he called four or five times a week, Lately he has only called three time week, wich I think {8 better. I ha every reason to believe that he loves 2 he has told me so, but he § > marry him, One ning after him t between herself and Mai-| what she was doing, heedless of w r when she vad | It went, she boarded the car that ha her { ‘an of gong on| stopped in front of her. She wa. soon after their betrothal,;only to sit down.@ There wero f ed what she had sald: people In the cay, and § did not got to trust me for good an’ look upon them with seeing eyes. Tho Reddy the Rooter. sports |s at hand, the atiiletic| Girl will spend much of the| day {n her heavy outing shoes or ten | nis boots. | If feet are sensitive this may causo| Me de annoyance and burning to an extent| 8s never asked n that almost does away w pe the erelaie a | affects of the outdoor ex ana Tidohiti kee Tho change ts especia tates OEE: cause the cares, for ad 1 the car tracks a man {n common with everybody at Mapje}dclow oF to t he had left the car ac. the little she had so there, be. | girl appearance, which is alw S nara always had been obliging and | squea charm, by fixing thelt hi cuse me, Miss Patsy," he said, (To Bo Continued.) orately Ike grown girls, Ha'r rolled at 0 sides, platted and arranged In a «not at back of the neck with a bow { velvet or Hbbon {s always @ pretty oe By George Hopf. | ier amie git x whic never wear lish pompado' Silk Stockings. stockings,” an | 667 LOVE to we aid the economical woman, ey wear ut so fast it always afford them." in Paris,’ eaid the 1@ salessvom- ys ask you If It you say yea en () | | mer ts e: Tandcce me? cas —<—<—<————— fts or elab Adresses of ls f before putting on your heavy | You are extremely. fo REDDY,1 WANT YoU M'M = THAT Pe cele 1 be ve abet Yeu dust (Rem thiols si mit vo “hate sto eae. “the young TO BRING MY LUNCH , SMELLS Good.| {He REDDY 3) fo v4e Indefnites fects of ¢ Ry ania: REA HO TInBG RATES ippor Se, the Dd A y eof the vhleage overcome. The burning ts conquerod| | You. Be satlefied In knowing that be [vessia’ inente : : j eatin aC. by the pow ask you to marry him ne still cares epee = 4) rok) EO) Fy Gy ) ws) os Ls) Piz Zoe los | iy) Se Bees. PEI)! HINTS FOR THE HOME — +! for you EGE ¢ ‘Hot Chicken Salad. ilo nll Mele Dut age aura \ , Beas : i k slowly, coow NE jab! add 1 ti with tof m I thick and Boi! Your Clock, TACH works from cage, Doll the works twenty minutes In strong soap suds, then boll in clear water Ivy In oven five minutes, « 1olor- GET | lgker 15 i watch oll, use @ ; OUT OF MYL? | é re drop ‘et a Oa (AN Two “| SIGHTS Va 5 era | Ae eae ia YW) |GAMES Feel aan ri ky . gE EZ z ze wheels ‘our € ; 5 ed and olled and will rug ONE ADMISSION! n toast W scalloped Cabbage. us well a Dried-Apple Cake, < ip i OAK apples over night tr cr to cover. Chop and mt 1 them w 3 4 molasses, Stow 4“ 8 showing how a little | lon world of good,” anys Prof, Apfelbaur \ grocery on the corner, Hans was piling up ¢ Ksked’ ine how high he Goth ' seedless an ery f and ttle longer. Coad @afely build it. 1 four ly two ounces, and would sus tain a pressure of eight po: etush, so 1 told him to pile away | ae he ilked. as there no fear of a catastrophe; bot it has fust occurred to me that some of our clever people would iike to Sow high Hans e: bullé that pyramid if an ogg weighs two ounces and will support eight pounds?’ 1 Dp stter, 9 da teaspoon namon, allspice d loaves and spoons butter, four tablespoons flour, and nutineg. Makes quarter ‘feaspoon salt, little pepper, one is cet ic >