The evening world. Newspaper, July 6, 1908, Page 10

__TKe EventHg World Dey Magazine} MS " | a Ge ® PODIDADODHOHGHHDOOHDDOHHHDODOHAHHODOOOOHHHHOE) ere GLE carers, The Day of Rest. ! Fifty ben. By Maurice Ketten. 5 Park Row, New York ( FOMEPH PULITZER, Pros, 1 Fast 114 Street J. ANGUS BICAW, See. Trove, #01 Freat 112M Street —— n Ne JOHN BRIDGET HAD Too MucH Entered at the Post-Office at New York as & Class Mat! Matter, MAG TNE FOURTH TOO, JOHN - g e Bubseription Rates to, The Tvening nay ine Gentinent «404 BED. THE QtoRious WON'T YOU WASH THE z of History orld tortie tinted State : ) FOURTH OISABLED DISHES 2 H One Month, ay EM — 8 By Albert Payson Terhune VOLUME 49 WHEN A POLICEMAN GETS DRUNK. die | DRUNKEN policeman went into a large office building and shot off his revolver a few times. One man was hit on the head, Everybody else ran away. A sergeant came around from the Church street sta- tion and took the drunken police man aw | When a magistrate insisted that the policeman appear in court an-| NO, 5—NERO AND POPP4RA, LONG train of donkeys were driven dally to the mandlon ofRome's 4 A most beautiful woman, Poppaea Sabina, There they were milked. The milk was poured {nto @ huge marble tub, In this tub Poppaea took her morning bath, on the plea that washing In donkeys’ milk added to her beauty. However true or false this theory may have deen, it certainly had the affect of advertising Poppaca, Seven brought her to the notice of the Emperor, Nero, and led to a love affair which was to cost thousands of innocent lives. Octavius (Julius Caesar's nephew) had turned Rome from a republic to an empire, with himself as Emperor. His successors kept the title without Inheriting any of {ts originator’s genius, At last a weak, foolish man named Claudiys came to the {mperlal throne, In 49 B, ©. he married his niece, Agrippina, a wicked, clever woman, who induced him to disinherft his own ic vitnes: MISTER PAPA Witt NOBODY sen and to proclaim her young son Nero as his hefr. Having accomplished other policeman and other ss * JOHN HAVE To GET ELSE ‘this, Agrippina poisoned Claudius and set Nero on the throne, The young testified that the revolver was loaded WOULD You 00 A WE DINNER HAS ANY Emperor was at firet a gentle and wise ruler, meekly obeying his ambitious ‘ q LITTLE SWEEPING H 5 mother's commands. But flatterers at court finally prompted him to defy with blank cartridges. The men 'N THE HALL FOR ME A) her and to run the Empire to suit himself—and them, Still Agrippina’s ine who were scared away refused to Too MUCH FUN , fluence was more or less powerful over the youth until he met Poppaea. ‘ S: t\ vestenoa ax y Poppaea Sabina was wealthy and of Patriclan fame fakealts eval ll ed eT Ct Ke fly. As a girl she had married a nobleman who had tify. Of the man whose scalp had A Jealous divorced her. Then she had married a daring young rit? i soldier and profligate named Otho, one of Nero's boon been sowed up It was sald that he interne companions, Otho loved her jealously. So when Nero, falling in love with the beautiful woman, suggested that Otho give her up, the husband flatly refused. In this refusal he was backed by Poppaea herself. Not that she cared for Otho, but she read Nero's nature, and knew that opposition would fan his fancy for her into worship, She was justified {n this belief, for Nero before long found means of sepa- \rating her from the heartbroken Otho. Poppaea had made up her mind to be Empress. Agrippina hated her, Nero also had a wife, Octavia, But these obstacles did not check Poppaea. Gne by one she cleared them away. She persuaded Nero that his mother was , conspiring against him, and worked him to such a frenzy of rage and fear that he had Agrippina murdered. Next Poppaea induced him to divorce Octavia, and to consent to her death. Nothing now stood in the fair adven- turess’s way, and she and Nero were formally married. Poppaea’: ambition Was gratified. She w Empress of Rome. Moreover, Nero loved her so madly that her Hghtest wish was his law. She could frighten or cajole him into doing anything she desired, At her order one after another of his saner advisers were put to death, And now began a period of reckless dissipation on the part of Nero and Poppaea that nearly wrecked the Empire. Poppaea brought out all that was worst and maddest in Nero, and spurred him on to terrible deeds. Among these (which she Js credited by many authorities with suggesting to ler hus- band) was the burning of Rome in 64 A. 1D. While the city burned the Emperor composed and sang an ode {n honor of the conflagration. The plain people had been patient under their rulers tyranny Rut the burning of their elty drove them to fury, Nero was 1, Advised by Poppaea and his flatterers, he declared the Christian 1 set fire to Rome, Ireds of them to death in barbarous n y Way of pr t for the crime. This for the moment pacified the people iniquitle: on the part of the Imperial couple angered them again, ina fit of jeaious rage, Nero one day struck Poppaea. She died from the effects of the blow. Nero mourned her loudly and long and wrote poems to her memory. But his own i Otho Takes time of retribution was at hand. And the man he had mot wronged was to punish him Otho had joined with an old general named Galba in stirring up the Roman armies agalmt Nero. He marched to Rome at the head of his legions to avenge himself on the tyrant who had robbed him of his wif Tn spite of his haste Otho turned aside long enough {n the march to visit the grave of Poppaea. There, weeping, he Miled her last resting-place high with fresh flowers, and pas:ed on to fis Kallas work of vengeance. ; i oa q But Nero did not await his enemtes’ coming. Deserted by flatterers ark Fa a Ue Sa Cn a aa ~ gitards alike, he killed himself to avoid the fate he knew he must otherwise expect at Otho’s hands r You Can Get Them Educated Fellers to Work for Nothing,” Said Gus, —— To two-thirds of the people of this city a policeman is the embodi- eal Elona er fae Derma. yar veo ner) eke scePBled a poe ABs ment of the law. ‘They have never had any experience with the Suu. Which Set Mr. Jarr to Thinking About That Bright Boy He Has at Home wrvrennent ctamn” Deine: Brening: Worle: anon, receint iil dae Sa aly (op Sireusiaeid realli "Ts it that you ask that I knock them collegers?” inquired Gus, “Valt, you R ; ais ae be ee oa ale = bat or with anything except the policeman, the ambu:- | hear, Didn't I hav of thei collegers tending bar once? Vat?’ lance and the Ba court, ue i By Roy L. McCardell, ai tallbra ou fey hc of Itt” ald SU in ue nae a efiections of a Bachelor Girl, Of these the policeman {s the first step. When he says “G'wan,” had not been shot but only bumped his head. The policeman himself explained that he was quite sober and that his revolver went off by accident while he was showing somebody how {t worked. The revolver went off several times, so his exhibition must have been continuous, The two classes of this communlty who come the nearest to being immune to criminal prosecution are the police and high financiers, : When a high financier does something which an ordinary man fanight regard as a violation of the penal code, Mr. Jerome protests that men of such high character, standing and intelligence do not commit crimes, f How Luc a (Ga over) | HENS To Nave NOw You'll HAVE To FEED US 4. When a policeman gets drunk and shoots, his brother policemen ie yr nro ( WELL ae tomitine-to protect him, and the common citizen is afraid to prosecute a DONE through dread of police vengeance, in bee Vengeance. PUT Your HEAD IN "THE OVEN, To See iF (T #5 HOT) R. JARR had reached that stage of good fesling Vell, that young feller he goes through a business college, but don't get ax b M wherein @ man thinks the world 's full of golden "® business,” said Gus. “He learns the bookkeeping and the typewriter and By Helen Rowland, the ordinary citizen has to move, because if he does not move on his sunshine and is shaking hende with himself for t Write down what you speak mit curleyoues, only nobody can't read it and Brera ak ttn atin i ently i i f the compensations he has, ha can't, for I talked to him in German and made a monkey out of him. Pear ar, eee nip tty OF ahaneg aie y own legs he will presently be carried off in an ambulance to have his He had just remarked to Gua, in that expatriates’ "On, stenography?” aald Me. Jarr, “Well it wasn't to be expected he'd atter of m and d & matter of course Scalp sewed, Teuton’s gilded cate, that he “wouldn't trade with Vander- know German.” a Money makes a “philant tof a good fellow, : When a polices wants y s bit," but which of that well-endowed familly he meant “Everybody should know German;" sald Gus, hotly, ‘and that's why his nine pao ae ob, a ‘financier er and an “eple re p iMsaiE ants a drink any saloon: Keener must hand out by this he did not specify. education was no good.” cure” of @ Roumand—and vet Shakespeare had the folly & schooner or a skelly, unless he prefers to obey the excise law. When “Huh!” sald Gus, acowling ag he wiped the bar, "What “Under what circumstances was he remiss or dilatory that you maintain io Quire inaualineannane a policeman has taken too many drinks everybody in the neighborhood for you way tnat? Did any of them Vanderntite offer co this bias of prejudice against his education?” asked Mr, Jarr. Acmeumeniaranaoe maleriallitnatia veateiruliecnere k Fon fh tyeder Yoon! Chis blinked at this, ‘Don’t use such language in here,” he safd, “and I'll would remind them of nothing but neapolitan ice cream » had better beware. They flock to the station house until a friendly “I'd acorn ‘em tf they did and cover them with spurni” tell you why a@ ocolleger, especially a business colleger what is learned the roundsman takes the man and sobers him up and warns everybody else and a flock of sheep on a green hillside would suggest aid Mr. Jarr, putting his foot up on the thind rail and typewriter, don't mako good behind the bar,” said Gus, nothing more inspiring than lamb with mint sauce. not to testify, Waving his right hand grandiloquently, “These recriminations are beside the point,” sald Mr. Jarr, “proceed!” hasdet i i There ff t deal of 1 k “Vot have you got the Vendenbiits ain't got, money?’ “Well,” sald Gus, "I take a day off to go by the Plaatdeutsch Volks fes- f an jee ee ne LES Tathe baler made * man re is a great deal of law-breakin ‘Of ay te | aaked Gus, teatily, rt i hen I get back I find that a bunch one | emory and fc even lils name. |, well, one (3 eaxing going on constantly in this y tlval, although I'm high German, and when et bal do that nowadays—but It isn't Lethe and {t Isn't “No; but I got the brightest little boy you ever saw!” said Mr. Jerr, proudly, has been in singing ‘Here's to good old Yale! drink It up! drink tt up!’ and all Ity. Some of it is bec: h » Jaw , city. Some of it is because there are too many laws and Nobody can The stage ot rejoicing in tho pride of parenthood J» one that ts rampant jn such foolishness, and heving Albert, Woh vas his name, take one with them | know them all, The greater part {s because by so many hundreds of | #ided cates, It immediately precedes that terrible revulsion, in the clutahes of every time.” When you are away this summer write and tell your husband how bad the thousands of people the Jaw is regarded not as something to be res ate dich @ man (8 afraid to go home in the dark, “Injudtetous, but not necessarily venal."* satd Mr. Jarr, pompously, for he (HIS) OFF {t will make him relish his aulok lunch, Teil him about the young. nee ! Periaet a ahs ng te pec “Gotng to give him von of them college educations, make von of dem rah, was determined to upholf the standard of higher education men who hang around you; {t will make him easy on certain scores of his own, ut as a matter of favor to be enforced when the policeman is not mah young fellere of nim?” asked Gus “Valt,” said Gus, “Vot you think he was doing? He had a homesick tun on| And the if you aid something about hot weather and files and gossips he will friendly, and not to be enforced whe slic, ‘ An + "Ho ahall have his cholca,” sald Mr, Jarr, loftily, “of ell the great uni- him, and had put a sheet of paper In the back of the cash register and was !eKin t« k that In the face of a great sorrow like yours the small trouble n the policeman is propitiated great un a f h Indled i hing: When a policeman who Feed FRG i t tel versitics. In a few years I sail leave tt to him whether he shall enter tne banging the keys to write a lettor home to his mother In Cinoinnati, It broke °f Paying your biNs has dwindled into nothingness. Me hen a po. c on no gets drunk and shoots somebody 1S sent to Taft School, at Watertown—brother of Bill Taft, you know—and prepare for the cash register and hed him on the wrong side for six hundred and eighty “Joy cometh fn the morning’’—but more often to the widow !n second mourme jail handcuffed with a high financier who has robbed the public, then the Yale, or whether Harvard 1s for his, and he shall enter Groton first--wiere the dollars.” ing. law will mean something else to the ardi tit f ry, Young Roosevelts go, you know." “You could have taken the repair of the cash register out of his wages,” | n something » the ordinary citizen than what it is now “In Germany," said Gua, not thinking to remind Mr, Jerr thet he was *ald Mr. Jarr. BZ h i Sanne = lucky If he could keep his boy in publlo @chool, and then through the ‘I don't pay him any wages” sald Gus, "You can get them educated fellers Th U k P. ] de Letters from th P 0 | high, “In Germany the young fellers go to the gymnasiums, and then maybe tO York for nothing, but they ain't no good.”” | 6 NKNOWN Fallsadés, i to Heldelberg, where there Js good beer; or to Gottingen or Dusseldort, where ete By Philli i i , ip Verrill Mighels. t 's good beer, too, for there 1s good beer all over Germany. But them col- f ey ies in this country Is mo good. Anyway I find it that education ain't no There Are Fairy Tales and Fairy Tales, | HE edge of the world, if such a thing may be, les hardiy a rifeshot {7 How to Insulate a Bed | reapectabi E rE good for the mijoon dueiness.”” BAY, mamma,” sald litte Tommy, "do falry tales always begin with | away from one of the centres of the world itselfethe city of New ‘ er ens eae sespeste 1D Ae A coe home fo "Why defame the scholastic institutions of your adopted country?” asked | ‘Ones upon a time’? | York, Were Y frets) See Gown or set on Mr. Jarr, who had @ bombastic choice of diction under clroumstances Uke the The Palisades, those mighty walls whereon the annals of the cens “No, dear; not always,” replied his mother, ‘They sometimes Perms nrowing fire cratkers | or ng fire crackers present. with, My love, I have been detained at the office again to-night,’ " h the open windows, then the Fourth {s a menace to the public. The iezaursnce In Childhood's Happy Days 3 ook turies are graved—what an edge of the world their lip presents te | him who comes, perhaps at night, to their rough-hewn elevation! In no place other than this near proximity to man and one of this greatest cities could » By al, K, Bryans physical feature so profoundly vast and impreestve be hidden from the world, rere Thelr counterpart cannot be found in all the world; and yet the Palisades are often very suffer from rheuma dies which are treated has helped me much and h others, The fNend wh n shooting off revolvers and dangerous me got t et from the { re crackers, Let m have an extra almost unexploited and unknown to the globe-circling, sight-hunting public that Brown-Seq n Paris, It s: In. BiaC® assigned for them !n the bic yearly traverses the continents or seas to gare at things less wonderful in some 6ulate your be. t words yarks aud have six or eight | dfstant field of Nature's marvellous achievements. For little does any one know Mt out glass dis und the park. HAR N of these Titanic walls who has merely seen them from the Hudson. Were they‘ or rut £3 5 In the World Almanac, scmewhere off in a land comparatively inaccessible, reached by a transcontl- der each of the four castors the Eéiior of The Evening i nental thread of steel, the guide books would be rich in their pictured grandeur the bedclothes touch any chalr, ete,, tous in a bed th and man would rove far to explore them.—Harper’s Magasine, HO Mauretania, &o,? L WILLIAMS the hea ay TORE Branch OR AG others. HEETH# y “ ” Biprels Chareei Henlnes kdltortate, Sub Rosa. To the Paitor of The Evening World ‘ mvening World: By Cora M. W. Greenleaf. eas as y orials F’ER admit you are Jonlous—dear wives, hide your pain, mee an Six years, and And flatter your lords, for the best of ‘em's vain. from ieee ‘They can't have polygamy—marry a crowd; way to the W , : ! ed how Ke Even bigamy—marrying two's not allowed, tary Le : W to a nud how to save And one wife's monotony. Don't &e too proud. sl rinis t \ sent th g and Nor stulfvorn to brush up and brighten your charms, eae And smile like “a villain” amidet your alarms, Use mother-wit, tact, intuition and brains— No one's successful who simply complaina, Give your rival her trouble to pay for her pains. pow of ext For a Non-Pertlons Fourth Bae True, you haven't her beauty, nor freshness, ner you! ae mt ‘ <W But to make her ridiculous “kills” her, forsooth! The Fourth of : ins Rocke cheer ron time Noblesse oblige! Greet her kindly and smile, Celebrated wit Pie BRS CUEA TSEC MG eo ee od Be gentle’s a dove, with a serpent's own gulle, But when {t come aide ; ee And victory's: youre, (f you think it worth qhie, ed Rooseve s done a sen- Csi Bo i Pi 8 all the doge tn 6 Y What tho’ when you meet her your righteous blood boiis ae fanatic Maa A) AE uzzied. When w orerarey ‘ i ‘Dhey say, ‘To the victer belongeth the spoils.” ‘iad eet late rack Y tuthorities et sensible dae Ht Nee Ain't it a shame, Fido? It says here dat mountain CLERK—Well, children, what can I do for you? | But “eternal vigtlance’—you know the word— © face they & Bh to have this done? llons are rapidly becoming extinct, I bet we'll never get a chanst to kill THE LADY—Please, mister, Willie h Te tie priog of your freedom érom her and der herd; to celebrate the Fourth in a : ere wants ; @f town to celebrate the Fourth ins ANTI-CANIS. |& single one. aa 1 abs Bs bak ri er it Paine For the dear man’s affections hava wings tke a bird, marriage loanse, shen ha emws wets a i * * } \ \ See <. ne prement 20 + " .