The evening world. Newspaper, July 7, 1908, Page 13

The Evening World Daily TOO DOO00U0! The Newlyweds-:-Th DDDDGOGODODOHODHODOOOODOGHGOGOHGOOS DOLON DOOODEDE & ROMANOE AND IT@ THEATRICAL LIF, The Chorus Lady. FOUNDEO ON THE PLAY OF THR SAME NAME iii. By James Forbes, YOOUOL WOOOORODOOOS DID T UNDERSTAND You TO SAY ‘YO TAKE THE DAV OFF? YES, 40 AND ENJOY YOUR- SELF! PODODATOUTODISDs “Let's talk about Nora,” ste went on Ghte Novelization of “The Chorus “What about Norat” Lady” Was Made ved “I want you to let my eteter atone, i ~ By John W. Harding, eee ay we game ant sae 0 (omvigts, 1008, by O. VW. Dilingham Com | a1 gungs ahe's abte to take eure of Arervelf—and when a girt's good*— % (EMOPSE OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS Dan « Virwinis hore trainee, e ori, ’ eased 0 tricia U' Brien, New oe ¢ ted Seas Gil coe Ce aan ae bartoer the wages of sin belt death. au pesto RICiAnT atlly Wins | OTe Ooo AON) on CWreeey ber an) At) £0, £0, 08, the ate Parcs coe |Gext er! ¢o you in the fressia’ room his lures "batricia takes her to fork and finda her a position @s chorut one meet cretly in fm oocasionaily and playing be Beals Ta ene tasen Sylvia. Simpson, * fhow ‘eri, who hates Patricia, learns 0! thi { hae forme: Nora. confesses she (which Crawford holds) monay Yorker name oe G™artrsced by Nora O'Brien, (aay slater, fonts, to, fo. of the mine capes an’ diamonds big as oysters it ain't religion so much ae @ firm srip on home and mother that keeps you handin’ ont the icy eye to the man behind the bank roll, You eee, Nora's $300 note one: ‘owen And to buy clothes or partments to bem him oes to Crawford aner ere talking, Mallory Nora slips Into an inner room. that Mr. and Mra. thelr, dnuchters, Orawtord ets, the latter hag had @ awful ninny, Why, she even thinks that note of hers you got is good Honest, when she told me I nearly laffed myself to death!” Crawford's bored look vanished, and ie the note, fs announced, Dan, tells Crawford O'Brien, worrying about have come to New York. Of Staltory, Tut not, before the lagter hag not Got THE DAY OFF me & xilmpse of , 11, Nore Frearing Patricia's voles 2 om Patricia (De Teddened to bie bate. Nene once Te At near coma, foe tha Rete | “he told you about that wotet he On! I'm 8 followed her to Crawfor Gietont Gentes that Nora is there, CHAPTER XIV. Continued.) Patsy to the Resoue. Patsy settled herself in the seat ca egan making preparations for @ stay Reet ying her hat. being duped by women himeelf, of be- “Gea, I'm tired,” ehe sald, "T done aling ‘had for sucker,” as he would hard chase here, Ain't ft awful the | have expressed it, may these hatping can crimp Your! Syenicign, Would T be takin’ a Uberty if I asked uspicion Nora hed essured him that no one questioned. “None other,” esti Patey, Crawford onderwent a complete re yalsion of feeling in regard to Nora, Like other men of his kind affiloted with moral strablamus, who prey upon the inexperience and credulity of girls | they seek to enenare, he was easily sugpictous and very sensitive about LAD ,NOW SAN AND “TOW SHOP ALITTLE, WHILE YOU PLAY WITH PRECIOUS | tor a drink?" “Certainly not.’ he eaid sulkily./Knew anything of this note, yet she ewhat will ft be-a glass of cham-|had tokt at least one person about tt— Magnet! her sister, in whom for once he had met his match, and detested in con- sequence, who at their very first meet- ing hed handled bim unceremoniously, He went towant a pall of oracked tee tn which the champagne of the inter r was standing and which ted suppe } be had not had time to remove with |Patey knew also that he hed been f the other things. making eppointments with her and ‘Nix with the wealthy water,” she | taking her to lunch and urging her to 2 come to his rooma, Gis He began to suspect that Nora's atr Magazine, Tuesday, any ir Baby “ we By o eorge McManu Ye) el ei aia ralerarere eer ererereyaray al eS NOW ‘FOR HONEY QUESS WE'LL Go DOWN 0 THE BEACH | r WONDER, VLU GET ANOTHER DAY OFF SOON] * eer?” z fs oe i ee thanks; just plain | Of Gullelessness was assumed; that sho ja 190 My is | NO. 2 It the Books Are All Broke, Where Is It? HH thing is where ie {t? Bomedody ‘ut have the soney. I wish eome- ody’'d lend me a igerette and « natch and a box to strike It on and ter vr twelve dollar, t fills me till of trange longings to uk about all there 5 nusted people ; CLARENCE L CULLEN Phey're all meking & nolse like a pint of moth balls, Ail bends are down and in, You muat think they're there with the yellow confetti—to hear them, Presently—ye-eh—you'll be seeing all of | chalkers packing fore-and-aft printed sandwiches and twenty-seven pound gilded wooden watches in Bee- Way. Everybody !s the Pat—tf you're iisten- .’. Monologues ota Mixologist.*. By Clarence L. Cullen, 8, Gersen? Citfeago O'Brien, the place and thow whackes, ts now walking back to Chloago @% & job a4 doorkeeper in @ Gouth @reet rathekeller—it you Uke this megaphone music. Whitey Langdon ts hunting work 29 riveter'y helper in Wilmington, Louis Oslla has gone to Alpena, Mich, te work as timekeeper in a lim: Dder-jack camp, They're all cleaned—tf you Mke that erab deit, Tt'a too twisty for me where all tha change has gone, Maybe the dips and leatherworkers have got it all, _ It reminds me of 8 xitty! elght- handed poker game that breaks up with everybody sore at a quarter past § in the morning because everybody tn the game 1s exactly $87. in the hole, the hull eight of ‘em. And yet I've seen plenty of rubber Danded bundles this year, Were the rads all Confederate tlokets and. Co+ lomblan bonds? On the In-train from the track I'm sitting behind chalkers that are emoking Vuelto Abajos that make me lonesome for the old planta« tion, and if theyre all broke I suppose they get these smokes from)the conduc Cy Ing. Every moocher you meet up with |!s there with a map as long ea an Ironing board. ‘They've all got a spin about finding henhoure padlocks on | thelr room doors when they got to | thetr lodgings last night and the land- Indy waiting for ‘em in the basoment areaway with @ potato masher and a tureen full of hot stewed tomatoes to toss at ‘em for not coming across with the rent thing. They've all got it—!f you're Nstening agatn—where Minnehaha wore the moose teeth. 1 know a gleam who last season had | © eae gig the size of a Nebraska throsh- | Ing machine, and his chauffeur tooled him down to the track and back every |day, Now hela the ohauffeur, and the man that he shofes for, the owner of the chugger, ts a Hurlem walter that started maling book on Murderers’ Row, back of the dead Mne at the Jamaloa meeting last fall, The Raeher now has a private secretary and @ ohi- ropodist, The man who used to own , Croton.” He gave her some water out of the seltzer stphon, and whe proceeded to petrack herve, gazing ith Interest around the-roam es he did so, Craw- ford remamed standing and tapping the carpet slowty with the toe of his eight dhoe. : was by no means 60 ingenuous as 2! seemed; that she had been ‘working’ him for money as well es for tips on the races and laughing at him dehind his back with the other girls of the chorus who profited by his generosity dn giving information and placing bets, and that, having gone too far and put bereelf in a measure under his thumb, rot lian Bell Gives Advice to Wives Whose Hus “If ever there was a time for a JOCTOOO000 00000; OO bands Come Home Tired JOCOOOOO}O! | your head,” or “John, how often must T ask you not to chew toothpicks in the buzz chaise gets sixty a month and cakes, and his end of the gay Hfe now !s In making dime end two-btt bey with @| the hackmen anchored outside the track gates. But the hasher says that he's $25,000 to the dad on this seagon, just Mike that, OODEDIE [ULL LET HIM ALONE FOR, (AN: HOUR (NOW. woman to use tact in the management of her husband | he was “squealing” and bringing her relatives to her ald. The thought was something more than galling. The best thing he oould Tage ORE ollaciette Gace te Canell| Ces eniche frst half hour aieh| the note as a joowlar matter, ines} fe comes home.” much as he knew that {t oould not be | collected. But he had counted on the UR grand debt and the note to square things O mothers used to tell all brides that the Cross-Questioning. with Patsy in the event of trouble arising at any time over Nora. More- over, he was unwilling to cede anv way to keep their ground to hia too knowing visitor and husbands was al- sought to carry € off with @ hic ways to meet gratified, feail them at the door| GUY Sion fo go ha @ matter of fact piThe note good, all right" he ralestareeails rare satisfied tn her | btu But will hexind a es pad not been there “Quit ver kiddin'."" she sald quietly. take ay Mets ond would not come She was worry- ‘It'a mood for $900,"" he insisted. girls, you won't. | Patay eyed him pityingty, “Get @ transfer, Crawford: get a transfer,” he said, “It'e only a for- gery, an’ @ bum one at that.” : “I don't belleve Mr, P, O'Brien would PSA ra put it to protest if I presented it at my | S#id? Sets aean Ral cai bank oar ny She could rot tmagine where she| sent NT ante Titan: the eye. I consider a smile absolutely | had gone in the ond, and she feared |e acing his Gest note chem it dangerous at times. There ts one thing well worth remem-| that In her fright and shame the girl : Velled Threats. dering. Most women are bent on re- \ might have committed some rash act— * might have been driven to contemplate Cees tach Cease ye Ee Look your husband over first. [ft he| comes home with a grouch a smile might make him) ing seriously and had resolved to take Crawford to task about the note and “tla running after Nora, make him give | * wp the bit of paper and leave as quick- ty as possible in order to continue her “Then—Let Him Alone!” her husband just es he is is a womer. In fact, I don’t know any suos, But to the great army of husband-reformers I say this: The time to enforce your out, Therefore, ability to urge your daily reform. “John, ‘don't wear your hat on the back of when to leave the other alone, publto!" Another thing, Don't ask him ebout his business or what kind of @ day he |has hed. Home ts a place to forget in, It you will hold on to your ouriosity until John's ready to relax you will get way, Instead of mentally putting your knee on his chest and dragging scraps | of news from him with forceps, If ever there was a time for « wife to use teot it Is In the first half-hour ter her husband comes home. He ta alwaye tired. He ‘s genorally hungry, | And in that condition a man 1s absohite- ly dangerous, ‘Then {a the time for tact, Instead of reforming him, find out what he loves to do best, and have 4t ready for him— whether {t {¢ @ cool bath with plenty of |fresh towels or a rocking char on the |front porch with @ pitcher of ice water handy. Then—LET HIM ALONE. When he gets rested he'll talk and tatk | pleasantly. He may come home amiable but worn| Most men hate to be fussed over and {t would bo stmply euicidal to take advantage of his am: most women I!ke to fuss, This breads friction, and many an evening has been Yet | spoiled for two people who love eact, other dearly because one did not realize ( self-destruction. Crawford thought ec ees Haptagisae earth me tt may be in manners or morale—dut| reform is not whed your husband firet|how many wives do it! It ts, “that he might perhaps accelerate hie} / oo ee ss pay rer ate the whte who ts perfectly satisfied with comes home Vealler’'s departure by turning the con- gs to = able to tell whether the note was worthless or not, That he would pre sent it for payment through his bank waa a contingency she had not reck- oned with, because she was not aware that notes could be used that way. All sorts of vague, alarming consequences of such @ course presented themselves to her, She eMfted her ground et once, “But you're not goin’ to do that” whe sald persuasively, “That depends,” he parrted. “You wouldn't show Nora up to her “‘versation to herself. * “Aren't you dancing tonight?” he do- manded, “No; I got the pip In me ankle. Got ctoo gay at rehearsal yesterday,” she sald, “Dancing must be very herd work. , It looks so acrobatle,” he ventured. ; ‘The smile's the hard part,’ she ex plained. “It's no cinch standin’ on one toe, with the other pointin’ to quarter to 6 an’ then look Ike the cat that's Listen to the Birds #» w w Just eat the canary. I've often wfehed | father, You're too good @ aport for f T'd gone Into Wall street. I got a great | that.” head for bizness. Now, Nora‘s just the/ ‘T'm a good sport, all right, but I'm opposite, Wonder where she !s? Oh, /not a mark.” he said emphatioally, well uh no use worryin'! I'm enjoyin’| “That money ts due me honestly, end I meself."’ purpose getting the value of it.” “Honestly! Is #f"’ she retorted. “Now, on the level, you don’t call lead- in’ a fal of seventeen into makin’ a fool of herself an‘ puttin’ her father’s name to paper honest? If you ask me, it'a & bunk. ead I'm not asking There was another Interval of sflenoe. This time {t was broken by Patsy. A Home Thrust. "Gee, {t's hot in here?” she exolatmed. “Say, what was we talkin’ ebout?” coo {Yourself, I think,” he sald, batenc oie 3 TOR bet Cay ‘ rN | ing himself on his heels and toes and|,,He sald this coldly and firmly, as indicating by his attitude that he | {hat ended It. Patay, however, was not to be intimidat whihed she-would leave, © be Intintte Be Continued.) | . PUZZLING BOXES ie you “BAY, THIS AIN'T THE ELEVATED TRAIN, 18 IT, MISTER?™ By Bob Addams 8 4 Gives Q Betty Vincent n Qo OO and Maria the whole history in @ chatty, amusing | Who's got tt all? All the regulars and ohalkers look as lonesome when cotn {8 mentioned as ticket-o'-leave men on thelr fitst day out. Davy John- son, you'll be heating, If you're « good hearer, !» hunting for » summer job aa & substitute white wings, Georgie Wheelock ts begging Ham- | merstein for @ callboy’s Job on the roof, Abe de Brave has hed #o many cttrone handed him that he's going to ship in the navy as an apprentice, Joe Yeager ‘@ trying to enag a job on the Flushing police force, Jesse Lewiseohn is going to run an ow! pancake wagon on Park Row, Somebody must have something, Where ts it? Sol Lichtenstein, they'll spin you, te going to sell loe by the hatful on De- Inncey street for 8 per cent, of the gross, Dan Donnelly has applied for a job as night watchman at the Long Island Clty gas-house, | BI Cowan 1s going blackberrying in the Orange Mountains for a bare Iive- | Uhood. Eddle Burke ts bering John Conet- Aine tor @ © Job at the Glassor{um, Orlando Jones's hemp ts now «rowing to the bottom button of his vest ry». cause everything he had in the wong was frisked oft him by the players {n the apring—uh-huh—and his barber won't put the shaves on {ce any more, Billy Snow weeps that he hasn't haq junoh money for three weeks. Bay, d'ye like the tales of Hans An- | tora on the trains, ney Get These Froid the Conductor, The cther efternoon I stood and watched one of these cleaned layers order eight magnums of the laughing ruseet water for a little party grouped around him, I suppose Mr, MoGrath Gonated that Gallic jutoe to him, ye-eh. Last Bunday afternoon I saw George Wheelock tooling on the Drtve in a hon: ‘van the eize of a Merritt wrecking tug —and George, they hand you, is one of the smothered ones. Maybo he was taking that car to the garage to sell 0) somebody for the orice of a 40-cent tablo hote feed with coohinesd wine. Joe Vendig, you read in the soctety newa, {9 going to put in next winter in @ houseboat up near the Blue Cataract of the Nile, Joe being one of the frisked ones, to hear it, I guess he's going to mbike that Nile trip for the Bible Society, drawing down just bere expenses, George Rose, tt is announced same-~ where in the society column i motoring in the Riviera, I guess he'll make his way along the Riviera sine patent p chimneys from 0 Eddie Burke is going on a the North Cape in a bite yaar We feet over all, with Roman striped awn~ ings aft. Maybe Bddte'l heave coal /on this boet that he's chartered, ‘obody’s got even pepsin chang Where is !t? What. did they have al of that canvas stretched on top of the track fences for If the spinnakers and Jibs'ls and royal stuna’ls couldn't keep \the wind from blowing all of the alli. threaded papers out of the grounds? If everybody's frisked, what are we get ting out of bed at all fort I wish I had a dime for every bumt- orange pape that’s been sunk in the watch kick since the Hughes edict, I'd. know where to put In @ couple of week~ ends tf I had that kind of a yank-down: on me, Ts plain gored skirt ts an unc questione® fa- yorite of the mo- ment, This model ts trimmed to give the tumdo effect and with ornamental but- tons on the front gore Ags Mustrated it $s made of check ed taffeta with bands ot plat material, but {t ts adapted to linen, and, indeed, to all ekirting ma- terials that can bo made in the plain gored style = with sucoess, Tt would be charming made of tieen with either heavy Jace or bi fog in eoutache be- tween the bands; it would be handsome made of pongee or fa wool suitings, ’ Rovice urtsnip for the medium «zo POO0 0000000000 0D 90000000 00000000000 OOD 000000 UD00 0000 WOODOOOOR veyay fa 10 1-2 yards 4, if yours? If you were to blame, and | sent, a good | Can help me) out? 6&4 yards $2 or 44 [4 Narvow-Minded Voth, | Ric to ae ax ch 2200 |e "Peay (uy Shae fr a eo ent ye Inns ie tt : ? You are not acting In a \ 5 ls 1 ; NAG cngaged to a young indy, but| Manly spirit at-all in cutting her when | Will not give up his friendship for book in which T could learn t terial has | sither, her man came between us, 1|7CU Were partly at fault, and in reoog- |my parents or this other man. letters? A NOT nese et cy esagate + | nizing the man, who was most dianonest aE IP eOM SOR a ae have not bowed to the young lady| to say the least. M.D, } you know the lady but slightly be- ‘J or oS) yards “ ways speak Do not marry a man you do not #in the letter “My Dear Miss Smith,” or inches wile if ma- | since, but I al to the man | , i tite. Tel Se oe fate pit (pga i terial has neither 4 your parents so, quietly b Dear M Smith. ow he: it he Is not in her presence. I did not | Uniwise Parents. firmly, But do not marry the other jn; Maly ceeie i aa know her figure nap, 1 |treat this young lady just as I should. | Dear Batty: man without your pa knowledge alas jane’ or ae yard o, 8-4 yard | We quarrolled over the least trifle. AM cighteen years olf and have | You are too young to marry au t ane.” Bign {t “Very truly your Nine-Gored Skirt—Pattern No. 6032 oF 1-2 yard 4 inches been ot ont it or Iyit da for tol ee OR a Pang onenie young) tea sae ti" you ina eat twent one, and hed Pattern No. 6082 {s cut in sizes for a 22, 4, B, %, 8) and 52 inch walst BIL years my senior for about eight Are you not rather narrow-minded?| months. My parents do not like him. | Was not the man just as much to blame | They have picked out a man whom I then marry the man you love, “Complete Letter Writer, (eady engaged, can you not forgive t least sufficiently ‘pt eh vowiate No, the boxes one at a time to any of the cour plate: girl, who wai «Za. DMD MAYER pincing & Dom Upon one Of @ Ammeiion a2, Fae * | Rapornale to resis a, bas ongacumnen: ~ \ Wost ter, asking me to write her thirty years old, 1 have told my friend all about @. and be suggests that 1 mumety tim without my parents’ cen She wrote me a very nice let- Tam ata tune (© Know just what to write about. \o? as she? If you can forgive a man who|cannot bear, and they have told him | pear Betty: on {ie so dishonorable as to attempt to| that he could wed me any time ue AM #eventeen years of age and have AAS ; 2 Kf hi ¥ ' | allonate the affections of @ girl who Is would like to have me. He ts about a lady friend who ts at present out "°T and do no oe iad Se)S-COD EC he consists in transferring the pyramid of boxes to rite as you woul n the writing .. 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