The evening world. Newspaper, July 14, 1908, Page 13

OPOPUDDIDOODOOD i Kick Them Off the Steps, . * once Peter one evening test weet, , and I found him entertaining a Ger man nobleman—the Count Cheeve von Cheese. ‘The count ts travelting tn this country + incognito. If it were my country he couldn't travel in a cage. Tm wise to those guys with the Gorgonzola title all wrapped up tn tis- Bue paper and only etght dollars in thelr jeans. Count Cheese von Cheese wes intro- @uced to me by Uncle Peter aa ptatn Herr Bungstarter, and then uncle whis- pered me next to the real truth about the incognito gag. Uncle Peter certainly does make both ends meet in the lemon Industry, He {s the original onion collector, and he spends his waking moments falling for dead ones. | I was on to Count Cheese von Cheese the moment he opened his talk trap, That miff is over here to pick out an| heiress and fall in love with her because | he needs the money. | Every steamer brings them over, | Bun some rs some in dress eu nd some in hoc signo vinces, | but all of them able to pick out s tady with a bank account at fifty paces. Give this ¢air lend @ fit of indigestion? | ‘Why are they permitted to set their proud and large feet on the eofl for! ‘which our ¢orefathers fought end bled | Holding O1 Why do these fatheads come over here a silver cigarette case and a s0- directory and make every rich man in the country fasten a burglar alarm to hia check book? Find out, Bunch, into a Rope, hap: 4 It's getting so now, Bunch, that an JOODDOGD0000000000 000000000000 0000000070000 Betty Vincent’s Advice 3 on Courtship ana Marriage « OOGOOOOLVULY L4VOD00D 00000000000000. A Birthday Present, Lear y HAT would be a euttable birthday present for @ young lady of seve enteen? AP, M A pretty fan would be an excellent gift to girls of seventeen; candy ts ‘ways acceptable. Pretty handkerchiefs and gloves are suitable. Engagement Announcement, Dear Betty: FEW days ago I received an en- agement announcement, The young lady is unknown to me, but I am slightly acquainted with tho The lady ant me the an- | gentleman, nouncem: To whom shall I write ‘and what shall I say? ccaB Write the man a kindly little note of | congratulation. His Love Doubtful. Dear Bettyt young man of twenty-six, He has never asked me anywhere, and once when I Invited him to call on me he explained that his business and studies prohibited such pleasures. He seemed to evade talk of love or marriage, ex- cept once, to say he would try not to marry until he was thirty years old, when he hoped to own a house fitted to receive his bride. He 4a now living in another city, He has written every month since he went away. He has never mentioned love in his letters My [x twenty-four years old and love & PUZZLING SWITCH vérenls, ciange the positions of the two fhe white on track A? No trick .or flying switches are to * gbns! mother thinks that tf I aif not answer Als notes be would hasten his suit, MS. You are indeed in a diMeult position, It seems to me that the man must oare for you or there would have been no point {n telling you he would not marry until he was thirty, He certainty has & very sincere friendship for you which might ripen tto fove. I should not ad- vise you to leave his letters unan- @wered, because if he does feel nothi: but frendsiip for you & might rt everything, A Sentimental Girl, Dear Betty: AM seventeen and deeply in love with a young man of the same age. Tam very popular and have very many euitors, but I prefer this one. He always kisses me good night when he takes me home, I told him he should not kiss me on the street. but I have not got the atrenath of mind to stop dim, as I love him dearly, He has never asked me to mamry him or even told me he loved me anti I am afraid some other sin will win bim. Do you think he loves me? xYZ You are much toe young to love any one. Of course the boy does not ask you to marry him et thet age, You ghould never have allowed him to kiss you That is @ privilege which belongs toe Pies canee yatta, at somal eof Gevote are i, nay, hapew good, e fenramaatat tereture wish You evi- Gently een indulging in, vy \ PUT ALL My CIGAR ASHES oridad wally The Newlyweds-:-Their B ‘KEEP OUR PRETTY UTTLE Home ( e) A Story of New York Theatrical Life, DOQDHOSDONE DIOODHDOHDHOHHDDHOGHHDOOHGHOGHHDH|HHDHIHHOODOOOIDIDOOHOOHS LPPHODHDHDDGHDDIHOOHHHDDDOOHODOOOODIGOOHOGDOOHODOHHSOD The Chorus Lady This Novelization of “The Chorus and Mrs. OBrien trying to comprehend Lady” Was Made By John W. Harding. Copyright, 1908, by G. W, Dillinguam Com. | pany.) SYNOPSIS OF PHLOEDING Dan dailory, & Virginie her engaged io Patricia U'Brien, & cuorus girl, Whose father is associated with him in business, Mallory takes @ partner & rok New Yorker named Crawford, Crawford 1s aturacted by Nora jen, Patricia’e Younger sister, | Patricia catches Crawford kissing Nora," ‘To save the girl from hie lures, Patricia takes her to New York and finds her a position as chorus girl. Nora meets Crawford secretly in New York, and confesses to Patricia that he has forged her father's name to a $30) note (which Craw- ford holds) in order to pay money she owes and to buy clothes, Nora goes to Craw- ford's apartments to beg him for the note, Hearing Patricia approach, Nora hides in an inner room, — Patricia, suspecting that Nore has come for the note, has hurried to Crawfor!'s apartments, | Crawford denies that Nora le ther . O'Brien's voice being heard In_ the Patricia darts into the room where Nora’ je hidden, | Mrs. O'Brien, becoming worrled about her daugh- ters, haa come to New York with her hue- bang and Mallory to see them. Hearing gos sip concerning Nora and Crawford, she and Mallory have come ti the apartment, Craw ford denies that Nowa j@ there, and re- fuses to let Dan searth the place, CHAPTER XVIII. (Continued.) The Climax. “Yes, oome away, Danny,” pleaded Mra, O'Brien. “You can't fool me. I know what I seon, an’ I'm goin’ to find out If the owner of that hand's Nora if aho's still there,” insisted Mallory, He walked toward the door, but Craw- ford intercepted him. The struggle that ensued was a prief one, briefer than the thme required to recount it Mallory flung Crawford aside and pulled open the door, Patsy had been listening with Dated breath, her hand grasping the handle, His brusque, violent action jerked her Into the room as the deor flew outward. Unable to credit his senses, the trainer staggered from her, white as a sheet. Patsy hurled the door back before any one could look into the room and stood in front of {t, facing him, For a moment no one apoke, Mallory ford! # ERE 4s a knotty problem in railroading, The black and white oars can pass through switch B, which is not fong enough to accommodate the By ‘hat method can the engine, in the fewest number of re- oars, pfacing the black on track © and be employed, ble problem {In practical railroading which an exper enced engineer should i belve ‘without hesitation. but you will find It a The Flat-House Agent GOOD /ORMING MRS. EM) CLOUT HOW GOUT THE REIT it. Mallory was the first to apeak “There's the owner of the hand,” he sald brokenly, “and when I seen !t the arm was bare!" Mra. O'Brien sank {nto @ chair, “You that Ol thought was as good as gold!" she moaned, “I'm not what you both think,” eald Patsy quietly, “Not what we think! retorted Mal- lory, becoming stern, ‘Then what jorings you here in the night to this |Man's room? Answer me. What brings you here?" The Heroine, She returned his gaze calmly, “T oame to see Mr, Crawford on a matter of busines: she told him, The mother rose, crushed with shamo | “Come away with us, girl,” she said. ‘T can't" answered Patsy, “You can't, Why not?" manded. “You had better go," Crawford ad- vised her, Her mother urged her again. ‘Come, Patsy, yir father may follow us here at anny moment.” "You, go, it will be better, I don’t want a scene with O'Brien,” declared Crawford, Mallory, who had moved to the pas sage door, turned to say to him: “O'Brien was right; he never trusted Mallory de- you, you blackguard—destroyin' the daughter of @ man that made you weloome in his bome, deceivin’ him, Geceivin’ me that believed in you, de- oelvin’ her, bringin’ shame on her. By God, Pu" — He rushed at Crawford, Patsy in- terposed, “Don't quarrel, Dan,” he implored. “T've hed enough to bear, I don't weoat to separate you two, Think what you'll lose,” “Lose? replied Mallory, with bitter rage. ‘I've lom everything losin’ you, ‘We're down an’ out from now, Crew- ford, down en' out. You understand?” “Ag you please,” answered Crawford, coolly, “And now that our affairs are im & measure settled” — raagazine, HAS HI8 OWN TROUBLES AND THE TENANTS’, TOO, a eo By ww wo aby “ce? George McManus IQOOQ00 000000 DOO00O 0000000 0U0 S000! TO OO OOK OH, PRECIOUS WHAT HAVE You auesaay, BEEN DOING HES OH, DOVEY, UPSET THE Ge ’ oO ASH -TRAY! earee IN THE ju “Bottled! We've just begun.” Mallory glared at him and set his teeth grimly, “We've Quarrelled!” “No, no, Dan," pleaded Patsy. ‘I know everything's dead against me, but you don’t know—you don't know"-—— “We know you've brought disgrace on me an’ yer old father en’ Nora,’ sobbed her mother, ‘Where ts she’ Phwat have ve done with me baby, you that was to watch over her?” ‘Te taken care of her, all rigtt replied Patsy humbly, Mallory laughed a harsh, unpleasant laugh, "Yes, you have~by passin’ her off to them girls eat the theatre as this man's sweetheart,” he sald. “Who told you that?” she questioned sharply. “A Miss Simpson, Didn't you lead ‘em to think that Nora was comin’ to hls rooms when it was yourself? Where is she?” "I don't knew where she |s-we've querrelied,” she replied, passing her band wearily over her forehead. "About this man most likely?” sneered Mallory. "Yes, about this man,” she admitted, Her mother looked at her with soorn- ful anger, "Come," she said. "It'll do no good to etay.” ‘Mra, O’Brien's right," assented Crawford, whose patience was fast belng strained to the breaking point “Mallory, I advise you to go. I've had @ few hard things said to me to-night, end I'm not fa the humor for any more,” “You'll have a few hard things done to you before I got through with you,” retorted Mallory, glering at him, Patsy pleaded with him again. “You've Made a Fool of Me!” “Don't! Please go,” she urged. "L cfn explain, but not now. You've got to trust me, that’s all.’ “I did trust you—I trusted him—an’ DODODIEDODODODODDDODDODOFOOSGOOQOODODHOODOD DODD DOOQHDOGOG. m Based on the Play By James Forbes. 10} GOO8HIDGNVTTINGIOINGIVOGTOS aIsTIHDBODIESIREOoH Take mom away now." He turned on her savagely. “You can make it all right with me, can you? he orled. “I euppose you thought when you got through with him| an’ he cast you off you'd fall back on} me, the patient, good-natured fool down! jin the country that didn't know nothin’, that wasn't wise to the kind of man| he's turned out to be, nor to the sort} you've proved yourself to be. He's one of the rich men you professed to be #0 willin' to give up for me. Well, you needn't. If money counts for more than love you're welcome to it and to him." The Injustice of her treatment, Dan's readiness to belleve itl of her without waiting to give her a chance to have a heart-to-heart explanation with him, stung poor Patsy to the quick. "Love!" she cried scornfully, “A lot you know about St. Love ts trust, an’ you're the man I banked on, an’ the first minute I puts you to the test you falls down hard. If you think I'm bed you can think It. I'm through with you.” Patsy’s outburst not only carried no conviction to her fiance; !t aroused the anger and resentment of Mrs. O'Brien, in whose mind there wes no doubt of her daughter's gullt. Despair! “Have ye no shame—to stand there an’ braxen it out before the man that loved yer?” she sald hotly, “Let us be goln', Dauny, L'ave her father to settle with this man,” But Mallory was beginning to under- stand what it all meant to him, what he had lost, the slgnmificance of the foundering of his hopes, The pain and misery of the heart wrenching his sep- aration from Patsy would mean were already beginning to make themselves felt, All his rage and sorrow, all his humiliation, all his Jealous hate, surged within him, prompting him to kill the man who had blasted his life, “Nol” nswered, ‘‘D'you think he's goin’ to wreck her life an’ wreck | all my hopes au go acot free? No—he's| you've both meade a fool of me.” "Tt can make ft all right with you goin’ to answer to me—-here—now,” (To Be Continued.) By F. M. Berkley Wines dip, wn4TS 1y 1949, —— Writes 1D you ever watch the mental pro- cesses of @ hen by the roadside when she saw your carriage @p- proaching and wae contronted by the perplexing neces alty of making up her mind whether to remain in per fect safety where she wae or to cross the road in front of your that there was any pressing hurry for her to get eoross, Not that she was not quite contented where she was, Not that she had thought of crossing until she eaw your carriage. But merely that any new object beay- Ing into ylew stirred her emall mind {nto @ state of dreadful egitation. At the advent of any new thought, emotion, vehicle, improvement oF change, her mental gymnastics began. Wild-eyed, agitated and dlearranged— “What shall Ido? What ehatl I do?" she squawks, Then, bereft of what little sense ahe once possessed, she does the worst thing possible, She waits mntil the danger Feminine Foibles Lilian Bell About —— after your threatening carriage, as who should say) “Oh, what @ emrrow escape I haat” Did you ever know any women who were like that? Bometimes hene hatoh out aliens to their race and traditions. To the super- fiotal observer, baby chickens and baby duoks look somewhat alike, but not to the distracted mother, Long before tho allen brood scents a pond, the hen-mother has observed the broad, flat bille and web feet, and has She Patrols the Beach, “Oh, What a Narrow Escapel” Decomes real and the peril imminent and dashes rockingly acrosa the road, tvalf fiying, half running, squebbling and scolding. and then looks gespingly For Pimples, R. M.—I am very glad the salve hea healed the pimples, and I ¢ Tapeat the formula as requested; Lanoline, 6 grams; sweet almond oll, 6 erams; sulphur precipitate, § grams; oxide of sino, 2 1-3 grams; extract of violet, 10 drops, Apply a very litle of the cream to each pimple; wait until the pimples are cured before using the face brush whioh right irritate them. Halr Turning Gray. AGE tea will have no effect whate S ever on heir that is turning gray that le in so far ea reatoring Its color 1s concerned, It le an excellent tonto, and constant vee of it will make ght brown helr tum darker. If your hair is excessively ofly, turning gray and falling out, vigorous scalp massage ts what you ehould practise falthfully, At first the oily condition will seem to be worse than before, but as soon as the scalp has been loosened up and the Health and Beauty. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. made tearful and annoying remerks, When the ducklets grow up, does the hen-mother comfort herself by saying, “Ah, well! Let them swim {f they muat! I find that they are good children if T but let them alone, and I have dia- covered to my sorrow that I cannot alter inherited tastes!” Does the hen-«mother say this? Mo, She muffles her throat in red flannel to call attention to her self-sacrifice, and patrols the beach, screaming, scold- Ing and making tearful appeals to the Neighbors to bear witness that she had been a good mother to these children, and why should she be singled out by the wrath of heaven to bear with such wilfulnesa and disobedience? To the neighbors, of course, {t hooks aa if the children made good ducks and would make poor hens even {f the mother could compel them to waste their energies by trying. Do you know any hen-mother among ‘your women friends? And, {f #0, do you suppose they realise whet a spec- tacle they present to the observant mind? Ctroulation is renewed the distribution ot the natural oflg will be regulated. This may alao arrest the inroad of gray halr, Apply the tonic here given every day betore massaging pe Cologne, 8 ounces; tincture of canthar- ides, 1 ounce; ofl of English lavender, 1-2 dram; oll of foaeoery 1-2 dram, | Apply to the roots of the halr once or | twice day. It is positively necessary that the scalp’ should be kept clean, Shampoo at least once a week. \Cure for Freckles, C.-Since you are so young the | freckles will probably disappear * of thelr own accord in @ year er 80, Where everything else has failed the woman with obstinate freckles may with benefit try the formula I here give and which thas succeeded in @ very ob- durate case under my care: Oxide of zinc, 1-2 dram; sublodide of bismuth, 1-4 dram; dextrin, 13-4 drama; glycerine, 11-2 drams, Spread the paste upon the freckles at night before going to bed. In the morning remove what remains as a little powdered borax and sweet jotl. May Manton's 1 simple aly nightgown that ie made with half- low neok end mhort sleeves 18 by far the most comfortable as well aa the most fashionable ona of the season. This one lends itself to @ finish of the fa- vorite hand em broldery with sit gular success, but also can be utll- {zed for Insertions of lace or applied (trimmings of al- most any &ppto- priate sort, In this case button- holes are embro!d- ered, through which ribbon {s threaded, Sut bead- Ing can be aubsti- tuted and a lace frill ts made to edge the nook, while there are Insets of lace be- low, #0 making an attractive garment with less labor than {s required for the embrold- ery. The quantity of materfal requtred for the medium size {8 66-8 yards % oor 41-4 yards 44 Inches wide, Pattern No, 6039 ts cut In thr zes, small $2 or 34, mediu bust measure. st How to TON FASHION BUREAU. Obtain These Patterns, } ways epecify cise wanted. York. Send 10 cents to coin or atamps for es IMPORTANT—Write your name and add Daily Fashions, iL LZ) Chemise Nightgown—Pattern No. 6,039, um % or $8 and large 40 or 42 Inches Call or send by mail toTHE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- y-third street, New h pattern ordered. s plataly, sod ab No. 132 Bast Twen